SORTING BEER IS NOT CLEANING MISTER

it is at my house :(

you got me there

she had made it awkward by talking about getting back together. she then, five minutes later, continued to go into more detail on why we should get back together.

i don't think getting back together is a good idea if it's that same chick from last time

I do not have the problem of exs wanting to get back together with me. I am feeling unjustly smug about this representation of my life.

KRIS KROSS WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP

well i told her that i'm not moving but i could use a roommate.

so basically i think she knows that if she wants it that bad she'll have to come to me.

because she won't.

and if she does, well then i've got someone to cover a part of the rent as well as free titties!

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE

THIS PLACE IS LIKE IPECAC

A PLACE FOR IPECAC, AND IPECAC IN IT'S PLACE

that's the enema stuff right?

AN ENEMA FOR YOUR STOMACH

damnson

damn

sorry you can't use the term IPECAC without paying royalties to mike patton.

Aaarg ~ Just have one of her hot friends move in instead. This covers all the problems.

she doesn't have friends. not for long, at least.

Well.....get a hot roommate that's not her friend then. Simple as that.

I'm not sure if I took one thyroid hormone pill and one vitamin pill, or two thyroid hormone pills. Guess I'll just sit here and wait to have a heart attack or not.

Speaking of stoning.....

Anytime someone really bothers me but I can't say something to them about it(friends girlfriend/boyfriend/stupid person) I just tell them "I hope you win THE LOTTERY really soon."

Only my roommate and one other person have gotten the meaning behind it.

So boring on saturday afternoons. Going to get some BBQ tonight, go drinking and then watch STONE COLD (w/ Brian Bosworth) with friends.

I've just been reading about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

And here I thought this big-fibreglass-thing phenomenon was unique to Wisconsin.

Is the a little thing page for NZ? Pub might be interested if so.

The Strawberry Festival kicked off today and for the first time in like 5 years I missed it entirely.

Just couldn't do the crowds.

Edit: here are some highlights from past years.

You can always go and scope out some hotties:


Stinger should've gotten some sort of hazard pay, it was 90 degrees F that day:


The parade starts getting pretty halfassed after the first 20 mins or so:


There's a line a freaking quarter-mile long (I'm not exaggerating, it might be longer than that) for the strawberry donuts. The donuts are $1 apiece or $8 a dozen. There are actually signs "1 hour wait from this point". For strawberry donuts. They are good, though.
It's not uncommon to see people walking away with 2 or 3 shopping bags full. People in Ohio are fat.





And then there's the bed race that kicks everything off, where teams push someone on a wheeled bedframe around the square. Honda usually does really well but they have no sense of humor about the thing. Everyone was transfixed by the woman on the right, this was a nursing school:



I know, how the hell could I miss something like this :/

Well, maybe tomorrow when it calms down.

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about, which is nothing new.

I've seen the big Spud an the big Apple in Tasmania. One not on the list in Tasmania is the big Strawberry, which is only as big as a horse, but still quite impressive for a strawberry.

In Melbourne I've seen the big Purse.

My dream is to see the big Boxing Crocodile in Humpty Doo.

Apparently there's some sort of Giant Fibreglass Animal factory in Wisconsin (heard-of, not seen personally). Wisconsin has no end of these things.

- There is a giant octopus on top of a car wash in Madison, with a sponge in one tentacle, a bucket in another, and so on.

- There is a giant kelly-green brontosaurus at the Sinclair gas station in Wisconsin Dells.

- There's a pizza place that has giant fibreglass moose splayed out on top of each of their delivery vehicles in Wisconsin Dells:


In Wisconsin Dells in general, there's no end to the pink elephants and stuff coming out of pools. Most date back to the Sixties. One motel had a strange "candyland" theme, with large fake lollipops and so forth.

In Waterloo, WI, next to a cheese shop, there was a giant mouse with a giant wedge of cheese. A plaque at the bottom said "HI, MY NAME IS JIMBO." Jimbo wasn't there the last time I looked :(

In Johnson Creek, there's a giant cock. And cow, and pig.


A frozen custard place I used to live near had a partial spoon with a maraschino cherry in the bowl. The spoon was cut off at the base as if it was digging into the floor. I was fascinated with the way it balanced, as a kid.

<3
i'm in love with that place.

I live pretty close to the dinosaurs in Pee Wees Big Adventure. Drove by them a few weeks ago.

