it's a pretty damn interesting read, mainly because i don't understand the context under which all of this stuff happens. one comment mentioned "taking your slave out of his cage"; is this just keeping with the terminology? or does someone really live their lives in a cage under someone else's authority? or are people like together in a relationship, living mainstream lives (or i guess "normal" or wahtever) but then behind closed doors everything is how is described?

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/583693

http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/slavepages/training.html

dexter has cancer :(

My back problems wont allow me to be a slave :(

:lol

GW: Yeah, I remember one of my profs saying something like, 'write two pages, and cut out the crap so it's down to one page' or something that effect.

The new chat title makes me :lol

because someone mentioned him, and since he google-searches his name EVERY DAY he showed up as soon as the google crawler hit the forums, so i thought i'd give him a SPECIAL PUNISHMENT where he gets to be taunted by not being able to create drama every day and i don't have to do shit apart from leaving the title the way it is (WHICH AS EVIDENCED BY LAST YEAR, ISNT GONNA BE TOO HARD), either that or he can stop being so fucking concerned with what other people think of his idiot face and retarded sixth grade romhack and move on with his life

:lol Great explanation, Willie! I like how you make it sound less like you banned the guy, and more like you condemned him to hell. :)

I heard that too. :(
The good news is that they caught it early, the disease is in remission, and he's almost done with the treatment.
I've been a fan of Michael C. Hall since Six Feet Under, and Dexter is an awesome show.

man we didn't even have to say kgp4death's name 3 times ;/

ISNT THAT CHEATING?

I bet he was all disappointed that no one has said a word about him since he left :lol

I'd rather talk about piranhas

i condemned him to himself :x

HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

I started to go thug so I don't care about this conversation anymore. Unless you're talking about ice, rims, or beef curtains I don't give uh fuck.

Hey bro, you stayin' out of trouble?

HEY ASSHOLES

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW AVATAR?

It makes me want to..... wait for it..... goose you. Hey-oh!

/rimshot

Or is it a duck? If so I think it is..... wait for it.... just ducky! Hey-oh!

/rimshot

I DONT KNOW BUT EITHER WAY TALKING IN ALL CAPS AND BEING ANGRY ALL THE TIME MAKES ALOT OF SENSE ALL OF A SUDDEN

Yo honky!

MAYBE YOU ARENT AWARE OF THIS BUT RACIAL SLURS OF SUCH A DERAGOTRYAYGDAIUD NAURE ARE PUNISHABLE BY ME EXPLODING :(

ASSASSIN >:

I CANT FALL ASLEEP / STOP EATING PIZZA.

GUS I READ THAT LINK YOU POSTED AND IVE LEARNED A LOT

FOR EXAMPLE:


I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO BE SOMEBODIES COLLARD SLAVE :(

Mustard greens didn't want any of that?

tomorrow morning i leave for a 2 week east coast/midwest tour.
i will miss yall's shenanigans.

kitsa, i wish you the best of luck
:)

:pagebrak



Thanks, Dixie, you too...

Later Dixie, be a good girl.

Come through the rust belt please :)

thanks :)
i plan on being a good girl, i might not be sober, but i'll definitely behave.

wtf is a rust belt?

The place where dreams go to die.

dude, i'm not getting married again, i already told you that

Why not, 3rd times a charm. :rolleyes

Buffalo, NY through Cleveland, OH, Chicago, IL and detroit, MI.

Come to the Buffalove

yum, avatar larvae

Don't you believe in cutlery and crockery?

blue food coloring :love

I bet he used blue poweraid or something like that.

Is that a bowl of Smacks?

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:lol :lol :lol

Dear Mockery

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Regards,

kgp4death

Whatever happened to BlueOatmeal? He sure loved the guys LADIES. :)

it's oatmeal with blue food coloring in it. since I can't really mix up the taste factor without affecting the calorie balance, I mix it up for my EYESSS

lol'd

I'm on phase 1 of the South Beach Diet. Plain food aint that bad, I've cut out most sugars along time ago anyways so maybe I'm already used to it.

my biggest bitch with low carb diets is that i begin to get ravenous for shit like bread :<

i don't even eat much bread otherwise but suddenly when I am denied i go all OH SHIIIIT BREAAAAAD FUUUCKKK

Chojin- you have no idea how much shit I take in the name of blue food coloring.

