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That Man Apr 19th, 2006 03:50 PM

.64 Any toy T.V. show or thing with a z such as the Bratz toys. I can imagine the confrence now.

Boss: What's this?

Employee: It's some random toy I made up.

Boss: What's it called?

Employee:Bratz

Boss: Brat-z?

Employee: Little kids like z's.

Boss: WTF?

Employee: If I make the dolls gangster and urban we;ll make more money.

Boss: Ok fine.

Employee: Yay

Boss: Faggot


65. Commercialism. Yet another way for men and women to manipulate themselves.

Protoclown Apr 19th, 2006 03:54 PM

Yes! YES!! Preach on, brutha!!

BlueOatmeal Apr 19th, 2006 03:55 PM

That Man is truly THE voice of our generation!!

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 03:57 PM

thanks, and I changed the title of this thread to What should be destroyed.

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2006 04:01 PM

65: NOT this thread ;)

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 04:03 PM

66. Any site copying I-Mockery should be destroyed.

I-Mockery must have a manopoly on the mock market

Chojin Apr 19th, 2006 04:17 PM

Roger needs to start manufacturing shirts NOW that say "I'm a THAT MAN"

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 04:21 PM

I would buy one and put a sign below that says the true one :lol But people might PM me with pictures of the shirt with cum stains and rip marks :(

But what the hell, actually sounds good, as long as I-mockery gets more money.

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 04:36 PM

67. Those god damn posters that joined in '03 but never posted. Really you join so you can post.

Hey I think I'll join the forum..... but I won't post* gets shot by mod*

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2006 04:39 PM

You could learn something from them.

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 04:42 PM

Do you have to be a stupid idiot in every thread :rolleyes

68: Seven Force, bitch

69: WoW. I lost many friends to that game. Never come out of their house. I wonder how they get food.....eww.

Protoclown Apr 19th, 2006 04:42 PM

70. Pets that wipe their ass by scooting their butt across the carpet

Chojin Apr 19th, 2006 04:44 PM

I tell you that man is a breath of fresh, crystal mountain comedic air. You just can't recognize talent when you see it, even if you look at it with your frog eye.

That Man, please keep your sig to 4 lines or less; Not only is it in our Rules & Guidelines, but it will increase the ratio of new That Man content to the Re-Run stuff by at least 75%!

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 04:45 PM

You're good at this stuff Proto!

71. Goths

72.Emos

73.Elmos

Moobs Apr 19th, 2006 04:55 PM

74. Gameshow presenters without a catchphrase

Emu Apr 19th, 2006 04:56 PM

75. People who ask if Night Elves have green pubic hair

Chojin Apr 19th, 2006 04:57 PM

Come on That Man, you're making me look bad here :< I don't have the jurisdiction to edit your profile myself, just do me a favor, ok?

MetalMilitia Apr 19th, 2006 05:05 PM

HE'S OUT OF CONTROL! :eek

Emu Apr 19th, 2006 05:07 PM

REIGN OF TERROR :eek :eek :eek

Chojin Apr 19th, 2006 05:07 PM

It's still 7 lines :< Tell you what man I'll appeal to the other admins to amend the rules to not apply to gifted & talented writers as well, but in the mean time help a brother out it could mean my job

That Man Apr 19th, 2006 05:08 PM

76. Google ( it will take over the world too. Wait how is that possible?)

Emu Apr 19th, 2006 05:09 PM

it was 8 lines a minute ago did you see he was going to add an image

Chojin Apr 19th, 2006 05:10 PM

oh man this is like that time ozzy wouldn't go onstage until he got a jar of brown M&Ms :<

mburbank Apr 19th, 2006 05:11 PM

76.) Taking this thread seriously and actually adding something to it that is funny and also something you thin should be destroyed.

77.) Not taking this thread seriously and adding something to it that parodies the whole idea of a thread about things that should be destroyed.

78.) Logical paradoxes.

79.) Star Trek episodes where Kirk poses an unanswerable question to a computer and it can't cope and blows up.

80.) Nougat. No one knows what it is.

81.) Those little bas of peanuts they give you on airplanes. What's up with those?

82.) Terrorists hijacking your plane and flying it into a building full of people before you can even eat your fucking peanuts.

83.) Tasteless insensative gratuitous jokes.

84.) I don't remember what I'm supposed to be doing.

85.) NO SERIOUSLY I DON'T REMEBER WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING!

86.) Weiner.

Guitar Woman Apr 19th, 2006 05:14 PM

uh oh looks like that man has some competition


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