I've only got a photo of the giant Purse, it's made out of marble. It's got my girlfriend in it so I don't want to post it and even now I'm starting to feel bad.

I mean ex girldfriend.

:lol

Yulia Tymoshenko says she is going for the Ukrainian presidency in 2010. Half a dream is still a dream. <3

Has ZQ ever posted is Sports or is she stalking me? :eek

:wank

Get over yourself, T. :rolleyes

She also had an opinion on the Souperbowl back in Febuary. :hypno

Roisin Murphy is soooooooooooooooooooo pretty.

I'm just glad that I can never leave myself. :love

This is probably my nerd crush of forever :(

In my opinion she makes Roisin Murphy look like dirt sorry fathom

To each his own.



:love I like the way she moooooooves

Bod showed me this hot little piece of ass.

THANK YOU BOD :love

OH MAN :lol



http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/...-good-job.html

is that an actual Fudgie the Whale or a copy of one?

Only the owner would know.

One customer said that our cake made their 5 year old daughter cry because her name was spelled wrong. Well we make customers write exactly what they want on the cake, and then we call them if we think a correction is called for. These people spelled their own daughters name wrong. I think the Aunt filled out the form or some shit.

We? Did you get a job T?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD DUCK! :eek

I was a Bakery Manager for like 2 years and a baker for 3 before that. This is all in the past though.

Donald Duck was once a bakery manager too, although he did it only for few days. That was a classic Barks comic

Daffy Duck would kick his ass.

No way man

Stupid n*****

Yeah right, Daffy hits people. Donald throws tantrums and dresses like a fag.

Haha I see you googled it too!

Speaking of making kids cry...



http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/...bia-cakes.html

Holy fuck that's evil.

We had these clown heads.



There was a no clown rule while I was in power, but the girls did it sometimes when I was being a dick.

THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY!

I like cakes to look like cakes. I am so boring. :(

I don't like cakes. Pie is way better. Poor RaNkeri is going into a sugar coma right now.

:lol

Agreed, Meat Pie is much better than Meat Cake.

I like the shit-cake page: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search/label/Oh%20Poop

What was your stance on cupcake-cakes, Tadao?

I agree, pies are better than cakes


Man, I'm totally going to bake an apple pi during summer

I'm not a fan of cupcakes either. Toooooo much sugar in the frosting.

Meatapples? :eek

Pub, I thought you would love to nosh on a beefcake.

This one'll get the stomach churning...

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...appetites.html

:puke

You don't like head, T?

:pagebrak

That page is making me want icing.

And if our (NSFW) desires merged:

i took a drive this afternoon.

i love western north carolina.

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT!

i'm sorry, honey. how was your afternoon?

DID YOU SEE THE LAKE AT THE HIGHEST ELEVATION EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? I DID!

Were you running moonshine?

OH that is very impressive how high is it like 3000 feet :rolleyes

man im high

3000 feet high?

Man, I just woke up a few minutes ago. At 13:35.
I don't know why but it kinda makes me depressed, because I've never slept past 12:30.
It's as if this job is slowly turning me into a creature of the night by ruining my sleep rhytm :eek

oh CARP :chatter

I used to work graveyard shift. You never ever are the same again.

I agree.

Once you have to fight that giant bat thing underneath the textile factory, you're never the same.

IT WAS SUPER EVOLVED RATS, NOT A BAT. >:

RATS WITH WINGS

RATS WITH VERY RUDIMENTARY FLIGHT

This is how I would have responded to a penis cake post too

I'll be going to New Jersey in a few months. Does anyone have any advice on how not to act. Keep in mind I live near Hollywood.

Why the hell would you want to go to NJ? That place smells. :x

You dont have to go to NJ for polygamists. Hell if you want to be a polygamist come to Texas. We will take your kids from you so you dont have to take care of them yourself. That will free up your wives time to cook and clean for you.

Well, I'm gonna see the Beastie Boys and My Bloody Valentine. I am also looking forward to having hot sex with a crazy Jersey bitch with HUGE tits. There is a good chance that I will be a victim of online foolery and be deaded. I am more concerned with upsetting Jersey fags over thick or thin crust.

Everyone I have ever personally known from Jersey liked the thin crust. Hope that helps.

Of course they all also liked running marathons in the buff... :\