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mynipples

I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourself

nah, one is agrarianism and the other is psychology

maybe. but it is a fantastic place to take pictures of other people. especially when they aren't looking, that's how you get the most beautifully natural photos, if you know what I mean.

dylan's was banned?

I WANT TO BE CONSOLED :( I NEED SAD BROWNIES TOO :( EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT THE COLLEGE IS BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT DRAWING:( AND ANOTHER HIGH- PAYING ILLUSTRATION JOB JUST FELL THROUGH AND I'LL NEVER MAKE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, NOT EVER AND I'M THOROUGHLY ENJOYING MY SELF PITY AND AM IRRITATED THAT I HAVE TO KEEP HIDING IT AND PRETENDING EVERYTHING'S AWESOME BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T STOP INVITING ME TO THINGS AND I LIKE BOTH PEOPLE AND THINGS SO I JUST CAN'T RESIST I WANT FROWNIE BROWNIES


ALTERNATIVELY YOU COULD DISTRACT ME FROM THE BROWNIES WITH A FROWNIE BOTTLE OF GLENLIVET AND I COULD DRINK MYSELF SAPPY WHILE YOU GOT YOUR HUG TIME WITH FATHOM.

My kid told her first real lie today :(

THE FIRST OF MANY I'M SURE :(

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU! :tear

:(

I was at the library on tuesday and this baby girl kept saying "fuck yeah" over and over. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER

yeah, my kid debuted "shit" at a pediatrician's appointment. I don't know where she got it, I barely ever say shit. If she said fuck I'd understand.

If she's bullshitting you, doesn't it mean she's thinking independently?

Unless you wanted a miniature Igor.

MI GUSTA ESPANOL MOM

I'm pleased that she's developed the mental processes with which to lie, it just marks an increase in difficulty for me.

The earlier a child lies, the smarter they tend to be

We can hope.

I don't want hugs. WTF is this shit?

Boner hugs ;)

Even more fuck that.

Because college.

college boner hugs... are not good?

i think im just gonna not go to my final for that class lol

FIVE YEARS OF WORK RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to finish taking my post-op hormone treatment

THERE GOES FIVE FUCKING YEARS

You should prob take the treatment. I thought you were a chick anyway.

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i can't tell if 7force is mockign kahl or being serious, judging from the last pic i saw of him

Oh, that wasn't a jab a Kahl, my bad

I haven't seen his pic yet, it's been a while since I've been on here

I thought Choj was saying you looked like a lady, Hoss. :eek

No, I look like a kid :P

A kid lady

All of the chat; none of the Pub.

That's no good

i think the only thign i hate about this class is that the teacher never replies to e-mails or does so begrudgingly. I'm like, HEY I WROTE 1500 ON ACCIDENT and he'll prolly never write me back so i wont know if i should bother showing up for the final :(

You should tell him that you ended up editing 250 - 500 words out of it to get it closer to the 1500 you thought it was.

yea i tried that and then i sent in some extra words but he hasn't replied. he's kind of a hardass when it comes to grading though so I dunno.

It's all that bitches fault. Distracting you while you are trying to educate yourself. I think she harassed you into dropping this course. I bet she fed you drugs. :(

MUSIC FIGHT















and the pièce de résistance

:lol i thought of blaming her but i guess i shouldve checked the syllabus even though my copy of the syllabus was in the apartment she kicked me out of :O but i found out the other day (THE DAY I TURNED IT IN) there was one on his website so i guess i shouldve checked that.
oh well whatever :(

You should send in the email that you sent her as the missing words.

:lol

:lol
i think that its way over 2000 words :O :O haha

that's part of the reason i haven't posted it yet cause its kinda pathetic. but still its funny.

Maybe she's really busy?

I don't feel like making fun of people anymore. Have I gone soft?!

youve gone bored

That's probably more likely. I'm off to Virginia Beach, guys!

Virginia Beach is one of the last places in the world I'd want to be right now :(

Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

:pagebrak

sometimes i log into the admin panel just to see who's using ibapery

kitsa is. that makes her awwwwright.

pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

hm, maybe because Virginia Beach is home to the Navy Seals. or, because it's located in Hampton Roads, which is the region with the largest concentration of military personnel/bases in the world, particularly the Navy. Also there's NASA right down the street from one of the largest ports. So If I were one of those terrorists looking to get revenge then I'd totally blow you up right now.

edit: "Come to VB, town of terrorist killers!" :)

Hey dude! You're in the wrong country!

