:wank

NO NO

BAD

I always remember this choice quote:

You're one to talk. You were all up on this thing:

'Were'?

Am. <3 Andrej

Red headed pale girls are the bests.

Yep, they are.

I only like the natural redhead pales. If I get down there and I'm looking at black or blonde pubes, I usually puke and tell them I'm leaving. No, I'm just joking. I fuck them, but I don't give it my best. I give them my disappointed sex. No, that's not true either. I'll usually just cover the peep hole and leave.

She looks like a witch.

Kitsa, why did you remind me? :tear

I'm cruel that way.

Also, as a pale skinned redheaded person, I was drunk on being the BEST.

caliente

where did her nipples go?

I'm not big on the darker chicks. For some reason dark nipples are a turn-off for me.

im the same with buttholes.

Back to sexy redheads, and yes, I posted Christina Hendricks. I don't know why but I've never dated a redhead. I think it's because all the redheads who aren't freckle-abortion-gingers are the ones who are on TV.

fuck off, freckles are awesome, they're like a stamp of authenticity

Not when it looks like someone threw dog shit at you through a screen door.

I guess we're just not for everyone. I have freckles all over the place. My eye doctor says they're even on the insides of my eyeballs.

I guess if I'm going to be a redhead, I would rather be a freckled one, then no one is thinking "fake".

Man, fuck you thrashole. My first girlfriend was a a befreckled redhead and I won't stand for this.

If she was so great why aren't you two frecklegunts together?

I don't think you have the capacity to grasp how long ago this was.

LONG ENOUGH AGO FOR ME TO BE OVER IT, BUT MEMORABLE ENOUGH FOR IT TO LINGER IN MY MIND IN TIMES OF EASE

I'm sorry youhad 2 go through that :(

I think we both agree that we are not the other person we're talking to. I'd feel really horrible about being alive.

My first real girlfriend was a redhead with freckles also! Totally ruined me for other non-redheaded freckled women because damn, I need that pale skin and that red hair. I will settle for less though. Always do.

I did date a red head once. No hair, just a red head.

Redheads have a reputation for being psycho, but I've known more psycho blondes and brunettes than psycho redheads (up to and including family).

We're only psycho sometimes.

Only psycho when they get mad. They're sweet as shit otherwise.

My redhead first girlfriend drove off with me on the hood of her car, then braked really hard when she gained a good amount of speed. Even with me rolling, it peeled off a good chunk of skin on my arms. She also maced me later on that year for moving my shit out of her mom's house.

I did break the toes of the guy who she eventually cheated on me with. I know, toes doesn't sound too hardcore, but he got in my face when I questioned him. I stamped down on his feet, then pushed him back as hard as I could.

Breakin toes and taking names. Take my girlfriend I'll splatter your brains. Don't mess with a guy whose name is chains.

So what, have you had fake girlfriends before? Did you stalk someone or something?

Nah, but I've had school girlfriends. Where you just kind of hold hands and walk with eachother between classes yet don't do shit. Up there I'm talking about the chick I banged for the first time. Granted, she cried during and I had to hold her and tell her how no, she didn't just piss god off by fucking me. But I'm sure a lot of girls cry their first time.

I'm calling the police.

this was how one of my first relationships ended

"so can i touch your boobs or something"
"no"
"I think we should break up"

I just read what I typed up there. It seems like I kept having sex with her when she started crying from what I wrote. I didn't keep going. I stopped and comforted her. She eventually did get pretty down and dirty with it. Just the first time she bawled like a baby.
Sad thing is, my second relationship lasted 2 years and I didn't get to see her naked even feel her up at all. She was religious and I assumed she'd just be hard to get to 'open up'. She was like 4 foot 10, but really not a dwarf. She just looked like a 13 year old even though she was 20. I'd get so many people calling me pervert and pedo for that reason. I talked to her about a year ago and it turns out she never fucked me because she was a lesbian and didn't realize it due to her religious conditioning. So I wasted my time trying.

The lesbian that I'm getting benefits off at the moment told me that I have beautiful soft skin like a woman.

Guess you weren't soft enough, Koko.

:o

I LIKED YOUR STORY BETTER THE FIRST WAY.

THE WAY GOD INTENDED IT BE READ.

