wait a minute - is it you, or the zero? or are you REALLY Ms. Palin??

I'm not posting in this thread anymore if that keeps popping up.

Yay for little boy knuckles rubbing my thirty year old dick (pics on demand).

I wish I was Ms. Palin offering you pics of her dick. God, that is hot. :yum

Kitsa! Look what you have done! You have offended the Tasmanian ambassador! :eek

I can think of a way that I'd forgive him. :orgasm :yum :eek

You're licking the wrong tentpole if you think I'll be stopping posting anytime soon, Silly McCannotRead.

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives…and to the “good life”, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be." - Hunter S. Thompson

His contribution is the pride and joy of my I-Mockery Penis Folder. ;)

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that was a sampler penis ;/

It was very enticing. Everyone here should drop the 2 C-notes to see more of your 12-inches.

ok, i totally got none of that

PS3 died today after I was already having a shitty day/week/month. I feel like I should be angry, but I simply don't have any emotion left to spend it on hardware.

At least you're fit & sexy, Mister Y. :love

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well that sure as hell wasn't sexy : (

I didn't offend the Tasmanian ambassador. I provided material with which you offended the Tasmanian ambassador. Creative commons and whatnot.

I'm filing a complaint at the embassy. Mark my words.

I wish I had the self-control to stop offending him. :eek

So I'm applying for a government job in immigration, and the application process is grueling.

Describe a situation that demonstrates your ability to work alongside colleagues who may hold differing and diverse cultural beliefs and/or personal values.

In your answer, please ensure you address the following:
What was the situation and what was your role?
Who were the colleagues you were working with?
In what way did their beliefs and/or values differ?
How did you ensure that you were able to create a positive working relationship with each of your colleagues?

Who were the colleagues? Do they really need to know? Are they going to check up on them? Basically they want me to say that 'despite John being a Nazi, I was able to put that behind us and really get stuck into the portfolios that needed doing'.


Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems.

Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. A different example this time.

Provide yet another example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. You had better not be making these up.

what was your practical solution for that huntsman spider on the greenery you were showing us earlier?

The last time I was attacked by a spider was a few days ago when I was getting out of the shower. After I came too, I decided that the practical solution to encountering a spider of any kind is to deal death to it in the quickest time possible. Using my skill with a cricket bat, I parried it's clumsy advances and countered back with deft strokes, incapacitating it in a short time, and then finishing it off within the next few minutes. This was a good outcome since I was alive and it was dead, unable to breed and create potentially hundreds more spiders.

I would definitely use that anecdote on the application.

I'm redheaded and part Jewish. You know me, does that help you?

I am only allowed to put people in a work related supervisory role as referees! I had to change my resume to not include all my friends.

I love you Zhukov.

Man, opening up the page to FZ nipples in a public place ain't cool :(

i dunno if potential employers know you enjoy spending your free time on i-mockery. Woah, the state of the world

Agreed. It would be a picture for everybody anyway

HEY GUYS ON A SCALE OF ONE TO GAY HOW LAME IS IT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT TO DINNER ON FACEBOOK CHAT?

This chick was all "oh here's my number! Take it and call me and we'll go out sometime" but then was all "oh but I lost my phone so just hit me up on facebook". I'm pretty sure that was so I don't call her though :(
edit: she said "yes" so I guess it was probably only a "9 out of gay".

It's just the new thing. I've made dates like dat, yo.

IF IT'S A DATE WITH A LADY IT'S NOT GAY AT ALL.

AS LONG AS YOU GET BALLS DEEP IN IT.

get all up in that shit like crabs

"balls deep"..."with a lady"..."not gay at all"..."crabs"...gotcha. Thanks guys!!! :):):):)

She told me she's getting her phone that day so she's gonna call me when she gets it so I can pick her up. But she told me to text her my number even though she lost her phone.

I'm probably gonna be alone on Friday. NOW I'LL NEVER GET BALLS DEEP IN CRABS. :(:(:(:(:(:(

I JUST HOPE YOU GET TO TICKLE SOME MINGE.

Play her some Soul Coughing. The ladies'll think you're deep or something.

did you guys know, there is ONE COOKIE SLOT left

unless you want to FORCE sam or tadao to take it, the poor devils

EXCUSE ME I DIDN'T GET A DEGREE IN FINE ART AND GRAPHIC DESIGN FOR NOTHING. I'M ALREADY PRETTY MUCH DEEPER AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE.

In retrospect, she probably isn't my type. Her listed religious view is "Kim Kardashian"...

Dude, maybe she has a big Kardashian ass. Look for the good things in a woman, or be lonely. W/E

Pumpkin pie for breakfast, fuck yeah

Breakfast at 12:15pm, fuck yeah

MAEBY SHE LIKES VIDEO GAMS :(

I made fried rice at nine.



Goth fried rice.

Has anyone here had their wisdom teeth taken out? I'm having all four taken out on Monday.

Mine haven't affected the rest of my mouth, so I haven't needed to. Yet.

:pagedylan

I forgot about that. Bugger. :peeved

:lol What loser is trying to get into my newgrounds account?

NO SIR NOT YET

BUT I HEAR IT'S AWFUL

AND YOU CAN'T SUCK DICKS FOR THREE WEEKS :tear

I need to have my wisdom teeth taken out but I'm having a kid instead. I have 7 wisdom teeth.

I had mine taken out years ago. They pumped me full of demerol and I had a great time.

