MAD MAX TALKS TO HIMSELF THREAD
 

BECAUSE ANYTHING THAT HAS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST POINT MIGHT BE DELETED, KEEP THE PIRATE THREADS A-COMIN :lol

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THAT CATWOMAN MOVIE

HEY GUYS I JUST PUT SOME WATER BOTTLES IN THE FRIDGE :eek

I WENT TO THE STORE AND I WAS GETTING CEREAL< AND I SAW REDUCED SUGAR COCO PUFFS. I BOUGHT THEM TO SE HOW THEY TASTED AND THEY TASTE OKAY :/

DOES ANYBODY USE FLOPPY DISKS ANYMORE :rolleyes

I use the old old mac troglodite floppys! I have Create-A-critter

UNDERWHERE? :lol

excuse me but thats slightly on topic and thats not allowed excuse me please leave

OK GUYS ONE TIME MY FRIENDS BEAT ME UP AND STOLE MY SHOES AND TIED THEM TOGETHER AND THEN HUNG THEM OVER A TELEPHONE POLE AND EVERY TIME I TRIED TO GET THEM DOWN THEY SHOT ME IN THE ASS WITH A BB GUN AND WHEN I FELL FROM THE POLE THEY'D STAB ME WITH SHARPENED STICKS


IT SUCKED :x

Yes, it's an iron

For Irony!

then You got the wrong ones and could play basketball!

So then I threw the penny into the well.

SHIT I FUCKED THIS POST UP BAD I'LL MAKE ANOTHER ONE :(

WOW I SHOULD REALLY PREVIEW THESE THINGS :(

SRY I HAVE STYROFOAM IN MY EAR WATD U SAY?!

I TOOK THIS TEST THE OTHER DAY THAT SAID I WAS 39% GAY

WHICH PARTS OF ME ARE GAY I WANNA KNOW SO I CAN COLOR COORDINATE :(

that would be mean maam!

GUYS DO YOU THINK BEN REILLY MADE A GOOD SPIDERMAN :eek :melt :hypno >:

Mama's got a squeeze box and daddy never sleeps at night. :(

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out. She's playing all night, and the music's alright. Mama's got a squeeze box and daddy never sleeps at night. >:

C'MON GUYS SERIOUSLY LET'S GET ON THE BALL

potrzebie

Let's play some golf.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SUBWAY SANDWICH :pac

I HEARD MOUNTAIN DEW MAKES YOUR BALLS SHRIVEL IS THAT TRUE :x

...because she missed her native tongue! Get it? :lol

GUYS IF YOU PLAY ABBEY ROAD BACKWARDS AND THEN WATCH "THE WIZARD" IT TOTALLY SYNCHS UP :x

Uh-Oh, spaghettios.

one two buckle my shoe

How much fuck could a fucktard fuck if a fucktard could fuck tard?

one fell off and bumped his head

HEY Y'ALL THAT'S "DA BOMB" AM I :LOL RIGHT

HOLY SHIT QUINTUPLETS IS DEPRESSING ME BEYOND COMPREHENSION :tear

Sonic the Hedgehog is fast.

I used a sprinkler today. I watered the other sprinklers. They said they were thirsty.

i once went to the bathroom which made my teacher and asistant teacher have a fight

this thread is crasking up laughing funny its really making me laugh !!

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SWORDS

STORY TIME

ONCE I WAS MAKING CHICKEN SOUP AND THEN I BURNED MY RETINAS WHEN I TRIED TO INHALE THE STEAM TO IMRPOVE MY VISION AND THAT'S WHEN I GOT MY IDEA FOR THE BABY CANNON

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT

I THINK I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!

I SMELL LIKE TEDDY GRAHAMS AND SQUEEZE CHEESE

Yeah, Reloaded was a rather disappointing sequel.

Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota.
Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)

Soldier: Tim we need you!

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!

Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!

Tim: Nooooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to
the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.

Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you?

Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!

Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Soldier: You are now to America!

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost
a friend. (Gun shot)

Tim: Hoo Chi!

Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to
laugh!

Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm
done killin!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making
friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may
include patriotic garbage.

[loveline] Is it normal to have a circular bump on your penis that changes colors with your mood?[/loveline]

if their was more vagrants this country would be a better place

The metal plate in my head makes me shit myself when someone uses the microwave.

