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You should put more clues up around the internet.

No need for that. It is a very simple path. I think I am currently stalking his ex-wife. #saturdaynightforpub

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BLACKLICKULA

I forgot the link to the other brak.

I now know what an Unlawful Detainer is thanks to Tadao's past. :eek

This jackass did not help me get any closer to the truth


I don't know how you can talk about shooting a gun while sitting in front of one for 14 minutes and not shooting something with it.

Fuck that guy and his ugly yellow rag of a shirt.

Hey Canada, so is:
:rolleyes

Hahaha you found that eh? BTW I've moved Pub. Several times since that place.

Which, Pinedale or Eureka? :eek

Haha,both. :lol :dunce ;)

Went from Eureka to Pindale to Santa Cruz to San Francisco to Ventura and now I'm in Los Angeles. :lol

Lets see if anyone can catch up with all that put on a plate for them. :eek

O HAI GAIZ

I admit that was clever enough to make me :lol

Real or hijacked account?

GREAT CAESARS GHOST HE'S BACK.

Real, but the lulz are over. I've given up trying to get revenge. I've decided to grow up.

ok

Piss off.

FUCK

So this horse walked into a bar.
Bartender said "why the long face?"
Horse said "I've got cancer."

Stop fooling yourself, you were never funny. It was fun to laugh at you, but only cause you're a sad sack of shit. Not because you are a funny guy.

Oh, and I'm backing up that whole thread on my harddrive, so if it ever does get deleted, i'll just try to upload it somewhere else.

Don't worry, I'll be more than happy to cite references! <3

BACK
THAT
THREAD GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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BEEF JERKY JERK OFF

:(

WAS IT LUNG CANCER FROLM SMOKING TOO MUCH, AND WAS IT A PONY

WAS HE A LITTLE HO(A)RSE

BUDUM

*PSSSH*

And now... more cancer jokes.

WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CRABBY :(

I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.

ahahaha

idk what to tell you other than both my astronomy courses were online. i think i finally figured out how to use the starfinder by the end of the semester.

Astronomy is easy Tanuki get your head in the game

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

it's cos he wanted something a little meteor

Which star is the most easily frightened?

Arcturus, because he's always shaking in his Bootes :(

So I had this dream that I was a cop & I spot this criminal couple, I arrest the girl before trying to take down the guy. Years pass & I eventually succeed in handcuffing him to a long chain, but he starts using it to whip me. Splitting in two I manage to pin him to a wall & then walk up behind him and put the chain around his neck. I slowly choke him, but just before he dies the girl tells us that the death sentence has been commuted. I let him go, assuming he'd want to go be with the girl or something, but he jumps me and starts bashing my head against a rock. Partially stunned, I pull out my gun and kill him. Instead of wondering why I didn't just shoot him before, I curl up on the ground and weep as the girl wails. There should be a thread for dreams and stuff. See ya later, Chaps.

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

cause he caught cancer

I laughed at the cancer jokes. But I'm allowed. It's like the N word but for cancer patients.

o wait

They opened a Michael's in my town. Now I don't have to drive for an hour and a half to buy ink and paper. Now if I could just find a place that sold pen nibs.

They don't? I've never bought art supplies there but I remember the paint section not being too bad.

Surprisingly the best serious art supply store around here is Crafts 2000. Half of the store is devoted to hokey florals and basketry, but the other half is really nice professional stuff. That's where I went when I was getting ready for the gallery thing last summer.

Just fought a white-tailed spider in my bed, I caught it but it escaped, then I lost it. When I found it again it came at me and I hit it with a sock (was putting it on to protect my feet from it) then I sprayed it with pyrethrum and trapped it under a glass. Should be dead by tomorrow.

They scare me because they cause severe pain when they bite you, along with vomiting, nausea, headaches and (allegedly) necrosis.

Those are ugly buggers :(

We have yellow sac spiders here who cause similar problems with their bite. In the past few years there's been quite a surge in their population and I've found them everywhere from corners of ceilings to cat litterboxes to plants in the garden (just as I was about to pick a vegetable). They unnerve me because they're smallish and pale and it's easy to miss them.

I had this dream where Milhouse opened a fake account called Hokus Pokus Jokus with this for his avatar. He wrote a music review about the Great Milenko and gave it a -50,000 out of 5 pickle score. ICP then read his review and decided to quit music forever.

