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THE FUCKTARD FILES: I-MOCKERY VETS
Making a single thread about each fucktard vet would take up an entire forum. It isn’t really necessary anyway, since they’re all pretty much interchangeable.
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Yeah, as you can see, we’re dealing with REAL originality here. The concept isn’t exactly ground breaking. All it is is a boring excuse to verbally rape fucktard noobs. You see fucktard “vets” have incredibly low self esteem and fear a real challenge, so they attempt to hold on to their sorry high status positions on the board (Because in REAL life they’re all emotional cripples who are fucking social rejects) by beating any new person that joins these fucktard boards. This way the noob either becomes angry or hurt enough to leave forever, OR so demoralized that they grow to love the abuse, and will even debase themselves, often in the hopes that they’ll be accepted. Of course that day will never come. This latest use of the word cunt is just another way to do this. This cycle of vet fucktardery isn’t likely to change anytime soon. If the fucktard noobs allow these fucktard vets treat them this way, then they fucking deserve what they fucking get. BUT if these fucking noobs would actually fight back and have a fucking spine, THEN perhaps the cycle can end. So then, if there's a fucktard vet that's picking on you, I give you the chance to fight back and post their unoriginal fucktard comments here for all to laugh at and be amused by! Because remember, just because they've been here longer, doesn't mean that they're ANY less fucktarded than you! Oh and Fucktard Files is WAY fucking catchier than Cunt Files, fucktards! :lol |
Mad Max, you speak for the little guy just like Michael Moore.
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Whoops I mean George W. Bush!
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Whoops I mean Yasser Arafat :RIP
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Whoops! As you can see GADZOOKS has felt the need post his own fucktard comments!
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This entire forum is depressingly moronic.
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im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes
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You're attempting to act like one of those fucktards, which makes you a fucking vet ass kisser. Besides it doesn't change the fact that you're still redundant, whiney, AND a fucktard.
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max max your such a BORE :x
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Notice when faced by a superior opponent such as myself. The fucktard vet is unable to think up a suitable come back! (Though "thinking" is a process that most fucktard vets are unable to do anyway) :lol |
booore-ring :rolleyes
why dont you spice things up a bit wiseguy :rolleyes |
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Now we'll see if he'll learn his lesson OR continue with this exercise in futility. Some fucktards "get it" sooner than others. Jixby, you're starting to sound like Milhouse. That's NOT a good thing, fucktard. :lol |
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Ha, ha, ha… Mad Max, for what it is worth I fully support your brilliant idea. Fucktard noob I may be, but a fighting fucktard noob I am for sure. I now officially join the ranks of Mad Max’s legion and will give my life as Mad Max deemed fit. Master, your wish is my command.
Thank you FS for letting me see the light. FS deemed it necessary to practice his “intelligent” vet bullshit on me in the Love Line forum where I was really trying to make a positive contribution. Instead FS tried to show the whole world that he is just about the coolest guy around on I-Mockery. FS, you failed dearly, and I will soon show you how. You fell for the oldest strategy in the book, wise ass. English is my second language and still I fucking tricked you with stupidest bullshit. Here is my reply to his olde "fag" shot at me: Quote:
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FS, I ENTER YOU FOR THE OFFICIAL FUCKTARD’S FILES, SHIT-WIT |
Max, if I were you, I'd disassociate with this fucktard faster than you can say 'fucktard!'
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Illuminating! :eek
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BANNED!!! :eek
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I add ArrowX as a candidate. the fact that he is sooo tough with the noobs and then turns around and brag about him being an l33t h4xor as a kind of mock, deserves no better. look at this in reply to a post by sadie saying he must "sit down and shutup". lo and behold:
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i now hold before you ArrowX, the most elite hacker of all time. ladies and gentlemen, the man that companies and countries hire to assist them. assist them in beating the competion by denail-of-service attack, so fluently and silently executed that even 128bit encryption firewalls dissapear before your very eyes. the man that countries employes to silently obtain their enemies deepest secrets. that man, ladies and gentlemen is no-one other than our very own ArrowX. the man, ArrowX, that hides secretely from prying hands and silent killing methods employed by spies and spec. operatives world-wide to ensure that their most danerous enemies dissapear forever. that man, ladies and gentlemen, are hiding in no other place than the Mock war Forum on I-Mockery.net!!!! ArrowX, you are a lair and unless you do what i said in my reply to you above, i will forever call you a damn lair and a cheat, fucktard!! |
>: WTF stop it you are HURTING THEM
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HE WAS FUCKING JOKING IN A IRONIC NOT FUNNY KIND OF WAY, ANY IDIOT CAN SEE THAT NOW STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT.
geez if i have to go into another thread and hear your verbal diarrhea on the subject i will not be happy. |
gah that was directed at WTF not Mr. Vagiclean.
