You should probably live in an apartment instead!

yea i just bought an expensive ass radeon to get the game for free :lol it was always like, "hey for 10 dollars more i can get this card! OR I CAN GET THIS ONE FOR 20 DOLLARS MOORE.. OR FOR FIFTYY DOLLARS I CAN GET LIKE ONE OF THE BEST CARDS OUT." then i went out and bought an xbox game. God I'm a sucker :(

http://www.newegg.com/Store/MasterCo...=DIY-PC-Combos

thats all of their complete bundles. you can also do what you were doing and just bundle everything yourself and get some savings. Most of the complete bundles you get like 50 dollars off + whatever rebates came with it

btw if you're planning on getting more than 3-4 gigs of ram you need 64 bit windows

32-bit supports about 3.75

Yeah but at least you got a sweet game with a house of surprises.

That is all kinds of gross. :x

I went to see 2 bands today. The first band were a bunch of total douchebags with Jager shirts and douchebag necklaces and douchebag sunglasses who did douchebag music off-key. The second band were a bunch of goofy-looking guys who played in boxers with their junk hanging out and were really technically adept musicians. It was a refreshing change from the douchebaggery.

I'm not good at the englisch today.

Why don't girl bands ever take their tits out and play like that? I'm sure more dudes would go see them if they did.

You missed out on Wendy O. Williams by a few years, I guess.

I had a massive crush on Wendy O. :(

When you were 3?

I can say the same thing about Audrey Hepburn.

What, you never felt that way about someone past your time?

I forgot my password. :lol

I got a PM from Babs. Does he still post here? It was titled "fuck you, what the hell".

That was my last comment on here. Back in July. I am now going to pretend that every reply since then is happening in realtime.

Is this the leaky flat? :eek

Yeah. Also, the walls bleed.

I posted Jixby's World Trade Center starring Leslie Nielsen comic in various places, saying it was 'for the holiday.'

I think I'm going to lose some followers/family members.

I watched an episode of this. The ponies had a birthday party for a lizard and then drove their friend insane. I did not watch another.

Does that cost extra? Good blood is hard to come by.

I have refrained from commenting on the issue [until now] because I hate America.

What the bloody hell is connecting? Is that some sex shit that no one has mentioned yet? >:

Also I am talking the coffee tag out of my fucking profile, Jesus.

Brak?

:pagebrak

So I changed the word 'Coffee' to 'Bitter Black Fluid'. I expect to get a different kind of spambot now. :chatter

But the sex would be great! :love

It's like docking.

I know a lot of fitness-obsessed people (used to work in an office across from one of the worst), and I don't think I could ever be in a relationship with one. Which I guess is good because apparently I am unfemininely flabby to anyone who didn't sculpt the Venus of Willendorf thing.

I need this told to me hourly. :)

I know all about docking. :picklehat

Is connecting when you both have prolapsed anuses and you pull one over the other?

Because I can totally do that if anyone is interested.

You have a rectal prolapse?

HAWT :wank

Sitting down is a problem unless I lay it a certain way and then rest on only one cheek. :)

It's like having a sea cucumber in your pants!

I always carry a cucumber in my pocket because it attracts the ladies, but no idea what a sea cucumber in my pants would be like. Is it like shoved up my ass, or just floating around in my pants?

cumcumber

<3
It does not. :|

Do sea cucumbers make you cry? I had not heard this.

>:

I forgot that we're living in internet land now and I could just google sea cucumber to see what they look like. Fucking kids have it so easy in school now. I used to have to go to a library and look in encyclopedias and shit. Now I can just type 'Sea cucumber dildo' and learn.

edit: After typing that, the ad at the top of the page was trying to sell me on seafood deals.

cumcumber

Shut up cumcuber. You make me think I'm typing it wrong. Just like people always do when I say Houston or human or huge. I pronounce those words with 'You' instead of whatever people say it like and I always get called on it.

That's only fair coz you're a little bit retarded.

Perhaps I am and nobody wants to say anything. But to be honest, my friends aren't the type of people who would hang around someone of the retarded persuasion, so that doesn't make sense. Even if it was for a laugh, they wouldn't. One time I did go out on a date with a girl who was mentally handicapped in some way. I met her on ok cupid. On the phone she sounded a bit weird, pronouncing things wrong and sounded a bit muffled, but I took that down to being nervous. Even after my roommate answered a call from her and told me "bitch might be retarded", I still proceeded. It was the an awkward 2 hours of bowling because she kept wanting to get all close and I didn't know her and was trying to get used to the fact that she was that way. So that's the story of the time I dated a retarded person.

:(

:(.

:pagebrak

:lol

Was this a chess thing? :confused

Worst first date I ever had was when the guy picked me up and told me that he was really looking forward to telling all of his friends on the internet how it went. He actually SAID THAT. The rest of the time was filled with general creepiness, then around midnight he said he wanted to take me to meet his parents. I said they would most likely be asleep. He said he would wake them up. When I demurred, he insisted on taking me to see the forest preserve where he went to "think". I won't lie, a couple of times on that date I seriously wondered if I was going to make it back alive.

The whole situation kind of deteriorated from there, what with him calling my house constantly and my mother arranging dates with him for me because she liked his shiny red sportscar :( He was in one of my classes and could tell me exactly what I was doing in all the others, right down to what songs we were analyzing in Music Theory. Eventually I had to get the university's approval to take the rest of my class privately and do my final in the professor's office due to the stalkerish situation.

He followed me in his car for a long, long time. I'd say almost 3 years. For all I know, he's reading this.

