Also, I am Blue.

BURNING MAN WOOOO!!!

:wank

So how was the Nine Inch Nails concert? You listen to Wumpscut?

Shrub, my dear! Have you gotten your tooth fixed yet?

da ba dee da ba dai

It's not bad enough to need fixing, thanks.

Tights or paint? Need answers.

Also, the She Hulk get up is fantastic. Hope people were impressed.

Glad to hear it, chile. I like yer hair-n'-tubes.

Legs were tights, the rest of me was painted. Too cold to only wear a leotard. Oddly the place that stayed green longest was my armpits.

And the tuby hair isn't mine. I just borrowed it. Like I'd pay nearly £100 for foamy stuff!

I'll give you foamy stuff in your hair for free.

Is the hair on your arms natural?

Dear Shrub,

Let's plow.

Love, Sam

:lol I was going to say something about that but then decided not to be mean.

I was thinking about it, but then remembered that I don't have any inhibitions. Shrub, you're gorgeous, arm hair and all.

BACK OFF MY WOMAN, DYLAN

HER AND I ARE BOUT TO SCREWWWWWW.

WITH THA SAMPLOW

I am a hairy freak, don't worry, I am well aware!
I nearly commented myself.

Sam.
Write me a battle saga, to prove your worth.

LOVELINE OR SUFFER MY WRATH!

IN THE FUTURE WHEN I'M ALLOWED IT!

FUCKING HELL!

OH DARLING, MY CUP RUNNETH OVER WITH WORDS FOR YOU. :love

AND ALL THE STRAIGHT HUMP ACTION WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM.

I gotta say, I'd hump pretty much anyone that wore that cyberpunk wig non-ironically.

Type 'Whitby Goth Weekend April '10' into google images.

I bet you wouldn't.

Shrub my dear wouldn't you rather get with an intellectual-type 8)

Like Seth? :(

NO MAN, SHE WANTS TO GET RODE LIKE A BATTLE STEED BY ME WHILE I WEAR A VIKING HELMET AND CHAINMAIL ARMOR, AND THROW AXES AT A BARMAIDEN TIED TO A LARGE BLACK OF WOOD BY HER PIGTAILS, TRYING TO CUT HER HAIR SO SHE CAN BE FREED FROM SAID BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN I SMASH SHRUB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH MY GROG MUG AND CALL HER A FILTHY WENCH. >:

THEN I BURN HER FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND WE GO AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN

:GROGSMASH