^^^

This.

I yearn to hear your hockey takes Kitsa

PARTY WAS AWESOME

got asked by a lesbian tonight if me and (girl) were together and it made me smile. apparantly something is happenig!

btw kissed a bunch of sluts tonight yeah yeah

were you in the same hot tub as me tonight or something?

BTC you play on player

Dixie, what were you doing in a hot tub full of slu*s?

get cho dicked sucked

I'm around. Just got a lot of shit to do and other miscellaneous reasons.

I was wondering about you kit kat

speaking of the lesbian girl, i made a few really loud comments about jeff dunham being a faggot and homosexual. i immediately felt bad and said "sarah! i don't mean it like that!" :(

Hahahahaha.

That's an insult to gays.

i mean in truth jeff dunham is a faggot but i didn't want to offend sarah because she's cool and works in the studio :(

I wonder when the word gay and all it synonyms became something like an indiscriminate racial slur.

haha some straight people who were like gay activists or some shit stopped talking to me because i called something gay once ;/

"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MORE UNDERSTANDING"

YOU STEPPED OVER THE LINE KHAL, AND THERE AIN'T NO GOING BACK AFTER WHAT YOU DONE

What a bunch of jerks. Maybe they are just secretly Jeff Dunham fans.

yea i dont think i ever spoke to them ever again after that :O

My volleyball team had like 3 straight people on it over the summer and it was a drinking league. I ocassionally use the terms but usually because its hilarious.

I had a crush on this one girl who thought I was gay. :(

You mean you're not gay?

You should have gayed her right in the mouth.

GAY ENOUGH TO FUCK HER RIGHT IN HER TIGHT LITTLE ANUS HOLE.

And then right in the mouth again. Then when she starts complaining tell her to stop talking shit

WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH I CAN SMELL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT

IS U SAYIN HE BEE TALKIN SHIT?

FUCKING HELL

After battling some sort of stomach bug for a week, I cannot begin to tell you how big a relief it is that I'm once again pooping solids. :rave

This.

:lol

My little brother says this all the time.

Ugh. I need to get laid. I got cheated on while I was at Basic Training, and now I'm single. I just want to fuck someone :(

haha chojin gave me an infraction for posting in the defestrate the ex thread :lol

what a cocksucker :rolleyes

You should check out this girl who started posting last week, she is dating (read: fucking) many guys :lol

OK seriously though, hit the singles bar man, ladies dig men in the military

Wow really? You must have dropped something special to get busted there

hahaha I got an infraction too, I guess I just should have made some really great fat jokes like Chojin did my bad I guess next time I will do better!

nah its cause chojin has such high standards for ANY posting done on this message board

its funny cause just the other day chojin was like, "ITS NOT REALLY MY KIND OF MODERATOR STYLE TO BE A COCKSUCKER UNLIKE SOME OTHER MODS HONESTLY IM MORE LIKELY TO LIKE CHANGE SOMEBODYS AVATAR OR SIGNATURE TO SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY"

here I wrote a fat joke just for chojin to go post in that thread because that was totally the high point in that thread:

what's black and white and red all over? an interracial couple who got in the way of your cupcakes! :lol

there you go Chojin just for you I wrote you a high quality fat joke

I stayed away from the fat jokes there. I knew they would come from someone and I thought it was just too easy a way to go.

FUCKING SNOW! I HATE SNOW! :explode

:dblpst

Agreed. How bad is it there Colonel?

Depends on where you are - south and east of the city it's 2 feet or more, north and west, a foot plus. We got only about 10" so not too bad, it's just shitty driving where people aren't sure what pedal to push on the freaking floor. We're not used to this crap - not like you folks in sunny Buffalo! :)

This would be just a day in winter for those accustomed to lake-effect snow.

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN BUFFALO :) We seriously have a small dusting of snow. I probably should get a hat and some gloves.

My friend is going to Buffalo. By train and bus. I pity her; she missed her plane.

Yeah, busses are no good.

When do you get your license back Bill?

I can apply for a new one in 1 week from today. :picklehat

Not soon enough. I've had a shitty ass week and need to get out Ohio and drink myself into a coma.

You and me both. Except for the Ohio part. I forgot I'm mascotting for my roommate's hockey team tonight so I need to get beerfaced.

Studying for the SATs makes me feel like shit and i hate it.

Real men don't need no tests.

i gave you an infraction for posting the same picture of an airhorn in like 20 different threads, idk, you kinda deserved it

then if i recall correctly 3-4 people just started spamming the thread with limericks or some shit, so i figured everyone else deserved a warning too

Mascotting for a hockey team would be awesome. Back before the Dayton Bombers went to shit, I used to like watching the guy in the beaver suit mess with people leaning against the glass before games.

