:pagebrak

I have no genitals. :(

Just smooth, like a Ken doll.

no one cares

>:

My GF just told me that the notebook makes her cry, so I told her that when she is old and doesn't know any better I will read the script to her and prtend it was us.


HOW ROMANTIC IS THAT BITCHES

Looks like you're going down, TURBO

It was based on a book, you could just get that instead of a copy of the script.

:O So Wise Leader! I leave you with this poem.

Rosalie
I've been waiting all evening
Possibly years I don't know
Counting the passing hours
Everything merges with the night
I stand on the beach
Giving out descriptions
Different for everyone I see
Since I just can't remember
Longer than last September.
Santiago
Under the volcano
Floats like a cushion on the sea
Yet I can never sleep here
Everything ponders in the night.
Rosalie
We've been talking all summer
Picking the straw from our clothes
See how the breeze has softened
Everything pauses in the night.

hahaha that's awesome

:lol I just found my cdr of pics I got from bbs dailups.

I'm getting all hot and bothered.

I thought I remembered an avatar explanation thread and now I can't find it.

There used to be such a thread. I also recall such being so.

it makes me wish the damn movie never happened, or at least was never discussed here.

Found it! :)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25475

Wait... That can't be the one. Huh? :confused

no, that's right.

:lol

That's goddamn fantastic. :lol

Dead

Fuck yeah!

who?

And if someone walked up and punched my kid and tried to walk away, he wouldn't get far. I'd probably have my teeth sunk into his trachea and that'd look like some straight-up zombie movie shit.

:pagebrak


oh.

A mayor in a town near here just died suddenly. He was small-town famous for threatening some other guy with a gun at a city council meeting.

Some guys just go Draconian.

I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!

Lube up and slip those bad boys on! :O

In hono(u)r of the departed Mr McLaren?

har har

hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra :)

Ahhh, so that's why the sky was on fire last night.

YEEEEEEEEAH YOU SMUG SONUVABITCH, Y'AIN'T GOING TO HELL, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ROT

Every time we get a good meteor shower, it clouds over.

FUCK YOU ELX! I WATCHED DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS, YOU JUST WANT AMERICA TO GO BLIND AND GET EATEN ALIVE





I BET YOU ALREADY BOUGHT SAM A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE

Gates is going to hell for sure.

Day of the Triffids bugged me out real bad when I watched it.

oh well La-dee-DAH mistuh FANCY PANTS; some of use have just moved to a new state and been unemployed for five months AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR EVEN WASTE GAS BY DRIVING ANYWHERE IF IT WASN'T CRITICALLY IMPORTANT :(




I've still got two weeks before my new jobs start AM SAD AND JEALOUS NOW

Hey America, what is this where the Canadian Dollar is worth a tiny bit more than yours? How are you supposed to be number one with that noise? Come on! Get your act together.

We're not as fucked as the Euro is if Greece finally falls apart and defaults on everything :x


Funny thing, I specifically remember when the Euro was relatively new and Greece wanted in, and everyone was all like "uuuuuuuuuuh, your economy kind of sucks; that could bite us in the ass" and Greece was all like "Aw, you crazy guys! Quit joking around!"

Canada is just trying to entice us, same way that a whore with herpes gets a tit job and strips. You know it's worth something but at what cost man!

As long as Canada picks up the slack of our godless excuse of an economy (but Newsweek was just congratulating us on our miracle turnaround! oooh! I feel secure now!), we North Americans can still revel in our superiority to South America despite Mexico constantly ruining our reputation

Mexico is the older brother with a G.E.D that's constantly going in and out of prison, the US is the smart, spoiled, and mouthy youngest son who dropped out of college to work at his dad's company and get completely bombed in his spare time, while Canada is the responsible middle child who got himself a steady, respectable, unimpressive job and is pretty easygoing despite the fact that everyone takes him for granted and treats him like shit

South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away

:lol

hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck

And just like in every trailer park you'll find a meth lab, so too does Rio exist in South America.

Direct deposit is wonderful.

I can't even find this fucking constellation and I've been looking for two nights.

Hey Pub, I've got a jar with some New Zealish coins in; I'd send them to you but the coins probably wouldn't cover the cost of post.

I don't know if its currently visible in the lower hemisphere.

Well fuck everyone and everything.

wow, hostility-ility-ility out of Zhukov :(

That's the spirit.

YOU'RE NOT CURRENTLY VISIBLE IN THE LOWER HEMISPHERE >:

Miami Vice, phuck yeah!

SANDWICH WITH HAM AND CUCUMBER, FRICKEN' SWEET!

WHAT? AND A BEER TOO? WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO

BEER AND SANDWICHES THREAD

So how about removing the kgp4death shit now? I really don't want to think of m night shyamalan anymore.

Or do you? :hypno

A girl I know walked up to me today and gave me a folded piece of paper, said "here's a present for you" and then walked briskly away.

