Chojin and Butt Buddies, Bring it
 

Bring it on bitiches.

Can I be a buttbuddy?

You will have to talk to chojin, gay is his department.
But it sounds like you have the right stuff for him.

You eat ass. Your fat kid picture photo shop sucked. Besides its like 4 against you. Hhahahhahahha :squigly Squigly might be on your side.

I never knew fags came in packs, asses yes,but packs no.

Shut up Sketch

Are you so retarded you can't see who's talking to you.
btw: tell jamesman to stop sodomizing little boys and get his pussy ass self here.

Hi Xandor, thanks for calling me to let me know what was going on. Oh, wait, that's right. We are both me. I'm so schizo I sometimes forget. So where are the little fannie-bangers that have been begging me (us) (you) to come in here and kick their asses?

I see Les 'Waste of his mommy's placenta' has posted with his regular level of ass-hattedness. And someone new to attacking us (me) (you) is here too. I see as well that he is at least as stupid as them, since he can't count. Including himself (since he posted here, he's a butt hugger with the rest of them) that makes five against one (two) (one billion).

Here pussies, pussies, pussies! Come get what you've been asking for.

Sup Sketch. I don't know where the rest of the fag pack is, the only one with enough balls to show up is Les and those are in his ass.

Man. Total dildoes. Call us (me) (you) to come here and get our asses handed to us, and where are they? I mean, it's pretty scary that they have our asses to begin with. I've heard what they do to asses, and it leaves stretch marks.

I disagree, I (you, me) heard they eat ass with a spoon.

You are both the same. Are you stupid or what? Why are you doing this?

Huh. In his ass you (I) say? Doesn't that make it tricky for the other hiney-hoppers to satisfy themselves in him? Or does he like his nezzoes bounced around in his rectum?

Oh! Cap'n! You're here. Let's ask you: Do you like the feels of his nuts stroking your shaft while you plow deep into his girly frame?

As to why we are doing it, there could be several reasons. We're schizo, we're two different people, or the little fuck monkeys asked us to, so we are agreeing, and they are pussying out, as expected.

Which do you think it is, nut licker?

Hold up Xan, gonna go change my tagline to something more appropirate.

What is your problem? Why do you reply to every freaking thing. I do lick nuts though. I love Planter's, and the ones that are filled with peanut butter. I don't lick man nuts. Don't get me into this. Don't bother me.

Since when did Jamesman change his name to Planters? Is it short for Ass Planter maybe? I(we) am confused.
btw: Whatever he told you, thats not peanut butter.

Bother you? FUCK YOU. You came in here to start shit with us, now you're whining "leave me alone...boo hoo..." Fucking pansie. And I really doubt that you don't like "man nuts". Or as I've heard you call them "Cap'n Chrunch's little pils of pleasure that swell when you slurp them". Fuck.

Xan, stick around here in case any pussies show their little shaved beavers. If they do, smack like you smacked their moms in that S&M train last week. I'm gonna go see if the fags are posting elsewhere.

I like how "Xandor" and "Sketch" only post three minutes apart from each other, at the most. Nobody believes that you are two seperate people, shit head. I don't think anybody is stupid enough to believe your story about you two having a homo-erotic slumber party, and taking turns using the same computer to post things on a message board with two different accounts. At least you'd better fucking hope your the same person, because it would be a lot worse if what your claiming happened is true.

IP ADDRESSES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING THEY ARE THE SAME ALL THE TIME JEEEEEEEEESUS :rolleyes

So how long is it before Sketch/Xandor starts claiming that he only made another account to "mess with us" and "make us angry cause he was just baiting us"?

Nice to have you back Les, how was that hand job for jamesman. I haven't timed your mom yet but you are a lot faster, congrats!

btw Les: Do you like my new icon. It sure does beat the hell out of a sweaty gay asian man.

Like we fucking care what you *believe*. Shit, you believe that one day you'll get to touch a real boobie. You're wrong about that too.

That sounds like the story you told everyone about the last time you dad visited you. At least, you like to call him dad. "Stranger who peeks through my window" just doesn't sound good, no matter how you say it.

Yeah, for you and your pussy friends. That means there are two more people who know just how full of shit you 4-pack of faggy fucks are. Not to mention two more people mocking you for being intimate friends with warm hands. But, is that *really* so bad? Wouldn't that just make the total 100,002 instead of just 100,000?

Go lick your nearest fag friend, Waste.

