CRISPS, sam

edit:

Ahl buy theur um crisps if theur suk on uz cock.

I was thinking about saying that I really wanted a baked potato with barbecue sauce on it, for some reason, but then I thought this would be a really bad time to say it.

I'm going to a local concert tonight with my parents for their anniversary. They say that it's entertaining people-watching; I guess free public shows attract a lot of amusing types. We'll see. I'll bring a camera.

Is Shrubfest hot? I think there were a couple HAWT BITCHEZ here but I can't remember who they were :(

Extremely hawt, but a total cuntbag.

Love you too!


And you, Sam.

YEAH, YOU BETTER. >:

OR ELSE.

P.S. I STILL HAVE THOSE CHIPS ;)

That was a shitty concert. But people-watching was fun.

The guitarist was a dead ringer for Randall Flagg and the keyboard guy looked exactly like the rival pornstar at the end of Orgazmo, the one that farts into his hand and flings it. I mean, clothes and all, so that was pretty weird.

My dad was baiting yuppies to step in dogshit. There was this enormous pile of dogshit in front of our lawn seats, so my dad arranged the chairs so that it looked like a clear path. All evening, people were channeled to the dogshit like lambs to the slaughter. My dad laughed till he cried.

I mean, he warned some people, but like the guy with the fanny pack and the ray-bans pulling the wagonload of picnic shit he didn't.

Hahahaha, your dad is cool.

Sometimes he is.

I got banned from the stickam chat and I didn't break any rules. :\

what the hel;l is the stickam chat

wait n/m

stickam operates like a mormon cult, you were probably banned for not having tits

I have a sudden urge to buy a bunch of polos now.

I won't watch until thestream works again.

it's pretty obvious that one image is supposed to be a parody/homage to the other :/

Yeah, totallylookslike has been having a massive problem with that lately.

they suuuure have.

like, it's obnoxious.

I GOT A NEW PHONE ITS RAD

EXPECT MY NEXT POST TO BE FROM SAID PHONE :hat

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD

WOW, that's no good.

NOW HOW WILL I BUY OXYCLEAN? :tear

BILLY MAYS UP HERE FOR OXI-CLEAN!

GUYS I'M SO UPSET. WHY BILLY

I've been trying to come up with a Billy/Oxyclean/MJ joke, but I got nothing.

Like so many other sites with user-submissions, it's being bogged down by stupid shits. I just spent a few minutes browsing through some of the pictures, and there's a looooot of parodies/homages that LOOK LIKE SOMETHING ELSE :O

Another annoying thing is when they have something or someone that's been around forever compared to something new. It's the other way around, you dumb motherfuckers. Here's an example:


Really?

Yeah, if you look in the comments, everyone is yelling at them for being dumb. There must not be enough good submissions to overide the dumb crap. The are probably pressured by lolcat to at least have 1 new one a day.

andy samberg totally does look like bob dylan, tho

Does he? I don't think so.

Has anyone else tried Burger King apple fries? I don't know what to make of them. They're just apple sticks cut like fries, with a packet of caramel instead of ketchup. Except the caramel won't stick to the fries because they're wet. So instead it just smears all over the place.

Still, they're the healthiest thing I've eaten all day :(

Burger King apple fries totally looks like french fries

lol

wow what the FUCK has been up with everyone dropping like flies?
nothing EVER happens when i'm at home and have time to gossip and chitter chatter. i spend ONE week at work and BOOM.
insanity i tell you

I'm taking bets on the next celeb to die. I'm betting Ice-T on 5:1.

OH MAN THAT'S HAWT

oh man now there's something i bet the internet doesn't have porn of

(NOT INCLUDING DRAWRINGS)

So I haven't seen it all! YAY!

It ended up being Fred Travalena who died today. He was a comedian who died of some kind of cancer.

I'm still offering bets of Ice-T to die.

Or Michelle Pfeiffer to die any time now. Come on......Wednesday.

Place your bets!

it's totally going to be someone from welcome back kotter or wkrp

Maybe John Travolta.