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Mad Max swears because he cares.
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Wow Max. I was gone for a day and you did this.
I love you! :love |
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get a room :/
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No way.
We're going to fuck right here and now. You whimpering asswipes can scatter like roaches when the kitchen light comes on. >: Farty? Go get another drink. |
I havn't had a drink in a couple of weeks >: :( :/
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Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck. :)
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wow max fucktard how original NOT you are quite a bore!! zzzzz haha zzzzz
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hey max this thread S-U-C-K-S that's right SUCKS!
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ooops i posted in the wrong madmax thread its just they all look the same i can't tell the difference!!
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I remember this one time when I was a kid I would lube up these fat paint markers and shove 'em in my butt. I would get some fierce erections! Memories :passionatesigh
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Godammit I didn't mean when I was a kid I meant when I was in Middle School and High School. Well and now too.
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Good save!
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EW U GUYZ |
There's more too! I think Max needs to write about the time I titty fucked him. :love
Man that was AWESOME! :lol |
Krythor: Triple posting just proves that you're a fucking boring fucktard looking for attention. You're just another generic fucktard that posts here. Yeah, and your "insults" of "You suck" and "NOT" were REAL original. :rolleyes
Fucktard. Blue Oatmeal: Stop fagging up my thread fucktard. Terra: :love I don't want to write too much about us though. I'm sure each of these fucktards jerked off to that thread at least 10 times already and got their keyboards covered in their little boy "bliss". :lol |
max: You dont suck....NOT hahahahahha heh ahem... what i was trying to say was, shut up about terra we all know that really, you are a complete homo and are trying to cover your gay tracks... so to speak.
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And Metal? DON'T YOU BE A MISTER PISSY PANTS ABOUT MY MAX! >: JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE WITH MAX! |
MetalMilitia: Shit, you're probably fucking jealous of Terra! You're the one that was trying to suck up to me when you first got here, wanting to be my friend, you little bitch faggot. You're also the one having the fag fest with WTF and Spaceylizard, you fucking tube steak eating fucktard.
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Your just bieng mean becasue i hit a nerve... the truth hurts doesn't it.
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Actually I'm NEVER mean, I only point out facts of life. And the fact is, you're a fucking fag, who projects his own homo self-hatred on to others by claiming they're gay. This stems from the obvious fact that you're embaressed of who you really are because Mommy and Daddy would never accept you if you told them. SO instead you have to live in secret, going to a public bathroom here and there, to get that dick in your mouth or ass that you so richly can't get enough of.
Your self-destructive path will only lead to ruin Metal, you should really seek counsling :lol |
Inversly everything you said but with your name instead of mine.
I mean you must have got inspiration for all your 'stories' from somewhere. And the detail you go into suggests you have more than you fair share of man love fantasies. |
Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.
One only needs a grasp of the English language, imagination and higher brain functioning to do it. All of which explains why you fail so fucking horribly at it when you attempt to copy me, you illiterate fucktard! :lol So would you like your next story be about you having sex with an animal instead? Because I can make that just as graphic fucktard. :lol |
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AND SO METAL MILITIA HELD ONTO HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT. HE LOVED SPOT. HE FELT LIKE IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THIS SHITTY WORLD THAT UNDERSTOOD HIM. HE'D TRIED SO HARD GETTING GIRLS TO LIKE HIM AND EVEN GUYS, BUT NOBODY WANTED HIS PATHETIC ASS. NOBODY EXCEPT HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT.
