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Are you gonna put this all in .srt so I can read your comment with the .avi?

52:00- Keep your buck-up inspirational acoustic guitar and shove it up your ass

53:00- "I mean, We're making beer, not nuclear armaments"

55:00- You and every other small business owner in America, bra.

1:00:00- Distribution. How fun. Fucked up, though

NO clue how to do that

Besides, I'm watching it on Netflix, don't have a straight avi

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+t...ient=firefox-a


:lol

Since you have the times you could probably use notepad instead of software.

Edit : oh

Besides, I'm mainly just bitching about a mediocre (if informative) documentary that no one else would really enjoy watching


1:07:00- HERE A-COME THE POLITICS

1:11:00-AAAAAAAY! DeFazio!

1:13:00- She's now a second-rate Michael Moore.

1:13:45- Condition worsening.

1:18:22, on the dot- Condition critical.

1:20:09- D'AAAAAAW

1:20:39- Oh, for God's sake.

1:22:00- Acoustic guitar again. I'm somehow not inspired.

1:23:08- Is that the themesong? I've heard this annoying oboe ditty about twenty fuckin' times now

1:24:09- Nice shirt. I like you now. Sort of.

1:24:40- OH MY GOD

1:25:18- This redefines cornball

1:26:36- I DON'T CARE

1:27:25- No, I guess not. I guess that I can't form my own opinions as to what I like or dislike. You make me want to by seven cases of Budweiser's pumpkin bullshit.

1:27:27- WHY? WHY DON'T YOU END? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUR CARTOON

1:27:30- Oh, thank everything holy, ending credits

I've almost got Paradise Lost downloaded upon RoG's suggestion. That thread has tons of stuff I need to check out. :(

I have 2 bff's and 1 of them turned 39 today. HAPPY BDAY FGT!

Currently working on making a love spoon. Seems more appropriate than store-bought junk.

Hey thanks for sharing your minute by minute opinions of a shitty obscure documentary in multiple posts

Welcome to the internet.

Call me ignorant, but what is a love spoon? It's not something that you, you know, SCOOP THINGS OUT WITH, is it?

God, that sounds horrible.
It's a Welsh tradition; you carve a wooden spoon, and give it to your significant other.

Mine won't be as fancy as this, but still....
Edit: Well, I might be able to pull off the loops, if I can find the right tools, but I'm thinking of making the head a heart, and putting our initials on the handle.

Oh, that's sweet. Lucky significant other.

You could probably still use it for SCOOPING if she really wanted that, too.

That is awesome Sap, I might work on that for 2011. What a cool thing to give to your cook.

DWP :
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN! YOU HAVE CONSISTENTLY HAD THE GAYEST AVATARS FOR THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAY!

whatever mr closet furry :rolleyes

Zing! :rolleyes

:rolleyes

Lawdy LAWDY, zeldasbiggestfan #2 don't like pointless bullshit in the chat thread!

Por little fella, must be all tuckered out

Was it you or LordSappington that had the supposed emotional problems, or was that the anime geek who claimed to have cancer-ridden balls

Shit, I can never remember which one of you guys is which

Upon review, I now discover that Lord Sappington was the sterile cancer child


I feel bad for bringing it up now, no one expected him to survive this long :(

Shit sucks, but life goes on, I guess.
Also, who on here DOESN'T have some sort of emotional problems?

SAM


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No, DWP is too much of a puss to share anything with us and that is why he will never be a true part of I-Mock.

I wish I had more great stories to feed the monster. :(

Jesus, you step out for an hour and when you come back you're greeted by a dickwaving party

whut

SAM WHATS GOING ON ARE YOU STILL DOWN FOR RADIO JERKS

im working on it now

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?
I HATE THIS THREAD :tear

Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the thread hates you right back.

L Kid is practicing Japanese before class today :lol

While nibbling on his thumb and squatting barefoot in his seat, of course!

I ought to tell him L's actually English, but I don't really have the heart to confront him about his ridiculous imitation of an animu character :<

that is just so adorable

GW, correcting his wrongful interpretation of an anime character in public would make the normal people in the class think that you're just as much of a freak as he is

Probably more of a freak actually.

Or that I just know my shit and he's an incompetent idiot?

MUST YOU FOOLS ALWAYS THINK IN NEGATIVES, JEEZE

You do NOT talk about extremely specific hobby interests in public, unless it is socially acceptable, like sports, politics, etc.

A smart man who loves Star Trek and can speak fluent klingon does not admit this to normal people or correct someone's incorrect pronunciation of a klingon word in public

I am seriously into Terry Pratchett and the Dover Press. I do not admit this to normal people in public. If I did, I would not appear knowledgeable to bystanders. I would be revealing that I am a far, far bigger geek than most of the people I know even begin to expect.

Extensive knowledge of an Anime is worse than either of these potentially humiliating examples. IT IS A SHAMEFUL SECRET, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE

EXAMPLES FOR GW'S CONSIDERATION
ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "I never really watched those! I watched those old Star Trek shows."