It had "THIS IS FOR YOU : ) " written on it.



What the hell is this?


I asked her later what I could cash it in for, and she said in a mildly annoyed tone that it was just meant as a nice gesture.


?

She is 21 years old.

That's pretty bizarre. I wonder if she's one of those people who thought, "Lolz...I'm so random!" as she gave it to you.

Could it be binding in a court of law?

Maybe she's a tard and forgot to write her phone number

I've got no idea. I feel like I am in primary school because I have no answer to this simple note passing thing.

Tell her to fuck off and stop being so quirky.

You should walk up to her and say, "Here's a present for you" and then whip out your c*ck.

I'm mad, me. Totally bonkers.


I think know that she might have genuinely meant it as a nice gesture, like people that give out free hugs or try to compliment people on inane things just to make them smile. When this thought crossed my mind, any chances of getting some were dashed :(

If that's true, then double tell her to fuck off.

You need to let her know that, in no certain terms, will you allow yourself to be manhandled that way.

You need to nip that in the bud.

THE UNHOLIEST OF POSTS

Goddamnit

Fucking FINALLY finish my portfolio by grinding nonstop for the past week, get it reviewed by the professors and admissions people I've gotten to know before I submit it with my application, only to be told that it NEEDS ILLUSTRATIONS.







THERE GOES ANOTHER WEEK OF MY LIFE. HURRAY.

TELL HIM A STORY ABOUT I-MOCKERY

ONE DOWN, THOUGH. Guess how long it took to finish that measly thing. JUST GUESS

Depending on your motivation and social life, max. 1-2 weeks? :rolleyes

ROOOF

WHAT FINLAND? WHAT IS IT, BOY?

ROOF RUFF BARK

TIMMY? TIMMY'S STUCK IN A WELL?

BARK

AND HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MIAMI VICE INSTEAD OF ART?

You bastard, I was hoping someone was going to guess an hour so I could be all HELL NO, I HAD TO WORK FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS ON THAT STUPID LITTLE THING

:rolleyes

Yeah, well that's because ballpoint pens are inferior to stuff like paints and clays. ART DOUCHE

DAMN THOSE BALLPOINT PENS

this is actually really amazing

Your stuff really freaks me out some times.

wow. That's pretty cool.

yeah right, don't believe him my dears, it's a trick:(

nobody has that actual physical talent anymore. all anyone is capable of doing is allowing photoshop do the work for them in the form of digital art. this is clearly fake.

WHEN I AM CLASS PRESIDENT SPAM BOTS WILL BE ELIMINATED WITH EXTREME PREDJUDICE.

ALSO ELX WILL NOT BE CLASS PRESIDENT.

FUCK PLAID. >: ESPECIALLY LUMBERJACK SHIRT PLAID




LOOKS LIKE FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR >: and now that I look at a photo of the drawing I realize that it has a serous creepy uncle vibe and I'm not sure that this one will ever see the light of day :( but back to my main point FUCK PLAID, THE NEXT PERSON I EVER SEE THAT'S WEARING A PLAID SHIRT WILL DIE WITH MY MARINER'S KNIFE EMBEDDED IN THEIR FACE AND IF I SEE THEM ON THE TELEVISION I'M SHOOTING IT OUT LIKE FAT ELVIS WASTED EFFORT ON SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT >:>:>:

I'll say that took you at least 2 weeks to draw

All in the span of an hour :hypno

I went to my GF's nieces dance recital today. Holly fucking crap, I didn't expect to be assaulted with underage pussy and ass for 50 mins out of the 60 that we stayed, However the 5 year old and younger stuff was really cute and innocent.

One arm looks plaid, the rest looks like Green Hill Zone.

You're telling me. It was one of those things where you zero in on something totally, step back and realize you've completely fucked up royal

My cousin invited my brother and I to something like that when she was still in high school. She's a crazy Irish dancer and we assumed the entire program would be the same. High school dance teachers are fucking tweaked

And then we were her ride home, so we had to accompany her to this stupid after-show party pizza thing where they SHOWED THE VIDEO OF THE ENTIRE PROGRAM, where we had the pleasure of watching a creepy old guy (somehow involved with the dance program, not the teacher) sitting on the couch with a trio of sixteen year olds and making cracks like "Gee, it's getting HOT in here" while watching said sixteen year olds belly dance on the video... while the teacher and several parents stood a few feet away, not giving a fuck about the balding fat man hitting on their kids

That's because we have Chris Hanson. He protects all the children now

Look at all these Payday bars.


Kitsa sent me these. AND MORE! :picklehat

I'm surprised they weren't confiscated as contraband by the secret police. :eek

i love payday bars :<

Zhukov it is horrible that you could not normally obtain Payday bars

I CAN'T DRINK THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

SANDWICH WITH HAM, CUCUMBER AND BACON

DYNAMITE

AND NOW I'M STRESSING OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE SATURATED FATS

GOD DAMN IT MEDICINE