Seriously, like, sometimes 20-30 emails a day.

tadao - oh, anyway, you didn't seem fat in your pics. crash diets like south beach are mostly for people that need to lose a lot of weight very quickly for health reasons.

a much better way to diet is to count calories and then eat about 500 less per day than it'd take to maintain your bodyweight. 3500 kcal = 1 pound of fat, so in theory you should lose a pound of fat every week doing that (in practice, more of that pound is lost in lean body mass unless you exercise - but also if you exercise your calorie requirements go up, so you can both eat more and get better results).

do you work for mccormick or something? are you one of those aliens from bart vs the space mutants, only your fetish is for blue instead of purple? I MUST KNOW

where in the east coast you gonna be girl?

:pagebrak


I'm a food artist and every time something I've done with blue food coloring shows up in some magazine somewhere I get a bunch of people who go all nuts AAARRRGH IT'S GROSS WHO WOULD EAT SOMETHING BLUE YOU MUST WANT US TO POISON OUR CHILDREN YOU EVIL BITCH GAAARRGGGGGGGHHH

Yeah, I see bread everywhere now. :(

also, will you jump up and down on my penis [ ] yes [ ] no

People really have issues with eating blue things? weird



everyone knows blue shit is awesome for you

I've been slowly getting huge in the belly. I need to drop 20 pounds and then maybe a little more. This holiday of candy and leftovers, plus slackin with my GF has really done me wrong.

I know, that's what I'm sayin'.

One of my things when I'm doing Japanese lunchbox art is putting a couple of drops of blue food coloring in the rice-cooker water. It results in really vivid blue rice which is great for backgrounds. I can even screw with it and get a mottled background that looks a little like a cloudy sky.

And every time people get wind of it, I start getting emails about how gross blue rice is and how they'd never eat it and how toxic they're sure it must be blahblahblah.

People have no idea how much food coloring they take in every day. It's in vitamins, for crying out loud.

tadao - i'd advise you to not fad/crash diet if you don't need to lose 30+ pounds. You can easily drop 1-2 pounds a week through calorie counting and exercise (though I guess your options with exercise would be limited).

the crash diet i went on was pretty similar to south beach, but set up from more of a realistic/study-based perspective than a scientific perspective, plus you got 2 free meals a week of wtfever you wanted. all you need to ezmode it is a foreman grill. also it doesn't have a retarded maintenance phase like south beach does (UHHH JUST DO THE DIET, BUT LAZIER, FOR ETERNITY). if you're interested gimme a pm and i'll send it to you.

there should be a mockery fitness club :(

I remember one study found that it took a gallon of yellow 5 to cause erectile problems. In a rat.

Soon after, people thought that drinking mountain dew would cause your junk to shrivel.

i've been thinking of applying to be a personal trainer at a gym after i get down to my target weight.

people wouldn't like me, though, because i'd just walk them straight to the free weights room, and they'd be all FORD, WHAT ABOUT MY MACHINES

Well, I tried to be fair and there is a brand of 100% natural food coloring that I endorse when people ask. And when I had my gallery show last summer, I asked the company for handouts, which they sent. Every time someone came over and tried to pick a fight with me over food coloring (and there were a few), I'd hand them the flyer and tell them about it.

The problem is, the stuff is made with natural spices and vegetable juices and it's always going to taste a little like the original ingredient. So you could end up with vaguely beet-flavored cake icing or something like that and it could be weird. I try to use the natural stuff whenever I can, but sometimes the artificial colorings are unavoidable.

just use the artificial stuff and pretend you use the natural stuff when people ask, imo

I'm pretty limited to speed walking and light weights. My GF is used to this diet and I like it cause I'm all I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T EAT, so she cooks for me.

well like i said, south beach and lyle's crash diet are very similar, since both are PSMF (protein-sparing modified fasts) that also cut out fat. the big difference is that with lyle's you get free meals (or carb-loading meals, if you're not obese) and you're recommended certain vitamins. the best diet is the one you can stick to, however, so if you're comfortable with south beach, by all means.

