Also:

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/

Okay, so after I kept messing with Mr. Combat Veteran he pretty much just ragequit the video page I was mocking him on. Now I'm going bug him some more! I've decided to notify him that I'm changing my channel into a tribute to him. This is what he will see on my channel:
This Video (he really loves talking on and on about he was A FUCKING ARMY MAN FUCK YEAH! and also really hates gay people and is convinced that they all want to bone him.)


and this picture which I made especially for him!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...abyveteran.jpg

wow, i've never seen so much honest buttmad in a website. dear photographers: i'm sry your profession is basically common sense and a semi-expensive piece of equipment.

here's a good website though! http://clientsfromhell.net/

Those websites am too good.

There is a difference between having an expensive camera, taking photos of things you like and having a bit of common sense, and being a professional photographer.

I had a 'photographer' take photos of this event I was at, and he ran all the photos (90%) through some dodgy webcam effects - not even just black and white or sepia, but negative, pencil and that one where it's black and white with a splash of colour. He then had the audacity to charge money for these photos burnt onto a CD (which I later found on his facebook for free).

Just take a photo, mate.

I never really saw the appeal of expensive cameras. When I want to take photographs on film I just use this cheap 120 box camera that my grandfather gave me.

I have a big-timey Olympus DSLR, and I have a little Sony point-and-shoot. I think every one of my published or gallery-displayed pictures was from the point and shoot.

And the best pictures I ever took were off a 99 cent disposable.

>it takes more than equipment and common sense
>for example, here is a story about a guy without common sense

well, i'm convinced

Common sense is a lie.

I'm just saying that with a digital camera you don't need a bunch of expensive lenses. You can take the same photo and add effect in photoshop. With film, you have to take multiple pictures with different expensive lenseseses. Not really cost effective.

Not with DSLRs. They're big and expensive and so are the lenses. I mean, you can digitally change focus but it looks baaaad. That's all got to do with lenses, not like a filter or something.

Point and shoots, sure. They require no additional lenses, but they're pretty limited by not having them. Superzooms are the way to go if into photography and just want to take cool pictures. They're still more limited than SLRs because SLRs are the only ones, (besides micro four thirds), that allow manual control of the focus.

I guess there's a need for both still.

My anecdote was not related to my point, but I guess I should have focused more on the fact that he was using a big fuck-off camera with a flash attachment that he never used.

what the hell is an "action"?

I just had the idea that Willie will dress as an MLP for Halloween. :x

move, minor, standard

wtf, i just got an ad for a window fan from home depot--i just got back from home depot, where i bought that same fan. :hypno

still confused. is it a preset or merely the gall to use the "curves" option?

prrrobably not?

THANKS FOR PUTTING THE IDEA IN MY HEAD THOUGH

DO IIIIIT! :x

i guess i could pull off a humanized version of big macintosh if i was pressed

i mean it'd be a pretty difficult stretch for me to pretend to be someone with two younger sisters and a huge extended family who grew up on a farm with an apple orchard but i think i'd be able to manage somehow

See, it is the role you were born to play. :eek

The UK's showing of Takeshi's Castle was voiced by Craig Charles. It was the only part of 2007 that I didn't hate. :wassocks

i could dye my mario overalls red + put apples on the flank area

dunno where i'm gonna get a human-sized ploughing harness though

:pagebrak

The fetish store

hahahaha i don't see that happening

I like that so many of my friends are playing chess online on a Friday night.

My game with Miss Elx is going to lapse in a little bit though.

This morning, I rode a giant cartoon train. This evening, I sat in a park and watched men in drag sing Supremes songs.

The voyage between was long and strange.

I was going to post a joke about sex shops, then I was going to say something about low hanging fruit, then I realized that it wouldn't even be fruit. It would be more like gnawing on the base of the tree.

i'll just find an old toilet seat in the trash somewhere and use that :2stupiddogs

I think you should wear dirty stained overalls, use rotten apples, use the garbage toilet seat, and paint black circles under your eyes. You could go as the crazy homeless version.

Now that i'm facebook pals with otto, facebook wants me to be friends with wiffles :lol

her/his/its profile pic is her i-mockery avatar with a pickle hat, so i'm pretty sure wiffles actually is a character. sirry, guys

I hate having even one Facebook account, but I can see the use in having an account for you guys & one for the people I despise.

sorrrrrrrrrrrrry guys :( I started two new jobs so i've been really busy lately!

Yeah, I "friended" wiffles. Maybe a mistake, but we'll see ....