Is Mr. Kitsa up for breaking some legs?

Not if the game's on.

GOOD MAN. :posh

Kinda like how I'd be as a parent.

NEVER FORGET.

You have this story and you have let people in this place call me creepy? >:

Kitsa, wow. I don't think I've ever really been on a bad date, so my worst one is only on technicality: Everything went really well, then I leaned in to kiss her at the end of the date and she said 'no', and I left it at that. She later became my girlfriend and said she didn't want to kiss me on that date because she had never kissed a guy before and was nervous.

SUCH A BAD RESULT FOR A FIRST DATE.

..

see, I wait long enough and you answer your own questions.

Is that bitch? Is bitch censored now? Like ****** and faggot?

maybe it's nigga

GUESS NOT

holy shit is ****** still censored?

what the fuck, i-mockery

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC AND SUBVERSIVE ON THE INTERNET NOW

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE FUCK ARIEL PINK THINKS ABOUT 9/11

/whiteperson problems

man fuck you guys

I don't even know what the asterisked thing is, but I'm offended by anyone saying it.

Motherfucker cracker jack needs to step the fuck back.

Sorry man, I won't try to guess it.

It is censored because I scandalized them. I scandalized all of them. :eek

:pagebrak

Good job, Gud. I mentioned that show to Shrub and she hadn't heard of it. She was just a tiny baby at the time. :eek

is it normal to dread visiting family? because i'm not really expected to for another few months, but man, i don't fucking want to.

Depends on the family, but generally yeah. It's normal.

Enjoy the angst.

Embrace the angst.

FEEL THE INNER ANGST DEEP WITHIN YOUR SOUL.

Then go MMORPGing.

haha i've been embracing angst for over a decade now

but i have mmo-anything because i don't like playing video games with other people.

:D

:lol

I've been embracing angst for 30+ years now. If it makes you feel any better, it never changes.

I went to the orthopedic surgeon and got approval to take my awful leg brace off. I was so fucking sick of that thing.

Everytime I see the show mentioned above, all I can think of is the oldschool Comedy Central voiceovers with Penn Jillette going "DROP...the Dead DON-key..."

oh man, penn gillette comedy central.

i saw someone beating a car with an open leopard print umbrella at work the other night. it was pretty awesome.

it would have been extra awesome if it were a jaguar.

Penn Jillette and Teller are my favorite magicians and some of my favorite comedians, if you can call them that. They're both awesome.

Man I want this

Penn and Teller's "Bulls**it!" was a great TV Show.

And, they're exceptional comedians AND magicians. It's like being both a floor-wax AND a dessert topping.

Bullshit was a great show. It went a little overboard with the naked people on the later episodes, but penn and teller love nude people, so you can't fault them for it. It was still a great show.

Some people a couple of doors down from us got evicted and they already had the reputation for being filthy (the grass in their lawn was like 2 feet tall, they had a bunch of starved and beaten animals wandering the neighborhood, etc). So I guess they left everything behind and the landlord has piled it all up on the curb. It's taller than I am (5') and the length of the house and you can smell the cat piss all the way down at the end of the street.

Anyway, our neighborhood is always being prowled by trashpickers the day before the city comes to pick up "special" trash like old furniture and whatnot. So I was out walking with my kid and I see this ratty old van stop in front of what I'm calling the "eviction pile", for lack of a better term. And they get out of the van, they go over to the pile, and suddenly they run back to the van as fast as their little legs will carry them and slam the doors and burn rubber getting away.

I'm curious. Bees? Rabid raccoons nesting in the pile?

I remember the time my roommates and I used to haul our trash to this neighbor's house who had a small pile of junk on their curb. Eventually that pile became huge because anytime we needed to throw anything out, big or small, we'd just walk over to the house at night and throw it on the pile.

Eventually we found out mice had been coming in through our dryer exhaust hole and our laundry room had tons of them running around in there. They were nesting in a cushion from a papasan chair we had stored in there. So we dragged the papasan outside and filled it full of holes with our pellet guns, shooting anything that moves because this is Texas. So many dead mice. We tossed that cushion onto the pile and the next day we saw like 20 cats all over the trash pile. It was the biggest swarm of cats I've ever seen. The day after that, the neighbors got rid of the whole pile.

I do go to neighborhoods having the trash pickup (they have websites that list what areas are being picked up). But it has to be richer neighborhoods. I ain't gonna pick up trash from another poor person. What's the point?

maybe there's a dead body in the pile.

the house we just moved into has a basement you can only access from the outside and it's got a pad lock on it. my girlfriend's mom said "maybe that's where she hides the bodies" D:

Our neighbors collect scrap metal, but they know how skeevy this house was and are staying away. It's just a big pile of cheap broken furniture, ancient pee-stained mattresses, rolls of filthy carpet and whatnot.

I can pretty much sum up the people with this anecdote: I had a garage sale (not the shitbomb garage sale, this one was later) and the guy waddled over and bought an electric hedge-trimmer. He went back to his house, gathered the family, laid out flat on the driveway and hedge-trimmed about a foot of grass, yelling, "LOOK, AH'M MOWIN' THE LAWN!" Then they all had a good laugh and went inside. In about a month, the mowed spot caught back up with the rest of the yard.

hahahaha that's pretty awesome

Our cat Slouch caught a mouse the other day so I was happy. Then I heard a frail little squeek squeek from nearby. Broke my heart.

I want to reply to geggy's thread, but I don't want to.

I want to make Geggy matzo ball soup and convert him

it was also full of oversimplifications, inaccuracies, and stupid crap