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This isn't 4Chan Dr. Meme

One time I was babysitting a little korean girl and her parents had rented a movie for her to watch without knowing that it contained a scary character in a white mask and she flipped out and when they got home she screamed WHITE PEOPLE ARE SCARY and that was one hell of a thing to get out of.

I really really hate OxBlood's avatar, but since he only ever posts in like one thread I guess I can't get too mad :\

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that's why i have him on ignore :( A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON IGNORE JUST BECAUSE OF AVATARS :(

I forget OxBlood's avatar. I guess I'll have to look it up.

Edit: oh. I guess anime avatars are all the same to me.

You can always just Ad Block their avatar. :rolleyes

man, fuck insomnia :(

Ambien.

yeah but being on ignore reminds me to be annoyed at the person for having a stupid avatar

i still read most of the posts people on my ignore list make anyways

Rest in peace Greg Giraldo. :tear

Holy shit, seriously? lol to the max

HAHAHAHA ARNIE OUT LIVED HIM.

Wow, didnt think I would wake up to that, lol to the Arnie comment.

Rest in Peace Tony Curtis.

I just got my very first driving citation a few minutes ago. I haven't felt this shitty since that one report card back in high school :(

6 years is a pretty good run I guess :\

Hahahahahahahaha

What was it for?

tonight i was playin some videogames at like 3 in the morning and all of a sudden i heard this SccreeeeeECHHHHHHHH from inside the house somwhere and it scared the shit out of me :(

then i looked at myfan and it was all smoking :O

Speeding on a highway at 1:30 AM

Oh, and not wearing a seatbelt, but that was after he pulled me over. I put it on when he went to his car to write me up and he just took the speakerphone and say "YEA I SAW THAT SEATBELT VIOLATION BUDDY". I just gave him a thumbs up cause he was taking forever and I wanted to go home.

The last two tickets I got were for going 50 on the on ramp. :(

AND WHY DO COPS HAVE TO BE DICKHEADS. I KNOW I WAS SPEEDING JUST GIVE ME MY TICKET YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT. AND STOP YELLING AT ME IT'S 1:30AM THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY OTHER CARS MAKING NOISE.

EVEN WHEN I ASK A COP FOR DIRECTIONS, THEY'RE ALWAYS DICKS TO ME. "Excuse me officer I'm not familiar with this area. I'm looking for such and such place." "YEA WHATEVER IT'S OVER THERE FUCKHEAD LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN GO BACK TO STANDING HERE OKAY."

In retrospect, I don't think he called me fuckhead, but it was something along those lines :(

i need ichat friends

is this forum slowing down or am i just visiting more often?

what do you guys do all day for amusement??

Bad times.

lol, really? What jerks.

Work.

Masturbate

Make deposits in the Spank Bank.

man :( i was watching cnn while i was doing schoolwork and they were talking about this open-source study project and i thought it sounded neat so i googled it and registered to it. a second later they pull up the website on that big giant screen and i am the latest member and my name/email is right there at the top and the cnn guy has his elbow up to it :( :( :(

i feel so violated :(

Now you're famous!

i always hoped to be remembered as the girl that just joined the MIT calculus group

boys should get maternity leave also

i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out

My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.

WTF are you complaining about? Stay in Canada if it's so fucking great.

Oh hey guys, I entered another country and broke a law, and the the officer had the nerve to explain to me why it was a dangerous thing to do, even though he has to pull the dead bodies off the road when they hit a moose at high speeds. Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.

They already do.

Only MEN get it. You can get FMLA but you don't get paid. :(

I'd vote for you if you were a politician.

lol, what a privelage.

smokin' realism up in this bitch

Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.

I thought it was pretty cool myself, although the fine kinda sucked to pay, the Canadian dollar was really shitty at the time in comparison to the American one.

:goodoledays

No, what you did was complain that a U.S. trooper schooled you on something any dumb ass from Canada should have already known. Since you were so fucking embarrassed by your idiocy, you then changed the story into how he was a major asshole. It's ok though, I hope you hate Americans cause that would keep you fagots on your side of the border.