WHAT CHOJIN REALLY SAID:
I don't get or like jokes
I hate when people have fun witho>:ut me >: >:

GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO :AIRHORN THIS GUY ;) :)

idk i kinda posted it 4 times total, twice in the my heart will go on thread and twice in the dammnit....... thread, so i can totally see your point I mean I literally posted it in 20 different threads at least 20 different times I mean because I couldn't have posted it in 20 different threads if I didn't post it at least 20 times completely justified good job moderating chojin, you are totally not acting like a twat and I am maybe the worst person on this board I can totally see how justified you were, way to go Legend Killer

listen ****** i ran a search and deleted 4 of those posts and am still finding more so i don't wanna hear it

BULLSHIT LIES FROM THE WOLF I WILL NOT BE PERSECUTED JUST BECAUSE I WOULDN'T PLAY SMACKDOWN VS RAW 2010 WITH YOU, I KNOW THAT IS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT JUST GET OVER IT OKAY MAN JEEZ DON'T HOLD ON TO A GRUDGE

Wait a second hold up.....

There were limericks?

Steam sale. Go Christmas cash.

i'm working next month!!
for at least 2 and a half weeks.
this is good news, my first tour in awhile
:D

CHRIST-MASS AVATAR UPDATE

hey guyssssssssssssssssssssssss

whats goin on frankenstein

what makes me frankenstein?

i'm feeling down tonight :(

i thought it woudl be a change of pace from "wudoin dracula"

IS THERE ANY HELP I CAN GIVE FOR YOUR HOLIDAYS BLUES

tell all my friends to love me but also to leave me alone and tell the girl i like to come sleep at my house

consider it done

i'm telling them that now with my mind

i really wish man. fuck, where do you live willie? i need to get the fuck out of here

or just start hanging out with school friends more, because they are awesome and don't hate me for anything and my other friends are sometimes assholes well mainly just two of them but i can't write them out of my life because they've been there forever but fuck they just can't get over the fact that i have other friends as well as them and when i hang out with said other friends (school friends) they get pissed for whatever reason but its like sorry dudes and gals my life doesn't revolve around you and i want to hang out with different people sometimes because they aren't downers like you guys are and one of the girls from school is this girl that i have been whining and complaining about my own self inadequacy to do anything with her because i keep getting this feeling like she totally isn't into me when i know that she is and i just feel like i'm forcing stuff but we might hang out on sunday and maybe we can talk then and figure it all out i dunno willie will it work?

and now i guess my friends are pissed at me for not hanging out with them tonight because one of them is going to be gone FOR A WEEK

OH MY GOD WILLIE NOT A WEEK WHATEVER SHALL I DO

fuck, yeah i'm gonna miss her but jesus christ ITS A WEEK get the fuck over it i will see you when you get back

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Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face :)

DON'T WORRY BTC I GOT YOUR BACK HOMIE RIDE OR DIE

Get some better friends.

see, for me everything is fucking clear as hell. my friends are just selfish and fucking lonely and need to MAKE SOME MORE FRIENDS. for chrissakes am i seriously getting penalized for being social? GO MAKE SOME FUCKING FRIENDS AND YOU'LL SEE THAT IT IS NICE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ONES WHO DON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL THE TIME

and i fucking love my newly acquired friends; there is absolutely nothing wrong with them. i just got back from dinner at my friend's house with all of them and it was super fun

FUCK PPL

to be honest, i wish i could just write them off sometimes. i seriously do, but because of some complex living situations and what-not it would in turn make me basically unable to see my best friend evar

i'm such a whiny bitch but fuck you

Shit's fucked up, dude.

I should really write off my old friends. They're "getting lost", the thing after high school where people just peter out. I've got a couple new friends that are better, though.

Hang with the new friends more, dude.

they can all fucking eat shit

i am ENRAGED!!! >:

i really hate this vertical ad that always gets in the way of the first post because i can't read what you said :(

*COUGH* >:

I can't say "dude" more.

SAM I LOVE YOU :*

I think you should cry more, baby-back bitch. >:

do you guys enjoy my whining? ;(

Yes, I enjoy internet people pouring their personal lives onto a board.

what else you wanna know :(

ahh fuck this i'm going to bed

Can you guys fix this somehow? :\

Take it to the tech thread.

use the i-bapery skin, it doesn't have the vertical ad

As an aside, has anyone actually seen Drank in stores? Got someone I'm supposed to buy a can for, but fuck spending $56 to order a case online.

i can't say i've ever seen that before. that looks pretty cool! where'd you find out about that?

We might be the only two

I don't get the vertical ad and I use the plain skin. :eek

ME TOO FUCKING HELL

i get a horizontal one that SOMETIMES blocks posts when i post from work and i'm using ibapery

NIGHTMARE MODE

lies, i use the bape skin

I used to be the biggest jerk on this message board, but now what am I :(
Fathom zero i understand that you may have some personal problems or maybe you haven't been taking your medication but that's no reason to lash out at people on the internet

Oh, the sig other came home one day going on and on about "slow yo roll". I'd just figured it was some viral thing that was making the rounds at his work.

I can make it not fun.