Make it so.

so it was a good dream.

It was a cream dream.

The paint section at this one is pretty good. I'm terrible at painting, but I'm going to pick up a set of cheap oils to try practicing some more. When I meant they don't sell nibs, I meant that they don't sell boxes of single kinds, just sampler sets like "Speedball Sketching set." The only place I can find multipacks of crow quills are embarassing websites that sell anime shit and are catering to those annoying I WANNA DRAW MY OWN ANIME kids.

E: MOTHERFUCKER!
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i dont get it :(

Odds are that you will :(

:(

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:lol

y'all should get in this here ventrilo, as we're chilling and conversing

barium.typefrag.com
Port 49515

I haven't used ventrilo in years and don't plan to start again anytime soon, but I don't think you were talking to me.

I was, sure

IF I TALK TO YOU WILL YOU GIVE ME ADMIN PRIVILEGES AND ALLOW ME TO GLOBALLY MUTE WHOMEVER I PLEASE AT ANYTIME I DESIRE FOR HOWEVER LONG I SEE FIT?

no, since it's not my vent

Fuck you, youtube and fearnet, for tacking this completely inappropriate ad onto sesame street clips. It took me 5 minutes to get my kid calmed down after this popped up.

That's a funny mental image.

NoScript

I griped to youtube, but their "help forum" people mainly just said that youtube should never be used by anyone under 13.

Yet, http://www.youtube.com/user/SesameStreet

If I were a tech, I would recommend that you find a youtube like service that is child specific and as youtube is a free service to the viewer, you and your child could go eat a dick.

I have a standing recommendation for you to go eat a dick.

One of the networks Sesame Street comes on should have full episodes available online, by now.

YOU CAN ALL GO EAT DICKS

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Eat dickers. :rolleyes

d. tickers

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

I've decided I don't want to be friends anymore with people that seriously wear hoodies. They're fucking stupid looking.

I like them.

Just not on 12 year olds that hang around kebab shops in packs of a dozen or more.

hi

I have two hoodies but don't wear them much because t-shirts and sweatshirts make girls with big boobs look fat.

You have to wear things that zip and v-necks and things like that, like an explanation..."No, see, it's just boobs."

There's a difference though for people who SERIOUSLY WEAR hoodies.

I guess I don't know what that means then.

Like those gangsters that roll around with their hoodies up and they have skeleton heads on the side with bling bling.

As opposed to wearing a hoodie to be warm and comfortable.

oh ok

most stores here have signs saying you can't come in with a hoodie on. One cigarette store I saw said no ski masks, which left me wondering if it was really that big of a problem.

So I had a mishap on the way to class today. I saw a car backing up into the street I was walking up, so I decided to step over a small ledge to get to class and get out of his way. However, i stumbled, slamming my elbow and my knee. It hurt like hell, and for some reason I had trouble breathing for a few minutes despite just having a few scrapes. What the hell happened? Was I in shock or something? Anybody know?

An increased flow of adrenaline might do that, but I'm talking out of my ass. Coulda been in shock. You must have a very weak tolerance for pain.

Hmm, sounds to me like you are a big wuss. Could be wrong.

Probably overanalyzed it at the time and hyperventilated a little during the self-assessment. Unless you're very fragile, in which case you might want to get checked out. Are you breathing ok now?

You could have dinged a nerve - I've done it - in either your knee or your elbow. When that happens, it can affect your autonomous functions, but usually it's only temporary.

Of course, it also could be cancer.

its lupis :doctorhosemd

BETTER CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH MY MEAT THERMOMETER.

it's called having the wind knocked out of you, it frequently happens to clumsy folks. durrr.

SO I HEAR CALIFORNIA IS GONNA BLOW UP

Yes, I have a low tolerance for pain. I'm breathing fine now. I thought you could only get the wind knocked out if you if you hit your stomach; I only hit my knee and elbow. I probably did ding a nerve. Thanks, guys.

Blow up in what way?

you know how there was that gas line explosion? well that wasn't the whole thing. there's still a bunch of it running through residential areas and the warning sign for the explosion is smelling the gas leak - which they are smelling again. they just evacuated an elementary school. if the one continues to set off it could trigger other incidents which could be disastrous.

Well if your gonna use that as an example, you might as well say the U.S.A is gonna blow up.