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Hullo Colonel. :)

Submitted to the Hickman challenge, yet? ;)

I'm going to hire Willie as the official photographer of my wedding.

But sir, that is what the internet is for! :orgasm

In my experience this is a name that ladies would favour. You are a true ladies man, my friend.

I like that he's genuinely offended :lol

poor guy :(

Offended? Hardly. I was just calling her out on how irritating she really is

^That owns pretty hard tbh

Not sure why I look like one of those hammer guys from kirby or why he's holding a floppy disk though :(

Holy fuck you are omg

i also do prom photography ;)

I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

Unless the girl is just a friend, then it is a fucking anti climax

If the girl is a friend, then it is an anti-climax.

Holy double-entendre, Batman. :(

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS POST WAAAAAY, WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH IN THIS THREAD. I DEMAND THAT THIS THREAD BE LOCKED OR AT LEAST DELETED. ALSO, WHOEVER STARTED THIS THREAD SHOULD RECEIVE AN INFRACTION, FOR WORTHLESS OR EXCESSIVE TOPICS/REPLIES.

But where will I talk about nothing then?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

Yes, but the best thing to do to combat that is to start a different thread about something interesting or funny worth discussing. But you're pretty devoid of either qualities, so I don't know.

I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

NO, THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Yelling at it will help.

You should do that more.

It should be the "Hey, I'm at work right now thread."

'Hey I'm in another Hemisphere and asleep.'

Womti. I do not ever consider you when I'm deciding on my actions. If I did, you would spent a lot more time in pain and tears, you hollow man.

Snuff porn is already a thing, right? :sleep

Willie, I'm kinda interested in getting some I-Mockery forum members snapped. What are your rates?

With your fingers or set of small hooks? What did she do to get it all the way up there anyway? :eek

Do you have the required attention deficit disorder for this thread? Ride the wave, don't fight against it.

why the hell do i specifically remember the name womti but not the poster

Furthermore, why the hell did he even TRY to read all of that, sane people skim past if its more than two pages



YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBAT WAS LIKE

I read every post in this thread. It is a lot easier if you have Pub Lover on ignore. ;)

Century-Old Scotch Found In Antarctic


WOHOAAAUHUUUhngijusr creamed myself

Waidaminute, New Zealand?




PUB, I'M MEETING UP WITH YOU
WE'RE STEALING THAT SHIT

KIWIS FTW!!!

@Pub - The challenge is still unmet. :(

I always pack scotch on my Antartic trips.

Don't leave home without it. :party

IT BOTHERS ME THAT I HAVE TO LOG IN AND SEE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED 4, SOME TIMES EVEN 6 OR 8 MORE PAGES OF CRAP TO THIS THING YOU CALL A CHATROOM. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN READ ALL OF IT?? ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

:lol

ya know Pentegarn, it must feel pretty good to have a nice, smooth nutsack over your chin. >:

If you think ball sacks on your chin is nice, who am I to judge?

OH SNAP

Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard

Nice that you manage to get bitchslapped by Pentegarn, though. Way to be, champ!

Gris, you like Warhammer?

nah, I actually bitchslapped him first, and he know's it.

WOW THIS REPARTÉE IS FUNNY AND WITTY AT THE SAME TIME! I THINK I'LL READ THE LAST 20 PAGES TO CATCH UP!

I'm worried about The Wolfman :(

looks badass with awesome actors but there's been so much goddamn conflict surrounding it (And Anthony Hopkins showed up in Beowulf and Surviving Picasso, so he isn't a quality guarantee). When are the advanced screenings, for God's sake?


And now Alex Proyas is directing one of the upcoming Dracula movies :\ I have no idea what to think of that one, it'll either be awesome like Dark City or a pile of overrated crap like The Crow

I watched Dark City a few months ago and wanted to play Nightmare Creatures immediately afterword.

so ima steal the basket of lollypops at our bank just so i can go around telling everyone i robbed one, wish me luck!

Don't get shot. Several times.

what adventures are you going to have this week?

I'm gonna write some papers. :(

I'm going to try and fix the thing I broke that led me to posting here again. :x

I'm going to avoid a creepy Canadian that thinks I am his friend and calls me every day.



