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ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick
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enjoy now, regret later
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she looks exactly like one of my aunts circa 1982.
Thanks for ruining my Thanksgiving. |
maybe uncle geggy will come to thanksgiving this year
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she looks like sicktodeathmx with downs
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geggys a gold digger
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Fucking love workaholics
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Holy shit though. She looks exactly like her.
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You've got the best taste.
I like biting them. |
I LIKE TO EXPLODE MY SEMEN ON THEM.
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kerpow
is the sound that makes |
THE ONLY PART THAT SUCKS IS I GET JIZZ ALL OVER MY HANDS WHEN I FINISH STRANGLING THEM BROADS WHAT I HAD KERSPLODED UPON.
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I'm not big on the chicks with long necks. But girls with no necks are disgusting. So I'll take them over the other.
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what if a girls neck is so long she can eat leaves off of the top branch
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Well is she using it to get me leaves? Because if she's not sharing leaves, then that's not sexy. That girl is a bitch!
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i like em with no neck
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He is ripped and novelty glasses from the 80's are a big turn on. But he also looks like he crapped himself and got caught walking shamefully to the restroom by TMZ in this photo.
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Which may also be a turn on depending on what one is into
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shiny/happy people
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lol
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AROUND HERE WE CALL EM GNGERS AND ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE FEELINGS TOWARDS THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL
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Hate isnt a feeling?
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I personally welcome all the shunned redheaded ladies to drift my way because you are awesome and perfect. The men shall all burn at the stake for being gross.
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If they touch you, you get ginger dick. Just fyi. :\
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what the fuck is "ginger dick" supposed to be
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A girl I know just dyed her hair red yesterday. It was like she was an ugly librarian that took her glasses off and became hot.
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This beautiful dark-haired pale-skinned girl I know dyed her hair blonde a month ago and it was like she was a hot librarian who fell into a pile of shit
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I saw a blond librarian eat an ugly pile of red shit once. :\
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what the hell kinda porn you watchin
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No, in real life.
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A FLEECE WITH DONALD DUCKS ALL OVER IT? HIT IT HARDER
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I edited this post because it was extraordinarily mean.
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her abs look like a penis
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but I see the other abs, too
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MAN, I'D TAKE A DUMP RIGHT ON THAT PENIS.
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WHY DO YOU ENTICE ME
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With my pretty dick and her luscious lips we could do the new calvin klein calogne ads
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MAN I'D LIKE TO TAKE A DUMP ON HER.
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IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT
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That picture is not very flattering
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It makes her look like the emo kid from Little Miss Sunshine
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Almost looks like the guy from Terror Firmer.
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WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway
This link isn't work safe http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/christy...d-its-awesome/ I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed |
even nudity isnt worth a sponsor message
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PJ Harvey was in Hobart the other day. She looked better than that photo.
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can somebody edit my post so it looks like it was posted the same minute you posted that picture also milhouse wth is with all the hair on that girls head, man? are you turning straight or something |
I'd fuck a dude who looked like that, no problem
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IT'S A GIRL WITH A LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA
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hopefully not too little :yum
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She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar, except way better looking.
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I find surprisingly few women on this page attractive, so I'll just leave this here for GW and Fathom
NWS for the occasional titty http://boyishpercent.tumblr.com/ |
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
I can't even fight that. |
do you mean because they could all kick your ass
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bitches don't know bout my aikido
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Japs have the worst teeth.
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Speaking if which I can't wait for the new dead or alive game.
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<3 Skin |
Oh ok you're in love with Grace Jones now
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No, Grace Jones scares me.
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I knew she was familiar. Fucking Topanga , goddamn.
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i knew those lips were familiar. fucking mr potato head.
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Hey FZ wanna help me build a time machine so we can go back to the 60s and take turns fucking Jean Seberg, it'll be fun
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girrrrrrrrrrrrrl
where da time parts at let's do this |
Dont forget to take her some implants.
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hard boobs. please |
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ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit
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Man, Anne Hathaway has everything going for her right now Milhouse-style but she is just not attractive to me at all for some reason.
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Fuck me, man. The dorky girls I never paid attention to in college are finding ways A LITTLE TOO GODDAMN LATE to turn on the Milhouse Boner™ >: >:
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TIME MACHINE POWERED BY BONERS. GO.
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Oh god a machine that powerful must never be created for the sake of mankind :(
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