I recommend 10,000 IU of Vitamin D3 and 6-8g of fish oil every day for everybody, but when you're on a diet like yours tadao, you should also look into magnesium citrate (not oxide) and potassium - this will help you avoid going into a coma and schiavo'ing the night away (for people who don't have bone problems like yours, taking a calcium supplement is also important to preserve bone density when crash dieting). Get everything in gelcaps, not tablets. Fish oil is pretty hot shit for anyone and does a ton of stuff, from mood improvement to fat burning.

The natural stuff is pretty limited in scope...the red is kind of magenta-y, the yellow is kind of mustard-y, and the blue is sort of purple-y. Makes mixing a little more of a pain if you're going for a wide variety of colors. You can do it, it's just harder and it relies more on a pure-white substance to be colored (rice, yogurt, sour cream, cream cheese, etc).

The artificial stuff can make it easy...I can even do stuff in neon colors if I want.

I'M GOING TO COMIC-CON :3

:O did you already register?

what chojin said

Yes, for Friday. :O

did you hear that, jonathan?

Say hi to my girlfriend for me. :x

:rolleyes

I'll put my dick in her hands if she is nasty enough for it. :x

By 'girlfriend', I meant 'she-male Lebanese prostitute', silly.
The market's bigger than you think.

Sam, is your furry suit finished?

So, you are saying she IS nasty enough.

Tadao: Yes, it's a combination between a nine-tailed fox, Cthulhu, and Crash Man.

FURRIES GET PUSHED IN THE MUD >:

unless they're dressed like mudkip because then they like it :(

your new avatar is so cuddly :)

i hate it :( you were the one person who's posts i recognized because of a lack of avatar for like ever

NERD

BIGTIMECOW I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL CAUSE ILL BE READING POSTS AND ILL BE LIKE, "WHOS THIS FUCKING IDIOT" AND THEN ITS MYSELF :(
OR ILL BE LIKE, "DUDE I POSTED SOME SHIT IN THIS THREAD FUCKING CHOJIN BETTER NOT HAVE DELETED IT"

i mean i guess now all you have to do is look for some stupid duck :/

yea ;/

I JUST LIKE IT CAUSE WHEN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE DUCK IS YELLING

this is awkward :/

IM GOING TO COMICON TOO, SAM

MY ONLY COSTUME IS GONNA BE A PAIR OF SHADES B-)

here's my itinerary, it looks like i'll hit the so called "rust belt"

January 15 Springfield, VA @ Jaxx

January 16 Philadelphia, PA @ Polaris

January 17 New York, NY @ B.B. King Blues Club

January 18 Richmond, VA @ The Hat Factory

January 21 New Orleans, LA @ The Howlin' Wolf

January 22 Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone

January 23 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

January 26 Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

January 27 Madison, WI @ High Noon

January 28 Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's

January 29 Detroit, MI @ Blondie's

January 30 Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle

eh, this show is way too fast paced. jon benjamin is funny of course, but... eh....

(archer)

edit: retracted, it's picking up

DR STEWART KAHLJORN WILL BE ATTENDING THE COMIC-CON AS WELL

COMIC-CON WILL BE ATTENDED BY A WIDE CAST OF I-MOCKERY SUPERSTARS

Dixie, are you in a band? What is its name?

i'm not in a band, i'm the merch lady for a short tour
:)

I looked up who was playing at BB King's on the 17th:

http://www.bbkingblues.com/schedule/...fo.cgi?id=4901
PENTAGRAM
Featuring:
Sp. Guest Openers
The Gates Of Slumber

yup, those 2 are who i'm working for this time around.
and i'm friggin anxious because i have to ride from raleigh to springfield today and be there by 2, my ride is taking his sweet time and it's making me nuts.

He needs to get movin'

So you're the chick I'd get to flirt with if I wanted to buy a shirt ;)

hahaha

yes.

man, the coffee my room mate's mom made for me today is GODLY.

I had a shitty night so I made cinnamon rolls this morning and that makes things a little better.

What happened, Kitsa?

Oh, just another run-to-the-hospital thing, I guess the baby was leaning on my aorta or something and it was (possibly) cutting off blood flow to my brain, among other things.

They took my blood pressure, pronounced it fine, and sent me home, but not before I got to sit on a hard cot in the maternity ER for 4 hours.

Also, the hospital's smack dab in the worst area of town...nightly shootings and all that...so it's a real treat trying to navigate detours through da hood at 2 in the morning.