:pagebrak

What's your record on consecutive braks?

who gives a shit? :rolleyes

I remember back when he used to get angry about getting the page break. :o

I mean, surely Pub isn't so lame that he would count his pagebraks and be proud of them :rolleyes

ANGRY FIVE POST RANT

PAGE BREAK

SON OF A BITCH! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN PAGE BREAK!

:lol

The people do

Also, they should make a METAL WIZARD OF OZ

And a rubber Dorthy.

No clue. It never occured to me to keep track.
Do you remember a time when I was funny? :(
If I had thought to I would've. :x
Typing in all capital letters was such fun. Good times. :tear

What would you guys do to an intersection in Portland to improve it

Describe this in detail because I don't want to do any writing today

Portland, OR or Portland, ME ?

Either way I would turn it into a roundabout and put a giant statue of myself shirtless with my bulging biceps in the middle of it.

Oregon.

It can be anything, too, there are no guidelines on this project and I have no idea what the point of it is but I'm not going to pass without doing it

ALSO I ALREADY THOUGHT OF A GIANT STATUE OF MYSELF BE MORE CREATIVE

I would build an interstate on-ramp and drive to the beach for makeouts and drinks in the setting sun. :sunglasses

No off-ramp though. No one wants to be in Oregon.

A secret tunnel to Barbados is a better idea

thanks for nothing, nerds

How about a popstickle stand? People still like buying popstickles, right?

But the last bite always falls off the stick!

I would rename the streets to RAMONA QUIMBY AVENUE and BEEZUS DRIVE and put a big Beverly Cleary museum there.

Hey guys, FistfulOAwesome is FistfulONerdy. :x

FistfulOParagraphs

I went to a restroom inside a hospital lab and there was a HUGE puddle of urine on the floor. When I told the lab worker (in case they wanted to, I don't know, clean it the hell up), she laughed and pointed to some elderly patient. She said, "Oh, that's just Trudy, she does that all the time."

What the hell? If you know someone is going to piss on the floor of your bathroom all the time, why don't you send someone in to wipe it up before you tell the next person to go in? Or are we supposed to splash through it and go, "Oh, that Trudy!"

I don't get people.

The watch too much Scrubs.

That's the second urine-puddle run-in I've had in a hospital. The first time I was in an ER room and stepped in a random puddle of cold piss with only socks on my feet. It was so fucking gross, I showered the second I got home.

:pagebrak

It's not in the nurses contract to clean that up and they took all the money from maintenance.

American hospitals sound amazing. I can't recall a hospital I've been to that hasn't had a piss puddle. :pub'ssecretbladderproblem

Well, I know there's rampant notmyjob-itis, but good god you can't just leave random puddles of piss lying around indefinitely.

OH GOD

GUITAR WOMENS' BACK

sexy apocalypse

and the Clement thread got locked up. Definitely two signs of the apocalypse

:Geggy

seems like clement got another thread moved to thread backups.

I successfully helped make the Clement thread worse, it was a mercy locking.

Clement needs to come out with a blowup doll sex tape really soon or I'm going to lose interest.

That's for sure. They even deleted my last post. :lol

Ow dude, you got the old Sam treatment. :hypno

off to work soon :/

Bike safe.

ofcourse




I have a bitchin helmet

this ain't the youtube thread, boy :rolleyes

I wish it was. :(

Every Thursday during the summer here they have a free band play down from city hall. Going to Robert Randolph and the family band tonight

http://www.buffaloplace.com/thursday-at-the-square

On Tuesdays they have free bands play near Niagara Falls, NY. Saw the Reverand Horton Heat a few days ago and on wednesdays they have free bands play in another part of the city. So free Charlie Daniels Band is going to rock.

We're the poorest city in the U.S. :(

Rev. Horton Heat was probably the best thing to happen to that shithole.

There's a crappy state park and Nabisco. Or at least that's the way I remember the NY side when I was going to Ithaca years ago.

If he had his piercings in, not only would he be the king of the Thunderdome, but I'd need to change my underwear.

I did for the Rev. Horton Heat show.

Do they change America to what ever you guys call Finland? It sounded like they changed New Orleans to Helsinki.

The songs are quite different. This version is about nightshift truck driver. Helsinki is only mentioned as a place where rich men weep during the depression while the driver states he does the best he can.

Lol, Why didn't they just a new song.

It's a cover :/

Besides the tune is kinda catchy

Well yeah, a Gunthrie wrote it.

Oh, I guess ol Arlo didn't write it.

So is there anything worse than writing a fluff piece



Answer: Yeah, writing two fluff pieces in four hours or your future is RUINED

Where the fuck is Womti when you need him?

This "Last Frontiersmen" bullshit would be easier if I had an actual bum to interview.

hey here's an idea walk outside of your house go downtown and fucking find one you jackass

you don't have a future anyway unless you count being a spock impersonator

:lol

Where are our 4chan reps? Are you guys running another raid on youtube? Could you knock it off? I'm trying to watch Kate Micucci vids. >:

I don't have time for that, but I was going to.

I changed my subject from homeless people like two weeks ago due to that being a played out topic, but the other one I picked was shit so I switched it back for a last-minute amphetamine scribbling.

I'm pretty much grasping at straws here but I think I can do it before 9 PM tonight :<

Eeek. I'm fairly drunk, but the manface passed out. What to do?

Have your way with him.

What are you drinking?

Bitter. In the pub was drinking boddingtons and shots of jager.
At home i got john smiths

I hope you were driving.

I can't drive. A nice man of indian background drove us, for £6.

Draw the words "I'm a hot chick, and I love Jixby Phillips!" on his ass and post the pics.

I just might.....

Man, everyone's gay for jixby

Not me, Son.

I'd be gay for you, though, Pub...

Yeah, I've got Pub all to myself.

Shrubfest looks like my buddy's ex

AND I DNT LIKE HER

So yall gonna be watchin that Doc Mock s*it tonight or what?

I'm beach side drinking tequila bitches! :lol

No way dude she's a qt >: and I'd do things to her boobs irl if she'd let me :x

HEY MILHOUSE, FUCK YOU

I would totally ignore her.

YEAH

YOU WOULD

Of course.

Yeah she's a qt i'll give you that, but she will rip your heart out. PLUS SHE HAS A BRITISH ACCENT


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Worse than that, Jim. She has a Yorkshire accent. :puke

At this point i'd take anything ):

;_;

the most amazing thing happened today

i was taking off my shirt and i threw it at my wife's head and it landed on there PERFECTLY LIKE A TURBAN.
PERFeCTLY

It is a clue.

WHAT KIND OF CLUE?

I don't care, Re is on my TV. :boner

aroo

Weell, I came. No need to watch the dumb movie.

Thestream keeps pushing me to justintv in which I am banned.

Thestream is broken. Maybe you should learn to not be a jackass.

Nah, that would be too much trouble.

Wow, I am already bored with the shitty people in the chat.

STFU

You were the best thing in there, MJ. :eek