Me too. :x
Inaccurate in what regard? That people don't really have mutant superpowers? Yeah, that keeps me up at night.

One is enough for me. :|

Good luck, miss E.

I swear I remember pictures of a girl wearing a combat helmet with Wiffles Hamtaro avatar on it somewhere on these forums or am I just having an acid flashback?

Match saved. :picklehat

That was a thing. I'd show you the picture but I'm too busy losing at chess. :lol

The smile of a trying to be patient girlfriend.

COME ON BABY, JUST PUT ON MY PLASTIC NAZI HELMET AND SMILE FOR THE CAMERA

i believe in wiffles

I'm not much interested in what body Wiffles posses now. She won't be complete in my eyes until she is in her deep space robot form.

Possesses.

Possessesses.

This is a video of a cat barking like a dog until someone notices it, then it meows once it is seen.

So I've been docking around on YouTube and it never ceases to amaze me how many wingnuts, bigots, schizoids, etc. Not only have accounts but multiple videos, followers that actually agree with them, and comments encouraging them. Youtubes starting to creep me out almost as much as 4chan used to.

:pagebrak

You've been docking...

You've been docking around youtube? Link?

There are words after the important detail of your youtube docking, but whenever I try to read them my eyes unfocus and I lick my lips.

I am seriously making this face. :orgasm

Wow.

I meant "dicking." I'm posting from my iPod Touch and my sausagey fingers keep hitting the autocorrect suggestions. Also, Never suggest that a "gang stalking" victim see a doctor unless you enjoy twenty comment notices in your inbox in the spam of three minutes, all by the same person.

Good times. :)

Why would a gang stalking victim need to see a doctor? Are we talking about Pram here?

Oh how I wish gang stalking was what you were thinking of.

I'll post some links about the craziness of gang stalking victims in the afternoon. It's four in the morning and I have to be up at six.

that sounds like what pram THINKS we've been doing to him

Okay, since I can't seem to fall asleep and seem to be having mild auditory and visual hallucinations (most likely from serotonin syndrome and sleep deprivation) here's all you need to know about "gang stalking."

Gang stalking victims are more than likely sufferers of paranoid schizophrenia who have convinced themselves that they, for some bizarre reason, are under constant surveillance and scrutiny from either a shadowy organization, the government, or just a cadre of random individuals. The supposed victims of gang stalking claim that the perpetrators of their stalking routinely sneak into their house in order to bug their phones, set up video surveillance equipment, and replace their possessions with inferior duplicates. The victims believe that this organization is trying to slowly torture them into insanity. They think that every single thing that goes on around them is part of this plot and think that they are also being given subtle hints by their stalkers. These hints can be anything, including driving by them with your headlights on, walking a dog while listening to an iPod, Looking at them, or any mundane thing you can think of. They also believe that they cannot go to doctors, because doctors are "in on it" and will slap them with a bogus diagnosis of schizophrenia or paranoia in order to discredit them.

There are hundreds of support group messageboards for people who think they are targeted individuals and these unmedicated schizoids constantly post "evidence" of their stalking on Youtube, all of which are just recordings of everyday things like a busy street, or sometimes mundane happenings like their cable not working or their lights flickering.

Oh yeah, and no matter how tempting it seems DO NOT make fun of their videos. If you so much as even suggest that they might need some help they will FREAK THE FUCK OUT and accuse you of "being in on it." Then they will spam your inbox with message after message of gibberish about government mind control.

And do you tell them "yeah, but I haven't been given the go command to kill you yet" because if not you are doing this wrong.

Honestly? I was considering it, but after 30 private messages of "I'm on to you!" "Giving me syphilis isn't going to stop me!" and other random yammering, I think some things aren't worth dying for.

this sounds like something i need to get in on.

Pretty much every youtube comment thread has 2 things in it

"That's fake"

and

"<racism racism racism>"

:lol That's one of my favorite expressions.

Someone probably drew the line.

You didn't use a fake email/youtube account? WTF mang?

Relevant

we have this guy who seems homeless but has a website and documents boring crap as proof that he's being watched. people riding bikes by him, the ones wearing black shirts are the ones watching him, etc

i used to see him all over the place but as soon as i planned to ride around town with a couple of friends all wearing black shirts i didnt see him anywhere.

we were going to subtly nod and have each of us say "reported" as we rode by him.

here he is: http://www.josephsherman.net

here is where he accuses the city of slandering his mom with public art, ripping off his popularization of a pinstripe suit from jc penney, establishments putting hazard signs near him to indicate that he is a dangerous person, and other coded conspiracies: http://www.josephsherman.net/pictureproof.html

I didn't register my Youtube account with the intent of using it to troll retards, but now that I've been sucked into the dark world of mocking pretend war veterans, gay pride rally protesters, and paranoid schizophrenics I think it might be wise to go ahead and set up a few alt accounts and some Yahoo mail accounts.

