SPIDERS!! (JEANETTEX REPORT)
 

Today i went into the ktichen today to get some cheetos and then i notice this huge fucking spider comin from under my mini-fridge.
I didn the practical thing and step on it. Stopped it in his trakcs but then coming out of the big spider over (not exaggerating) 30 to 40 mini spiders. And to my dismay, the big spider was still alive walking away from it's like 40 plus hellspawn.

I got my one can of bug spray, and killed as many of the mini spiders as I could find.Then, since stepping on it didn't work i literally drown the big one in bug spray.

Jeanette, do you know what spider I'm talking about, and are the minispiders like parasites, and should i be worried about these things. Cause if i see another one I'm calling the exterminator.

GORS :x

I found two mini-spiders who strayed from the rest of the army, I named them Hawkeye and BJ Honeycutt, then i killed them.

I feel sick.

Hmmm....a reply to this thread has a virtual fork on the road. One side leading to intelligence and helping out, and the other has idiocy. Therefore, I shall post both sides and let you choose.

1.) Probably an egg sack just hatched or something, but they'll probably leave the house, but there'll still a bunch, so best to get an exterinator.

2.) OMG ZERG RUSH!!1 kekekekekekekekeke ^________^

I'm glad you find my tragedy hilarious drev.

I can't believe you.

I'm not finding it hilarious. I just didn't see the previous post. WHy would yu name them then kill them? :(

a deep-seated hatred of M*A*S*H

BECAUSE IF YOU WATCHED MASH..

SHUTUP DREV >:

lol you wanted to MASH them hahaha :lol

Yeah, im afraid i had to say

:lol

I watched MASH (sorta), but that's not a reason to kill them. :(

Those spiders could've graduated and become scientists. >:

Hey Drev, Comedy called, It's suing you for Defamation of it's Character. :Hi-OH

i think SOMEBODY read charlotte's web too many times :rolleyes

Once is enough >:

The M*A*S*H theme is called "Suicide is Painless", or something like that. Woo.

SHUT UP GADZOOKS

I WOULD THINK SO :lol

OH MAN :lol

THAT IS SOMETHING I COULD GET BEHIND :lol

LOCOMOTION :lol

you killed the mommy spider. :(

was it one of these?

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspi...scavaticus.htm

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspi...strifolium.htm

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspi...asagittata.htm

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspi...isaurantia.htm

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspi...uspaykulli.htm

Did naming them make it easier, harder, or have no affect on your desire to kill them?

How large were they in centimeters, what color(s) were they, and what region do you live in?

So they use metric in Pretentia?

"butt ugly" in color, and of "the ass bitin' variety" i would imagine, eh?

probably a drug induced hallucination


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