I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

I read somewhere that Kylie Minogue in Madame Tussaud's has to regularly have her front and back bottom re-done because people are always rubbing them.

I heard that about the real one too.

Fathom Zero

Jun 19th, 2011 10:21 PM

Saw the bit about Fork Handles today. I LOVE A GOOD SKETCH COMEDY NOW AND AGAIN.

Zhukov

Jun 19th, 2011 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 727071)

I heard that about the real one too.

Getting rubbed, or getting re-done? Perhaps both.

I'd give her a good rub.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 12:53 AM

Oh yes.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 727094)

70% of Homestuck's fanbase

When I saw you with the Strider avatar I knew some sort of shit like this was going to go down. Goddamn, you are annoying.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 01:14 AM

Reading the 'Dads' thread just now I had to remind myself that my Dad isn't dead. I forget these things, you see.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 01:16 AM

RT @dannytatom People sure do cry a lot. http://t.co/c5KSj9Y

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 01:24 AM

dead dads being dead

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 727118)

People who quote me right before I edit my posts to say something completely different >:

I really can't properly articulate my hatred for restaurants in general whether they're some mom-and-pop back-alley shithole or a 5-star joint where Gordon Ramsay personally comes out and gives you a blowjob

Eating in these places is nothing but a fucking chore and I have to really fight the urge to urinate under the table before I leave

Jun 20th, 2011, 07:01 PM
People who quote me right before I edit my posts to say something completely different

I really can't properly articulate my hatred for restaurants in general, no matter if they're some mom-and-pop back-alley shithole or a 5-star joint where Gordon Ramsay personally comes out and gives you a blowjob, because eating in these places is nothing but a fucking chore and I have to really fight the urge to urinate under the table before I leave

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:06 AM

TAKE HIS FUCKING EDIT BUTTON AWAY >:

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 727110)

When I saw you with the Strider avatar I knew some sort of shit like this was going to go down. Goddamn, you are annoying.

I'm utterly terrified, j/s

I guess it'd help if I stopped reading the threads about it on 4chan, but I'll still know they're there. Somewhere.

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:07 AM

Hey Pub, how about you let the amphetamine-addled fucknuggets edit their posts compulsively in peace, ok?

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:08 AM

I'm utterly terrified, j/s

I guess it'd help if I stopped reading the threads about it on 4chan, but I'll still know they're there. Somewhere.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:08 AM

Jun 20th, 2011, 07:07 PM
Hey pub how about you let the amphetamine-addled fucknuggets edit their posts compulsively in peace ok

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:09 AM

You're dangerously close to being ejected from my chess.com friends list, dickhead

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:11 AM

Send me a picture of your dick and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the year.

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:17 AM

http://i54.tinypic.com/2rfqafd.jpg

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:21 AM

HAWT :wank

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 02:23 AM

fuck this shit, I'd rather be reading yaoi

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:24 AM

Look what you've done, Pub.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:25 AM

Homestuck themed yaoi?

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:26 AM

Wanna see my Equius fanart guys

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:26 AM

/pagebrak

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 727131)

Homestuck themed yaoi?

I don't have such intimate knowledge. And I stopped reading Homestuck, anyway. I suppose it's because I was always waiting for the good part.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:27 AM

How are emoticons even done. Where can I make this hapen.

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 02:32 AM

http://fyeahdoujin.tumblr.com/post/5...olonal-sanders

prolly... yeah prolly nsfw

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 02:33 AM

That shit was followed before it had even finished loading. I want that all over my dashboard forever.

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 02:35 AM

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 02:38 AM

:lol

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 02:38 AM

Glad we're on the same page, Pubbles.

HickMan

Jun 20th, 2011 02:50 AM

I don't know what you guys are arguing about but I don't like it.

Shyandquietguy

Jun 20th, 2011 02:53 AM

The biggest connections me and Pub have are Chess.com and insomnia!!

kahljorn

Jun 20th, 2011 03:43 AM

whats strider from

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 727132)

Wanna see my Equius fanart guys

I don't even care what this used to say. <3

Dimnos

Jun 20th, 2011 04:03 AM

GW, how do you still have an edit button?

