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kahljorn Oct 26th, 2011 07:44 PM

ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick

Zhukov Oct 27th, 2011 08:22 AM

:lol

I need to remember that line and use it somewhere.

Geggy Oct 28th, 2011 07:11 PM



nudge nudge, i'm hitting that

kahljorn Oct 28th, 2011 07:51 PM

enjoy now, regret later

Kitsa Oct 28th, 2011 09:35 PM

she looks exactly like one of my aunts circa 1982.

Thanks for ruining my Thanksgiving.

kahljorn Oct 28th, 2011 10:36 PM

maybe uncle geggy will come to thanksgiving this year

Chojin Oct 29th, 2011 02:12 AM

she looks like sicktodeathmx with downs

ThrashO Oct 29th, 2011 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 748206)
i'm hitting that

are you using bricks? why does her head look like that?

k0k0 Oct 29th, 2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 748206)


nudge nudge, i'm hitting that

She looks like the shitty boss from that horrible show Workaholics. Like almost exactly like her.

kahljorn Oct 29th, 2011 07:43 PM

geggys a gold digger

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2011 01:02 AM

Fucking love workaholics

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2011 01:09 AM

Holy shit though. She looks exactly like her.

Pentegarn Oct 30th, 2011 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 748206)


nudge nudge, i'm hitting that

So when are you going to post the pics of her with bruises then?

k0k0 Oct 30th, 2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 748313)
Holy shit though. She looks exactly like her.

I know man. Exactly like her.

I like it the show, but then I hate it. It's one of those shows for me.

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2011 12:22 PM



FUCK YEAH GIRAFFE NECKS

Zhukov Oct 31st, 2011 11:11 PM

You've got the best taste.

I like biting them.

Sam Nov 1st, 2011 01:20 AM

I LIKE TO EXPLODE MY SEMEN ON THEM.

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2011 01:03 PM

kerpow

is the sound that makes

Sam Nov 1st, 2011 11:33 PM

THE ONLY PART THAT SUCKS IS I GET JIZZ ALL OVER MY HANDS WHEN I FINISH STRANGLING THEM BROADS WHAT I HAD KERSPLODED UPON.

k0k0 Nov 2nd, 2011 12:43 AM

I'm not big on the chicks with long necks. But girls with no necks are disgusting. So I'll take them over the other.

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2011 12:44 AM

what if a girls neck is so long she can eat leaves off of the top branch

is that sxy

k0k0 Nov 2nd, 2011 01:05 AM

Well is she using it to get me leaves? Because if she's not sharing leaves, then that's not sexy. That girl is a bitch!

ThrashO Nov 2nd, 2011 03:02 AM

i like em with no neck


Pentegarn Nov 2nd, 2011 06:08 AM



Sexy

k0k0 Nov 2nd, 2011 11:17 AM

He is ripped and novelty glasses from the 80's are a big turn on. But he also looks like he crapped himself and got caught walking shamefully to the restroom by TMZ in this photo.

Pentegarn Nov 2nd, 2011 02:53 PM

Which may also be a turn on depending on what one is into

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 2nd, 2011 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 748445)


FUCK YEAH GIRAFFE NECKS

THAT WAY THEY CAN LICK THE CUM OFF THEIR BACK.

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2011 03:41 PM

shiny/happy people

Lone Wanderer Nov 2nd, 2011 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741551)
I'm cruel that way.

Also, as a pale skinned redheaded person, I was drunk on being the BEST.

Redhead you say? :love

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2011 08:47 PM

lol

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2011 09:59 PM

AROUND HERE WE CALL EM GNGERS AND ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE FEELINGS TOWARDS THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL

Dimnos Nov 3rd, 2011 02:30 AM

Hate isnt a feeling?

k0k0 Nov 3rd, 2011 02:34 AM

I personally welcome all the shunned redheaded ladies to drift my way because you are awesome and perfect. The men shall all burn at the stake for being gross.

Dimnos Nov 6th, 2011 12:27 AM

If they touch you, you get ginger dick. Just fyi. :\

Kitsa Nov 10th, 2011 09:27 PM

what the fuck is "ginger dick" supposed to be

Zhukov Nov 10th, 2011 09:49 PM

A girl I know just dyed her hair red yesterday. It was like she was an ugly librarian that took her glasses off and became hot.

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2011 11:03 PM

This beautiful dark-haired pale-skinned girl I know dyed her hair blonde a month ago and it was like she was a hot librarian who fell into a pile of shit

Zhukov Nov 10th, 2011 11:10 PM

I saw a blond librarian eat an ugly pile of red shit once. :\

kahljorn Nov 10th, 2011 11:50 PM

what the hell kinda porn you watchin

Zhukov Nov 11th, 2011 12:18 AM

No, in real life.

Geggy Dec 5th, 2011 10:45 AM




Nudge, nudge I'm hitting thatthat

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 11:54 AM

A FLEECE WITH DONALD DUCKS ALL OVER IT? HIT IT HARDER

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2011 12:14 PM

I edited this post because it was extraordinarily mean.



so I'll leave this deliciousness instead

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 12:32 PM

her abs look like a penis

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2011 12:37 PM

wat

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 12:47 PM



I'm not at all saying that she isn't hot

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2011 01:17 PM

but I see the other abs, too

EDIT: and I'd mash my face into her tits or her dick. It's all good.

