hi im a new guy
 

eh 8-)

THANK GOD YOU POSTED A TOPIC TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF, I'M SO GLAD THAT NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKING THE ICE MYSELF, YOU RETARDED ASS CUNT >: >: >:

THANK YOU FOR LIVING ;)

WELCOME DUDE :)

WELCOME TO THE BOARDS...FRIEND ;)

ok
 

:( i was expecting something better then "retarded ass cunt" :)

I HOPE YOUR GRANDMOTHER GETS FACE CANCER AND DIES OF HAVING AN UGLY FACE >:

koolaidolio! Everyone loves you! You're a hit! The talk of the town!:)

Whoever says what number this guy is first, gets a Pacman emoticon.

KOOLAIDOLIO, I HOPE YOUR MOM GETS SO FAT SHE EXPLODES AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU GET ALL DEPRESSED AND THEN YOU SHOOT YOURSELF >:

#6 ANNOUNCO!

:/

Number 6 :)

Since I'm the nicest guy on I-Mockery, you BOTH get Pacman emoticons!

:pac :pac

Beat by mere seconds, Rongi :(

i can die
 

does that mean im dieing? :/

SO WAIT GUYS WE ARENT BEING NICE TO HIM ANYMORE???

insdidnjf
 

suck my crocodile :lol

Nah, I got one too :)

HEY WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE TELLS ME TO BE MEAN TO YOU :)

Do you like Rick Astley's music?

holy chitty bat clit

Do you like Lindsey Buckingham's music?

i like pr0n but mayonaisse slopped all over it is ok

What's your ASL :)

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU!

Rick Astley is the man.

HE IS DREAMY ;) ;) A DREAMBOAT ;) ;) A DREAM TEAM ;) ;)

TOGETHER FOREVER, AND NEVER TO PART

THAT'S IT. I'M LOGGING ONTO WINMX RIGHT NOW AND DOWNLOADING ALL OF HIS HITS. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING DON'T YOU? WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

R.I.C.K. A.S.T.L.E.Y. R.U.L.E.S.

I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BY LIKE A YEAR. >:

SHE WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME

SON OF A BITCH!

"120 IN QUEUE"

IT'S 3AM AND THERE'S 120 PEOPLE TRYING TO DOWNLOAD THIS RICK ASTLEY SONG! RICK ASTLEY FANS COME OUT AT NIGHT WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS FAST ASLEEP! RICK ASTLEY... HAS FANS!

"YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO...DO...I"

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT I'VE HEARD

SHE DON'T WANT NO WILD ROMANCE

HEY WAIT A MINUTE I USE WINMX ARE YOU STEALING MY SONGS? >:

I MUST HAVE, CUZ I JUST GOT TWO OF HIS GREATEST HITS.
THAT'S RIGHT, TWO OF THE GREATEST SONGS EVER FROM RICK ASTLEY - THE MAN. THE LEGEND.

>: YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT, I JUST MIGHT TRICK YOU AND CHANGE THE DATA ON SOME CRAPPY SONATA ARCTICA SONGS SO YOU DOWNLOAD THOSE INSTEAD. >:

:astley

Oh my God, he's got a link to goatse.cx in his SIGNATURE.

FINALLY SOMEONE TO POINT ME TO EVERY ALL YOUR BASE PARODY EVER MADE :tear :)

Wow the link is soooo tempting :rolleyes

even the goatse man is hanging his head in shame.

goatse man died :(

:(

jd
 

yes i have the link and there is nothing you can do about it but click

Or we could choose to not click it, you sweetly retarded loverboy ;)

First, I don't think there's a single person here who doesn't know what that link leads to. Although I hate it when people say "TAHTS SO OLD WEHRE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUR BEHIND THE CURVE :rolleyes" it really is true.

And second, nobody here would be shocked to see a big stretched out anus, except maybe NOT Jixby, and that's saying alot about how much I already fucking hate you >:

But the real question is can tubgirl shoot her liquidy goodness inside goatse ass cavity?

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

yes it would be funny to see chocolate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass

Indeed

YOU RUINED IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT >: >: >:

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

would it be funny to see chocolate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine?
yes

ha!ha!
suckers!

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

That´s the spirit boy...never give up, never give up.

But what if you get cramps?

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

Hello you fat fuck swanfucker gook dick

oh great

Bennett, your signature is LOL-riffic :lol


and yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

Edit: Whoops, I missed a page. So much like my life.
Swans are sexy.