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 04:04 AM

HE HAS HAD IT TAKEN OFF HIM SO MANY TIMES BUT HE SUCKS MOD COCK PRETTY DAMN HARD. >:

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 04:05 AM

MAD COCK

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 04:05 AM

MAD MOD COCK

kahljorn

Jun 20th, 2011 04:08 AM

WHOS MAD MOD COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET SOME ANSWERS AROUND HERE

Grislygus

Jun 20th, 2011 04:29 AM

I WANT TO BE A MAD MOD SO I CAN GET MY FRESHLY MODDED COCK SUCKED

Grislygus

Jun 20th, 2011 04:31 AM

BUT WHATEVER MAN MACKS DOWN ON MY MAD MOD MEMBER MUST MAKE DAMN SURE THEY WEAR A DRESS 'CAUSE I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GAY

Guitar Woman

Jun 20th, 2011 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 727156)

GW, how do you still have an edit button?

Blowjobs, my friend. Blowjobs.

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whats strider from

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002209

Ex Leper

Jun 20th, 2011 01:30 PM

Jackass star Ryan Dunn (Who stuck the toy car in his ass) died today in a car crash.

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 01:33 PM

Sucks when young people die. :/

Tadao

Jun 20th, 2011 01:40 PM

LIVE HARD, DIE GAY

Tadao

Jun 20th, 2011 01:41 PM

LIVE GAY, DIE HARD

Zhukov

Jun 20th, 2011 01:41 PM

I bet his mum is proud of how he is remembered.

I feel superior to this man because I am alive and haven't stuck anything up my arse.

Tadao

Jun 20th, 2011 01:41 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa

Jun 20th, 2011 01:42 PM

Just watched Jackass 3.5 the other night. Hm. :/

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 01:46 PM

It comes to a thing when a person breaks the computer to stop there being contact with me.

We won't be seeing Shrub for a while, guys.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 727186)

I feel superior to this man because I am alive and haven't stuck anything up my arse.

I can help you with both those things.

Chojin

Jun 20th, 2011 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 727189)

It comes to a thing when a person breaks the computer to stop there being contact with me.

We won't be seeing Shrub for a while, guys.

wat

Fathom Zero

Jun 20th, 2011 02:11 PM

You, sir, are a ponce.

executioneer

Jun 20th, 2011 02:13 PM

augh im never gonna get any parasprites

Zhukov

Jun 20th, 2011 02:14 PM

Seduction of unavailable women online happens.

Tadao

Jun 20th, 2011 02:30 PM

She's just depressed because she knows she'll never be able to make sweet love to me.

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 03:20 PM

She did make comment that you getting hitched means you really are sweet little puppy on the inside. :x

Pub Lover

Jun 20th, 2011 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 727195)

Seduction of unavailable women online happens.

I'm beta as fuck on top of only talking about sucking cocks. Why would a dude be bothered by me? :eek

Tadao

Jun 20th, 2011 03:24 PM

Women love puppies :X

HickMan

Jun 20th, 2011 04:08 PM

The large majority also love my penis :picklehat

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:34 AM

My chess game with Miss Elx just timed out and no one else has started a game with me in days. I think the fad is over.

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:35 AM

This might mean I sleep at night now. :eek

Fathom Zero

Jun 21st, 2011 12:42 AM

You're talking nonsense.

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:53 AM

18052 posts of nonsense. :eek

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 727280)

A civilized society built on thousands of years of cultural evolution and we still love shineys. Who needs something awesome like a nicer vacation.

We also still say the sun rises and sets despite knowing it doesn't.

Grislygus

Jun 21st, 2011 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 727191)

wat

I also request an explanation, though I was never quite sure WHY I enjoyed reading shrub's posts

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 01:38 AM

Was it her avatar showing her ample bosom?

Her laptop is broken. She won't be on much until it is fixed.

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 727286)

Is Chubby a good name for him??

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 727292)

as long as it's just a first name, he needs a last name too

preferably a mcsomethingorother

McBoner.

executioneer

Jun 21st, 2011 01:49 AM

guys i passed 25000 posts not that long ago

celebration, or depression

Wiffles

Jun 21st, 2011 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 727297)

guys i passed 25000 posts not that long ago

celebration, or depression

celebrate with ponies!

Wiffles

Jun 21st, 2011 02:16 AM

double post

executioneer

Jun 21st, 2011 02:21 AM

i'm just upset that i didn't notice the EXACT post that rolled it over

coulda done something real special!

