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thepiemockmaster May 16th, 2008 10:09 PM

worst tv shows ever
 
as the title suggests post ideas on worst tv shows ever.

executioneer May 16th, 2008 10:22 PM

every anime ever

Emu May 16th, 2008 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 556240)
every anime ever

this

LordSappington May 17th, 2008 09:00 PM

Bernie Mac Show.
/thread

Angryhydralisk May 18th, 2008 01:22 AM

Everything that's ever aired on MTV since 1990 that wasn't a cartoon.
The Brady Bunch.

darkvare May 18th, 2008 03:45 AM

woman's murder club

executioneer May 18th, 2008 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk (Post 556405)
Everything that's ever aired on MTV since 1990 that wasn't a cartoon.
The Brady Bunch.

um




Fat_Hippo May 18th, 2008 05:13 AM

Desperate Housewives

What a piece of shit.

Wild Wallace May 18th, 2008 05:46 PM

The War At Home
According to Jim
Every CBS sitcom that wasn't King of Queens
Friends
Will and Grace
The Pitts
The Real Gilligan's Island
TMZ/Smoking Gun TV
The current Cartoon Network/Disney Channel/Nick programming
Assy McGee
Mind of Mencia
The Andy Milonakis Show

AND COMING SOON...


darkvare May 19th, 2008 12:12 AM

lol where is his original hyperactive kid and loretta

executioneer May 19th, 2008 02:25 AM

i'm sure they'll explain it with a hilarious flashback that involves one or more celebrities and/or wacky set of circumstances

executioneer May 19th, 2008 02:26 AM

that, and why one set of neighbors appear to be anthro. bears

liquidstatik May 19th, 2008 04:00 AM

:x

T-Rex May 19th, 2008 08:56 AM

"Once in Stoolbend, Cleveland has a few surprises in store for him, including a flirtatious new stepdaughter, a 5-year-old stepson who loves the ladies, as well as a collection of neighbors that includes a loudmouth redneck couple, a British family seemingly stuck in the Victorian era and a family of bears living at the end of the block."

I can't wait for the English jokes.

"Where's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, guv'nor?!"

That's how we talk.

executioneer May 19th, 2008 10:11 AM

it looks like a real winner all around

Esuohlim May 19th, 2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wild Wallace (Post 556472)
Every CBS sitcom that wasn't King of Queens

King of Queens sucks too

Wild Wallace May 20th, 2008 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 556623)
King of Queens sucks too

Yes, but not as much as the others. ESPECIALLY BIG BANG THEORY. :|

MetalMilitia May 20th, 2008 08:58 AM

Ha, I quite like King of Queens. It's better than Everyone Loves Raymond, Two and a Half Men and all the other comedy central sitcoms.

T-Rex May 20th, 2008 09:15 AM

What do you think of The Mighty Boosh? The correct answer is: It's genius.

MetalMilitia May 20th, 2008 09:28 AM

It's possibly the worst thing ever. My reasons for hating it are two-fold:
1. It's not that funny, mainly relying on being hilariously RANDOM for laughs.
2. People are always quoting every single stupid thing in the show.

There have been a couple of decent episodes; the desert island one in particular was funny, but overall it's annoying and shit.

I'd much rather watch Peepshow any day.

T-Rex May 20th, 2008 09:45 AM

People quote it a whole bunch because it's great!

Sadly, it's kind of like how "I'm Rick James Bitch!" is annoying when anyone other than Dave Chappelle says it.

Miss Modular May 20th, 2008 06:25 PM

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
Barney & Friends
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
The Hills
Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County
There's more that I can think of, I'm sure, but I try to avoid crap shows as much as possible.

Girl Drink Drunk May 20th, 2008 06:34 PM

Family Guy
The Man Show
Futurama
Royal Canadian Air Farce
Robot Chicken
The Simpsons (about the last 7 years)

executioneer May 20th, 2008 06:36 PM

i like futurama! what's your deal!

executioneer May 20th, 2008 06:37 PM

all right maybe not the episodes they came out with while it was on adult swim, but the original run was pretty good!

LordSappington May 20th, 2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wild Wallace (Post 556472)

Lawdy, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

darkvare May 20th, 2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 556874)
Lawdy, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.


by who?

T-Rex May 21st, 2008 04:36 AM

Anthropomorphic Bears?

Nick May 21st, 2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 556511)
lol where is his original hyperactive kid and loretta

They redesigned him into that fat kid for some reason.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 556873)
all right maybe not the episodes they came out with while it was on adult swim, but the original run was pretty good!

That was the original run.

Guitar Woman May 21st, 2008 08:33 PM

I think you are all forgetting Drawn Together.

Honorable mentions go to any other animated Comedy Central show that wasn't South Park, and everything on G4!

darkvare May 21st, 2008 10:17 PM

i like ninja warrior in g4 but i guess is not theirs

executioneer May 22nd, 2008 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 557098)
That was the original run.

fine then the first three seasons before they started fucking around with when they played them, then >:

Wild Wallace May 22nd, 2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 557140)
I think you are all forgetting Drawn Together.

