he's like a master of childhood fears. :(

Seriously :( it's like SAAAY, THOSE ARE MY OLD DREAMS, BUB. I WANT ROYALTIES

As a kid I would get terrified from looking at the illustrations for "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark".

I used to think the Bugs Bunny Hair Monster was waiting for me on the upstairs landing. I had to turn off the stair-light and cross the hall in the dark to get to my room and he was always waiting for me.

Dex, did it really terrify you or just make you wierded out. I found that the most simple things scared me, while the "scary" stuff just put my hais on end.

The entrance to the attic was in my room as a young kid and I believed that it was where all my nightmares came from :(

OH MAN! I HAD A DOOR IN A WALL TOO!

AND IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE

My brother had the bed closest to it THANK GOD

Tadao are you secretly my younger brother


ARE YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD DAD AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP MOONLIGHTING AS A JAPANESE CONCUBINE OVER THE INTERNET

HEY DEX, THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

i'm gonna take a shit and go to bed :(

woops [/twitter]

Gris,

When I gots older I moved into a different room cause I hated my older brother at the time. My dad breeds, so yet again there are wo beds to a room. I'm in the bed farthest from the closet and I awake to hear some fucked up noises coming rom the closet. Scary deep growling noises. I stayed awake for like 20 mins in terror afraid of the ground and the walls and everything. When I woke up I saw my dad in the other bed for some reason :lol The fucker must have been snoring or someshit. :(

The hair monster's name is Gossamer.

Those Scary Stories illustrations creeped the everloving shit out of me, especially that one.

I can't remember if I said this before, but when I was in elementary school the It miniseries came out and they did a special-edition paperback of the novel. My mom, for whatever ill-advised reason, bought it for me. It had this giant luminous scowling pennywise on the cover and I didn't want anything to do with it, so I stuck it in the back of a bookcase in the basement behind some other books. I know for a fact that it was behind other books because Pennywise was on the spine too and I didn't want to look at him.

So this one night I was home alone, doing laundry in the dark basement, and it was storming and damned if that book didn't FALL OUT OF THE BOOKCASE FACING ME and all I could see was this glowing Pennywise face in the darkness. I became convinced that Pennywise had somehow really gotten to me through my reading the book and this was one of his ominous appearances. I dropped the laundry and ran upstairs and turned on every light, tv and radio in the house.

Later on, when other people were home, I tore off the cover and the spine-paper, tore them into tiny shreds, and flushed them down the toilet so he could go back to the sewer where he belonged. I've had several copies of IT since (hardcover...one's on my desk right now actually)...but I always do away with the dust jacket first.

In the director's commentary of the miniseries, the actors said that Tim Curry was so legitimately scary and authentic that everyone avoided him during filming. No one talked to him and he always had to eat his meals alone.

Man, I do this all the bloody time. I must have super-negative points. :eek

Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.

Well, when I first read them I just found the illustrations very creepy.
Then I had a nightmare that this guy walked through my door and stood next to my bed.



After that for like 2 weeks I kept hearing him outside, his blood lightly tapping on my window like rain, waiting for me to look so he could break-in.
That's the most scared I've ever been from reading a book.

Sorry, the caring about my Tadao cool level goes out after 2:00 am. :)
And if I were a spammer YOU COULD HAVE WAY MORE WOW GOLD TODAY!

Call the police, citizen.

When I was younger the 10,000 Volt Ghost from Scooby Doo used to scare me the most. I'm a generally paranoid person but between the crazy noises he made and the crazy swirling eyes was just too terrifying to me. I've noticed I've become I was used to hate.

I can't deny that's a really good picture.
I think that Shrubfest made a small typo though, and was actually looking for Rogg.

Here you go.

And now that enough time has passed that I'm sure whatever point you were trying to make is now null, here's the picture.



He's the one in the pickle hat.

is this in some high school's lunchroom?

I forgot about the 10,000 Volt Ghost and completely did not make the association with the name. He was the jaggedy blurry big orange thing, right? He made like a shimmery sound and babbled nonsense.

Is that a banner of a toaster?

I'm going to go ahead and say yes to both of you.
It's from Comic-Con so anything is possible. :)

Toaster erotica :puke

yeah, kinda looked like the big red hair guy from bugs bunny if he got electrocuted and went on a bender. I can do a pretty good impersonation of the noise if I drink enough.

It used to be you avatar.

you're a blackhole of unanswered questions :(

Some things are better off unsaid. :)

Like the blackhole/asshole/rimjob joke I just tried to write. :x

i don't get rimjobs. That's so nasty.

That's my special technique.

edit: Is it considered ATM if I kiss them after?

Shit, Fartin just friended me on facebook after I loled about Captain Robo friending him on facebook :(

Weird, Fartin just posted to my FB wall too. He... He doesn't understand how to comment under pictures?