This guy is amazing. His entire page is like a comma-o-rama though. Only crazies use excessive commas.

Also he uses the term HATECRIMES instead of hate crimes which make them sound way way way worse. :lol

Yeah, I've thought of Youtubeing certain people, but I'm too lazy to set up a separate account, so I don't.

I went to a strange store yesterday. It was nowhere near Foy's calibre, it was more strange in a bad way, like chinese toilet paper you could see bits of newsprint in, and a whole aisle of expired Little Debbie snack cakes, stuff like that. It was kind of like if you could find something halfway between one of those supercheap grocery stores and a really dirty garage sale.

Anyway, at one point I glanced under a card table holding up plastic flowers, cans of butane and bottles of clam juice, and there was a large cardboard box filled to the brim with bottles of "anal lube". 4/$1.

edit: I put that in quotes so that you wouldn't think the "anal" part was just my exaggeration or commentary. It really did say anal lube.

:lol

Have you gotten to his resume?, Don't sell it, its trade marked, OR ELSE;

http://www.josephsherman.net/scandal.html

Pub, or Zhukov, Since you are closer than I to the region of the marsupials, what does it take to get to kangaroo court?

I think I'm going to do a search for "victim of gang stalking" on youtube and pick one of the craziest videos to reward with constant comments that are nothing but a series of numbers/letters and a nonsensical phrase: "4502B69 LABEL SPRAY REDACTED UNTIL 9 PM" to see how much crazy I can squeeze out of these people.

better yet, make your new youtube account "pram maven", include all the info you can on his profile and leave a trail to his other sites, then start stalking these crazy people

with any luck, he'll get murdered

:lol Masterful

BEST IDEA EVER

that's amazing.

we had one of them on another board i go to who has an obsession over elizabeth smart and is convinced that we're just too dumb to ever get a hold of her

i said somethign to the effect of "you think i dont know who you are :lol those codes you have are for limited use and i know every one of them. listen, in two weeks you'll know where to meet me, because i'm definitely coming for you"

oh my god i nearly felt bad when my inbox flooded with "WHO ARE YOU" "YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER" "NEVER MIND IM SURE THE AUTHORITIES WILL APPRECIATE THIS" (my response: as what kind of evidence? if it isnt tagged under their own instruments you are fucked because no one is going to listen to that. you've been recycled already, it's over) "COME AND GET ME YOU WILL GET A NASTY SURPRISE" "WHO IS THIS???!!!!!!"

:lol

yea i knew this guy who was a "target" as well.

he was always talking about how people are out to get him just like the guy from a beautiful mind. theres always people outside his house and shit. Also his penis doesn't work because his sister poisoned him or something because she wanted to ruin him and he hates women and wants to murder all of them.
stuff like that. too much crazy to remember really.
Also he accused me of destroying his mind or something cause i used to talk shit on him when he thought he was an internet tough guy :lol

also he looked like that guy t hat used to post here that liked girls poop

So nobody answered my question before; has anyone considered that Pram Maven might just be expertly playing to an extremely bored and lolcow-deprived audience? He's basically been saying everything you've wanted to hear since his first goddamn thread.

I still don't believe he's legit, which is why I haven't gone over to his house and taken a shit in his basement yet despite being completely capable of doing so whenever the mood strikes me.

He could be the greatest character of all time!

:love

Woah. I was way off.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

What was your supposed meaning before looking it up?

I was thinking mainly of dog tails, but it was a generally murky area.

Before one of my friends showed me the urban dictionary definition a few weeks ago, I thought it meant two women pressing their breasts together.

and frankly... I DON'T KNOW WHICH DEFINITION TURNS ME ON MORE.

One of my friends came up with the term "lightsabering" which is when two dudes bang their erections together while making lightsaber noises.

A variation on swordfighting, no doubt.

You act like there aren't a shit ton of immature idiots just outside your door. :/

stomach sticks is where its at guys.

I'll stick with eatting bearded clam. :\

Hey guys hope I didn't miss anything in my absence. I was too busy saving 'MURICA

Good Job, Clay. Thank you. :)

:pagebrak