CIG: did you see the picture of the kitten?

Something reminded me of a really stupid joke that Jamesman made, but I don't know what it was (that reminded me).

The joke was something about Arnold Vosloo (the guy that played the Mummy in the newer movies) saving Christmas, and no one found it funny. He then went on to try to explain why it was funny.

That's exactly what's wrong with most internet humor; people just assume something is inherently hilarious because it's so WACKY AND RANDOM.

omg guys did you hear the news, rick astley died too :theinternetisretarded

the mcdonald's closest to here has french fries that taste like apples :(

kitten?
what kitten?

The kitten with the chainsaw in the zoo thread.

HAY GUYS, LET'S DRINK UNTIL OUR HEARTS POP

mockeryvets smell bad

like yeast poo

You missed the page Brak. :c

whats the page brak do?

INFRACTION

You are soooo banned.

Looking back over the last few pages to see when the last page Brak was I found this gem I somehow missed. This is greatness. :lol

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you win a fucking ban when you use a page brak when there's not a page brak.

what are you, thick?

christ almighty (coming soon to theatres near you)

Seppuku is your only option now, elx.

but there's nothing in the guidelines about a page brak, i don't understand its purpose :(

It's a stupid fucking tradition that some of the more clever members cooked up. Don't do it.

i didnt really just fall for that and change everything before i got banned :(

:lol I love you elx.

I won't for 2 more years.

What's the vet limit, 3?

I don't think there can be any more vets because all the people that were previously responsible for elevating the common forum dweller to the lofty heights of vetdom have stopped posting.

They post

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php

i dont think so

Out of the people on that list, only like 6-7 of us still post :(

I miss Sethomas. :(

NOT UH >:o

wudoin mr adventure :)

Juttin was a vet.
:gigh

:meat

UNBANNED.

smelly bugger zonker

:rolleyes

WHAT IS IT ABOUT ALL THESE ALF POGS?

Hehehe

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...urce=a-section

:lol

Is this guy gonna take a month or two to eventually try to sell us something? He posted this in the front forums.

i just get home from a shitty-boring day at work and i take my computer out to relax on the porch and the indian bitch in the trailer next door is blasting kid rock. what the fuck. i'm trying to quietly listen to my quiet john fahey album i just got.

but apparently the cops are keeping an eye on that trailer because they're selling coke or something.

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MOCK WARS 2K7: Round 4 - Max Burbank VS Lenor (GRUDGE MATCH)

fistfullofawesome needs his name change to fuckinglotofuselesswords

he put spam links in his sig, got banned

Did he? I swear they weren't there before. OH! ;) I GET YA!

Yes I saw the spam links in his sig.





:conspiracy

ILL PUNCH YOU DADAO

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAM LINSK IN YOUR SIG SMARTPANTS

Does it come with rice?

spamlink musubi hahahaha

Dont stalk me bro. :hypno

i've come to adore the liberace paper dolls in the men's dressing rooms
i'll try to get a picture of the wall collage, and the gay cowboy apron covering the flourescent light
see you guys on monday

There's a dairy farm near where I'm doing my art show, and they make this flavor only during the summer:



They call it "Trash" and it's all the stuff left over from all their other ice cream flavors, colored neon purple. I love this stuff. Last night, mine had several whole raspberry truffles and mini peanut butter cups in it, part of a peppermint patty, and what I think was a coffee been.

It sort of tastes and smells like play-doh.

Christ, don't you just hate it when it seems like everyone else is doing something with their lives, and you can't even think of where to start. Suddenly the time's gone, you've achived nothing, and everyone starts asking you questions about what you did with it.

Wankers.

:emo

Tell them all to sod off.

What usually happens is they wind up hating what they loved (never do what you love for a living) and then they'll be all, I WISH I WAS AS CAREFREE AS SHRUB WHAT DID I DO WITH MY LIFE?

That's the one of my philosophies, something I live my life by. I've seen it too many times in people to call it a coincidence. That's why I like to stick with manual labour as a job.

You're a bunch of ellsworth tahooeys