I like that I told him he was an idiot with no brain or something, several times, and then as a joke started agreeing with him, and he seemed to forget that I had called him a stupid fuck and I became his best friend.

I like that I pretended that there was a Tasmanian war of independence and he believed me, and that the dumb arguments I made up while pretending to be a terrorist became part of his repertoire.

I like that I jokingly used statements to The Leader such as "cookie cutter version of reality", and then a bit later on Coolie starts to say "cookie cutter" and "version of reality" several times.

:love awesome video games

Why did Coolie suddenly stop posting? Was it because one thread was locked or did Tadao threaten him? :(

Nah I think we just schooled him too hard :picklehat

I doubt that. He's been doing this for years.:x

Damn - I was really looking forward to that book you were writing, too. :(

:lol

He's persistent - I don't think even Tadao will scare him off forever. Which means we have many more tomes of wisdom from internet blogs that we will need to absorb before the world comes to an end.

After I stopped taking everything he said seriously, he actually began to grow on me. Kind of like a sebaceous cyst. :)

DONT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY ARE HATCHED

well now that was obscure. :)

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

now you've got me thinking of sebaceous cysts hatching and that's not good. :(

The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV

i was watching lovely bones today and i couldnt enjoy it because everytime i looked at the lovely little lady i saw gayface clay aiken >:

THANKS KITSA

Yeah, like I'm going to now :rolleyes

Seven Force is creeping out girls I know. Can I have him neutralized?

Awesome Video Games is the awesomest show.

The "depression thread" in a nutshell:

Coolie: "We are in a depression."

Everyone else: "No, we're not."

YOU FAGOTS ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE

:)

At least you are trying, and at the time of writing I can't think of a reason not to respect that.

mugshots :(

so, i've seen few episodes of man vs. food on tv

god damn it what the fuck is wrong with you people

Did I ever tell you guys over and over again how I once ate 30 dim sims in a record amount of time to win $100? Yes?

Yum yum dim sim

I was just annoyed by the banal nature of the internet. :lol

:pagebrak

Unrelated to this thread. :eek

Seriously, you guys are great. :)

INFRACTIONS! >:

Less nattering. >:

More Picturing!

...picture postering? :confused :dunce

Especially Sam. >:

It has been too long since I've seen his fine ass. :orgasm

...of a face. >:

That's right. >:

Sam's ass of a face. >: :orgasm >:

His very sexy ass of a face. >:

That shit comes out of and like dribbles down his chin. :x

You know you guys want to see that. ;)

I just made myself nauseous. :(

...and aroused. :yum

INFRACTION!

Have we even seen this guy's face? >:

Come on, Dimmy! :)

Show us your cute blubbercheeks. :)

We won't pinch them too hard as we tell you how much we want to bone you. ;)

Okay, the pinching will be hard. >:

...but so will the boning. :yum

And so forth...

:pagebrak

:eek

:eek

What happened to the million eek project?
:eek

I briefly had a girlfriend and happiness.
:eek

So we have you too ourselves again? I knew those rumors I told her on facebook would work!

:eek

They probably helped it last so long.

:eek

I told her that you were straight! :eek

Haha, oh god. No wonder she wanted me to put it there. ew. :eek

:amillioneeks

:rolleyes

INFRACTION! :eek

Man vs. Food, by the way, is an American show about the day and life of a typical American

Are you retarded, Rannyk? :eek

Okay, I know you are, but damn son! That wasn't an eek. :eek

I mean god damn it, it's food porn

It isn't that surprising. :eek

I can feel my arteries clog just by watching that show

Turns out they home deliver them. :eek

But I left the gate open and she got out. :eek

That is the burger you're stuffing in your gob, you fat fuck. :eek

Food Network only plays in America, the outsiders don't know about that show.

:eek

Dude, you export all your shit. We've all seen what you guys get up to. :eek

SPIES!



:eek

And people wonder why they're fat

I mean, 4 pound cinnamon rolls!

:pagebrak

4 FUCKING POUNDS PEOPLE

awww, shit :eek

And what about those fucking table sized pizzas?

What is this multiple post shit you pulling, Ranny? :eek

No they don't. :rolleyes

:eek

NO WONDER YOU ARE SO FUCKING FAT, FINLAND

This poor guy was carrying one of them to a table of redneck family, and they were all just "AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAHHHHH"

You a monkey? All copying my shit? :eek

Stop copying my stupid shit, Ranny. :eek

and you guys are fucking proud of it :eek

I mean GOD DAMN, JUST LOOK AT IT

:eek

:eek .

:eek ..

Not like you HAVE to eat the whole thing by yourself.

:eek

:eek ...

and what about this fucking cheese steak challenge?

FAT

Key word is Challenge, not Breakfast.

:eek

and I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in USA there's a guy who masturbates to this show

What the fuck? You wanna police what we can jerk to?

:eek

AND HE'S ALL NAKED AND SHIT AND RUBS HIMSELF WITH STEAKS