For the record, I have yet to read anything in this thread, nor do I intend to.

holysheist (Mew Barios): that sketch guy is talkin to himself in the mock wars forum and it's creepin me out. :(

your stupid insulting wont get you anywahere you gold-plated vinegar infused douche-bag

and why did you say "we"

Chojin how can you type so much after having your fists up another man's ass for so long, it boggles the mind.

lamest thing i ever read.

vacuous tart.

Chojin: You and your butt buddies asked for this, said we were ruining everyones good time, said we should take it to Mock Wars and you would own us. So, Own us bitch. As far as it being a conversation with myself, you better hope I'm not that crazy.

Rez: Hey, nut hugger. THAT was a stupid insult. Gold-plated vinegar infused douche-bag? Let's see...gold plated is good, and vinegar is used in douche-bags. You are so fucking lame you might want to consider shutting up before we (me) (us) Fuck you right the hell up. You skanky crack whore that hides used maggot filled douchebags in her dribbly shot thru snatch. Go back to cybersexing the fag dog on AIM.

Rez, come on. I gave your mom that douche-bag to wash with, not for you to play with. Oh yeah, you need to help her start shaven, bitch looks like a werewolf wearin a thong.

What's with your cat Rez? Does it suddenly realize the tongue you are pointing at is about to plunge up it's ass? Most pervs like you would use their dicks, but yours wouldn't scare a cat THAT bad.

Listen, Skandor! We know! You aren't fooling anybody! And you really are talking to yourself, because I can honestly say I've stopped paying attention to you, and I doubt anybody else cares to read "so how was that gay butt sex, LOL you sure are gay I'm good at insults :)"

I don't want to sound condescending, but you really are pitiful. It's hard to make fun of someone when you feel sorry for you.[/quote]

First you challenge us Les and then you get all pissy and dont want to get mocked hard, not when you could get fucked hard by jamesman. We're beating you at your own game.

Biggest pussy ever.

You're not mocking, you're throwing a tantrum.

As for where I was instead of rubbing your tummy and applying gentle doses of Crescendo to soothe your allergy toward humor, it's a Saturday.
Some of us have our own mothers to do. :rolleyes

Wow les. The first, and only post was by...who? That's right, it's you you little turd. And Xan's almost right. I think it's a 6-way tie (including Rex and Cap'n Crunch now) for biggest pussy ever. Tell me, how do you see with that vulva engulphing your head?

Come on, chicken-shit bitches! We're here, and you keep trickling in like syphilis infected dicks. Get in here and own us like you said you would. And Chojin, taking the high road and "have yet to read anything in this thread". That's because it hurts you to your little gay, fox, bone. Go find a ship and suck down some more semen.

Oh chojin, you and the
comments.
Is this your all purpose defense?
Chojin says" There making fun of me and I cant defend myself. They must be trowing a tantrum." That's almost as gay as Pop'n Death, if Pop'n Death wasnt made of semen, so he is still gayer.
And I am mocking you, you gay, alien, bondage, stuffed anamial screwing, fuck-face.

You do your own mother? Damn. I knew you were a perved out fuck. As to it being Saturday, sorry we're cutting into your cartoons kid. And finally, I thought you weren't reading it bitch. Lying bitch. I am mocking...look, watch me mock:

"Hey Xandor! I'm Chojin and I loves dem menz! 'Specially those stoopid menz that call themselves the Gay Power Rangers! And Rez! His ass is soooo hot LOLOL I like me."

Good enough for you dildo junkie?

Xandor: Yeah, chojin has "I'm not reading so there" and "You're throwing a tantrum" Jamesman has "your such a racist" AND "Your throwing a tantrum" (wonder who used it first), Les Waste has "LOL" and his stupid smiley shit, and MrAdventure has one set of nuts in his mouth, and one set in each hand. Rez is just there for sloppy fifths and douche licking. And Cap'n appears to have grown smart and fucked right the hell off.

I'm half-gay. Does that bother and confuse you?

I'll be glad to have a formal 'fight' with you and possibly even your better half, but not when your post to others' post ratio is in the double digits.

oh wait. i was somewhere else. i didnt keep checking this thread every minute to see if anyone said something i could respond to. it really isnt that important. you're just lame.

and the stupid insult WAS the point, ass.

I just noticed something Xan. So far there have been six of them against us (four who've shown...c'mon Jamesman and MrsAdventure, would hate to fuck you up this bad and you not be here to enjoy it). They *believe* they are teamed up against just me. And even with that "advantage" they haven't owned a damn thing but each others assholes and the sperm that trickles out of them. Huh. I was right, they are little fuck faries who can't do shit.