Good luck robbing that bank.

for their loli's. :lol

Man, watching a crazy man shove his own fist up his ass made my morning.

hey, does anyone find my new avatar........... appealing

No. Shut up and go away.

:lol

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12587

Spammer/hilarious idea/ or the truth?

:lol

So didja do it or what? That's a lot of action for you.

We're snowed in, the neighbors are (of course) availing themselves of our yard since they've already crapped all their own snow up, and all three of us (including the baby) are sick with some sort of respiratory infection. It's been a grand weekend so far.

Nope, it was just tucking it in the mirror.

Game time tonight Kitsa.

oh Zhukov.... you know you love it.

bored as hell in the studio. should be working but mehhhhhh

seeing my dad's band tonight, then playing a reunion/final show (after a 2 year hiatus lol) with my band tomorrow night. drunk

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

I think somebody got shot a few doors down a while ago. There was this fireworksish sound (which i didn't think was gun shots because it sounded like fireworks) Basically there was like four little fire works explosions and then a bunch of people going WOOOOOoooooOOOOOooo WHISSSTLLLE WHISSSTLLLEEEE and then a couple seconds later three more fireworkshish sounds and then everybody stopped talking.
Also there's always some assholes hanging out downstairs talking up storms cuz they're cool and i heard them go, "DID YOU HEAR tHAT" erRRHHHHHH as their car screeched off.
then a few doors down (where the "shots" came from) we saw them carrying two people out of a house and like 10 people running off down the street and like three or four cars driving off all fast. Also they put the two people in some cars and left;O

cool power boat scene, brah

going better for me than you looks like

i'm headed downtown to hopefully get really drunk because i'm depressted for no reason :( :( :( :( :(

back :(

i think i'm dying ughhh

what's hurtin' dix

I'm hard pressed to find anything that can top a night of Bud Ice and ESPN's Cheap Seats.

well my horrible infection is looking better but my antibiotics make my skin feel like it's on fire and i'm horribly swollen. i can barely open my eyes. i haven't been able to eat in days (i'm attempting chicken noodle soup right now), nothing has any flavor and after a bite or 2 i just don't feel like trying to finish anything. also the antibiotics i'm on causes horrible body aches so i'm extremely tender and sore, not to mention my lymph nodes all over are painfully swollen. i'm just not doing too well
:(

Seems like everyone is just doing absolutely horrible this time of the year.

I'm feeling pretty good, Chief. I don't have much, but it means I don't have much to lose.

You only have your sanity to lose, but who knows ^.^;

i know i bitch and complain all the time, but in reality i should be fine. all my "institutions" are in order, im in my final semester of school working on a project that i designed and feel that its the best work ive done my entire degree, ive started seeing this girl i started to dig last semester, i make a decent amount of money, see my friends regularly, etc etc.

im just never satisfied :(

You think it's the human condition bullshit or are you legitimately unsatisfied? If you are, maybe you should explore new things.

I sound like an asshole.

i guess a bit of both. i get super anxious about stuff. there's a lot of work ahead of me in school and its scary, this happens every semester though. also, the girl im "with" is holding back a lot and its a tad frustrating, but im so into her and don't have any other girl interests so im pursuing her.

im a walking contradiction

NEVA 4GET :D

It wasn't funny four years ago and it isn't funny now.

it's not the same thing dumbass.

What, the chargin' mah lazer joke? Yeah, it is. Though I suppose I shouldn't expect much from you.

Here's an idea, why don't you post something funny for once?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

:rolleyes

:rolleyes

OH MY GOODNESS AREN'T YOU RANDOM AND SO IN YOUR FACE

ASK THE AVATAR, PAL

That's just sad. I'm sure that you could come up with something even more wacky.

I'm afraid you're going to have to make an appointment if you'd like to talk to her, sorry
just put a word in with her secretary, I'm sure they can come up with something.

What, you're still on about your little cartoon girl? Come on, post another outrageous image that someone else made years ago.

:domosleep
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
eh, you go look yourself. I'm too lazy.

Is that why you haven't slashed your wrists yet?

I hope everyone's doing better today. LOVE YOU ALL PIMP NASTY.