Sam Dec 5th, 2011 09:32 PM

MAN, I'D TAKE A DUMP RIGHT ON THAT PENIS.

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2011 06:31 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 21st, 2011 07:03 PM

WHY DO YOU ENTICE ME

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 21st, 2011 07:43 PM

With my pretty dick and her luscious lips we could do the new calvin klein calogne ads

Sam Dec 21st, 2011 08:51 PM

MAN I'D LIKE TO TAKE A DUMP ON HER.

Chojin Dec 27th, 2011 08:20 PM



OH MAN

Esuohlim Jan 8th, 2012 01:57 AM

IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT


Pentegarn Jan 9th, 2012 05:17 PM

That picture is not very flattering

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2012 05:56 PM

It makes her look like the emo kid from Little Miss Sunshine

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 10th, 2012 09:19 AM

Almost looks like the guy from Terror Firmer.

Esuohlim Jan 12th, 2012 05:23 AM

WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

This link isn't work safe
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy...d-its-awesome/

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

kahljorn Jan 12th, 2012 03:47 PM

even nudity isnt worth a sponsor message

ThrashO Jan 12th, 2012 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753666)
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

This link isn't work safe
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy...d-its-awesome/

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

That was the best video I've seen in a while.

Also, that other broad's mouth is too Ron Perlman-y.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2012 01:18 AM

oh hey, it's skrillex

MattJack Jan 28th, 2012 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753483)
IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT


I bet her dic* is huge.

Zhukov Jan 28th, 2012 08:11 PM

PJ Harvey was in Hobart the other day. She looked better than that photo.

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2012 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753666)
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

This link isn't work safe
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy...d-its-awesome/

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

Yes. Especially that last part. I only watched that stupid show to see her.

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2012 01:05 AM


kahljorn Apr 2nd, 2012 02:46 AM

done

can somebody edit my post so it looks like it was posted the same minute you posted that picture

also milhouse wth is with all the hair on that girls head, man? are you turning straight or something

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2012 11:45 PM

I'd fuck a dude who looked like that, no problem

Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2012 11:51 PM

IT'S A GIRL WITH A LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA

ThrashO Apr 4th, 2012 01:36 AM

hopefully not too little :yum

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2012 01:50 AM

She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar, except way better looking.

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2012 10:23 PM

I find surprisingly few women on this page attractive, so I'll just leave this here for GW and Fathom

NWS for the occasional titty

http://boyishpercent.tumblr.com/

Fathom Zero Apr 6th, 2012 11:54 PM

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I can't even fight that.

kahljorn Apr 7th, 2012 10:49 PM

do you mean because they could all kick your ass

Fathom Zero Apr 7th, 2012 10:59 PM

bitches don't know bout my aikido

Tadao Jul 30th, 2012 03:15 AM

Spoilers!

Tadao Jul 30th, 2012 05:04 AM


Kitsa Jul 31st, 2012 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 760577)
Spoilers!

On the right, what exactly is that tooth situation

Tadao Jul 31st, 2012 01:23 PM

Japs have the worst teeth.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 31st, 2012 10:07 PM

Speaking if which I can't wait for the new dead or alive game.

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2012 08:22 PM



<3 Skin

Esuohlim Nov 15th, 2012 11:53 PM

Oh ok you're in love with Grace Jones now

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2012 08:58 AM

No, Grace Jones scares me.

Tadao Nov 29th, 2012 12:11 AM


Nick Nov 29th, 2012 03:13 AM

I knew she was familiar. Fucking Topanga , goddamn.

kahljorn Nov 29th, 2012 05:00 PM

i knew those lips were familiar. fucking mr potato head.

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2012 08:43 PM

Hey FZ wanna help me build a time machine so we can go back to the 60s and take turns fucking Jean Seberg, it'll be fun


Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2012 09:30 PM

girrrrrrrrrrrrrl

where da time parts at

let's do this

Dimnos Dec 5th, 2012 11:46 PM

Dont forget to take her some implants.

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2012 08:04 PM

gross

hard boobs.

please

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2012 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milhousebackwards
gross

boobs.

please

fixedetc.
fucking strikeout

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2012 02:03 AM

ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2012 06:22 PM


Esuohlim Dec 20th, 2012 08:34 PM

Man, Anne Hathaway has everything going for her right now Milhouse-style but she is just not attractive to me at all for some reason.

Tadao May 3rd, 2013 04:40 PM


Tadao May 3rd, 2013 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764079)

OH MAN

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2013 10:14 PM

Fuck me, man. The dorky girls I never paid attention to in college are finding ways A LITTLE TOO GODDAMN LATE to turn on the Milhouse Boner™ >: >:


10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 8th, 2013 10:30 AM

TIME MACHINE POWERED BY BONERS. GO.

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2013 10:00 PM

Oh god a machine that powerful must never be created for the sake of mankind :(

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2013 08:17 PM


Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2014 01:00 PM

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