What the hell is wrong with you! You're even more retarded than jamesman. I didnt know you were in the incest stuff, I feel dirty just talking to you.
Chojin: Gay Alien Bondage Incest Dog

least i dont have a name like xandor.

You're right sketch.

Which half is it, Chojin?
Cuz I've heard you give head and that you're so loose you can fit 3 full-grown men in your ass.
So as to the half-gay part, yeah I am confused.
Try to be clear incest boy.

Allow me to 'lay it on the line' for you, my gender-confused pals.

What do you expect any of us to do when you, yourself, and Irene are going to point-counterpoint everything we say, out of order, dozens of times, and in the essence of an attempted crack at our mothers so lame that it would be edited out of In Living Color?

This isn't Othello; you don't 'win' by filling the board with your team colors. Being clever may take a lifetime to master, but apparently takes more than a fair share minutes to learn.

Xandor, do you have a pic? You sound hot.

In Living Color Rocks, bitch!
And what happened to you not reading this thread?

Rez: No, you have a name like kitty-licker. And you lame insult was the point? You were being ironic? You suck at ironic ho-boy.

Chojin: Half-gay? You suck but don't swallow? As to my posts ratio being in the double digits, fucking get your buddies and keep up, matching ho-boy. You are as full of lame ass excuses as you claimed I am. But look! I'm here and so is Xandor, smacking the shit out of you time and time again. AND I'm long winded, and you STILL can't keep up? Get your right hand off your cock, your left hand out of your dad, your eyes off your cartoons and step up, bitch.

Chojin I dont like you because your a dumb-fuck, not because you're bi or whatever. Just because someone doesn't like you doesn't mean it has anything to do with what you put your penis in.
And I think your throwing a tantrum.
btw: Are you James's man, just askin?

Chojin: You complete dumbass. You insulted your OWN mother...here, see? Are you so stupid you don't even know what you arre doing? Point and counterpoint out of order? I've responded to everything you've said, gay dog. In order that you said it. Keep up slow boy.

Xandor, I have to run for a bit. Maybe that will give the Fag-Five a chance to catch up. Keep it interesting.

O-OH MY GOD, I DID?!

I only mentioned the bi thing because everything you say comes from either the 'mom' or 'penis' food groups.

...Okay, I'll bite. Here is your first joke-getting lesson:

See, now, the purpose of me labelling 'penis' and 'mom' as food groups is to make you not want to say YOU CONSUME INNUMBERABLE AMOUNTS OF PENIS/MOM LOL, because I have already done it. But then you just go OH LAWZY LOOK WHAT YOU SAID!

It would almost be maddening if I were at all concerned that anyone but you were under the impression that you were 'winning' the thread.

CHOJIN I AGREE WITH YOU

THESE GUYS SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN A NAKED WOMAN, EH CHOJIN? WE'RE COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, OF COURSE. YOU CAN TELL BY HOW OFTEN WE MAKE REFERENCES TO OUR HETEROSEXUAL ROMANTIC CONQUESTS AND CONDEMN ANYONE THAT DOESN'T BLINDFOLD THEMSELVES BEFORE SEX IN THE EVENT THEY'D LOOK DOWN AND SEE A PENIS, AKA THE MOST HORRIFYING THING ON EARTH. (LOL)

Oh yes, because that was obviously the first gay joke in this thread :rolleyes

You know, Mew checked your IP addresses. They're the same. Is that why you keep pretending to be two people? You don't know Mew is a moderator? And that it's already been proven you're the same person? Do you think if you keep pretending that nobody knows you're the same person, everyone will just forget?

First, I never "challenged" anybody. Who started this thread? And second, you're not beating anybody. There isn't a single person on this forum who thinks you're good at whatever it is you're trying to do. Why don't you reply with a gay joke? That will show me!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE GREATEST, CHOJIN? HOW HE WON'T EVEN GET WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING AND NOW ACCUSE YOU OF DOING THE SAME THING HE'S BEEN DOING EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE POINT, AND THE IRONY OF IT WON'T EVEN CATCH UP TO HIM UNTIL HE'S IN HIS LATE 80S, CAUSING HIM TO DIAL THE NURSE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM THE HOSPITAL BED AND FORGET WHY HE DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE BY THE TIME SHE/HE GETS THERE AND COMPROMISE ON FETCHED PUDDING.

WHY DON'T WE JUST POORLY PHOTOSHOP HIS USER PIC ONTO THE BODY OF SOME PEOPLE HAVE GAY PORN SEX LOL :)

THAT WILL SHOW HIM :)

I'm sorry for being late. I was off NOT obsessing over what people were saying to me and my imaginary friend. I just now realized that for the past two hours, you and your alter-ego have been jizzing all over this board with your grade-school insults.