Honorable mentions go to any other animated Comedy Central show that wasn't South Park, and everything on G4!

Drawn Together. Yes, thank you. That's the show I missed.

And except for Ninja Warrior, everything on G4 just blows. Especially since they added Cheaters, that late night lineup, Man Show [which sucked WITH Jimmy & Adam involved], and added Cops 2.0:rolleyes

Esuohlim May 22nd, 2008 11:10 AM

What's that show on G4 that's just a half hour of giving you cheat codes for a bunch of games you'll never play and can easily find on GameFAQs in 10 seconds, but because it's hosted by a fairly attractive young woman it gets to stay on the air

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2008 03:24 PM

The Nasa channel in general. Sometimes it's okay but other times is extremely boring. If you get a chance though try and find a space teleconference. They basically report for 20 minutes about space....then they nonchalantly do backflips away from the camera.

Nick May 22nd, 2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 557182)
fine then the first three seasons before they started fucking around with when they played them, then

Futurama is grand. >:

Phoenix Gamma May 22nd, 2008 07:58 PM

I want Lil Bush banned from the world forever.

Miss Modular May 22nd, 2008 10:42 PM



How many times can Seth McFarlane rip himself off?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2008 12:30 AM

As long as people can make money off him.

Phoenix Gamma May 23rd, 2008 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Modular (Post 557317)
How many times can Seth McFarlane rip himself off?

Correction: "How many times can Seth rip The Simpsons off?"

Wild Wallace May 23rd, 2008 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 557221)
What's that show on G4 that's just a half hour of giving you cheat codes for a bunch of games you'll never play and can easily find on GameFAQs in 10 seconds, but because it's hosted by a fairly attractive young woman it gets to stay on the air

It's simply called Cheat! and it's painful to sit through.

T-Rex May 23rd, 2008 07:05 AM

Why can't they make new Ren & Stimpy shows instead? >:

Esuohlim May 23rd, 2008 08:54 AM

Because the new ones they made like five years ago were terrible

Misdemonar May 23rd, 2008 11:19 AM

seth mcfarlane needs to stop making anything

executioneer May 23rd, 2008 01:10 PM

it's not like the old ren and stimpy was really all that great either

darkvare May 23rd, 2008 01:51 PM

i was wondering how many characters is seth gonna play in the cleveland show?

Geggy May 23rd, 2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 557349)
it's not like the old ren and stimpy was really all that great either

even rocko's modern life (underrated) was a much better show than ren and stimpy (overrated).

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 557358)
even rocko's modern life (underrated) was a much better show than ren and stimpy (overrated).


Agreed

Madface May 23rd, 2008 04:07 PM

The Hills, The O.C., One Tree Hill and every other show that pretends teenagers are important. Also Grey's Anatomy sucks balls. And I personally like Family Guy but I'm not a super fan I just find it's good to watch when there isn't jack else on TV.

Wild Wallace May 23rd, 2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 557358)
even rocko's modern life (underrated) was a much better show than ren and stimpy (overrated).

And it was a better show than invader zim which was basically worshipped.:x

Zomboid May 23rd, 2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 556871)
Family Guy
The Man Show
Futurama
Royal Canadian Air Farce
Robot Chicken
The Simpsons (about the last 7 years)

I agree with all of that except for Futurama and Robot Chicken. Futurama had some shitty stuff, but it's definitely not one of the worst shows ever. AND ROBOT CHICKEN IS OFTEN VERY FUNNY.

Edit: As soon as I posted that, I heard some annoying voices from "Friends" emanating from my TV. So yeah, that. I fucking hate that show.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2008 07:04 PM

Models inc was really terrible.

darkvare May 23rd, 2008 09:45 PM

everything involving models in tv is really awfull except victoria's secret show mmmm...

WhiteRat May 23rd, 2008 10:27 PM

Anything ever shown on UPN.

Fathom Zero May 23rd, 2008 10:30 PM

I remember watching the Jumanji cartoon and Mummies Alive and Street Sharks and the Robocop cartoon and Creepy Crawlies on UPN, though.

Zomboid May 23rd, 2008 10:38 PM

Mummies Alive and Street Sharks. Damn that brings me back :( . I really miss turning on the TV on Saturday morning to watch stuff like that.

darkvare May 23rd, 2008 11:44 PM

i still have one of my street shark figures

pac-man May 29th, 2008 04:19 AM

Wow... nobody mentioned any reality tv shows? Really!? Fucking really!?!?

I would give any scripted sitcom the time of day before I watch a reality show, even shitty ones like Friends.

90% of Futurama's jokes flew over the heads of it's target audience, which in a way does make it kinda shitty, but I'd rather have a smart shitty animated program than The Cleveland Show.