AMEN

Larissa olynik is disapointingly not hot anymore. Also a pale redhead now too. She's on the new hawaii 5-0. :(

Dude, Alex Mack looks like Hilary Swank now

What the hell happened to her? She was absolutely in the bone zone on Third Rock From The Sun. Now she's absolute bleh.

WHAT THE SHIT. >:

What the faaark!?

Still hot, just in a different way that is not as cute as when I used to clean the pipes to her daily.

:(:(:(:(

I hate the swankster but yeah she does.

One girl I used to have a huge bone over was the girl from space cases on snick. Then she ended up being the hot mechanic on firefly.

http://image.qpicture.com/image/j/ar...ite-346946.jpg

Man I had a lot of Nickelodeon crushes back in the day.

Moira Quirk has the distinction of being the very first! (Fuck you Mike O'Malley >:)

Then came both Nona Mecklenberg and Ellen Hickle from Pete and Pete :(

Alex Mack's nerdy sister was way hotter that Alex Mack, btw

I liked the way Moira said 'buoy'.

I think hers was the first British accent I've ever heard. Every time she talked I didn't want her to stop

I wanted to go to mo too.

I think Moira was probably the cause of a lot of pre-pubescent stirrings. She was awesome and I wish Mike would just shut up and let Mo talk.

I don't know if the pickle comment went through, but it was "You can bang her and then she can tell you what you clocked in at :eek"

A FURIOUS FIVE MONTHS.

You are straight tripping.

Alex Mack wore her hat backwards like some sort of scofflaw

Sofia Coppola :rolleyes

Just this one picture.

What's his real name?

:lol

:sigh

It's no use, more cigarettes just don't make her ugly.

You got the :sigh part right :rolleyes

why didnt you put a penis in her mouth

what a waste of photoshop

then he'd be jealous

I just looked up Sofia Coppola and literally every other picture is better than that one

Nawp

yea bu ti bet that one was the manliest one

And is in black and white and with cigarettes.

Shit I know where I know that dude from now! He played Maria, Micheal Corleone's Daughter in Godfather Part III

oh yea his incestual daughter

"IM JUDGEMENTAL Of MY FATHER BEING A GANGSTER, BUT IM NOT ABOVE FUCKING MY COUSIN"

OR



?

Just watched a roller derbs bout online, and fell in love with Suzy Hotrod.



But mostly her arse in tight pants.



Watching it made my face feel like it was being torn off in a good way.

Nice rumps. Got any better pics?

That's not really the sort of thing I feel comfortable with dealing out, but it's a no, anyway.

YA

I usually avoid this thread because I just know that FZ will post something that'll either gross me out or, at the very least, groan.

Oh okay. I thought you meant she said that in real life. I've never seen the godfather movies.

they're kinda like starwars but with italians

oh man. If starwars were eyetalian I would quit being a fan.

HAN GUIDO

LUKE CAMPIONE

C3PSAUCEONSUNDAY

LEAHFISTBUMPINLIKECHAMPS

JABBA THE HUT(CUZ HE ALLREADY LOOKS LIKE A FAT MOBSTER)

:GUIDOSHOTFIRST

:greenpickle

I NEED TITTIES MORE THAN I NEED FOOD OR OXYGEN

I HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.

HE NEEDS TITTIES MORE THAN PENISES AND MANFACE

THIS IS A TRUTH.

If she had a dick id suck it

"You must have a scale icon before giving Sam green pickles again"

She looks like Candy from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", the Jack Nicholson version.

I always had a thing for Kari Byron on mythbusters, but whenever I see pictures of her, her face looks kinda messed.

that lady has neither manface or penis

ok she might have a penis but def no manface

Shes boutto get my penis in her manface.

id get down with those titties if she had 3 penises (aka the don carlson special)

i totally recall that happenin

FATHOM, ARE YOU FINDING ALL YOUR PRETTY GIRLS IN SHITTY INTERNET WEBSITE REDIRECTS?

I'll laugh really hard when I notice what? I wanna know what it is. I want to laugh really hard.

Have you spotted it when you were a child?

What a terrible sentence.

incrediblerack.tumblr.com mostly

i'm not responsible for where they get their pictures from

That piercing one doesn't look right. The top teeth are too low or something.

it's because the light is refracted at an angle

it's fucking gross

as a matter refract, it is :posh

The girl in this video is pretty/handsome

I bet she gets bonus points from Guitar Woman for being on drugs

I'd show her color. THE COLOR OF DICK.