You see, it's not the brightest of ideas (not like we'd expect such things from you) to just jump on here at a random time and expect the rest of us to be sitting around in wait. We'll get here when we get here, not when you beckon us. You don't own us. In fact, as evidenced in other threads, we clearly own you.

Now put on that thing I like, and lick this spoon.

How can you still be stupid enough to think we're the same person. Even your girly Les pointed out we posted at the exact same time, dumbass.
Les here's a gay joke. Chojin!
You're so lazy chojin you try make fun of us with what you think were doing and you dont even do it "properly".
Let's see how you manage to post with two accounts at the same time with both logged in.

Actually, he was pointing that out as evidence of you being one in the same, Sherlock. Considering that in less than 60 seconds, one persona replied to the previous comment, you must both be obsessively watching this thread and having your own little discussion, or you are in fact one in the same.

YOU HAVE THE SAME IP ADDRESS!! YOU ARE BOTH POSTING FROM THE SAME COMPUTER!! EXPLAIN PLEASE.

You own no-one. The only thing you and your circle jerk partners have done the whole time is "look at them there sooooo immature, I shall not waste my time on them. They think they can mock LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!1111"
Own us? You cant even mock us without pretending to be taking the "high road".
Jamesman how do you log in at the same time ,retard. Thats all the proof we need to show we are not the same person.
And as for our grade school humor, go eat a dick jamesman.

Les, wipe some of the semen of your screen and check the IP address of sketch's posts, you dolphin molester.

Well, let's review. As Les restated, you have the same IP address. You offer up no explanation (probably because you know THERE IS NONE).

Moving on. We do own you. You know how you're always bitching an moaning about us needing to prove our art skills to you? Well, you need to prove your skills as a functioning, intelligent human being before we can give a shit what you have to say.

:rolleyes

Les can say whatever he likes, we are not the same person, I cant put it more simply for you. As for your art skills, I know now you have none I am no longer interested in hearing your "if you wanna see it, find it" bullshit. There is none.

You've already proven yourself a simpering retard, and if proving yourself intelligent was one of the qualifactions on your list, then you failed it .

Les, you could at least try, you fucking idiot.

Translation: "I am too lazy and/or ignorant to do a post search, or even look at certain threads where pictures would most likely be found. And since nobody will hold my hand and help me out, I must pretend that there are no pictures. That way, I prevent being honest with myself that my artwork sucks, and a monkey with his hand glued to a mouse and shocked with a crude torturing device could do better photoshopping than me"

ug. i was so hoping that it wasn't going to come to this. i have such precious little energy, and this is a poor use of it. you 'two' posted from the same ip for the period of all yesterday. when you were called out about it, the 'sketch' character started resolving to a proxy, while the 'xandor' character still uses the same shared ip. this is inconsistent with your 'story'.

there are actually several more reasons. i made perfectly sure before i first mentioned it. :/ and all of your subsequent antics have simply proven it further. as if it wasn't enough that you act exactly the same.

Oh, and can you please stop upping your post count by responsing to each individual post in a brand new reply? Thanks.

I know you need to give your brain a rest after typing all those big words like "gay" and "mom," but it's really stupid to reply to two people in two posts when you clearly were able to do it in one.

:)

Haha, busted yet again.

Now, here's a list of explanations he may give.

- "Your mom is a slut."
- "I am a great artist and you are a dumby."
- "We switched names just to make fun of you stupid people."
- "We were at his house. Did I say my house? I meant his house. And your mom is a slut."
- "You are all gays."

mew, yes we have used the same computer to post before. If I didnt know any better I would say that your right. Except no of you have figured out the mystery of how we post at the same time and are logged in too. Could it be we're two different people?
As for the "acting the same" what the fuck does that have to do with anything? The Fag-Five act exactly alike I dont accuse them of being the same person. Being in each other yes, but same person, no.

And he opted for "you are all gays," ladies and gents. :lol

No Jamesman, I never said mew was gay, he is just mistaken.

So you're saying that, in the middle of this thread, you stopped posting at the same computer? Even though you two were having a conversation with each other before one of you went to another computer to start posting? I mean, you still had the same IP address during this conversation:

"Hi Xandor, thanks for calling me to let me know what was going on"
"Sup Sketch. "

Why don't you attempt and fail to make fun of other people for using gay jokes considering those are the only jokes you've been making?

:)

You are so fucking stupid, you can't even remember what you posted 2 minutes ago.

