Chicago's okay. Not on St. Patrick's. That's pretty dumb. I like what Cleveland does, where their water just catches on fire.

Elx, that nissan clearly has attention deficit disorder. The one with down's syndrome is on the left.

More nips to bring the resident Nip back. :eek

I'm gonna be busting out a barbecue with a huge group on Saint Pattie's, FUCK the bars. Nothing pisses me off more than that "EVERBUDDY'S A LITTLE IRISH ON SAINT PATRICKS DAY HAWR"

No, buddy. They're not.

Yay, she posted it as I typed. :eek

'Course, I'm not REALLY Irish, my family had to leave Ireland for Scotland after two brothers in the family (my great-great uncles) up and murdered an english soldier. Then grandma and grandpa moved here in the fifties

Explain to me again why you have a mac and have robbed me of your awesome mspaint creations. :eek

School required me to have it. Unfortunately

Especially since they didn't help with the cost, at all. Or let me use THEIR freaking macs

Every eek from me for the last three years has been a secret frown, I just didn't want to bring you all down. :eek

this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

:willie

snagged. Good work, though. I'll take credit for it.

Just kidding. Bye bye.

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Not that anyone other than us actually reads this thread



Or inhabits this forum.

I find they help me sink into it very well. :eek

Wait, wille does the twitter

Twitter seems interesting now

Oh fuck, Tadao's gone. The pain of Godzilla's return led to his suicide after all :(

Wanted not did.:eek

Yussssss! I found my Clive Barker advance copy. wooo

advance of what

Wait, bit paranoid of me, but I was just racist at T so it is in my head. Are you Jewish or was that a slur? :eek

The Thief of Always. It's funny - I always thought I'd dislike his stuff, but I dig it a lot more than other horror stuffs.

Also, I'm a sucker for the dark fantasy subgenre. Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Talisman, etc. I dig 'em all.

I thought this adorable, but then as I edited out the rest of the text to make that comment I remembered I have expressed exatly those two comments about Wikipedia. So I find my own views adorable. :eek

:pagebrak

Then Weaveworld and Abarat are the directions that you want to go in. Galilee too, if you're as just gay as Mr. Barker is IRL. Mr. B. Gone was fucking terrible, coldheart canyon was stupid... short stories are where it's at, Books of Blood and Cabal were sick as fuck

I think I missed the boat on hugs. :(

Why can't she? I thought your mom was all about the boozing. :eek

Red stuff makes her break in hives. Really freaky, it is.

Pub, do you like the Italian Job? Coz I watched it like three times the other day. Best Mini chase scenes ever.

I think he & I hate each other or something. So good? :eek

I really dug the Books of blood. I'll keep those in mind.

I liked the original Italian Job better, but I do admit that the remake was pretty cool

My nipples are on this board somewhere. :x

I didn't know that I never wanted to know that before today

That is true. I should get on my Liquid Statik account for that. :eek

Michael Caine's such a pimp. I'm gonna watch Get Carter next.

That is a sad looking car. :eek

I have yet to see whatzit, Harry Brown.

Is that really a thing? I thought that was a made up thing. :eek

Remember this shit?



That's pretty fucking poignant.

He was incredible in The Man Who Would Be King. Outdid Seanchewing Connery in that one

Nothing. It isn't marked here, I think. It was also not marked in Britain when I lived there. :eek

But then the English hate the Irish. :lol

Fathom, what kind of weirdass High school did you go to

Sounds fun. What is Turkey Shoot? :eek

I just remembered he was in an Austin Powers movie. :x

Cheezo Aussie exploitation flick.

Yup and you'll wake up with no edit button. You actually want to be abused? :(

Not about this being boring though, eh? :eek

:pagebrak

Inner-city public school where the diverse student population facilitated my creative and intellectual growth.

Hahahaha, I'm just fucking with you. It was a shitty inner city school where there was a fight every other day between twenty people, locked down every week, and it was all poor as fuck. It fits the economy of the attendees, though, so I guess it's all good.

I kept to myself mainly, hung out with a couple squares, realized they were squares, then cut off all contact with them and went to college.

good work

That is very true. True and sad. :eek

They like talking about vikings, reading Lord Byron, and making Warhammer figurines. They only started smoking recently after changing their minds about thinking it's not cool. Raging superiority complexes in every one of them. Last I heard, the most successful of the bunch is working at a Boost Mobile, and a stockroom dude at JC Penney is right behind him.

I think some might be going to school? It's been two years at this point, so I could give a fuck.

The Twitter is a medium. Transient and limited. Small concepts that are soon gone. I never reread Twitter like I do this place. :(

He uses it rarely but more often than here. :(

:(

When they're in the mouth of a sexy girl. :eek

In many ways opinions are like cocks. :eek

I'm so happy being a PHIL/ENG major w/ FR/FVS minor. I've found the groove.

Now if I could only work Industrial Design in there somewhere.

Red wine makes me barf. I would get on with your mom. :eek

I wonder if that means I'd get on with Jake Busey. :eek

So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

You totally would.

The British one from the 60s with Michael Caine or the more recent American one with Donald Sutherland?

Caine for sure, although I think Marky Mark does a decent job.

Because I adore the former one. I watch it at a couple of times a year. :eek

T hasn't shown us his nipples in years. :eek

I do agree. Normally I'm not a fan of remakes but it wasn't terrible. :eek

Kick a guy when he's down why don't ya. :eek

I didn't like the American remake of that one. :eek

I found my Turkish instructional cassettes along with my Clive Barker stuffs today. Maybe I'll actually use them. :eek

Caught up because you all died. :(

:pagebrak

I am not died

Took me several minutes to understand you meant the language and not a recipe for Turkish Delight. :dunce

Why Turkish?

Indeed. At least Miss Elx told us she was ducking out. The sweet little thing. :(

We don't emote on this board but if we did I would glare so hard at T & Gus. :eek

PEEKABOO

Hey Babs, I said stuff at you about ten pages back. :eek

They were giving them away at the library. I used to live on a military installation, so they have various language instruction courses that people need to utilize if they're gonna be going to various places. I grabbed a couple that they were giving away. Cassettes are kinda dated nowadays.

Guns are harder to get here so a lot more of our murder-suicides are done with knives. :(

I feel bad that bab's had something genuinely interesting to discuss but everyone (glaring at you, fathomzero!) disregarded him. I also feel amused at the thought of Zhukov showing up any minute now and realizing he JUST missed the party.


edit: oh my bad, this post has been updated in response to the recent developments.

I should take a picture of under my bed. I have a good three hundred of those things. I tell myself I will listen to them again one day. I won't. Where is my knife? :(

You make a chap smile, Miss. :)

The road is completely blocked off and there's more than a dozen police cruisers outside. Totally ruined my buzz.

I responded to it in time as I worked it into making a joke about my own demise. ;)

Still an unfolding event? Are you sure he's dead and you're safe? I know you'd be number two on my list after a spouse, buddy. :eek

Awww, boo. ;)

A lot of the books I have are ex-library. One way or another. :eek

That is his life in a nutshell. He'll be relieved, I assure you. :eek

Anyways, he's definitely dead. I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them. It's just absolutely a mess right now, they have the scene all surrounded and the house taped off, pretty intense.

Sheriffs are people too. Sometimes popping off our boots is the way to go. :(

I think I might need a friend to help me get through all of this. Could that be you pub? May I call you pubbles?

First reaction: Lame. I hope the blighters do okay. :(

Internet reaction: Boys or girls? How old? #liquidstatik