Lucy in the skyyyy with dye-mins. Lucy in the skyyyy wit dye-mons. OOHHAAAAAAAAAHHA. Some people say something something something something. Something something something something SMILE! Bum bum buh dum buh. (repeat 5 times).

This still doesn't feel the same to me. >:

if it was the same it would get deleted doi

did you know in badminton they play with cocks :eek

AND SHE WAS ALL LIEK OMG THAT'S NOT CREAM

And then he said "I know but it's good so drink up". And then she decided it was yummy.

Mmm boy! Who wants pie? :D

War. War never changes...

post

Pie tastes of donkey poop.

In West Side Story when he called out "Maria" in the Puerto Rican neighborhood, didn't it seem unrealistic that only ONE girl answered to the name?

Su-i-cide

n.

1. The act or instance of intentionally killing oneself.
2. The destruction or ruin of one's own interests.
3. One who commits suicide.

So Hitler, a rabbi, and a bushman walk into a leather bar...

FUN FACT: The philosopher Henry David Thoreau's last words were:

moose...Indian...

:lol

Why does smokey the bear wear a hat and pants but no shirt?

a molotov cocktail sounds good tonight ;<

and then she fell off the swing

Oh man, this looks like a shady neighbor hood.

WHY DOES DONALD DUCK WEAR A HAT AND A SHIRT BUT NO PANTS? :eek

I'm sad because there is no more sad thread where I can talk about things that make me sad. :(

Ice cream goes in the freezer

WHY DOES HOMER SIMPSON WEAR A SHIRT AND PANTS BUT NO HAT? >:

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? when both words have the same basic meaning?

Why is color blue?

Whats gods name?

Why do KKK people wear hoods but not gloves?

me too :(

STOP TRYING TO START A TOPIC

STOP TRYING TO NOT SHUT UP AND SHUT UP. asshole

So that is why I think smurfs are cool.

:freud

A man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three days, so I shot him. :lol

How does one get a scar eating pussy? :confused

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Glen or Glenda?

DEROB YLLAER MI ... a magic spell? :(

Dardanus megistos
Red hermit crab

Hermit crabs vary quite considerably in size and color, from the blue-legged hermits from Singapore and the tiny thumbnail-sized species commonly shipped from the Caribbean to the giant Aniculus maximus, which has attractive golden yellow legs but is a fearsome predator that will devour anything that comes within reach of its powerful claws. D. megistos is one of the largest species, with fist-sized specimens by no means uncommon.
Unlike most crabs, the hermit crab's abdomen extends out from the body, with no hard protective shell on the rear. It protects itself by taking over the shells of various univalve molluscs-often by eating the previous and rightfull owner. Despite the weight of some of these shells, hermit crabs are very active climbers and their inquisitive nature endears them to many hobbyists. However they have very catholic tastes and a large hermit, such as D. megistos, is capable of causing considerable within a well-stocked living-reef aquarium. They are useful scavengers, however, particularly in tanks with sizeable fishes, but will rarely fit into the average aquarium set-up.

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And now we'll add a cup of sliced garlic.

My boxers have fortune cookies on them. :eek

:( :bow :eek :explode :chatter :) :lol :imock :newbie :obey :puke :tear :rave :troutslap :wah :rock :blowme :domo :domosleep :boob :boohoo :dunce :hypno

LAG WTF

i'm a fucking geneois

i had half a coke left but then i went into town for a while and i bought a coke at arby's but by the time i got home it was almost gone so i used coke i had earlier and poured it in the cup and now it's cold

:posh

fuck you cokehead

I was at my uncles last night and he told a story... he said it was true... oK so he said this car veered of the road and hits this guy in a wheel chair and pushes him right into the front of a building and kills the guy. So then when the police show up the ladie say's to the cop "You're only harrasing me because I'm black"

...and that's how little Shelly learned how to perform oral on her father.

THE END

So that's why you abducted me.

I ate chocolate cake today.

I may eat spaghetti today too.

ABORT JUMP, ABORT JUMP!! :eek

There's Infinite Worlds I tell you! Infinite! I remember them all!

Oh the randomness!!! The randomness!

They were gonna make a movie based on the video game Redneck Rampage but Jim Varney died. >:

Its not really addressed in the cartoon, but if you watch carefully, there's hints that Lion O was molesting Wily Kit. :lol

Now you get the picture