And let me spell it out for you: WE KNOW YOU ARE ONE IN THE SAME. SKETCH AND XANDOR ARE NOT TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE!

The IP used yesterday was used by both names, and you made up the excuse that you were at Sketch's house. Now today, Sketch's IP is different (evidence of a proxy), while xandor's, who was at Sketch's house according to your story, still has the same IP as the one that supposedly belongs to Sketch.

You can keep trying to deny it all you want, but your story already has more holes in it than a golf course. So just stop pretending you have friends, and start dealing with us without your crutch.

:)

the mystery. yes. now you're forcing me to reply to you again. glee.

point 1 - using my limited imagination, i could figure you've discovered 'dual browser' technology. one cleverly being run through a 'proxy'. only you're using it for the wrong character. xandor should be on the proxy and not sketch. 'whoops'.

point 2 - posting at the exact same minute actually proves my stance and not yours. two seperate people replying to eachother within the same minute simply isn't possible, when you account for lag and the time it would take to physically notice, read, comprehend, and reply. only in the circumstance that two people were on the phone, having already decided their posts, and replies, and coordinating the exact moment that they would be laid could this happen 'naturally'. that instance i would say, is even more depressing than the alternative that i'm presenting.

so. take your pick i guess.

Well the fact that thats not true should be enough to prove you wrong, but oh well.

Duel Browser technology, for what its worth, I haven't heard of such a thing,but once again oh well.

:lol

:lol

I gotta save this:

Save what you want, bitch.
You still haven't proven that you have any skill or any level of artistic ability. Unless gay sex is an art form. Bringing an administrator into a mock war just shows how weak you are.

He does talk to himself. Note the time,the same address thing, and the same icon but flipped around and inverted colors.

This is just getting too funny. :lol

Keep going man. You got us all in tears from laughing so hard.

Can I be on the side with the asian men?

:lol

What's really funny is that the other half of his vicious attack on asian user pics is to say that our only attack is to call him gay, and that's why we're losing.

:lol :lol :lol

This is funny. It's still sad, but it's funny too :lol

OMG I am so LOL right now.

Heh, stolen from that comic.

Don't you mean "inside" you blood belching vagina.

How did you quote yourself dumbass?

Interesting. I leave, they all gather and attack you. I see how their game works. They are only worth a shit when they can totally team up. It looks like I have a lot of reading to catch up. I've gotten the gist of it though. Hey, administrator! You make it a habit to join in mock wars? If so, then check both of our IP addresses right now. If you are in fact an admin. I'm not saying you aren't, but if you are you sure do pick a funny time to get involved. Get Mocker involved too, if you would please. I'm sick of this whiny crap "You are both the same because you post the same and have shared the same computer" bullshit. Unlike you tits I know other people in the real world, and they agree that you are assholes. Now to see what has been happening.

:lol

What the fuck are you talking about??? Quote myself???

Holy fuck, is this just too funny. :lol

I can't wait til Chojin sees this.

Hey, Cap'n Fucking Obvious, I gave him that pic. I'm amazed you didn't point out they are hosted at the same place. Same address? Compare both right now. Check them both, not just one. There is no way we have the same IP address, and we are both on. I guess I made a mistake when I said you learned your lesson. Chojin the half-a-gay must have sucked what sense you regained back out of you. Back to my reading.

I'm sure you cant wait till chojin fucks you in the ass, too.

Why do you post then wait like 3 minutes and then the other guy comes on and posts and three minutes later you change names again. You keep calling everyone gay. That's your only snapback.

:boot

Hey, genius. Here's the reason. Spelled out to all you dillholes: He's on my Mac, I'm on my roomates PC. tomorrow night, he will be back at his house on his own mac with his own IP, I will be back on my Mac, and my roomate will be back on her computer. Mock it all you want, fucko's. It still doesn't change reality. Back to reading.

:lol :lol :lol

More holes than an afghan. :lol

Have any of you heard of Occam's Razor? The simplest answer is usually the answer. Personally, I could give a shit if you all think we are the same person. It sounds like a lot more work than I would care to put into this, but there you go. If you apply Occam's Razor to the question, we are two seperate people. Simple. But fuck you all running. Think what you want. I just wish I didn't have to leave earlier, or that all you pussies had dribbled out of the woodwork when you were wanted, back when Xandor started this thread. But like the coward, simpering fucks you are, you waited for me to leave. Why is that? Because you know we are two people and you had a better chance against one person, like you normally operate. From here on, *I* (Sketch) won't be bothering to talk about what the reality here is. How's the reality there? Crying yet? You will be.