I wish I had a photo from Halloween 1993 :( I was an au pair for a family with 13 kids and for whatever reason I decided to dress as a nun. Really stupid idea. Everyone had seen the kids running around in their Catholic-school uniforms and thought I was really a nun taking them around trick-or-treating, I guess I looked realistically frumpy enough. So all night I got, "It's so nice of you to be taking them out tonight, Sister."

I was freakin' 16 years old, so I must have looked old forever.

How cute, we ARE afraid what others think of us.Well Hocus Pocus lets hide like rats ! It's a pathetic way to spam poor Rog's Thread.

Is there some sort of contest for most inscrutable post that I'm not aware of?

Well Hocus Pocus, Kitsa, maybe if you paid more attention!

Happy 9-11 from an angry looking bearded fucker.

What happened to you man, you look like you couldn't even scare away children anymore. Are you feeling all right

I still scare children off of my lawn just fine. Although I accidentally shaved off half of my beard because I thought the razor blocking thing was on. So now I'm having to grow the whole thing back.

I got my Halloween Pixel Poster in today! :halloween2

I see Mothman

Ha ha, I was just about to post that in the Mothman thread. :halloween2

He would have been scarier irl if his eyes were just two giant red pixels

hello everyone

I usually do have a stache, but I wanted to wait until I shed enough weight to were I wouldn't look like some kind of hopped up rent-a-cop.

Also my facial hair grows in all blond and brown and I have to dye it so it doesn't look like my lips have trichomes and for some reason the brush-in "Just-For-Men" gel burns the fuck out of my lips and I have to get hammered to do it.

EDIT: I WANT ZORG HAIR NO FAIR

damn rez, no more adrian grenier lookin at all

This place again.

I cosplayed as Waluigi at San Diego Comic-Con this year--you might have seen me in Roger's gallery--hence the avatar. I have a gallery on ImageShack myself.

http://imageshack.us/g/708/dscf0045u.jpg/

I even already scored badges to next year's Comic-Con and have already start putting together next year's cosplay. It's much too early to tell you what it will be.

Cosplay can be mad srs business, as I've come to find out. Expensive stuff, that, if you're willing to go that far.

Making pretend costs too much.

Unless you are a bitch with big titties.

my operation is pretty far off

we laugh, we cry, we cut our hair and grow a beard and hide in the shower and bruise ourselves

:love growing uuuuup :love

NO LONGER A FATTIE
It's weird to me that my face has a shape now.

Just added this to my collection

I want to go back in time and mug a kid for that thing.