Could all the ThrashO nonsense be put in one thread, please?

To follow the conversation Taddy & Zuzu are having with him I have to click all over the place.

Who has the time for that?! :eek

thnx for the pagebrak

You're welcome, Clay. Pagebraks are the only reason I'm here. :eek

I remember when I had interesting things to say on this forum...I actually responded to previous posts...now I post rabble when I'm bored. What have I become?!

You are a mini-Pub. One day you may grow into a mini-Kitsa. :eek

What a day that will be. :eek

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

I strayed far from this web site for many years! What have I become?! I AM NO LONGER PART OF THIS COMMUNITY

I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!


this is all so surreal

I know, Pub; I prefer to euphamize (is that even a word?), if that's ok with you ..... ;)

On a side note, you were up late tomorrow night!

I don't know about that .... it lends itself well to the Hickman Challenge.

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Don't worry bro just like Iraq and Afghanistan this place will never change no matter how much outside influence tries otherwise

I wish this was face-space so I could like your post :o

I really wouldn't even be obligated to reply, I'd just 'like' it. That says enough, doesn't it?

Then again I'd end up 'liking' the majority of posts made here on I-mock...all the page braks alone would take me forever.

I hate the guy on your friends list who likes EVERY SINGLE POST that you make

Yeah and he most likely isn't even a real friend :rolleyes

I hate this one guy who has really long shoes. The ones that curve a bit at the end. Fuck him.

He's probably on facebook.

Are you talking about Will Ferrell from ELF because I agree

http://www.triplejunearthed.com/TheEveningDolls

The guy in the front. Been the person I hate the most in real life since we went to high school.

Now that his name is known Tadao will make short work of him, don't worry

That band photo reminds me of something...

Awwwww..... Am I too late for ass?

You're being one just fine, Buster. >:

:pagebrak

berrigerant

Yeah but he plays the vox guitar. Just like peter frampton.

I can't expect you guys to understand, and you can't expect me to even begin to explain the reasons I hate him.

It just is.

That works for me.

Moi?

Now now nowwwww... lets not be hasty
I've only just arrived
Its early yet
You may see me in a better light given time



or not :\

this is silly

Yes. Yes it is.

Does this remind anyone of anybody we might know? :(

Show me the funny!

Don't entice it to post again, Colonel.

pub lover you figured out all the secrats :eek

my mom does that. it makes it hard to be an internet narcissist when all my glamour shots get liked by my mom.

moooooooom stoooooop it

It's a proven fact that it doesn't matter what I say. :(

But I apologize anyway. I'll try not to let it happen again.

But still he's right, where's the fucking funny?

See? I'd totally 'like' Chojin's post...not like in a creepy mom way, but just to show him that we're on the same page.

"like"

Mister Garn, seeing as you've set yourself up as the master of funny around here I do note that I have experienced very few chortles from your posts. This is astonishingly incongruent. :eek

Set myself up how? He said he was funny, and has yet to be.

I mean we can't all be i-mockery's tosh.0 of posts like you I suppose, but I do know that nobody has found a thing he has posted funny, and I am not wrong in saying it

I am amused by my own posts and likely the only one, but at least I keep my shits in the litterbox here. You're running around spreading it over everything. Pick a thread to berate these chaps and hide it where it won't be mistakenly read.

You don't like how I post Pub, fine, there's an ignore button. Use it. Otherwise, quit yer bitchin

Actually, I take that back, go on with your bad self

My dog likes to eat the nuggets of shit out of my cat's litterbox. That's kind of what I-mockery is like sometimes.

THERE you are, Funny! I knew you must have been hiding around here somewhere! :D

Also a pussy shits in a box, a lion shits where he wants to :wordsofwisdom

Whoever heard of a pussy-skin rug? :x

:pagebrak

I knew a guy...

I got a charge out of that :lol

Secret squirrel is such a badass.

I liked Morocco Mole.

Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

Who is Randall?

