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not when you dont have insulin ;o
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ZOMBOID AS PART OF MY DIAGNOSIS HAVE YOU BEEN PEEING A LOT AND HAVE YOU BEEN REALLY THIRSTY?
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Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear
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Don't worry Sam, you wont get ass cancer from it.
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I only pee a lot when I've been drinking a lot. I don't have diabetes :O
I just have a grrrreat metabolism and haven't been eating healthy. Edit: I'm about to make a meatloaf, though. That'll be the first actual food I've had in a really long time. |
Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear
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If you have such a great metabolism how come you were fat at some point in time and now you are suddenly lsing weight.
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Losing weight over a year isn't so strange. I was obese when I was like 15, but I managed to lose 50 lbs over about 3 months by working out like crazy every day :S
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IM JUST CONCERNED ABOUT YOU I WANT YOU TO BE OKAY
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Well he lost a considerable amount so he's well being....
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HEROIN MAKES ME FAT FROM CONSTIPATION :O
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That's why you always add some Metamucil before you shoot up.
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We have already voted to reject you. Your first post really sucked and then you edited it, and it still sucked.
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I'm deeply hurt by your criticism of my welcome to the forum post. I'll try harder next time. : (
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OH GO NO! TRYING HARD IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AGAIN!
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*falls screaming from rooftop old western style*
Ouch. |
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I sat around being bored as fuck last night and then I realized I missed Louie Anderson's standup >:
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Bored? Did you watch Doc Mock last night? They put on a good show.
Mandroid died for our sins. |
My favorite part of the movie was when mandroid died for everybody's sins but yours.
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My sins are far too numerous for Mandroid to die for, or blast with his torpedo arm : (
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I've never actually seen grape nuts in stores.
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if you microwave grape nuts, the milk turns sour. Doesn't happen with oatmeal. Go figure.
I started coming down with something yesterday and today I feel like sentient roadkill. Fever, chills, that fun feeling where even your skin and hair hurt. I spent the morning watching sasquatch documentaries in a sort of sniffling delirium. But I have popsicles. |
Why would you microwave grape nuts? Do you microwave your popsicles too?
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I have only heard of Grape Nuts one time when Groucho Marx made fun of Jack Benny for liking them more than Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I understand Oatmeal to be Porridge. Cold porridge is icky. Cold grape nuts are icky? |
If you mix grape nuts with milk and microwave them for 30 seconds or so, it softens them enough that they don't break your teeth or sit in your stomach like so much wet aquarium gravel.
If your teeth are too strong to worry about that, count yourself lucky. |
Teeth can be too strong? Or just be strong enough? :eek
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teeth can be Not Radiated and therefore not break when faced with apples, tortilla chips and light breezes.
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Indeed. However, I cannot eat concrete or steel. My teeth are no where near strong enough.
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Try it and report back.
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We all know Pubs teeth can handle nuts.
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I do not bite on nuts! What is this rumour? Nut biting is a reputation I do not have or want!
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No but when then are dunked in your mouth I'm sure they slap against your teeth every now and again.
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This has rarely happened. :(
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NUT BITER. PUB IS A NUT BITER.
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Is that a request? :orgasm :yum :love
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Sorry, I only flirt with dudes that have a place to live. :x
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I dont think of it like that. as in the scene from the animal where he tries to get it on with the goat. I think of it like that. :\
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It's true! :bestthread
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Every time I see this, I imagine Jackie Chan screaming that phrase at the top of his lungs. I'm a cheap laugh. :)
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Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?
If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T? |
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I dislike anyone who joined here after I did.
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When you said "point your asshole glare", all I could picture was something like the Care Bear Stare, only instead of rainbows and happiness shining from tummies, everyone was bent over with spread asscheeks emitting beams of light.
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Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary to me, Happy Anniversary dear Tadao, Happy Anniversary to me! :tear |
you need to go to a bar, you'd probably get some tail for the sad story alone :(
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I'm gonna go shooting with my friend. We'll end up fucked up at a titty bar again.
