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I was gonna make another joke about your drug of choice being meth instead of alcohol, until I re-read this and realized that it made no damn sense whatsoever, on multiple levels


Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

And what does that say about me as a person

It says file this under delicious is what it says

For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes

Alcohol is for losers.

When I find a new job, I'm going to see if I can hire an opera singer guy to belt out 'I QUIT' at the top of his lungs to my boss for me.

I'MA LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YOU, BOY

Whiskey and whiskey is distilled, numbnuts; I insist on referring to Jim Beam as fermented because it is, in actuality, fermented piss, and I quite obviously don't drink it, seeing as how I made fun of it. CAN YOU READ DER ENGRISH

Yes please, double neat, I'll be right over.

Nice character you got there.

Not mine. Also I did not know that about Whiskey. :(

Also I never really read your posts about it, I just wanted to get you red faced. BUT IT BACK FIRED AND NOW YOUR ALL SUPERIOR.

I'm ALWAYS superior, that's why I usually have to get a new girlfriend every six months :( :lol :tear

THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

Better than every 9 months.
amiright?

Damn straight. Out of sight, out of mind. FOOLPROOF PLAN

Lucky gal. :eek

side order of magic fingers :eek

I love you guys. :lol

Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)(DUH)http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/g...mmy-penis.html

THE GUMMY SO GOOD, I PUT MY NAME ON IT

That looks like it'd be used as by pissed off housewives to pracice their revenge... :eek

Shades of "The War of the Roses". :chatter

Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek

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I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:

Man, fuck you. Bring back MAD LIBS >:.

You haven't been on. I figured you were getting a really long Dimjob.

speaking of Scots, just bought a bottle of Scotch ( Glenmorangie ), gonna celebrate nothing at all for no good reason. got a bottle of Blanton's too, been waitin' a while for that one.

Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

I haven't had a drink since the 2nd week of january. I hate shopping now and going by the beer isle and seeing all my old friends. PBR, Yuengling, Molson....Magic Hat I miss you most of all. You never let me down. :tear

Sounds like you had some shitty friends there.

I can't remember the others. Its been so long.

I bet it was something a hipster would drink.

Like Lucky Lager.

YAY Pub Lover survived the earthquake :)

I quit smoking pot 2 weeks ago, I was ripped off, the guy that was supposed to get the weed ended up in jail, money is gone >:

That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

Yay El Pila is still alive. :)

What the fuck is lucky lager?

Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.

This is the only friend you need 10k.




...maybe some limes too.

Hope it's not minimum wage, I just read it's pretty low.

The cat is your brain, you see

It helps when you understand that metaphor is a thing

We don't have Lucky Lager here. I have an 18 pack of guinness cans sitting next to my fridge. Glaring at me.

Damn, I'd of thought this was obvious, but what do you know. Don't worry, I'll explain it, A metaphor is not automatically good just because it is, in fact, a metaphor.




HOLY SHIT BRAINS JUST EXPLODED

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It's all so crazy, man

thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website

things are things that are unless they're things that aren't or if they're not even things

YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE. EVERYTHING MAKE SENSE OKAY?

So GG, what're you up to? Drawn anything badass lately?

TONS of shit for this art college. A stylized portrait of Hunter S. Thompson is coming out particularly sick right now, after multiple attempts. Took a while to nail down exactly what I wanted to do with it.

I'm in school from 10 in the morning to 6 at night on monday, 10-2 tuesday and wednesday, followed by work from 2:30 to 10 pm, school 9 am to 9 pm on thursday. Plus time for homework and personal cartoons on those days, so I only get about 10, 12 hours of sleep monday-thursday, CRASH thursday night, sleep till 10 or sometimes 1:00 on friday, then work 2:30 to 11 pm friday and saturday, 4 to 10 on sundays.

so, after a long hiatus here, it's suddenly hard to get together with friends and I'm back to trawling around netflix and I-Mockery during a lot of my down time

I'm at school from 8 to 9pm Monday thru Wednesday. I've got a couple hour breaks, but I've packed it in, to my misfortune. Then it's just a couple classes on Thursday and Friday and I'm set.

:skoolbtchin

I made my schedule that way mainly because of the photography class that I really wanted to take and the fact that it's only available at one time and it's in the late evening. Urgh. Nigga's gotta eat. I love the stuff, though.

This semester's put the kibosh on writing for... leisure, which really sucks. I WANNA COLLAB WITH YOU SO HARD.

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I don't do page breaks, mang

I WISH I had breaks on the long school days... still, it's good that I could pack it in, the school tuition runs at a flat rate per semester, and I basically hacked off and arm and a leg to pay for my tuition, on top of the FAFSA and scholarships and loans. I don't understand why the fuck I have to include my parents financial info on the FAFSA when the most they can help me with is $250 per month.

Honestly, considering that I'm at school and working full-time, with an intense work and study load, and STILL able to finish two full-page cartoons a week? It can be done, if you DO write anything you want illustrated, and you get a website together, I'll work on it for free.

Miami Vice AND Talisker 10yo, fuck yeah :rock

Playing a d20 modern game with friends and Old Rasputin Imperial Stout. :hasfriends

BTW what are you going to do with the 10 year old?

Happy Birthday WhiteRat

^^^ what he said. Where've you been, bro'?

Muchos thankos, T & D. I'm still around and I still lurk here from time to time. In my advanced age I have been spending more time on college football message boards and less on I-Mock although I would like that to change. So all you gasbags should start posting some funny stuff like Juttin's dad dying or those embarrassing photo sets of Milhouse and his 50's car salesman haircut he had taken at K-Mart a few years back. Only then may I rise up once again to reclaim my throne that sits atop the mountain of mediocrity.

We need to make some I-M Forum trading cards. WhiteRat would have to catch them all.




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I'm numbah one

We could all get on webcam and argue about who ha the coolest cards, while our lives slowly rot away.
Along with our bank accounts. I never realized when I was eight how fucking expensive that hobby was.

I love spammer non-sequiturs.

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

No one's going to listen, of course. Enjoy the irritating visual clutter! Bonus points if someone quotes the whole damn thing, I'm not quite enough of a dickbag to do that

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I'll see those and raise you these

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I listened to them. :eek

Gus' ones, I mean. :eek

I'll give Dylan's ones a listen in a few hours. :eek

I liked the Trampled By Turtles, Chrome Division & UFO tracks. :eek

Larry Garner made me smile with the Tupac reciting. :eek

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Oh snap

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That sounds delicious. How is it?

I liked the Fever Ray, Akira The Don & Phillip Glass tracks. :eek

I'm all in





OFWGKTA

You really wanted us to know you were there with some girls. Don't worry, we believe you can dream about hanging out with girls. :eek

and himself apparently

Mr. Kitsa accidentally incinerated about a pound of curry leaves in our kitchen. The stench is unimaginable.

I-Mockery Chat (It Stinks!)

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Babs are you out of chips, or what. I call

WHAT ABOTU FRANK ZAPAP >: YOU GUYS

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shon shon shon

Go ahead pub, you know you want to :rolleyes