With that raise me and you can buy this together now

http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-METEORITE-M...item2562447ce7

WHOLE FOODS AND TRADER JOES STOLE MY MONEY :( / I WISH I HAD A RAISE

elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.

bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

BITCH BE WACKY AN SHIT

sure. they are actually pretty cheap, like, you could get a meteoroid chip and have it polished/set into a ring for like $80. it's really awesome too. it's unfortunate that not many people but you and I will ever appreciate it Bill. everyone only cares about their silly diamonds, which are boring. meteorites travel throughout our galaxy for billions of years and are awesome fiery balls of space junk- diamonds are just dumb rocks that come from west african slave children. where's the appeal?!

I love you ELX. Like Home Love though. That's how I feel about meteorites too.

I love you just like meteorites too Bill, you are my diamond in the sky and my shooting star.

so since we just exchanged vows and chose our rings we are now married :)

Hahaha, I picked out these myself for us then

but only with Milhouse's blessings

oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

What did I do to deserve THE DOG HOUSE???

Oh, so kinda weird. I work in insurance and the most recent claim numbers have been ELX???? like all month. Kawinkydink or a sign from the stars(da meteorites)

I give MY blessing to this marriage, seeing as how 10k is the only poster here not in constant ginormous asshole mode and still manages to be entertaining

In other news, the Christopher Walken Deer Hunter diet isn't actually recommended for normal people

:lol

elx, do you have a breathy voice?

Bill is now my grandson-in-law.

Actually, elx, I would prefer his housing as something akin to this beauty:



It makes up for in space what it lacks in natural lighting.

So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.

:pagebrak

I figured I just wasn't in the know about where the cool kids all hang out. Everywhere I go online has a shrinking userbase. :(

Like GW said, I think forums in general are starting to kind of die in favor of social networks, there will always be a small cult base of peeps using them though

I blame satanic forum beatdowns.

I blame your mother not having an abortion.

I blame your mother for not knowing that I was being born so she could perform the abortion.

No, wait-

Holy shit. At,a gay pride parade. Watching 18 lesbians trying to cook bacon is the most annoying thing ever.

Why are they trying to cook bacon at a parade?

One time I wanted bacon for breakfast but I didn't have a shirt so I cut neck and armholes in a cardboard box, put it on, and started cooking bacon. One of my friends came in and just went "drunk or high?"

The lesbians were trying to cook bacon. If it, would have been me it would have been done the right way by now.

I agree.

Jeeziz, between you and Pram Maven, it's like a buffet of outlets for my rage.

I'VE GOT A TIP FOR THE NEW PEOPLE:

Ease in a little bit so we get to know you first BEFORE ejaculating your comedy everywhere. We are a message board full of asshole snobs that's not worth the time and effort unless you fly under the radar for a while

Kinda like Ex Leper! He's this boring dude who seems to be laying low! He's got the right idea

good thinkin. i fixed it. ;)

You pretty much just sprayed air-freshener after farting. Everyone can still smell your fart and now they can smell air-freshener so they know that you're ashamed of your fart.

whogivesashit

Obviously you do, because it smells like you just shit your pants in this thread. Then sprayed air-freshener everywhere to try and cover it up.

It's funny how much they need our approval.

This guy's pretty fun, but I wish we had another dipshit of clementian proportions.

What was shitty about what I originally posted? About lesbians being worthless? I didn't even think there was anything wrong with it, I erased it to be a smart ass so fuck off shithead.

Also by "wishing for another dipshit" you're giving away the fact that your "hatred for noobs" is a facade and deep down you need them because mocking them is really your only form of what you think is humor.

No, I just like mocking unstable retards.

shits gettin heated

mercury risin'

I think the new noob strategy is a tard legion, these new peeps are coming in here in clusters and giving us too many targets in the hopes that they overload our brains

I'm never going outside again.

Literally nothing happens out there.

I have a baaaad feeling about this. These dudes are too much alike for it to be a coincidence. :Paranoid