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 02:23 AM

:pagebrak

kahljorn

Jun 21st, 2011 03:44 AM

right now im spending 14 hours a day to go to two classes :(

also most of the girls there are weird looking. its like right on the beach so i kind of thought thered be a lot of hot girls there ;/
on the brightside im prolly the only non-douchey attractive dude there.

im kind of considering trying to go to another school and crash classes in the hope that there will be hotter girls there ;/ :lol

Kitsa

Jun 21st, 2011 08:11 AM

You just missed National Be a Douche Day:

http://www.lurid.com/archives/435

warning: has futurama ad :/

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 727320)

In case you were wondering yes, my disembodied head is coming to get out of your computer as soon as you turn it off and get you

I'm safe then. I never turn it off.

Dimnos

Jun 21st, 2011 11:04 AM

I can only imagine what fun you would have with a disembodied head Pubs.

kahljorn

Jun 21st, 2011 11:09 AM

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You just missed National Be a Douche Day:

Hm. Maybe people still have their douche costumes on

Tadao

Jun 21st, 2011 11:44 AM

I'll start another game with you Pub if I can access it later today. Things are pending right now and I don't know if I have to set my Chess into Vacation mode.

Guitar Woman

Jun 21st, 2011 12:20 PM

I quit smoking this weekend.

Zhukov

Jun 21st, 2011 12:25 PM

Wow, how long has it been then? A handful of entire days? Congrats.

You've quit before, and you're only a teenager - I'm sure you'll start up again soon enough.

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:28 PM

You are so dumb, GW. Christ. If you're not smoking in a year, that is quit. Not smoking for three days is pussy bullshit. I can quit eating that fucking long for fucks sake.

Guitar Woman

Jun 21st, 2011 12:28 PM

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You've quit before

no not really

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I'm sure you'll start up again soon enough

probably not, I'm kind of done with smelling like shit and being tired and unfocused constantly. I'm still addicted as hell to kratom so you can go ahead and rag on me for that, though

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 727333)

When talking at a molecular level. When things get purified or processed to a certain degree they are good to eat and clean.

for example, the food you eat and your entire body and its nutrients, in one for or another has passed through countless digestives systems through millions of years of creatures eating and expelling wastes.

The carbon and h2o in this planet is limited and recycled continuously so the water inside of you could have been dinosaur pee at one point. Or dino dookie.

I am a wizard

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 727364)

I'm 30% dino pee.

I'm 10% stardust, 90% impotent rage.

Guitar Woman

Jun 21st, 2011 12:30 PM

I consider "quit" to be when you stop having physical withdrawals, Pub. It works for me.

Saying things like "YOU CAN QUIT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN ADDICT" are really defeatist and emo and you're a massive faggot for thinking like that.

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:32 PM

Yeah, if only I didn't have bullshit merchants telling me they're quitting and then huffing down ten minutes fucking later. HOW ABOUTYOU SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH FOR THE NEXT WEEK ABOUT YOUR QUITTING AND THEN WHEN YOU REACH A WEEK AND YOU STILL DON;T SMOKE THEN YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DICKSUCKING LIPS CLOSED. AND IN A YEAR i WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF.

Guitar Woman

Jun 21st, 2011 12:35 PM

Jelly, baby?

Pub Lover

Jun 21st, 2011 12:36 PM

<3

I can't stay mad at you. :love

Zhukov

Jun 21st, 2011 12:50 PM

GW I remember you telling us all you quit smoking a while back. I remember because I replied that I thought you should take it up again.

It would be a crime if you lived longer than I did.

And you're addicted to Kratom now? I had to google that. So, how do you know you are addicted to it? Don't shy away from telling me; you did put the fact in because you wanted people to bring it up.

Guitar Woman

Jun 21st, 2011 12:53 PM

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GW I remember you telling us all you quit smoking a while back. I remember because I replied that I thought you should take it up again.

I took your advice, obviously.

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So, how do you know you are addicted to it?

Because I get sick when I don't take it and get ornery and work below full functionality when I don't take enough. It's up to a once-a-day thing now, even when I'm not working.

Its withdrawals are only about half as intense as other opiates, so it wouldn't really be a hard thing to quit, but I also like it. A lot.

Zhukov

Jun 21st, 2011 12:55 PM

How long have you been taking it?

Guitar Woman

Jun 21st, 2011 12:57 PM

Like this? Since about December. I first ate it something like a year and a half ago.

Tadao

Jun 21st, 2011 12:58 PM

XTREME EDITING AHEAD

Esuohlim

Jun 21st, 2011 01:03 PM

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