AS METAL CARESSED SPOT'S COAT, SPOT BEGAN TO LICK HIM PLAYFULLY. METAL SUDDENLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST SPOT'S PENIS. HE WAS EXCITED! METAL FELT THE DOG ROD MORE. IT WAS ALL HAIRY AND ERECT. SPOT BEGAN TO RUB AGAINST METAL. METAL KNEW WHAT SPOT WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM AND HE FELT IT TOO! METAL KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE, THEY MUST CONSUMATE THEIR MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE. METAL STRIPPED OFF HIS CLOTHES AND ALLOWED SPOT TO MOUNT HIM. SPOT BEGAN TO BARK EXCITEDLY AS HE HUMPED AWAY AND HIS DOG DICK SLID IN AND OUT OF METAL'S ASSHOLE. HE RESTED HIS PAWS ON METAL'S SHOULDERS AND LICKED THE BACK OF HIS NECK DURING THIS INTERSPECIES UNION. SPOT CAME IN METAL'S ASS, BUT METAL WONDERED WHAT DOG SEMEN TASTED LIKE. HE'D TASTED HUMAN SEMEN MORE THAN A FEW TIMES, BUT HE WONDERED IF DOG SEMEN TASTED THE SAME. SO METAL PULLED SPOT'S STILL DRIPPING RED DICK TO HIS LIPS AND BEGAIN TO BLOW SPOT, MIXED WITH SHIT, BLOOD, SEMEN AND FUCKING DOG HAIR. SPOT LAY MOTIONLESS AS METAL PERFORMED THIS ON HIS PARTNER. LETTING HIM. IT WAS AS ALMOST AS IF HE THOUGHT HE WAS PEOPLE. SPOT, ONCE AGAIN SPENT CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND FELL ASLEEP, METAL FELL ASLEEP TOO, WONDERING WHERE THEIR NEW RELATIONSHIP WOULD TAKE THEM TOMORROW. THE END. DON'T FUCK WITH A PORN WRITER FUCKTARD! :lol |
i didn't read you post becasue its late at night and im tierd. But i will leave you with these words...
Max, a, is, wanker, massive. |
Metalfaggot's tired and sleepy from all that jerking off to my posts. :lol
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Actually max, at the risk of sounding like a geek i have been reading up on 'Real time 3D terrain engines using C++ and DX9'. My brain hurts.
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Fuck 'Tards Forum, Pedophile. :lol
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paedophile forum buttfucker.
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That didn't even fit the rhyming scheme, fucktard. >:
Anyone other fucktard wanna to step in at this point? Metal's getting boring again. The fucktard needs to remain at safer challenges like WTF and Spaceylizard. |
the nameing scheme 'confuzzled' me. after "Fuck 'Tards Forum, Pedophile."
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Hey fucktard noobs. I made this fucking thread so you could bitch about all the stupid shit the fucktard vets do. But what did you do instead?You fucking idiots went and made a bunch of "Cunt files" and got all your threads locked, stupid fuckers.
Better start getting it right fucktards. >: :lol |
BITCH BITCH BITCH
VET VET VET :lol |
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Okay see now this is a perfect example. Listen up fucktard noobs! What you might do is complain about GADZOOKS obsession with posting pictures that usually have NOTHING to do with the topic at hand in his never ending quest to be a "wacky" fucktard. :lol
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the topic is bitch about vets, there a bitch, theres a vet. I think I am mor eon the ball than you max, and you created this topic. :lol
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Yeah, we all got that REALLY funny example of pictures fucktard. :rolleyes
A more appropriate example would've been a picture of legless vietnam soldiers to represent vets and one of yourself to represent bitches though. :lol |
Yeah legless people are really funny right max :rolleyes
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If limbless people aren't comedic gold anymore, then the world has severely changed.
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gadzooks your getting verbally RAPED :eek
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Ok I have logged into I-mockery.net and I am posting the following message:
sigh.. :rolleyes I am eating a rice cake, it's made with cinnamon. I am on very late because I don't have worked tomarrow. If that deserves a verbal rape, then ok, it doesn't. |
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So really, don't worry about it. That's it, baddabingbaddaboom, right. :puke |
What kind of fucking faggot fucktard eats fucking rice cakes? What are you trying to watch your presicious weight, because your customers don't want a bloated fuck pig sucking their dicks? And since when does the prostitution line of work have a fucking schedule? Or do you have to take a day off due to your fucking herpes flaring up?
Yeah and you're a fucktard too Jixbitch Shitlips! I believe that's what you were looking for... :lol |
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No max, I am poor. Rice cakes are practically free. I don't have the comfort of living with my mom like you do. Thanks for trying to dwell in my life, but your just assuming things. Ever hear the joke about what happens when you assume. Thanks for making us both asses. :rolleyes |
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Don't tell me you have a job, especially if you say that job is a pimp. Pimps don't use the internet, especially at great extent as you. ESPECIALLY |
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Ballsy move, Helm.
You stepped into Mock Wars to be a forum spokesperson for Max. Give those Grecian sheep a day off, did we? |
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Yeah.
After reading some of the manure that the new recruits have been posting, I decided Helm isn't half bad after all. I'd take his sharp knives and bullshit over that crap any day. And it's a sad day on I-Mock when I cop to that fucking piece of info. :( |
GADZOOKS: Shows what you know about REAL pimps, fucktard. And the jokes on you, my Mom's dead, you fucking welfare recieving trailer trash. Get the fuck off the internet and get a fucking real job, rice cake eating motherfucker! :lol
Helm: Yeah, but you fucktards keep falling for that same tired gameplan. :lol Fucktard Noobs: This includes all of you fucking rejects that have been spamming up the fucking boards as of late. All of you are fucking worthless pieces of fucktard shit, with the collective IQs of a fucking pinworm. You need to be gutted and fucking killed ALL OF YOU. :lol |
I eat rice cakes. They are pretty nice actually, especially with butter or cheese. I dont like the flavoured ones though.