UPN can't be given credit for syndicated cartoons that benefit from nostalgia and the fact that today's Saturday morning fare is making kids slightly more retarded than any prior generation. I mean, fuck, if it weren't for Street Sharks, Mummies Alive, Mighty Max, and all that other shit, Exosquad might have gotten some god damn airtime.

Rocko's Modern Life
was the fucking shit, and only John K's run on Ren & Stimpy comes close to matching it in terms of madcap, no bullshit children's programming.

Now, as I was saying at the start, this whole thread should list reality TV programs.

Survivor
Big Brother
Flavor of Love
So You Think You Can Dance
I Love New York
Laguna Beach
The Bachelor/Bachelorette
Joe Millionaire
Rock of Love
Wife Swap/Trading Spouses

Anything that follows a fucking celebrity and his/her family/handlers around.

And the fucking bane of my fucking existence:
American Idol :goth



WhiteRat May 29th, 2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 557424)
I remember watching the Jumanji cartoon and Mummies Alive and Street Sharks and the Robocop cartoon and Creepy Crawlies on UPN, though.

Let me fix that by saying any non-cartoon ever shown on UPN, ie Shasta McNasty, The Parkers, The Andrew Dice Clay Show, etc.

Esuohlim May 30th, 2008 02:27 AM

My sister used to be a big time Seventh Heaven/Dawson's Creek/etc. fan and I'm not exactly sure what category they fall under but everything like that is terrible as well.

Mr.Italiano May 30th, 2008 02:45 AM

Desperate Housewives(I call it Crazy Bitch hour), any Reality TV show, Talk shows(are those the same thing as talk shows?), actually almost anything made in the recent years that isn't animated and Lost(but I'll come out of the closet and say I'm a Lost virgin).

Esuohlim May 30th, 2008 02:53 AM

I was finally talked into watching Lost about a month ago and it really isn't bad. I'm beginning to think that it's one of those shows where it's considered cool to say you hate it (on the internet at least, nobody I know personally hates it).

Unless of course it sucks now. I only watched the first two seasons so far :x

pac-man May 30th, 2008 03:08 AM

Quote:

I would give any scripted sitcom the time of day before I watch a reality show, even shitty ones like Friends.
I lied. I would watch a Flavor of Love marathon while getting waterboarded before I watch that wretched Cavemen show. Never seen it, but I'm pretty sure it deserves mention here.

liquidstatik May 30th, 2008 11:55 AM

no milhouse, it just rly sucks :<

ElPila666 Jun 1st, 2008 11:55 PM

I'm looking for a Tom Green show's gag, the one where tom was tripping out crazy colours in the desert and he said "i've got a spoon", man that was acid, i can't find it on youtube

WhiteRat Jun 2nd, 2008 12:23 AM

Did you mention that in this thread because you think it's a horrible tv show, or are you just desperately grabbing hoping for the slim chance that someone will have the clip? If it's the latter, get outta this thread!

pac-man Jun 2nd, 2008 02:56 AM

It was a horrible show, though. For every funny bit there were a thousand groan inducing what the fuck moments.

Madman914 Jun 2nd, 2008 09:20 PM

Anything on E!.

pac-man Jun 2nd, 2008 09:26 PM

The later years of Family Matters. First they euthanized the middle sister, then cloned Steve Urkel, then they added the annoying thug kid, then shit got ridiculous.

WhiteRat Jun 2nd, 2008 09:31 PM

I don't think strangling the middle sister with her own dress exactly qualifies as "euthanized".

pac-man Jun 2nd, 2008 09:32 PM

Potato, potahto.

lamb Jun 7th, 2008 09:29 PM

curb ur enthusiasm is the cheapest crap on tv

Angryhydralisk Jun 8th, 2008 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 557221)
What's that show on G4 that's just a half hour of giving you cheat codes for a bunch of games you'll never play and can easily find on GameFAQs in 10 seconds, but because it's hosted by a fairly attractive young woman it gets to stay on the air

As bad as Cheat! was (and still is), Filter, Arena, the Gaming LEague Show, and that one show with the guy who did the music from Earthworm Jim (Who cares if the music in the game was awesome, the guy is still a cunt!) were a million times worse.

But yeah, Ninja Warrior and Unbeatable Banzuke are the only watchable things on G4. The rest of the shows all suck and have like, 3 1/2 episodes for an entire series.

ItalianStereotype Jun 8th, 2008 02:53 AM

Growing Up Gotti. oy vey.

Softix Jun 8th, 2008 06:23 AM

I hate singing reality shows..what a sham!

pac-man Jun 8th, 2008 06:48 AM

Crossfire with Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala. Thank god for Jon Stewart putting an end to that heap of steaming donkey shit.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2008 10:10 PM

So, I guess Hogan knows best isn't going to be around anymore. Instead they gave a show to his daughter Brooke. Co-starring some girl and some guy that all live together......Yep, total crap.


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