They need to let you go ahead and have the baby. I can tell you're worn out.


What's the reason behind this again?:
:pagebrak

Certainly sounds like an adventure. Why do bad things always happen to you Kitsa?

I went to a free concert tonight that was two hours of hippie soul music shite. I had to stand up the whole time while those around me sat on chairs. When I got home I found out I didn't get the great job I had applied for.

I have tickets to see DJ Yoda tomorrow so it's ok.

I think my doctor has something to prove.

Sorry you didn't get the job, Zhukov :(

Going to wreck the West Coast at comic-con. Getting a hotel at least for a night or two but I might stay there a few more and sleep in the trash or something.

Willie: That was going to be my costume too :(

Peabody's is awesome and they have really cheap tallboys of PBR.

I've caught another god damned respiratory infection, so now I'm stuck at home with no sense of smell or taste coughing up brownish phlegm. I don't think smoking all of those Russian cigarettes helped, either.

prrrrrobably not. Shit singed off all your cilia.

Oh, hello unopened box of cigarettes!

lol who the hell is that a picture of?

tHIS BOARD MAKES ME FEEL SO LONERY AT NIght :(

I smoked weed for like a year straight or longer and i would smoke like five times a day and i stopped like last weed (Omg ONE TRACK MIND) and i think the silia are coming back to life or some shit because my throat and chest hurt :( also i feel like there's something inside my chest that wants to come out (IM HOPING FOR GINORMOUS TONSIl stone type tHINGS)
either that or im sick too :(

I BROUGHT THIS ON MYSelf

:lol
i was thinking that same thing actually:(

Oh wow, are you still awake from last night? If I didn't work today I would still still be up hanging out.

:lol yes I'm hella an insomniac lately :(

That's my russian friend who killed himself :( It was the only picture of something Russian that I had handy.


He took that picture a few months beforehand, because he was always taking pictures of that knife and was probably just doing that to be stupid. Someone in our group of friends submitted it to Cliff Yablonski, and then like 3 weeks after he died he showed up there as the "Margit Menace" or something like that. Then SA didn't update Cliff Yablonski for years.

He was kind of a messed-up guy and used to take pictures of his cutting and his "blood bowl" to try and gross people out. He had so many suicide attempts that I'm convinced his actual death was accidental...he liked being able to see the reactions too much.

Anyway, other than the mess-upedness and the killing himself he was a great guy.

oh :(

Didn't mean it as a depressing thing. He would've fit right in here.

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

man, i was all about that drunk stories/beer thread until i actually read it

id make some MAJOR CONTRIBUTIONS except that my good stories revolve around other people and theyre all kinda fucking sad

Hay GRisly.

HAWARYA

sup nigggguhs

garararrararrar


my phone has decided that it doesnt like internet

Tell it to eat it or beat it.

drop it in the toilet, that always shows cellphones

edit: DAMMIT

:pagebrak

So, my friend got kicked out of his house for connecting his computer to the internet. So, in an hour or so, we're going to his house, busting in through the broken window, and taking as much as possible.
Wish us luck.

are you busting a window or just busting through a busted window?
'cause you shouldn't break anything..or take anything that's not his

From what I remember of you, it seems like the mission will probably be aborted if you and the Merry Pranksters come into contact with any small cuts or bruises

Actually, never mind. Have your friends take pictures

Nah, his parents are going to Bible Study, and we're only taking everything he paid for. Which includes the 360, dozens of dvds, clothes, games, and other fun things.
And the front window is broken, and can be lifted up easily. So we have our way in.

Good




Give one of your friends a camera

To take pictures of what? Us just picking stuff up and putting them into backpacks? Thrilling stuff, yo.

Jackie Ross sounds so preeeetty.

Do you have any understanding of context and how it relates to instructions paired with embarrassing quotes

I ate a Steakhouse burger today from the Burger Kang.

:)

And I enjoy breaking into my own house. It reminds me that there's nothing I can do to stop it from being burgled, professionally.