:lol

I am extremely white (and I just bought a pump-jug of sunscreen today, which was the funniest and most appropriate thing I've purchased for myself in awhile), but yes, elx was correct, the SEAL team that got bin Laden is based there, and it's all over the news how anonymously they blend into Va Beach society and how you'll never know who did it.

I can tell right away if I'm logged in or not.

happy mommy's day!

If I am nuked on Virginia Beach, I bequeath to Kitsa my Russian cameras and blotter art, my extensive vinyl collection to Mattjack, and my comics, graphic novels, books, DVDs, and video games to the forum FFA pile.

..

I always feel bad when the Aspies unwittingly make fools of themselves. :(

Hits close to home, y'know? :(

He is now bragging about all the girlfriends he has totally had. :eek

I bet they live in Canada. :eek

I wonder if his Canadian girlfriends are friends with all my Canadian girlfriends that I totally hat. :eek

I hat them so hard, you guys. :eek

And my massive hetero and homosexual porn collection to Pub Lover.

The first rule of how much pussy you have had is if you have to brag about it on an internet forum, you are probably referring to cats :posh

:(

I'm glad to see you're following the order to not die. :)

I hope he is still posting here when he does. We'll need to replace Tadao at some point.
I happen to be very delusional. :(

Grr. Curse my White Knighting. I'll leave Pram to you guys. >: >: >:

:eek

:eek.

:pagebrak

I bet you two are eskimo brothers.

I had to look that up. :x

I would assume that imaginary girlfriends are all virgins. :x

Much in the same way as real girlfriends are virgins only in their imaginations. :x

That video Chojin posted left me creeped out and seemingly more misogynistic. :x

:lol I've made sure all the girlfriends i've had were not butt virgins.

The difference is (though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess, unless you are doing some pretty funny schtick, in which case good piece of business if you are) you are entertaining while Pram is just scary and given to delusions of adequacy

Pub is scarry too

But at least pub is cute!

: pubbabypic

that's some pot calling the kettle BLACK dylan :lol man I am fantastic

I just scared the hell out of a kid selling candy. :D

I bought two candybars, though. I'm not Satan.

oh, nukes..? :( well in that case you should probably know that there's a ban on underground structures in Hampton Roads. there are no basements/cellars/shelters there. so you'll be vaporized. I guess you could try escaping by following the emergency evacuation routes, just locate the blue logos and head towards them. but choose wisely, cause once you're on them you can't turn around, and they usually keep them blockaded during the hurricane off season, so if they don't open the passes in time you'll be trapped... :(

also there are dozens of unmarked facilities and weapon development centers there. they have camouflaged security, and they will shoot you if you mistakingly enter. (like those dead drunken VMI students on spring break :( ) oh and are you taking a plane? I hear that terrorists dress casually and they could be anyone at all, like the people sitting right beside you. and they are probably the ones that look the least suspicious.

oh and did you see that movie saving private ryan? I hear the movie was an international success. It was soooo cool how thousands of soldiers simultaneously emerged from the ocean and stormed onto all of those beaches out of nowhere and completely destroyed everything instantly.

Cool story, bro. And I don't think I'll care after I'm dead.

who said anything about death? you'd more than likely end up a survivor. you would lack skin, your bones would melt, your flesh would char off, but even if that happens your organs won't fall out, so you won't die. this is because whatever is left of your blood will turn to jelly and protect them. you'd be totally conscious too, feeling everything but unable to move anything. then you'd spend five years living in a hospital for your skin to grow out and your body to recover, and then you'd get out and develop numerous cancers and diseases and then turn around and go right back to the hospital and then that's when you'd die.

Not all your organs elx, if his flesh chars off he has lost the largest organ in his body, his skin

:science

Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

So the day Osama died a whole bunch of people went onto my facebook and wrote stuff like 'thank you so much' and 'your rock!' and 'great job' like they knew that I did it myself. I know this is sort of political but I never post in the politics board. I just thought it was kind of funny that everyone congratulated me on a job well-done on single handedly winning the war on terror.

Any time guys :picklehat

High five job h-man.

and a thank you for doing army stuff on the regular too.

I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

My money is on the bends

Oh shit it's Hickman :eek Hope you're doing ok over there!

We miss you HickMan! <3

I graduated today! :noonecares

Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version