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shooting things is good on anniversaries gone bad.
I think mine's the 23rd or something. |
Adjectives on the typewriter He moves his words like a prize fighter The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell The man on the street might just as well be The man on the street might just as well The man on the street might just as well be Outside, outside the world Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls But the steel I, Type jaw Say it all Say it all But the white paint, Plastic saints Say it all Say it all Say it all Say it all, Say it all, Say it all, Say it all, Say it all, Say somebody, Has got to say it all Somebody Has got to say it all I'm so nervous I'm so tense My heart can't forget about this self defense The air is so hot and my breath comes fast I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last... Outside, outside the world Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls But the steel I, Type jaw Say it all Say it all But the white paint, plastic saints Say it all Say it all Say it all Say it all, Say it all, Say it all, Say it all, Say it all, Say somebody, Has got to say it all Somebody Has got to say it all Yeah, adjectives on the typewriter He moves his words like a prize fighter The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell The man on the street might just as well be The man on the street might just as well The man on the street might just as well be |
In the shape of Tom Servo?
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Oh shit, it's my buddies B-Day. It's all gonna end up bad tonight.
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Down the hatch
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Where the hell is guitar woman
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god that looks like mine :(
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Woogums has the piercing blue eyes though.
In another times forgotten space Your eyes looked from your mother's face Wallflower seed on the sand and stone May the four winds blow you safely home. Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew I'll tell you where the four winds dwell In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell It can ring, turn night to day It can ring like fire when you loose your way. Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew God save the child that rings that bell It may have one good ring, baby, you can't tell One watch by night, one watch by day If you get confused listen to the music play. Some come to laugh their past away Some come to make it just one more day Whichever way your pleasure tends If you plant ice you're gonna harvest the wind. Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew In Franklin's tower the four winds sleep Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep Wildflower seed on the sand and wind May the four winds blow you home again. Roll away the dew Roll away the dew Roll away the dew You'd better roll away the dew Roll away the dew You'd better roll away the dew - roll away Roll away the dew You'd better roll away the dew - roll away. Roll away the dew... |
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:lol I wish I could complain about video games like that kid could.
Though I also pretended to be a girl once, so I can see where you got that assumption. |
Cesco used to when he was a kitten. Now he's just fat and crosseyed.
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Woogies may be dead for all I know :(
On another note, my buddy is bringing his Sensei, who likes TJ whores and fighting. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa This is gonna be bad. |
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As always, the guitar woman thing has lost me.
What's a TJ whore? Is that like TJ Hooker? |
I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.
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I took it to mean Tijuana, but spellcheck tells me I was wrong to imagine it was spelt Tia Juana.
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Yes, Mexico Tijuana. Thank god I don't have a passport right now.
BTW that was very clever Kitsa, even though I know you know what a TJ whore is. |
I temporarily forgot Tijuana existed :( I haven't been to Mexico since I was 3.
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Embed videos! sure there were a lot of changes here :eek
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I'm still doin reefer but that's about it :(
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Venezuela just found two tonnes of cocaine. Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.
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the other night we spent about six hours or more looking at classifieds on craigslist.
apparently it's possible to have a "breast fetish." i thought that was normal. |
Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?
I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >: |
ha ha, you watch the price is right.
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Prolly cause people are all old timey and stupid, and they hate change because it makes them feel old and worthless.
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I heard Bob Barker was quite the pimp.
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So are lots of worthless assholes.
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Never intended it as proof that he wasn't an asshole.
I'm irritated- I got a can of cooking spray off the shelf, and for whatever reason the oil had pooled up around the nozzle. I didn't see it, so it tipped all over my shirt, my jeans and my most expensive shoes. My shoes now have a big dark oil blotch on them and I have no idea how one would go about getting oil out of suede. :( |
Unfortunately, I'm not sure it's possible. It might be best to just soak both shoes in the same cooking oil to get them the same shade all over. :dunce
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You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.
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