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winamp takes me like .05 seconds to load, recent crashes sounds like a driver conflict since .mp3 format hasn't changed. IDK

edit : reinstall sounds like a good idea

:lol this is an 80's nostalgia site

Or compatibility mode. You're probably using XP, though. You seem like that kind of guy, GW.

Wudoin Taddy-o?

Steve Jobs is a rambly fuck goddamn

I like the adjective video.

I use XP because it's a fine OS and what reason is there to switch?

Unless Microsoft broke it severely in Service Pack 3, which I don't think I've downloaded. Goddamn if they aren't trying to push me into it, though.

No reason, really, besides Direct-X 10 and up.

All of the frills don't really help or hinder; I've got most of them disabled so's I can play mah games. Although, the Search function is awesome to use when I've lost something.

Well, my graphics card doesn't support that anyway. It's such a rabid little shite it started chugging in a few parts of System Shock 2, and can't do dynamic lighting in the Source engine.

As long as TF2 still works that's all I really need. I've hated basically every video game released in the last 5 years anyway. :(

:O

What about STALKER? And Bioshock? And Mirror's Edge?

STALKER's pretty great :<

Bioshock's got the brilliant dialogue, characters, and acting going for it, but I don't think it's that fun to play :<

Haven't tried Mirror's Edge. Yahtzee hated it, though.

Lost and Damned is probably my favorite game this gen, although a lot of people tell me Gay Tony's better. I'll play it eventually.

Gettin' drunk and looking for online trouble. I'm without the girl till friday and I fell sexual frustration kicking in again.

I should get drunk tonight, it'd make this deadline breathing down my neck feel less intimidating

the only reason I want to switch to a newer OS is because my vista is finally wierding out. I can't get into the lastest updates because my updater isn't updated and won't update itself. Sticky wicket.

I hear Windows 7 isn't even half the abomination Vista is, I wish you luck!

Windows 7 is pretty cool, otherwise. I don't have any problems with it and it's a pretty quick devil. Compared to Vista.

I've not had a multi-core computer with XP, so I wouldn't know how fast that is. I held out pretty long before upgrading. In fact, I don't believe I've ever paid for a computer.

Run a malware scanner :(

Run a magnet over it.

I've done that, it's like a known error that MS hasn't really figured out yet. I think their latest answer was, we have a new os, maybe, sorry. Joke, they wouldn't straight out say that, but they still don't have an answer and I have had this problem for like a year, even though I made it sound like a month.

And yet here you are. Stop complaining, baby.

I couldn't do the 1st service pack, I was really holding out for that to see if it would just solve it all, but I couldn't run it without updating certain files that won't update :lol :tear

It runs porn and games. I'm doing fine. Not like I'm Hatian or anythijng.

Sounds like you need to be out in the clubs, looking for some strange.

its probably malware or a conflict with other programs you have installed (THAT ARE PROLLY MALWARE) :( i also had a similar problem and after I went through the programs list and deleted a bunch of shit i didnt want (especially the old updates of adobe flash) and did some malware scans and shit it practically forced updates down my throat :(
but i dunno for sure just trying to help. i think you can also download the new service packs manually and install them without using their updater.

I'm definatley infected from all the jerkin material I collect.

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Nah, I'm not the cheatin' type. Plus I've always only wanted her, so I don't even have a fantasy girl to turn to :lol

yea that's sorta what i figured :(

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When you die, I'll be one of the guys that says "HE WAS THE BEST OF US *hick*"

It's always cool when you get that girl, tho, so I dig it.

haha imma look only cause I'm curios and you know I love pigtails

Goddamn this story I've written is fucking brilliant. I'm fucking brilliant. Journalism is fucking brilliant.

JOURNALISM

Whatever, fork

Never was like that. Here's some ammo. I caught my wife cheating, so I confronted her with it and she said it wasn't like that. I said ok cool and let it slide so we can go on with our life. She did it again with the same guy. So I then confronted her with a fuck you bitch. :(

2 words is not journalism.

:(

AS LONG AS YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.

Don't take any guff from these swine :hunter

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YOU DONT even KNOW WHAT JOURNALISM IS YOU IGNORANT FUCK!

all I have is my love of love, and love is not loving

Actually, Tadao, writing a good news article is all about saying as much as possible in as few words as possible.

I've really noticed that it's a lot like that part in 1984 where the guy working on the Newspeak dictionary comments on the destruction of language being a beautiful thing. My professor will usually give us an assignment, tell the class to write the story in as few words as possible, then give it back and say to do it in a fraction of the amount he originally wanted. And I love it.

Make fun of me all you want, I'm not going to let some fuckface on the internet get me down about finding my purpose.

