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I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.
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Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here
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5'7". rounded up ;<
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5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE. |
Well Stralyia is fatter than the US anyway, so there you go, and to be honest most shops here stock one or two size small/medium, and then about five hundred XL XXL XXXL sizes. I think Chinese manufacturers are being slightly patronising.
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http://www.brojsimpson.com/gallery2/...&g2_itemId=309 It looks NSFW, but it really isn't ... |
5XL... ugh. I can't even imagine, that's like the material of 3 tee shirts.
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Well, I used to work in a tradesman clothing store, like work trousers, steel capped boots and hi-vis jackets. We measured the trousers and overalls in centimeters (sorry Chojin) and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half, and that was only considered XXL.
There are some fat people out there. |
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not the hips, mind you |
maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.
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i wash them in hot water to shrink them too |
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damn dude i dont even know then :( i'm probably like half your size and i wear larges all the time. although im more like 5'9 than 5'7
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I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.
And I have no muscles :( |
my waist is 24 inches :(
maybe its cause i dont wear guy shirts tight like a woman so im fine with whatever size or something. |
i have a sneaking suspicion i'd need at least XL even if i was at 0% bodyfat my shoulders are hell of wide :(
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I'm up to a 36 waist. I'm good at 34 as long as I don't eat or drink anything though.
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i wear a size 32 in pants i think dem obliques and dat adonis belt are contributing to inflating my waist measurement |
I wear huge clothes because I would rather go too big than too small. I've known many women who brag about the small clothing size they wear, but then you can see the outline of their bras and big ol' rolls of back fat, and muffin tops coming out over their jeans, and that's just gross. I'd rather wear a circus tent.
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You know they do make sizes that are between too big and too small. You act like you only have two choices.
SHIT A CIRCUS TENT OR A BARBIE DRESS? DECISIONS DECISIONS |
IF I WERE TO WEAR MY ERECTION UP INSTEAD OF DOWN MY PANT WIDTH WOULD BE 68.
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10, 12, 14 in jeans medium, large, youth xl in tops then in juniors it's: 00, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 in jeans 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in skirts/dresses xs, small, medium, large, xl in tops i don't think there is anything larger, which i guess kinda sucks cause then girls would have to like go into women's stuff. also the "petite" section sounds a bit deceptive, it's not for skinny girls, it's for freakishly curvy/and/or short girls. |
BTCH PLZ
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LOOKS LIKE DADS HOME
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I wear size 29. :\
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 I'm going to regret not going for the rest of my life. :( |
i think i saw that man up close and personal recently
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god i am SO
FUCKING BORED and no one i know will answer their phones, and i'm sober and not going to fall asleep I REGRET THAT THE I-MOCKERY GANG COULD NOT STAY ANOTHER WEEK IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS |
awright, fuck yall, nontalkative motherfuckers, i'm mixing myself another cannery punch
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what is in a cannery punch
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uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it
so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka |
it's a short glass
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i guees it's too late to call some of these motherfuckers
THEY called ME earlier to go out and about, not sure why they'd be asleep NOW |
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WELL. I'm not making fun of fat people, and I'm 32 inches; reasonably thin from my point of view. 185cm tall; you pricks work it out we won the war, and I also have a small assortment of average muscles lacklusterly scattered around my body. I still consider myself skinny, and being called fat by the resident human noodle isn't going to change that. |
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I dont care what hemisphere your from. If your waist is anything less than Zhukovs 32 inches your a fucking beanpole.
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Or a woman.
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I got Litres by the motherfucking Kilometer, bitch. Fuck your infraction. |
That wasn't aimed at you Chojin.
Also, I can post pictures if need be. But only if I get to see some i-mock female stomach in return. |
Make sure those pictures have some Tasmanian Devils in them :x
Do they really spin like tornadoes? :eek :eek |
dear internet you are BORING at 4:30am
I need drunk gus |
hey fucker
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why is this site down like half the times i try to access it
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why is this site down like half the times i try to access it
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Yeah I get that almost every night. I just treat it as normal now.
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I get it all the time too. :(
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The site doesn't come up for me a lot either. :<
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I think I just fried my brain playing 2 straight hours of Infectonator :(
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man, messenger bags suck. what's the point of them? mine can hold maybe 2 textbooks at a time and then all of the weight is distributed to one side of me and i'm constantly having to readjust myself so i don't fall on my face. and theeeeen, it's especially bad during the summer semester when i wear strapless/sleeveless tops and the bag strap digs into my shoulder. so stupid. messenger bags are for douche-bags.
need to purchase a bookbag, but there's too much stuff to consider/compromises to make. :( |
what the bananas is an account reconciliation
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how's starcraft 2????
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sleeping consumes too much of our lives, we need to stop focusing on medicines to knock us out and more on the ones to keep us up
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Too many straps on a bookbag. Also, I want something I can sling to use as a weapon. I carry heavy things.
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just because you carry a purse doesn't mean we want to hear about your womanly troubles FZ :rolleyes
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I have a messenger bag because I used to be a bike messenger.For about a minute.
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There are never enough strapons on a bookbag.
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i had to sign up for selective services so i could get a grant :(
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I'm automagically signed up because my father had to be a cunt enlisted man.
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for a second i thought that this was gonna be an awesome conversation |
omg i got this thing in the mail for these cruises and i was just looking at it for fun and they had some good deals then my girlfriend pointed out that the last picture had two dudes in a pool sitting all close and she was like, "is this a gay cruise" and i was like I DUNNNNNOOOOOOO and started looking at all the other pictures and they were all dudes :O then i noticed it was to the gay dude that used to live here
i totally just thought this one picture was like a father/mother with their muscular son but the person in the middle was just a frumpy looking gay dude and not a mother :( |
http://www.70000tons.com/
looks like an awesome cruise. some of the bands totally suck, but it's gotta be a floating eargasm with uli involved. |
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Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?
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Last work day tomorrow :eek
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Helsinki Medical, fuck yeah
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CSI Miami, fuck YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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CSI Miami,
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yes, he is. still waiting for that then. Can I be the Santa Mod? |
Speaking as one who wasn't part of that particular party, if he didn't post pics, why is he still posting?
Inquiring minds and all that .... :Jixby |
UNLESS HIS CAMERA WAS JACKED BY TRANNIEs HE HAS NO EXCUSE >:
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Yo, I was thinking. Remember when we tried going up the back way and ended up on that porch ledge. Maybe its there.
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you mean when we went to smoke with Samuel L. Jackson? nah, cause it was right after that that i was taking pictures of you and Dr. Girlfriend.
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TADAO. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. ARE YOU DEAD?
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Why are anti-spyware scanners so useless? They always find stuff but it's never the ONE THING that's actually intrusive. Lame.
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And then websites give you the list of registry values to delete but NONE OF THEM, NONE, are ever located where they say they're supposed to be located in the registry. >:
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yea spywares a pain in the ass. what programs are you using? |
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When I returned to my apartment last night to get some last minute stuff and clean I found the Dirty Bird Saloon taken apart. The sail was on the ground as if the pirate bar had sank. It's symbolism pained me greatly.
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:whitepig
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Miami Vice, fuck yeah
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Damn, I love those drums
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING HER IN A CORNER TADAO.
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who does that, nobody does that
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IF IT'S RABBIT BABY WANTS, RABBIT BABY GETS
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muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.
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Slip some into a cake and enjoy the serenity. |
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