yup

Wait, does she mean actual udders drawn on fucktarded furry porn, or is she just a self hating feminist who refers to tits as udders

I am confused

I dunno. Everything on there is a bit retarded.

I wanted to piss myself off so I looked up "heteronormative." Unfortunately, there aren't many entries. Still pissed me off enough, though.

LAX or Burbank?

are there any exercises thatll make me cock bigger

no. there are none that will make you find love, either.

No thats not true I trained for months and now i can put a piece of popcorn on the tip and flick it into my mouth.

when i said 'you', i was talking to kahl

everyone else finds love through the deadlift

Nevermind.

Chojin i think that you are wrong about exercises making your cock bigger and this is direct evidence that you are ignorant about true fitness

:lol

Proof that I still do art:

You have no idea how close this self-portrait came to being a nude.

Lax. Those ignorant fucks.

Tie your dick to the roof and jump off. Will make your dick longer by the time you touch the ground. Extra points if it's a building.

If you can tie your dick to anything I don't think you need it to be any bigger.

(ima try dat tho)

i have a very reasonable and achievable goal of penis building to be able to bludgeon people with it

You need to start by having a badass name for your penis.
Like rambone, general rection, papa boner, dong giovani, frankensteins monster penis, etc.

Mine is bonesaw.

Are you going to hold someone at dick-point and steal their digital camera?

Killdozer

I-Mockery Chat (FITNESS THREAD'S COCK-RELATED POST DUMP)

sorry dogg i can't edit the title anymoer

guess it's all up to the lil korean kids hahaha

you're an admin, why not

i just tried it; maybe it takes a bit for the database to catch up?

i dunno. last time i edited the title it didn't stick :/

GOLDONG

REALLY BIG PENIS

THATS ALL I GOT

FUCK I JUST WATCHED THAHT NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE IT WAS SO FUCKING LONG LIKE MY DICK I GUESS I COULD CALL MY DICK TRANSFORMER 9 OR WHATEVER CAUSE ITS NINE INCHES AND CAN TURN INTO A BLUDGEONING DEVICE

COCKTIMUS PRIME

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY POSTS IN THIS THREAD

CHOJIN TAKES HIS RETARDED FITNESS THREAD SO SERIOUSLY

TYPICAL FAT PERSON BEHAVIOR. FIRST ITS FOOD THEN ITS BEING A COCKSUCKER. ALWAYS GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR FAT SUCKING MOUTH

I-Mockery Chat (HAHAHA, THE ADMINS CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE)

:picklehat :picklehat :picklehat

CHOJIN VOTED FOR PROP 800 TO NOT DISTURB THE SANCTITY OF HIS STUPID FITNESS THREAD CAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING IN HIS LIFE THAT HE THINKS HES GOOD AT

TO PROTECT THREADS WE TAKE SERIOUSLY FROM HARMFUL JOKESTERS

HOW COME WHEN PEOPLE LOSE WEIGHT THEY TURN INTO ASSHOLES

ITS LIKE THE FAT IS THE ONLY GOOD BONE IN THEIR BODY

kahljorn you flew too close to the sun :(

feel free to tardrage in the chat thread, but considering the fitness thread is for actual advice i'd rather not make people wade through several pages of hilarious penis jokes and pictures of cheeseburgers

kahljorn why are you so quiet all of a sudden

there is no need to be sullen about this

probly cause your fat vagina banned me :lol you're the one thats mad

I-MOCKERY: A PLACE FOR ACTUAL THINGS

ooohhh nooo heee made fun of my fitness thread THIS FITNESS THREAD IS THE ONLY SERIOUS THREAD ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD go stomp your feet

chojin really did turn into a fat nonfat asshole

zuggernaut, if you find kahljorn please tell him that his parents love him very much and it's okay to come back home

zuggernaut are you there

Chojin used LIMIT BREAK: SPARDOT MODE

yea hey

hows it going? some exfatdude just inconvenienced me momentarily

i don't even know what that means

Good, you probably would have banned me for it.

are you ashamed of the fact that you banned me cause youre so mad

i banned you because you were going to keep making me move posts, and it was the easier solution

apparently you are mad enough to keep it up though and circumvent an IP ban, so I'll just come back in a few hours to DFE when you're all tuckered out.

might as well make you register another account though

chojin you should be banned from the being a fat nonfat asshole who takes him self too seriously part of the internet

no u

This was a chuckleworthy exchange. Chojin, you foster an unparalleled sense of funny.

