I don't know, the mods are known for their Draconian measures on these things.

well I'M not gonna ban you, how's that

(I won't ban you either)

what does it take for the playa to get respect?

dolla billz and acting like a man

Is shambrain right for me?

Dear Willie,

Is shambrain like a lobotomy with Shamwow?

it's like getting a scalp massage... from Lucifer

Have you seen any good films lately willie?

nope

Dear Willie,

Why did you ignore Supfly345's question?

Love, The Leader

who said i did! i can answer two questions with one answer ;(

Dear Mr Willie, how did santa treat you? Did you get any nice gifts?

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

:tear

Dear Willie,

How is your weather?

it's pretty clear today, yesterday there was frozen rain and i had to scrape it off my car windows before i could drive anywhere

If I die in I-Mockery, do I die in real life? Like in lawnmower man?

if you die in i-mockery you go back into your body unless your silver cord got cut by a githyanki or some shit

Hi Willie, is your job situation secure? You said it was all set last week, but I just wanted to be sure.
And, what game is your avatar pic thing from?

yeah my job is secure (i guess). i can't post from work unless i use my phoneternet though and that's kind of a pain because i work underground :(

and my av is from star control 2, one of the bestest space exploration games ever

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NORAD

the mailroom is in the basement :(

"it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me" w. ferrel as b. elf

willie





why do stupid american people like fake wheat beers

on a related note, why hasnt the good merciful jesus man destroyed widmer brothers

man i dont know i dont really like any beer v. much :( and the jesus man is probably going to let them get all full of themselves before he pulls the rug out

Willie, why does my digestive system hate me?

because it secretly wants to digest YOU :eek

Bugger. I had always fear this was the case. What can I do to show it who's boss?

WILLIE


Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat"- Good song to play while committing a brutal murder, or best song to play while committing a brutal murder?

Dear Willie,

Do you think Snowmageddon is overkill on terms?

PUNCH IT

its pretty good, but really any song sounds better whilst murdering so i'm not sure

oh EVERYTHING is an ageddon of some sort these days :rolleyes way to dilute an almost-suffix, guys

I just had ricemageddon when I ate a cup of rice for dinner.

EDIT: That wasn't a question though, so my question for Willie is: What should I have had with my ricemageddon?

general tso's chickenpocalypse

or maybe some broccoli beeferdammerung

sweet and sour porknarok?

salt and pepper prawnaclysm?

Sweet and sour porknarok is my new favorite food

GIVES YOU THE RUNS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

ILAT

woonsocket rhode island?

*dumps bucket of water on rhode island*

give me back that fillet o fish
give me that fish
give me back that fillet o fish
give me that fish
what if it were you hanging up on this wall?

:lol

willie

is my mid semester critique gonna go okay

i'd be more concerned about getting down than a fillet o fish :( but i guess i'd take what i could get

i think it'll be ok but not great, maybe as good as good

"The proof is in the pudding" WTF, why is it there?

i blame some fat kid

Dear Willie,

Did my doc mock picture win the contest?

Dear Willie,

Is the Coolinator a real person?

idk!

i dunno i'd have to do a voight-kampff test to be really sure

Willie,

Why did you lock that thread? I wanted to do the comedys.

i locked it because of it being three years old when it was bumped and it didnt look like it was going anywhere good :( sry

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?

Willie, do you like turtle soup?

Willie,

Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....:(

i am jealous of the tortoise's fucker of a long lifespan >: LIVE 150 YEARS ON YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER

i've never had it but i hear that it's good!

excuse me but this is ask willie the thread not ask michael ian black the thread

What clever pop culture references would be funny to ask you ironically for full comedic effect Willie?

maybe something about transformers that join together to form one big transformer, i love those!

Are transformers really robots in disguise? Because I won't lie, I can't disguise my skepticism. :(

*makes the transformer noise with his mouth while mugging at the camera/doing a little dance for two minutes*

Dear Willie,

Did a robot replace ElPilla ?

i do not believe this to be correct, end of line

What has John Locke become?

HE'S DEAD

WILLIE AM I A FUNGI

CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY

he died in 1704 according to wikipedia, so he's probably been recycled thru several million organisms by now

are fun and cool mutually exclusive now :( PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT CHOICE >:

Dear Willie,

Why is there a T-Rex in here?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...r_The_Cowl.jpg

THE DINOSAUR IS FROM DINOSAUR ISLAND :(

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1690

THERES YOUR ANSWER
ULTIMATE UNDERSTANDING OF BATMAN

:lol Oh man.

Willie,

Are you on the doc mock show?

Willie,

How bad will it be for Coolinator for asking you that?

You know the type of double glass doors that retail stores and 7-11 and shit like that have? Why is it that some places leave one door locked and not make it obvious which one it is by putting stuff in front of it? Why do they make people guess? I've even seen places that change it up to confuse people. It's sick that's what it is its a sick fucking joke to them isn't it?

PS I'm not referring to the doors that have the levers at the top and bottom those are a pain in the ass to unlock I'm talking about the one with an easy little thing that flips.

Hi Willie.

Why do I wait so fucking long every year to file my income taxes?

i think you have to live in / visit LA to do that, and since i'm from the northwest it'd be difficult

MAYBE IF THEY DO A COMICON SPECIAL >:

THINGS WILL NOT CHANGE

some of them it's probably a joke, yeah

the ones who aren't just dumb and forget to make it obvious

I bet a lot of the time it STARTS OUT they forget, and then something funny happens so they start doing it on purpose

because IRS stands for INFERNAL REALM OF SATAN

Willie, why do bands like Puddle of Mudd and Nickleback exist?

Good Question :rock

so people know who to punch in the d*ck

Willie, why the f**k can't that volcano go erupt somewhere else? >:>:>:>:>:>:>::explode

Yeah, it's fucking up all the science.

Willie
I am currently off the rails on some kind of crazy train. Should I notify the Department of Transportation?

Dear Willie,

How is the facebook-family scenario best handled?

Dear Willie,

How now, brown cow?

Sir William,

Wanna go to my wedding in Hawaii?

Willie,

Can I go to Tadao's wedding in Hawaii?

skA Willie,

Pick it up?

Willie,

What should be done about the economy? :posh

And please respond promptly I have many assets to trade on the market and they aren't going to trade themselves.....Hmph!

WILLIE WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS

:tear