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lol then I found out I have a disease that is gonna fuse my bones like forever, then I did a bunch of coke, then I said fuck my well paying job I'm living on the beach, then I did a SHIT LOAD of meth and then I became homeless in San Fran for a month.

Then I came back home to my parents, then I cut my dead hanging crazy brother down, then I really saw the ground.

Then I truely laughed in gods face, not pretend like I did in the old days, but truely got the fucking joke.

Moral of the story, god tells some gay ass jokes.

:lol @ danny

Anyone ever told you you were a "downer"? :lol

I know, I've preached this in the book area like 2 times. I was really happy to hear you see that a few weeks ago, but slow to praise cause praise can damage a clear path.

thanks bro :<

I guess I ought to read the book section more. I've been neglecing I-Mockery lately in general

all the time :(










:lol

Your absence is notable, actually.

And I missed out on 1984. I was busy reading Candide and Catch 22 in my formative years.

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1984 sucked, the pig farm book thing was way better

It's a depressing book, let me tell you.

I liked it better than Animal Farm, which was kinda dated.

read it with pink floyd's animals. it totally sync's up.

durr hurr

Brave New World was equally disheartening. :(

Danny, you make me tingle when I shouldn't. :(

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When I smoke Basics down to the filter they smell and taste like cheap barbecue sauce.

Delicious chemicals

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I thought that was the point of the Chatroom thread!

:lol

I looked at the "set" folder and had to cancel download.

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It's awesome, too awesome.

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Yuck

I'd steal from the mexican one on principle

Unless they're all mexican, I only looked at the first one

in which case hit all three before morning

:lol

IDK, this one MB.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581987451.html
I doubt she has a guy waiting around to jack you, but she also looks retarded and retards can have super strength sometimes. But if yoiu pay you'll get you dick choked the fuck out.

This one looks weak and can get you dick rock hard.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581817627.html

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God almighty :x

I'm sure you can persuade her with your cock.

How about http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581109407.html ?

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PLEASE DEAR GOD!

DEAR STEVE JOBS:

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

Love, Guitar Woman

yeaaaaah funk apple fascists and their stupid ipad. the only good thing to come of it is that it'll be a good moron identifier.

the ipad is completely locked down and lacks:
- a usb port
- bluetooth
- flash
- the ability to multitask
it's literally a giant iphone without the phone or the camera for the price of a laptop. that's all. i hope that the new HP tablet w/ windows 7, (which can do everything the ipad can't for less money) will completely smash apple for insulting everyone >:

I was more raging about his shitty Stanford speech and the shitty assignment I have to do based on it but ok

say it's against your moral conscious to write about fascists and further their dirty propaganda by giving them the attention they want

I was going to say it's a shame his pancreatic cancer was operable!

how in the hell is it even a computer if it doesn't have a usb port

It's more like an iPhone for people with stumps where their hands were, I guess

That's the best description I've heard anybody come up with.

Everything elx said would be forgivable for me if it weren't for the 4:3 screen.

Piece of shit. I won't be able to play my HD movies that way. Apple can go suck a pile of dicks, stacked up like cordwood.

That turned me on in a way that utterly shames and defiles my inner child.

You're a terrible mom.

Or the best mom ever.

I wanna get pictures of the guy in my class who's adopted every single fucking mannerism of L from Death Note, but my camera is big and loud and he'd probably get suspicious :<

This is a job for a spy camera!

you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially

Willie's got the right idea

How can anyone listen to Karn Evil 9?

It's a bunch of guys masturbating furiously with their instruments. >:

Is this a case of you going SWEEJUS CHRISTI HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ANIME CHARACTER I LIKE, or is he one of those people that reads Shonen Jump in public and dates fat girls

And you're in high school journalism? I thought that you were a freshman in college by now

You might need video if it's mannerisms. You can't really tell a mannerism from a photo.


I suppose it depends on the mannerism, and I don't really know what a Death Note is or what it's mannerisms are.

HAY, Karn Evil 9 parts one and three are awesome ("Second Impression" actually is just a bunch of guys masturbating furiously with their instruments, but normal people don't talk about that bit)

Other than that, Tarkus was cool. And that one "The Enemy God dances with The Dark Spirits" (or whatever) instrumental bullshit "piece" was nifty

They're still just a group of guys who wear shiny capes and have a giant rotating drumset, though

I just think I don't have stomach for Progressive Rock anymore. The minute someone mentions "storyline" or "operatic", I just want to die.

Please turn in your King Crimson button.

I never had one. >:

King Crimson and Styx have always sucked monkey dick

Uriah Heep and Jethro Tull are the shit

What about Saga, Asia, and all those other four-letter bands?

We've already established that Styx is awful.

Asia's only justification for its existence is Eric Cartman singing Heat of The Moment with Congress

I admit that I'm a secretly devoted fan of YES, I will go that far into the Roger Dean realm of Prog Rock