ENJOY YOUR RUNNY SHITS

I had a salad for dinner - is it wrong for me to feel jealous? :(

I AM EATING SALAD RIGHT NOW IT'S GREAT AND MY ASSHOLE THANKS ME FOR IT

Yes, I too have a very happy colon. :)

I WILL ALso eAT A SALAD TONIGHT

AND ALSO A BOCA BURGER :FLEX

I AM BORED AND NOT DRUNK WITH NO WAY TO REMEDY THE SITUATION

Sam, tell me about that one time you did that thing with the people

OKAY SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS AT THE BAR AND I WAS LIKE "uh beer plz" AND THEN THE BARTENDER BROUGHT ME A JACK AND COKE AND I WAS LIKE "uh beer plz" AND SHE WAS LIKE "well if you don't drink it I have to throw it out" SO I DRANK THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN I HAD A BEER. I PAID FOR BOTH AND LEFT A DOLLAR TIP. :(

WAS SHE HOT

AND WHAT IF IT WASNT THE BARTENDERS FAULT BUT THE LIQUORS?

:ITALIANJERKOFF

So did you liquor?

I HATE DRAWING SCHEMATICS! :explode



But I'm off to Atlanta on Thursday. So, there's that. :)

dextire, i like you

you are delightfully tacky

Thanks. :)

I want a full review (and pictures) of the Willie cookies.

Well, long story short, his dad showed up while we were pillaging, and we both kinda lost track of it when he started screaming about cops and guns and some kind of shit so we bailed. But we got all of his dvds and games.
Also, fuck commas.

how old is your friend?
You should've just called the cops yourself and explained the situation. It's actually illegal to just kick somebody who's living in your house out like that without giving them any kind of notice. Even if they don't pay rent and they are that person's children. And especially if they have things inside which are theirs.

Basically that guy could probably sue his parents :O

oh yea -- and threatening to get guns? On his son? COPS TOTALLY WOULD'VE BEEN ON HIS SIDE.

He's seventeen. The man is ACTUALLY his step-dad, and he also lives with a sort of step-step mom. He has no blood relation to them, since his mom died of cancer six years or so ago, and we don't know anything about his biological father.
Well, at the time, we were more worried about getting his clothes and whatever else of his we could grab, because knowing his dad, he'd throw it all out as soon as he thought of it.

Oh yea, that makes it even more illegal. I would call the cops on HIM. His parents can go to jail for neglect.

i would call the cops before he gets a chance to throw anything away :O

Maybe his dad had a gun hidden somewhere and he would have used it on his son.

all the more reason to call the cops on him :O

Wait a minute, Sappy - your friend was thrown out for connecting a computer to teh interwebs, right? And now his legal guardian (I'm assuming a lot, since you don't mention it, but step-dad was married to mom, so that makes it more than likely) threatens him with bodily harm for coming back to get his clothes and other possessions, right? And he's legally a minor child, right?

Three words - get a lawyer.

"ILL KICK YOU OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER AND ALSO YOU DONT GET ANY CLOTHES!!!

FREEZe to DeATH YOU SON OF A BITCH!
OH I DIDNT MEAN YOU HUNNY"

call cps on em

I'm pretty sure the police would at the very least have stood guard as you guys gathered possessions that were obviously his. And more likely than that, there would have been some sort of action taken on his behalf since he's underage.

Exactly. Cops are usually pretty protective of kids, especially from assholes.

even if you were over 18 you have what are known as tenant rights and it's illegal to kick you out. they actually have to evict you, which can take months. -- even if you don't pay any bills, and even if you're their child.

