I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x

ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing.

Pretty useless really.

And they taste bad. :x

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

its an electric eel :x

Oh man, we think too much alike, I was going to post exactly that. :x

Stale. :(

noob3

Dec 18th, 2006 05:45 PM

oops says:
dude what the hell
oops says:
ur gona get banned dude
Daaanny says:
its an electric eel >:
oops says:
its a cock SHOOTING A LAZER

liquidstatik

Dec 18th, 2006 05:46 PM

it's an electric eel shooting a lazer :x

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:46 PM

If we turn to the next page then he can't be prosecuted.

This thread has a really short statute of limitations. :D

liquidstatik

Dec 18th, 2006 05:47 PM

this is the best thread on imockery ;<

hry up though, i dont wanna get in trouble!

noob3

Dec 18th, 2006 05:48 PM

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liquidstatik

Dec 18th, 2006 05:49 PM

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executioneer

Dec 18th, 2006 05:49 PM

PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3

Hey why don't you fuck your girlfriend a little better & you won't have to buy her a vibrator :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I'm away at university for most of the week and she likes sex a hole bunch.

Pun. :lol

GADZOOKS

Dec 18th, 2006 05:50 PM

MY BOSS DIDN'T THINK SO DANNY, NOW IM GOING TO JAIL

noob3

Dec 18th, 2006 05:51 PM

hey in jail watch out for electric eels swimming up your asshole & then firing lazers

liquidstatik

Dec 18th, 2006 05:52 PM

quick show him that :X

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer

PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

Oh, I could totally lift that. :lol

liquidstatik

Dec 18th, 2006 05:54 PM

i can barely bench 50 lbs :/

MetalMilitia

Dec 18th, 2006 05:54 PM

Unlike the mockwars thread, this one is NSFW (Not Suitable For Wangs)

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:55 PM

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noob3

Dec 18th, 2006 05:56 PM

i was benching a gmc tahoe & my arms fell off

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:58 PM

Tahoes are Chevrolet. :eek

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 05:59 PM

:lol

I know nothing about American car brands. :(

Pub Lover

Dec 18th, 2006 06:02 PM

I'll turn the page then...