DEAREST WILLIE,
SHOULD I SWEAR OFF MEN AND THEN IN A HILARIOUS TURN OF EVENTS GET DRUNK, HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND, GET PREGNANT, HAVE THE BABY AND THEN MARRY DUDE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
THANKS,
KAREN

you should only do half of those things!

Willie, is it legal for someone you know, say, your parents, to make you register to vote when you don't want to or care, and use your vote so they can vote twice?

Because that doesn't sound right to me.

i'm pretty sure it isn't!

Awesome!

I'll vote for McCain just to spite them.

you should vote for mcclain instead maybe he'll do another boigah report

YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR VOTE ON EBAY!

YOU'RE NOT WILLIE :(

are you sure, he looks a awful lot like willie from here

No Willie is a short guy, broad in the shoulders but narrow at the hip. He's also got a glass eye.

well i'll be dipped

willie

why does this forum have cancer

because it sinned against our lord jesus, same reason everyone gets it

Willie,
Willie,
On the wall.
The most beautiful beard of them all.
Who shot JR?

elpila did

Dear Willie,

What was your first avatar?

i think it was a picture of me in a hat with pig ears and nose on

HEY WILLIE!

WHAT DID THE JERKS DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH?

they didnt get stabbed enough

Dear Willie:



Why does the Caged Bird Sing, and why won't that other guy tell us in the title, is he smug or something, does he just think he's the shit

Wille, do you want to go see Stella with me?

the caged bird sings because it is marking its territory or to attract a mate, idk why that needs a whole damn book it sounds like a scam to me

mabey :( i missed out on hugs last time apparently :(

hey willie, where all the ladies at? cause i am lonely and i need a lady :(

Man you only think that. BUT I'LL LET WILLIE FIELD THIS ONE SINCE IT'S HIS THREAD AND ALL.