I don't understand.

Yay! Can I fuck your titties?

Stop writing in red thanks

THAT'S NOT RED IT'S BLOOD

THAT'S NOT BLOOD IT'S RED SHIT

I understand women guys

Hickman is always with THE LADIES.

Everywhere I go!

hickman's got his 'jock mug' down PAT

my motto for makin' luv is written on yer shirt HickMan

I had to pose shirtless next to Ronnie Coleman to get that shirt!

And I got that look from Brady Quinn when I met him this weekend! Along with Lou Ferrigno and Triple H!

Did HHH check your PEDIGREE???

No he was trying to be discreet. He actually was rather unimpressive in real life. Kind of a bummer :<

Why don't you women ever say what you mean?

Guys, any success for getting the answers you want to hear out of women without using ghb?

Discuss.

Women are conditioned not to say what they mean because if they did, they'd wind up beating the shit out of each other. Didn't you see Mean Girls?

I hate it when you ask them where they want to go out to dinner and they say they don't care. That just means you better remember all the other places you've went and which ones she liked and what she didn't. Then order her the food she wants because she's "Not going to care" about that one either.

:x

We don't say what we mean because you're supposed to read our minds.
But you should have known that already.

That part I did know, but only because as a lad, I would often hear my frustrated father saying that to himself.

My dad always said, "Son, women.. Can't live with em, can't kill em. Now go get me a beer."

Was your dad Tom Arnold :x

no :(

But you wish he was. :(

Tom Arnold would've wanted cocaine, not beer.

i tell dudes exactly what i want and they usually run away