I heard that is where you stored your cock pictures. :yum

Close, it was a virtual reality game where you get to see what it's like to put your mouth around my cock.

I've never heard children being referred to as a pain killer... usually a headache-maker.

Now I am rich at last. But what to spend the money on....

Euros are about as useful as confederate money.

:lol

I got another turkish e-mail from Badoo. I am confused. :(

I have. I could eat fine the day after and everything was wonderful.

I have and I was in terrible pain for a month.

I still have all my wisdom teeth, but I had both lower 12-year molars removed because they were so radiation-kerfuckered. I had a valium-versed drip and I don't remember a damned thing. They put the IV in and it was like one blink of an eye later and I was being escorted out the special woozy-patient door. Seriously, the procedure part was a total blank. I was so thrilled with this that I sent the office a gift basket.

I don't remember any especial pain but trying to remember to not drink out of a straw was kind of a pain in the ass.

i got my lower wisdom teeth still

going in for a root canal monday, though

although i hear it's not as bad as it's rumored to be anymore

Wisdom teeth are the work of the devil! Get it? Evolution = devil! XP

The doctor I went to said that the surgery would only be an hour.

I had my wisdom teeth out all at the same time. I opted for general anesthesia. I didn't want to be awake for the process. It was painful when the numbing agent wore off. I didn't get any heavy duty pain killers. I had my surgery done in a dental school because I didn't have dental insurance. They only let the professors operate so no problems there. However, the Tylenol prescribed was not enough to ease the pain. I was taking lots of Tylenol and popping penicillin plus using ice packs off and on. Applesauce was my best friend.

The pain was bad in the first few days then eased up. About a week to get over it all. Thankfully I didn't haven't complications like a dry socket.

The most common complication is a dry socket.

(EDITED) Description/Explanation taken from Colgate's website: A dry socket occurs when a blood clot doesn’t form in the hole or the blood clot prematurely breaks off or breaks down. In a dry socket, the underlying bone is exposed to air and food. This can be very painful and can cause a bad odor or taste. A dry socket needs to be treated with a medicated dressing to stop the pain and encourage the area to heal.

My husband got one of these. He was complaining of the pain for a while.

Sounds about right. Did he say what he would give you for the surgery?

Yes, many years ago, back when it was a 2 day hospital stay. All 4 at once. I didn't experience any major issues, and advances in anaesthesia should make it even less of a pain in the butt.

Luck to you.

I had my x-rays done about 3 weeks ago and I forgot what he said but I remember him running down a list of options. I'll definitely take whatever will make me the calmest and hopefully least painful. Hopefully the 4 day space between the surgery won't screw me up too bad to miss work that weekend.

Thanks for the well wishes everyone.

If dimerol is an option I would highly suggest you take it. When you wake up the next day you will want to do it again. :)

Not really. I just was too lazy to edit the info I copied from Colgate's website to explain dry socket. It is good to know because they didn't even tell me about that complication. I learned of it because my hubby went through it.

I had it, too. Though I had two dry sockets at once.

So wait, was the exceptional discovery the black hole or the arsenic life forms?

Because one was revealed three weeks later, but is WAY more exceptional >:

Not actually found like that. It was created.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/03/sc...er=rss&emc=rss

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...755781713.html

This may well be one of the most bizarre craigslist postings I've ever read, and that's saying something.

My date stood me up! :)
I'm angry, yet relieved!

Then I learned that drinking alone isn't fun. So I went to Barnes and Nobel and worked on some sketches instead.

:lol
That's incredible. For some reason I didn't expect him to be an MJ impersonator. Boy do I feel silly.

I google mapped how to get from China to Japan and it says to take a jet ski.

I remember seeing this somewhere a while back... Also did my house to england or something and it was like "swim 2, 502 miles" or whatever. But that was a couple years back.

MLE hinted this already (cant see her article), but this discovery isn't really all that exceptional - at least not in the manner it's being represented. there seems to be some sort of misconception going around that this microorganism is in someway alien, which it is not. the discovery also isn't of the organism itself, it's of what the organism is capable of doing. the idea behind the study was basically that the scientists could culture this bacteria, isolate it and manipulate it in order to prove a point. the point was that life could exist under conditions that are different than what we previously thought.

basically, we search for alien life by seeking out the conditions that we know can support life and we deduct the candidates that do not foster these conditions. so, by expanding the conditions we've also expanded our search. that was the only alien/space relation! i don't find it all that exciting personally, all we've done is broaden a search that was already huge to begin with. which isn't exactly getting us closer.

& back to the original point, this is just as disappointing as the other news release and the trend is getting annoying. NASA is purposefully irresponsible with adjectives in order to attract interest/attention.

It wouldn't give me directions to anywhere in europe at all >:

It did give me intricate details about getting to New Zealand though including taking a Kayak from california to hawaii. Then kayaking again from hawaii to Japan.

I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about for a while there. :lol

NASA is such a slut.

yes and i haven't even told you about those special favors they've been giving away in private in exchange for monetary funds :(

has anybody here besides sam changed their birth name?

fuck unicorns

I have.

SAM TEH GRAY FURBY

Look at this detail though

So Colonel, you gonna answer this?

I WAS ONCE A HOT HOLIDAY ITEM, LIKE TICKLE ME ESUOHLIM AND MIGHTY MORPHIN TADAO RANGERS.

Let me think ... no.

NASA is such a slut = Santa Claus sushi

Merry Christmas

Guise does the top banner look...off to anybody else?
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lol

haha