do you hav flue symptoms

yes :(

do you know anyone who had swime flu

not personally, but it's been in my town :(

wwweeelll i personally think its unlikely but you might want to get it checked by a doctor if you're worried

http://www.bellingham-subdued-excite...nic-drive.html

I did Chuck-A-Nut Drive (have you?) and you must with a young lady :love along the way is a very nice restaurant in a curve that serves fancy seafood that was amazing...not sure if its still there though.

Willie I think I've got Swan flu but I've been feeling like a goose lately :x What should I do?

umm i haven't no hahah not as far as i know

Hi mister Willie. I know you like to have fun, have you tried using a pallet jack as a kick scooter? ^.^

i think you should duck because im gonna throw something at you :P

yes but it's not really all that fun. it's more fun to do donuts on a forklift :eek

Cool, nothing like Rear wheel steering. Those things turn on a dime. Have you tried roller-conveyor sledging? That is fun too if you have a long roller-conveyor ^^

Dear Willie, do you think it's prudent in today's economic climate to move into the field of culinary arts?

we don't have one 'a thems :(

well i think that it's a good fallback skillset to have but i wouldn't make that youor primary career path cause it might be awful hard to get good wages? idk i've only ever had the one job :(

Dear Willie,

Should I talk to my ex-girlfriend again. Hopefully you respond in like 10 seconds.

Bill

whoops this was longer than 10 seconds :( idk, consider whether the reason you weren't talking to her before is still applicable maybe

THINK ABOUT IT THINK THINK ABOUT IT

:( :( :(

Dear Willie,
what's your favorite radio station?

http://www.kzok.com/ seattle's ONLY classic rock station

Willie,
Did you know about the Fireball Festival?

Dear Willie, What are your thoughts on the shower sponge. Does it make a man homosexual to use one?

i didn't! el salvador seems like a place i'd want to visit though :(

only if it gives you a boner when you use it

It's the only way you can manwash.

Hey Willie, if I posted that XKCD comic that made you mad, would I get banned? :eek


BTW, I didn't find it funny either. However, I smiled at you being mad at the whole comic for doing it. Smile. :)

probably :( it'd just be for a month though

Hey, Willie...I ordered a motorcycle wheel off Ebay from Seattle, how long will it take to get to Toronto?

twelve days (I AM TOTALLY GUESSING)

How do I know if I speak Spanish?

you could try watching sabado gigante and see if you can tell what the fuck is going on

Do Mexicans even know what the fuck is going on in that show?

hahaha i was HOPING language was the key to getting it but i don't really know

Willie,

Why the hell can't I beat Sim Tower?

Al Queda?

that's probably a funnier response than what i would've had :lol

but anyways don't most simgames like that not really HAVE a winning point or goal? wikipedia says that two possible goals to go for are 15000 population or to build a cathedral on top and have a wedding in it

Dear Willie,

The last time I sent my father an angry email he had a heart attack, should I allow him to keep being a twat to avoid killing him?

<3, Me.

maybe try sugarcoating it a little next time? idk if an email gives the dude an angry heart attack he needs to learn some anger management :(

last time all I said was that if this was the sort of relationship that he wanted to have with me (none at all) that's fine with me and I hope that if anything happens to me he will be able to look back on our relationship and be okay with it. :/

Aimless, your dad is a pussy.

Dear Willie,

Why do the miniatures sold by Games Workshop cost so much?

Love, The Leader

He's a bald pussy.

well if you're really ok with not having a relationship with him, giving him heart attacks via e-mail will do it :( otherwise yeah tone it down a little, i guess :\ THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

You did good, willie. Thanks <3

i guess cause people will pay that much for em!

for me to want to pay that much though they'd need to be already painted + probably made out of some sort of metal

They have pewter ones, but they cost even more per figure. :C

and if you don't paint them just right all the details get filled in.

it's possible they pay extra cause they're from england, too, i guess

They're just as expensive in Germany, so I don't know. I think maybe you were right the first time and Games Workshop is a bunch of dicks, but I don't know. :(

last time i played wh i used little torn up squares of paper with unit type written on them and it was probably just as fun (except probably heavier paper would've been better as they tended to get moved by air currents)