I feel like this website has turned into an internet old folk's home in the last year or so

Yeah, there are still some ornery residents, but everyone regards them as harmless.

Tadao hits me sometimes.

Are Shonen Knife worth going to see?

Shows your moves, Q-Ball!

GO Q-BALL! GO Q-BALL! GO Q-BALL!

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They used to be. I doubt it now though. The last album I heard lost all energy.

I'm debating whether or not to go see them tonight. Trying to save money, going to see the Gorillaz on wednesday.

Hey, guys. It's my unbirthday today.

I'm gonna be 20 this month.

I, too, will be part of the I-Mockery Old Folks club.

AGEIST FUCK

IN OTHER NEWS



NEW ALBUM :rock

The people who invented internet trolling are now old. Don't worry GW, I'm sure your group will be known for something one day.

Responsible for the resurgence in lung cancer deaths.

and shoe gazing

I wasn't made for this people, man

I know, you have talent and you like to branch out and have new experiences while not giving a shit about what w think. It's like you are your own person. If that generation is gonna account for anything, it will be because of people like. Pic of your penis pls.

No Americans are all good, and I cannot keep on my side of the border because of my weakness for good ole American Cheese. Mmm Mmm good.

Cheddar is better anyway.

If I get a bolt in my cock, you guys'll be the first to see it. Otherwise, there's nothing particularly special about it worthy of taking a picture.

I've been eating a lot of pepper jack. :yum

I don't think I have ever had pepper jack is there a certain brand thats worth a taste over another? Is it really spicy or just have a hint a jalapeno peppers? I really like cheese.

Different brands have different levels of heat. I usually just get the one at Costco. I think it's Tillamook. I buy it in bricks and slice it myself, so I don't have the label handy. I've never had a bad pepper jack though. Makes a great casadia.

you mean quesadilla?

I got some smoked pepper jack from Jungle Jim's yesterday and that shit is divine.

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funny how some people i know pronounce that as kwe-sah-dill-ah

Key-sah-dill-ah?

keh-suh-dee-yah

Ah.

well some pronounce the 'dee' as 'dill'. I kinda lol inside when that happens~

I love your new look, wiffels.

It is pretty good. Can I be bothered making a Halloween avatar? No.

Why would someone friend me on Facebook, no message given, no friends in common, and expect me to accept it?

because you have compassionate understanding eyes and this person just knew they had to get to know you and that you would inevitably accept such an invitation due to the aforementioned compassion

dudeeee is it just me or does it seem way too early to be having midterms? :(

I'm not yet. What planet are you on?

Middle school has midterms early.

Monterry Jack

Quiz-A-Dill-A :rolleyes

Ive been using the same ava sig combo for quite some time now. Just dusted it for teh halloween =P

I feel like the hamster would eat its way through before halloween is here.

I'm thinking of taking up mushrooms.

FUCK COLLEGE.

My parents don't understand me and are squares.

I wpoke up today with a good idea but I think people will think it too morbid for its own good.

I told you, it's ok to jack off to your grandmas funeral picture.

There is a spider in the hallway so big that I am hesitating to approach it. That's really saying something, when I'm iffy around a spider.

the Willy Wonka rifftrax is definitely the best one

For the first time to my knowledge (as far back as I can remember 25-30years) we have a seasonal Halloween store, awesome! But as I was making a purchase yesterday the lady who is running or leasing the store informed me the city has sent her numerous fines such as too much signage. I leave on in a small town on the outskirts if the city and have to admit the city tends to be behind the times. I was excited when we had our first zombie walk last year and it is now annual with our second coming in a couple weeks.

It would be a shame if this is the first and last year for a while that we have one of these great stores to shop in, the woman running it says she is going to wait to see if the store made enough profits after fines to determine her interest in opening it again next year.

That sucks. I'm lucky to live near a year-round Halloween place.

Catch the spider and keep it for a pet!

You can't trust spiders just kill it from a distance. Just KILL it.

Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.

I mentioned that spiders are descendants of Cthulhu's poker buddy, right?

Goddamnit, I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Why can I not sleep right now.