Considering that i spew forth a mountain of overly pontificated, self-indulgent shit every time anyone asks me an art question, I understand chojin's SERIOUS PASSION for a single area of expertise and will offer a high five

i need a time machine so i can go back and blow kahljorn like i should've

like i always wanted to

ddr? pfft.

I BET YOU SWEAT LIKE A PIG EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THE NEVERENDING STORY SONG, LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAKISH PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE

I'm chewing on glass and eating my fingers. I'm not the one who's run out of lies.

that's because it was the only song in the whole series that doesn't make you want to commit murder with a sharpened rake

STOMP TO MY BEAT STOMP TO MY BEAT BEAT HA HA WE'VE GONE BACK IN TIME TO THE DDR CRAZE... YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS? TOO BAD, THEY GOT DDR AND ALL YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ALL DAY IS STOMP TO MY BEAT

hey fatchojin are you good friends with fatsatan or maybe FATfatsatan, idk

ANAL FUCKFEST
THRILL OLYMPICS
SAVAGE, SCOURGE
SUPPLY, AND SANCTIFY

SO WHAT?

yeah and how's skinnygus an kahlnthefenceaboutsexchangesandhormonesjorn doing

oh wow, n/m, WAAAAY back then

before FS, damn. Skinnygus was prob 16 at the time

So actually he was fatgus on the cusp of breaking into his new identity as skinnygus

This has been illuminating.

k so i clicked two buttons and deleted all 22 of kahl's new posts

i hope i didn't miss anything scandalous

+1 zugs for compliments

man now i miss 'stomp to my beat', it isn't on any of the new mixes

sry kahl, little buddy. prz reregister

I don't like change :(

teach me the fat

ThrashO- here's one way...



...you'll want some way to stop expanding, though, or you'll explode into a pile of dirty lettuce.

STOMPIN-SA-STOMPIN-SA-STOMPIN-STOMPIN TO MY BEAT

see, the database just takes time to update the thread title

people reblog my things! it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

RT @FATHOMZERO my life is so hard no one understands me

My problem is that everyone understands me. :verticalslice

:lol

They banned me FOREVER because I tried to stick up for him and got mistaken for you.

My family got us banned from two different restaurants for being PIGS. One for eating wings off someones plate. Another for eating a LOT off a buffet for a wedding we were not invited to... ugh

except it was milhouse who edited it :/

:picklehat

"MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AGAIN?"

"YEAH! AGAIN AND AGAIN!"

HUWOOT. KAAHHH. AAAAHHHHHHH

:kungfunoises

:williessignature

yeah but he was the last one to do it

tell george to finish his story

Yeah, but when I do it it happens instantly, which lends me to believe that you two aren't actually changing anything at all

Quote:
tell george to finish his story


He is off tomorrow and will work on it :)

that is so goddamn weird

wrong

how do you quote...:confused:

i tried inviting all my old friends down to visit me by trying to sell them on a smoky mountain vacation because really the southern apps is one of the most beautiful places in the country by far but all of my old friends are jobless or have jobs they can't take time off without much trouble.

fux.

also every post has a quote button at the bottom

how simple hehe

YOU DID IT

YAY!!!!!!!!

My best mate had the hots for a girl, who's led him on for months. We told him she was bad news, but he didn't listen, and she shot him down tonight and tried to still keep him as like a friend she can confide all her shit to (to basically keep him on her leash). So, I sent her a message telling her to kindly fuck off and be a whore somewhere else.
Then, a bit later, a different friend and I went on our Minecraft server, which she also played on, and blew the SHIT out of her house; the very house she spent hours on to build. It was mostly just an excuse to ruin someone's shit without being too big an asshole, and we didn't think she'd be so dumb as to keep using the same server. Well, lo and behold, not thirty minutes later she logs in, and finds herself spawned inside a dark cave/crater where her house was, and she flipped the fuck out, calling us horrible bastards and other uninspiring names.
This was a good end to the day.

That's a sad story, man

ROCK THE FUCK OUT