Aww, sorry you don't get any. :(

You give them though, right? :orgasm :yum

:x

That took me far too long to decode as Ass To Mouth. I am appalled at myself.

I was all 'Automated teller machine... What?" :dunce

It's more like MTATM

Call me old fashioned but I'm a MTM man myself :kinky

MOUTH TO MUFF :x :x :x

HAH!

I'm a DTD kinda guy. :pickle

:picklehat

A2A

wait is fartin jared carlson?

no, he's marty fowler

Just like rubbing or with an old double-head? :love

i SURE HOPE NOT :eek

who the hell is jared carlson

I KNOW BUT WONT TELL

This isn't the army, son. We're asking, so get telling. >:

JENNIFER CONNELY STYLE, LIKE IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

I just found out about D-Docking like a week ago and was like :lol "They make that? Awesome."

I was thinking swordfights, but that looks good as well. :orgasm

Call me, Big Boy.

I'm Jared Carlson. :(

oh well helloooooooooooo i can stay friends with you, i enjoy your sig lots

:)

billy connolly

PUB do you have any pictures stashed away of Ant10708? He acts like a fat kid and I need to confirm this

WHOAH

Twiztid_Ant said:


How about you million spiders or Azazel. Help out a fellow east coast ninja? Snitch
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I,m broke as fuck, plus I get into the middle of the pit, so its hard for me to even keep my own shoes on.... Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 15:15
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millionspiders said:


Yeah. Id love to help. Ill see what I can do. :] Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 15:51
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Twiztid_Ant said:


want my email homie? I'll hook you up with some extra cash for doing this my man. Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 17:30
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millionspiders said:


just glad to help a ninja yo. Snitch
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February 28, 2008- 07:16
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Twiztid_Ant said:


my email is Ant10708@hotmail.com

hit me up with an email homie that way I got yours







HOLY FUCK HE'S A JUGGALO :lol

JUST GLAD TO HELP A NINJA YO. SNITCH

Snitch stale fresh keepin dem east cost ninjas alive.

WHO ARE YOU

I totally forgot I did this. :|

I am the worst internet stalker ever. I barely even save pics of the Glorious Doops lately. :eek


I don... I don't know who I am any more. :tear

:(

HOMIES HOMIES

No. I don't know who that is. :confused:

Are they new?

You never used to need to confirm it. All it took for the forum to accept a dude was fat was your word and a finely detailed drawing of said fatness.

Like that time you fell off your car onto your face and was so ashamed you cried and stopped posting and moved to California to escape the teasing.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I don't know what 'snitch' means yo.

This is because you are are not a Juggalo. Although you bopping along to ICP is an entertaining mental image. :x

FAYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha he's amazing

Happy Birthday, BTC.

:pagebrak

jesus christ

you're two days early, but i'll take it anyway

thanks boo :* miss you

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Go back to liking Predator.

Seriously

THAT WAS MY 6,000th POST!

THIS CALLS FOR SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

some asshole hit our car in a parking lot today. Backed right into our front end while we were in the grocery store. Not only that, they left the damn car crunched into ours, didn't even pull forward to disengage their rear bumper from our front bumper. Also, they left a kid in their backseat gaping at us as we took pictures of the damage.

What the hell is wrong with people?

Did you manage to get a picture of the kid?

:lol
omg seriously? That's classic. So they like crashed the car and straight up ran away, even though there was a kid in the back seat? or were they still there?

Didn't get a picture of the kid. Got plenty of pictures of the license plate, which I was amazed stayed in place.

I assume the person was in the store. It was almost as if they didn't even notice hitting our car. They pulled backward into the space (which was odd enough, given that the space would have been hard to back into and there was no real good reason to do so), crunched into our car, left the car still hooked onto our car and just...departed. They left the kid in the car and went into the store.

That is pretty amazing. Please tell me you waited for them to get back, and they tried to explain what they were thinking.

Nope, needed to get back home...my mom was watching the baby, who was due any minute for another feeding. I would be the responsible parent in this particular equation.

they wereprobably all cracked out/drunk and when they hit your car they grabbed their crack bag panicked and ran off, never to be seen again.

the child became a ward of state.

C'EST LA VIE

I would not be surprised.

Some circumstantial evidence has surfaced since the horrible incidence.

That kid looks more mentally with-it than this kid did. This kid sort of looked like the Jerry Maguire kid, minus about 100 IQ points.

Didn't know you could get lower than that.

You can't make this crap up. People really are that brain-dead.

GUYS BONER IS MISSING

I thought you were joking. :(

oh man if only we hadn't wasted the ___ is missing choose your own adventure thing on the president of uganda :(

everyone watch the olympics and check the audiences for boner