Yeah, I bought them more for the miniatures themselves but I quit when I was ten and my parents made me start using my own money. :/

Mister Mobbs, how are you feeling of late?

a little stressed but otherwise fine. my job is going thru some changes and i'm not sure if i'm gonna like 'em. I'll still have one, at least, so i can't throw any television sets thru windows just yet

Willie, If you ever come down to LA to say hi to RoG, can I meet you at a bar and buy you a few drinks.

probably! i'm almost 100% sure i'm gonna go to comicon 2010 maybe then

Hey Willie on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I hated by most of the Mods on this forum? :lol

well since you've been gone a while i think it's probably down to about a 6 or 7

:\ I can try harder

you don't have to if you don't wanna man it's up to you

I can't believe Jixby is banned :\ he's like a friend of Mr.Mockery...it is rather disillusioning.

well i bet if he actually had any interest in coming back he coulda by now

i mean even if it was thru a character or something, i mean he's moved a couple times since then so his IP is never gonna match so who'd be able to tell

I hope Jixby is not forever gone. But who knows, he could be me or YOU O.O

But theres always going to be a little jixby in all of us ;)

Didn't Jixby fuck up on the secret santa? CIG informed of this awhile back.

Speaking of CIG, I miss her



NEVER FORGET

she's still here, see if you can guess what she changed her name to

hmmmm... first guess

Dixie.

I want to change my name now :(

Dear Willie,

How did I ever miss that picture of CIG?

This is post #666, does that mean anything?

idk, i'm not 100% sure i saw it either cause you'd think i'd remember something like that :eek

it means that this thread is the caretaker of the damned

ohh, I wanted to get to be post 666 on 9/9/09 :orgasm

Dear Willie,

Yesterday I was coming home from the grocery store and there was this guy doing some sort of not-polished martial arts shit in his driveway. It looked like it was trying to be tai chi but came off more like that Star Wars kid. Why would he put himself on display in the middle of his driveway, on a busy street, before he had his technique somewhat perfected?

Thanks,

Kitsa

ps- he had on dirty sweatpants and one of those wolf shirts, if that helps.

Dear Willie,
My computer shows that 10K's post asking about CiGs pic was post #666. Is this not the case? :confused

I'll be damned your right!

maybe he's using the embarrasment as a motivator to improve? idk

i thought that was the post he was talking about! it still woulda been cool if it'd been on 9/9/09 haha

Dear Willie,

Is there anything better than watching Judge Mathis?

cuba gooding sr. was on Judge Joe Brown yesterday.

i never watched any judge show but judge judy so i can't give any kind of opinion on judge shows :(

Willie, should I take the plaster off my arm?

only if a doctor did not put it there!

Sellin many of those tees willie?

i think only myself and jixby bought one, but they didn't really look good so i'm trying to come up with a picture that works with the awful contrast level that cafepress tends to turn out

Willie, what colour should my hair be next? The red is washing out.

blue-green

Die it black with the underneath red. So its only noticeable when you have your hair up. That'd be hot.

Mister Mobbs, the PYPH & NEW USER threads are full of chat. This is a terrible way of keeping the board. Would you please put all such "junk chat" in the proper place of disposal?

Willie,

Why do people find "I'm sorry that you're an idiot" to be an unacceptable apology for calling them an idiot?

probably because they're in denial about being an idiot

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the "buttered popcorn" flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

i'd be more afraid she'd say NO because you have no money or means of transportation

oh who am i kidding i'd be afraid she'd say yes too :(

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

i don't think so! the only thing it's really *wrong* to hate are kitties and doggies

I ended up getting it maybe more to spite my roommate. There's going to be about 6-8 inches of squeezing room from the wall. Its an investment.

someone should photoshop a couple big strippers into this pic.

"for spite" is the best reason to do anything, really

This is how far I got before I got tired.



Unfortunately when you google "fat stripper" it just brings up a bunch of ugly guys in fat stripper costumes.

Willie, what's a good bank to use?

I'm opening a bank account tomorrow and I got basically no knowledge of banks.

i don't know banks either :( i've always been a member of a credit union and they've never steered me wrong, so if you can join one of those you might look into it!