Girl, laughing: "The one with William Shatner? Those are so dorky!"
Star Trek Geek: "I know!"

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "WHAT?! YOU KNOW NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WORTHLESS SLAGASS BITCH, I OUGHT TO RUN YOUR TITS THROUGH A WRINGER! KIRK IS THE GREATEST CAPTAIN IN THE ENTIRE TREK UNIVERSE, YOU COW! QU'VATLH QHUY'CHA'BAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCH"





ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
GRISLYGUS: Says nothing because he is not a part of this conversation. Even if he was, he would only admit that it sold out of print books and that he had quite a few Dover Books.

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
Grislygus: "OH MY GOD, DOVER PRESS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. THE DOVER PRESS IS GOD OF ALL ONLINE AND CATALOG BOOK SELLERS! THEY HAVE ALL THE ARTIST COMPILATIONS THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING WRITTEN BY ALEISTER CROWLEY! THEY HAVE FASHION PLATES AVAILABLE! THEY EVEN HAVE THE HUMAN FIGURE IN MOTION! I BOUGHT IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ISN'T THAT AWESOME?! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?"




ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Guitar Woman: "That guy is a freak."
Neighboring student: "Yeah, dude, I heard that he's a Mormon or something."

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Any other scenario besides remaining silent

BELIEVE IN ME

ALSO BELIEVE IN CRIMSON

MAYBE IT'D GET BETTER IF EVERYONE STOPPED POSTING IN IT. :(

in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(

You would have a BAN QUILT in no time.

WHOOPS :-[

thats o k i got this

TRILL ARE HOTTER ANYWAYS, ITS LIKE AUTO-THREESOME AM I RIGHT :airhorn :continuingtomakemistakes

LISTEN UP LADIES, YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME ON THIS HERE ISLAND, SO STARTING NOW YOU MAY NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN AT ALL PERIOD. FAREWELL. ENJOY THE OCEAN.

That dieing fish is awesome. :lol

Na na na na, internet doesn't count as in public :( sorry everybody, you have to go outside for the rules to apply

The contented wheezing had me laughing more than anything else

I thought that was the carmera person snickering. :O

My old cat made the same sounds

:lol

To be fair I wouldn't exactly be gushing about Death Note, although I did enjoy it

It'd be more like

L Kid: SPEAKS JAPANESE
GW: Uh, I think L was English, broseph.
L Kid: CHRIS-CHAN ESQUE PANIC ATTACK AS RUSE IS EXPOSED; RUNS HOME TO CRASH INTO SLUMBER

Not that I'd do that. When I was 13, maybe!

So a year ago?

I refrained from dunking the layup. :(

what is this
:(

Grislygus you are never ever allowed to stop posting here do you understand >:

IT'S OK WILLIE YOU MADE ME FEEL LESS ASHAMED AND DIRTY FOR SAID STAR TREK POST :x

HULLO

grumpygram eating kahljorn





and also lobsters on land are more awesome then drowning fish, dimnos.

Too bad i changed my avatar before you made that.

Now yo u're just murdering innocent animals with your drawings that convey underlying psychotic tendencies.

I MADE IT LIKE A WEEK AGO BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE :'(

I WAS Too AFRAID THAT YOU WOULD POST PSYChOTIC IMAGES OF ME BEingDvoURED TO POST HERE :(

never leave me agaiiiiiiiiiiin

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :\

Oh crap the spam is still in that. :dunce

EDITING POWERS ACTIVATE!

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Fuckit

Zombie kids don't scare me when they're black. :racist

they are the fastest zombies ever

Holy shit, Pub's back!

Nuh uh. <.< >.>

hi pub :)

WE'LL SEE IF HE STAYS


Seriously tho we need you to be the one to boost the chat thread constantly, I just jabber

Creepily, I might add


THOUGH IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN YOU, I AINT STEPPIN ON NOBODIES TURF, YO

Hullo there. ;)

FONDLE FANCY DOOR

you're stepping all over my turf today >:

You think you have creepy cornered? Times have changed in these parts.

Oh, you're talking about the pictures.

Gus did that since old times.

You still got making them adorable all to yourself, elx ;)

I just got a psychic message from Tadao that you're talking about vagina-hair. Man that guy is crude. :sleep

Gus, leave her bee, you'll get yo self a rep like Danny. :eek

:eek

Eek to you too, Homebody. :eek

Hi Pub. :)

Aww, am I not giving the anorexic girl with delusions of grandeur enough attention? I'm sorry, to make it up to you I'll post shitty mspaint art and replace my profanities with ironic portmanteaus of animals and body parts. Maybe I'll even make creepy halfhearted attempts to e-hit on you, just like you like everyone to do. Here, I'll mix those last two things right now!

Dolphintits.

It's a little rough around the edges I'll admit, but mark my words: I will improve as much as you expect me to