I HAVE SERRUS SLEEPING PROBLEMS :(

IM FUCKING HYPER AT SIX IN THE MORNING AND I HAVENT DONE ANY DRUGS I SWEAR :(

maybe you sleep too early. Try sleeping at dawn ^.^

KAHLJORN I HAVE THAT SAME PROBLEM SOME OF THE TIME AND ALL I HAVE IS CAFFEINE OR SOMETIMES JUST DOING A LOT OF THINKING :(

When I first wake up and log in (i.e. now) I usually know Khal will be slap happy and expect his posts to reflect that :)

sometimes it just happens from eating chocolate, these days :( it's like i've got negative tolerance on all stimulants now

That you have no tolorence for chocolate makes me feel sorrow. Everyone should love chocolate

Chocolate should be counted as a medicine, not a food.

a delicious, delicious medicine

OH GOD MAYBE YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS CAUSE THATS EXACTLY HOW I AM AND THE ONLY WAY I cAN GET TO SLEEP IS BY READING JEAN PAUL SARTRE LOL.

I DO :(

Because stuff happens. :)

My mom got some sort of acupuncture and now chocolate tastes like dirt. I dont know who she is anymore. :(

I went two years without eating chocolate.

In unrelated matters, I feel very healthy.

Sometimes

I think too hard, then diamonds fall out of my mouth

Yeah, we're considering a lawyer. We figure we can try and sue him, or something; I guess we'll ask the lawyer about that, since I don't know anything about most legal disputes.

Is he staying at your house for now then?

Aaaaah, I'll step out of the Christmas thread to don the killjoy hat. That was the worst steaming pile of shit since Galilee, for God's sake.

Being a Clive Barker fan is like rooting for the Oakland Raiders, you always somehow trick yourself into believing that they'll do better this time, just like in the old days.





AND EVERYBODY WILL SEE THEN

You need to read the rest of the thread where Microshock tries to ruin the event. It got moved to general and then locked after Chojin dropped the hammer on Microshock

damn i got caught up now too :O

lolatadjectiveform:highfive

I'm only a little bit into it so far, but I admit I love how annoyed people were with Microshock, especially Pancakes starting the third page with RAGE

Why the hell to people continue to genuinely and earnestly with fifteen year old children

IM GONNA PLUG MY SHIT KARAOKE VIDEO IN HERE TOO, OK GUYS

You inspire me to want to do drunk karaoke

This is inconcievable

OMG

Haha excellent song choice.

LET THIS SINK IN FOR A MOMENT

ARGUE, I swear to God I was talking about arguing with the children



THE SOCIAL WORKERS NEVER PROVED ANYTHING

I believe you, Gris. And I'm sure that's of great comfort to you.

BTW, where is Danny? :(

EDIT: Spot on rendition, Willie! :rock

Well done, Willie! :)
Was it painful to get your voice to go that high?

nope i'm tolerably adequate at modulating my voice pitch

you're just lucky i didn't decide to do tiptoe thru the tulips :lol

danny as in danny tatom? i talk to him on twitter and he sends me music every now and then. i <3 him, but i don't think he's coming back :( long live liquidstatik

I'm woozy, guys. I start a philosophy class tomorrow that's gonna kick even my very manly balls.

It wasn't about his age, it was about his blatant douchebaggery and that he became more and more determined to grinch up the event.

EDIT: I think you'll love what Dixie did too. (that part might be in the part that got broke off and moved to General)

As I understand it, not only did he grinch up THIS year, but he does similar crap EVERY year. Makes me wonder why he was allowed to participate in the first place.

Still, it made for good mockery fodder. What can one expect from a dude named µ:shocked

Yeah, when he bitched about how bad he thought the gift he got was I verbally beat him over the head with the garbage he has given in the past. That amused me

WTF did he get that he was crying about?

Ugh, my dog just puked bile all over her crate, then when I let her out to clean it she walked right through it and tracked yellow bile pawprints all over the house :(

WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET DOWN AND SCRUB BILE OUT OF THE CARPET?

KITSA DOESN'T WANT TO GET DOWN AND SCRUB BILE OUT OF THE CARPET!

:( :( :(

Its just natural for a dog to step in any spilt bodily fluids. Its just how nature made them. :(

the bitch of all of this is that I got a great compact carpet shampooer that would have taken care of this in no time, but I lent it to someone in order to impress upon them how cool it was and how they needed one. :lol

Awww... Damn the timing. :(

I love that this guy is pictured with Bill Clinton.

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