:pagebrak

Tadao is taunting me with his postcount. I'm here to suck on his e-peen.

Oh come on, Rog. Only some of us were saying that it was rad. >:

Then make the topic: FORECASTS FOR NEXT QUARTER

I knew that showing you my post count would get you to stop working and bring the sexy back.

It seems I care a great deal about post counts. They are pretty important, guys. :eek

[1000 posts of eek faces]

The cowboy song thread has been on the same page for a year. :eek

Gus spoiled it. What a homo.

..

If you read the thread, I think I've done just as bad things. Worse even. I am a crime.

If you can't stay in character, why bother being one?

:eek


:edit

Send me a picture of your dick and I'll give you more character than you can handle. :eek

You can always ask Asila for that.

fuck the cowboy song thread

I did, she said it was too special and dear to her heart to share. :wank

:goth

Is this place not flooded with Asspies any more? :confused

It is just that there are only three mentions of Minecraft on the board (four now, I guess).

It being Asspie catnip or some shit.

I play the hell out of that game. :eek

All the real gamers are all playing that New Vegas thing. :conspiracy

So I was looking for some autistic dick to put in my mouth. :eek

Tasty, tasty dick. :yum

:pagebrak

I have traits of aspergers and I need human touch.

I'm sure the real Asspies don't mention their illness, but yeah, we have a few who are asking for special attention.

Yeah, look for the ones trying to be random with monkey ninjas and cheese.

I'm just saying... I'm loving the halloween avatars :halloween2

I need to redo the sig. It has no blood.

Some ZOMBIeS ARE NEAT FREAKS

BLOOOOOOOD

MLE, I am worried that your sig pic is hotter to me with the blood. :eek

and exposed ribs. :p

Fathom, thanks for noticing :>

Pub, It kind of worries me that it doesn't worry me.

I'll just leave these here.







No stealing unless it has your name on it.

I need to prepare for Thanksgiving. I don't think it will be easy finding a TG Bun Bun.

MLE you are amazing :)

I know, right!

I was trying to change my sig (unsuccessfully) into Dracula, but this is better.

I'll see if I can do something for your sig :>

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

<3

you's a doll

Thank you, MLE! :)

Sorry for being queer in my sleep. :x

All fondling your bottom and sucking your cock with my inattention. :orgasm

Juggling your balls by not responding. :yum

:pagebrak

:) @ MLE.

In other news, RIP Bob Guccione. We'll always have Caligula...first historical drama I've ever had to go into the porno room to rent.

Did you delve deeply into historical drama porn after that? :eek

Do you have a list? :eek

Or maybe pics of you watching it? :orgasm

...sans clothes? :wank

I didn't know it was a documentary.

There is a documentary of Kitsa watching Caligula?

Caligula is everything that is wonderful about film and I love the hell out of it. And I didn't do any of your pansy internet stuff to get it, this was back in the day when you had to go to the video store and walk into the back room with the surreptitious wankers to get that big old clunky VHS.

Malcolm McDowell fisting a man on his honeymoon? Check.

Helen Mirren playing the biggest whore in Rome? Check.

A giant WALL OF DECAPITATION that never really existed but was an excellent idea nonetheless? Check.

Peter O'Toole supervising a swimming pool of naked young boys? Check.

I mean, this movie is so hardcore they found an actual woman in labor for the birth scene and filmed that. What's not to love?

I would watch Kitsa watching it. Love the Lawn mower decap too.

Now I want to review Caligula.

Kitsa should do a series of MST3K style reviews of porn and porn like films.

FEMALIEN 2!!!

Also, Love the leaders face.

I was the least happy with Pub's avatar to begin with, but now that I see the effect of post after post, I think it's the one I like best.

I was looking at the currently online thing at the bottom of the forum and I noticed a + sign next to my scree-name. I was wondering what that means?

It means you friended yourself or something.

that movie sucked, kitsa

you sucked

i do suck but so did that movie ;(

It's not for everyone, I guess. I'm fairly sure we don't have the same taste in film.

i just thought it was boring. :/

too many little boys and not enough little girls eh?

I'd like to see Danny & Kitsa review movies

...naked. :orgasm

:pagebrak

As long as they're young and tight I don't see there being complaints. :eek

:tear

I like the avatar a lot. :) :love :rock

I looks fabulous on you. :gay

I bet you would. ;) :yum :eek

I hope your image of a fantasy-friendly Kitsa holds well for you, because I assure you it's not the reality.

You are underestimating the perversity of my fetishes. :(

The picture... Well, it was unrelated when I opened the thread to post it. :x

From today's Ask Prudence:

Dear Prudie,
I am a 30-year-old woman who has been dating a lovely man for three months. He's smart, funny, cute, and kind. I've felt so lucky to have found him. Here's the problem: We recently became intimate for the first time, and he is, unfortunately, very poorly endowed—so small that I did some Google searching and think he might have a micropenis. I believe that sex is crucial to a relationship, and the thought of having a (potentially lifelong) relationship without an active sex life scares me. When you can't feel anything during the act, that's a problem. I know that there are other options in the bedroom, but I get pleasure by doing it the old-fashioned way. I feel awful about this—it's obviously something that he can't help, and it slays me that the universe would be so unjust to such a wonderful person. I'm conflicted. I see a potential future with him in every other way, but how do I deal with this? Do women who marry very poorly endowed men end up regretting it? If I let him go, what should I tell him that won't absolutely crush him?
—A Little Problem
Dear Little,
Your wonderful guy was cruelly shafted, and it's sad to think that a relationship that seemed to have everything may be doomed because of a teeny-weeny problem. I once published a letter from a woman whose boyfriend had also gotten the short end of the stick—although perhaps not quite so drastically as yours—and in response I heard from several women who said they were initially very disappointed by their beloved's under-endowment and wondered whether it was a relationship killer. But they liked the guy so much that they stuck with it and said they eventually "adjusted" and came to find their sex lives fulfilling. The only way you can find out whether this can be true for you is to try again—but if the thought fills you with dread and despair, you pretty much have your answer as to whether you can continue this relationship. If you do give your intimacy another go, despite your love of "the old-fashioned way," this would be a good time to expand your repertoire. However, if each encounter leaves you feeling a void, then your frustration will ultimately kill the good parts of your relationship. If you let him go, you will be telling him the truth if you say he's one of the finest men you've ever known, but you two just don't have any chemistry in bed. And if that happens, I have a somewhat hopeful note for your man. I, too, Googled micropenis, and I had a shock of recognition when I saw the first image. There was a gentleman just like that at the nudist resort I recently wrote about. Every time I saw him, he was holding hands with his wife, who seemed blissfully happy to be with her little big man.
—Prudie

lol

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Close to home, Dimmy?

:lol I just heard about that.

:confused

:picklehat

Turtle Van! :eek

That is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen. It's definitely the greatest automobile I have ever seen.

I always notice the coolest stuff from this place when I have no money.

http://www.fright-rags.com/popcorn-p-298.html

My sig rules!

And if it were to drool; it would drool blood, which rules. :eek

One of my co-workers said another ape went on a rampage and attacked some people a few minutes before you posted that.