:pagebrak

"Her says it may giver an idea of what's happening under ground and the status of the mine."

From them that is actually a minor (;)) error. :eek

This is why I get away with being in the industry. Such low standards. :picklehat

WHO WANTS COOKIES

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Willie is the nicest guy here. :)

A second massive explosion has rocked the mine. Those at the scene say there is now no hope of the miners surviving. Esuohlim, when asked for a comment, pissed on the reporter because he is a such a tough guy.

i blame that fucking robot

I saw a split infinitive on the cover of a magazine the other day and got all indignant.

I give you the latest marvel of science!

It seems strange that it took this long to come up with that :(

PARASCOPING NAture OF KNOWLEDGE :rolleyes

W/E KAHLJORN THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SUBMARINES :rolleyes :rolleyes

'MEMBER THIS?

I almost have the entire "Rockstar" deck, I'm just missing Autoerotic Deathsphyxiation and the ultra-rare Kurt Cobain version of the Shotgun Mouthwash card, if anyone has either one I'm willing to trade two Invading Russia cards and an Employ Lu Bu from the Political History deck for it

DON'T YOU MEAN A MINER ERROR

Happy Thanksgiving fellow mockers!

You deserve to be PUNished. :eek

Another day, another white shirt.

HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

Hydrothermal Vents

:( That burger looks so good.

Happy thanksgiving bitches. Also happy canadian thanksgiving already.

Sponge Bob Theory

Watch his legs go! :eek

Guys, Doopa totally spoke to me on Twitter one time. Seriously. :eek :love :wank

Happy Thanksgiving, pub. Do me a favor and eat a large fowl of your choice.

Happy Feast of Boris. I'll eat the world renowned Not-A-Goose. :unamerican :vegan

This asshole I know got a motorcycle recently. I don't hope he dies. I don't wish that on anybody. But if he becomes a vegetable, so be it. The world'd probably be better off, who knows?

well but if he dies the right way it means some father of three gets to live a few more years though right

maybe hoping he dies isn't such a terrible thing?

I used to know a man who got a motorcycle and died on his way home from the dealership, with his family in the car behind him seeing the whole thing. He was overconfident and skidded on some gravel. At the hospital where I used to work, they called them "donorcycles". :(

Donorcycles, nice.


I wish people dead every day of my life, and if it ever came true then I would do it even more.

I second this.

What? You have donairs there? I thought you guys mainly had, like, gyros and shit there. There's probably hundreds of donair shops in Edmonton.

very delishis when you can find them. there're one or two Turkish places around here.

My left wrist is hurting like a mofo. I suspect it's tendonitis.

The main problem here is that I'm left-handed :(

TOO MUCH JACKING OFF.

I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO RIGHT-HAND.

lol my post in SS about starting a new thread to bet on who gets banned got HELLA deleted

NO NEGATIVITY ALLOWED IN SECRET SANTA!

I've got money on Babs, he looks broke as fuck and seems to have family crises during the holidays.

im gonna be kahljorn today

;/

:eek

another day, another story from jeanette x regarding the abortive bodily functions of her failing body

I'm not even CLICKING on that one. remember the one where she described how her vagina began leaking blood onto her "favorite" dildo and asked for advice

and it astounds me that this is "ANOTHER bowel story". how many of the goddamned things have there BEEN

delishis

I waiting for the saga to be complete before i get them on blu-ray. ;)

Don't you mean BROWN-ray :lol

That was fucking terrible, how dare you

I WANNA KEEP YOU WARM

page cack

man, use a spoiler or some shit.

:posh

WRONG THREAD

I was rereading some old threads and the stuff by Gadzooks made me laugh the most

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY

Yay. :) Spambots are finally finding their way in here.

:posh

The sad thing is that in order to do this I had to stare at his nipples for like 10 minutes.

Plus doomed this thread to have that posted every page from now on. Good job, Kitsa. :)

I do what I can.

I have a feeling you will live to regret that Kitsa. :lol

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

yes, this is exactly what i want people to see on my computer when i'm at work

It's the last thing most people see before the knock out gas kicks in.

My logic is that they can see it's a single isolated image.
If you had 300 visits per week to www.ugly-man-nipples.tv, then they'd have reason to be worried.

Needs more nipple pinching. :(

awww dude, that'd be badical

Guys wishing to impress chicks for ultracheaps:

http://www.shopko.com/detail/10cttw-...ngs/17872/0000

You're welcome.

http://www.shopko.com/detail/sara-pe...ger/12484/0000

you know

men don't have sex toys at brookstone

Thank you, Kitsa! :picklehat

But it makes me look like a burn victim.

I love the look of despair right at the end, as if he's just realized what he's done. :lol

You could use a little color. :)

burn victim?

Your abdomen was difficult as hell to clonestamp btw

THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES

True story. If you don't cough up then I have to come get them and no one likes that.

INVASION OF THE PENIS SNATCHER

Not so much snatch as lick and suck.

well you gotta snatch it FIRST if it's being uncooperative

i dont understand what anybody says on this message board any more :(

No one that posts here now is worth piss.

Why the good Christ do we keep coming back, my sexy friend?

There are few men I have found that pull away from licks and sucks.

It might be just that my snatches are so vice-like though.

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS

No one likes their junk squeezed all to hell.

Dude, I am making no sense. You should just calm down and photograph your penis for the weird man.

GIVE ME MONEY FIRST

ONLY TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN PICTURE OF A PENIS

wait a minute...that's actually what you look like?
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I'll do it for 6 pints of Guinness.

I would do it for a pm saying you wanted to see it. :(

Yes. Hot, right? :orgasm


[picture of publover in his underpants]

The first one didn't cost that much. :(