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YOU NEED TO BE KILLED ALL OF YOU FUCKTARD NEWBS OH WAIT BUT IF YOU ARE DEAD THEN WHO WILL ANNOY THE VETS OH OH DILEMMA :lol
PS MY MOM'S DEAD PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME :tear Also, terra, please remember that I find you completely moronic and that switching from 'I hate helm' to 'I love helm and want to stuff the picture of his penis deep inside my swollen and ripe with puss vagina because liege lord you feel the heat, you burn to my touch mad max and his 15 inch man missle is purely hypothetical, a thing of legend' will not change that. In fact, it will only mean I despise you even more. So you know, fuck off. |
OH SHIT HELM IS REALLY HARD CORE! NOW HOW ABOUT GIVING ONE OF YOUR HILARIOUS DEATH THREATS OVER THE INTERNET STATING THAT YOU'RE GOING EVICERATE EVERYONE YOU HATE AND STRING THEM UP. WE HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH OF THAT YET! I DON'T NEED NEW FUCKTARDS TO DO MY WORK, SHIT YOUR FUCKING STUPIDITY DOES A GOOD ENOUGH JOB OF THAT!
PS: THE JOKE'S ON YOU, MY MOM ISN'T DEAD FUCKTARD! :lol |
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Helm, I love it when ignorant fucks like you just walk right into the wall like that. Laid that line right out in the open for you and Jesus fucking Christ I'll say one thing about heavy browed neanderthals like you; you are a predictable piece of smegma. :lol Now shall we try this again in another couple of months and see if you've learned anything at all? Are you capable of retentive education or are you all about flying robots are awe and I'll slice your tits up and burn you alive and keep your teeth in a drawer and take your soul, bullshit? You are one predictable pseudo pretend psychopath and you can't even do that right. You see the "real" homicidal maniacs don't make threats like that. They just show up and do it. Your all about the bullshit and frankly, your cromagnum persona is as pathetic as your fucking two pixel dick. Now please go out in the yard and continue ass fucking your sheep while you finger your prostrate and have a wonderful day,. You stupid fuck. :lol |
I like helm more than max.
And terra you need to stop sucking max's e-dick. It makes you look dumb. |
Metal nobody gives a fucking shit what the fuck you say. You're just upset because I wouldn't be your friend. :lol
And speaking of sucking dick, stop sucking Helm's it makes you look more fucking pathetic. Helm would piss on you and ass rape you if he had the chance. Of course your fucktard ass would probably like that shit. :lol |
Metal, you bend over for and take it from Helm all you want. Your more his type of sheep. But I don't think Max is into fellas. :lol
Further. I couldn't give two shits a tickle and squirt what anybody thought of me. It just fuels me on if they hate me. :) |
YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST, NO REALLY, IM NOT KIDDING. I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE "YUR TOTALLY GAY FAG" AND THEN WHEN THEY POST BACK YOUR ALL LIKE "DUDE SHUT UP FAG, I ALREADY PROVED YOU WHERE GAY WHEN I SAID IT LAST POST LOL" THEN EVERYONE THINKS OMG THESE GUYS ARE SO COOL, THEY ARE LIKE JESUS BUT IF JESUS HAD A COOL HAT AND SMOKED AND TOLD PEOPLE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. LOL LOL LOL.
Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know. ok im done. |
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Fucking Heavy Metal Homo. Go fucking jerk yourself to sleep to the pictures of Megadeath on your fucking wall and simmer in your pathetic life long dream of getting back stage to blow the lead singer of Metalica, fucktard. :lol |
omg tremors is on TV. bitchin'
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You know what max? i honestly dont care that i am not very good at calling people gay in numerous elaborate ways via the internet.
I mean it doesn't really have any practical use outisisde of 'owning noobs' and is certainly no use in the real world. So i will let you have this one... congratulations you are pretty good at something that will never help you achive anything in life or be useful at all once you do not have the anonimity of a forum. oh and i just rembered that tremors actually sucks. The end was crap. |
can i post here? :eek
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And who the fuck is talking about "owning noobs"? I never say that shit. If you didn't "care" so much, you wouldn't have been replying in the first place, fucktard. :lol |
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Max has this tender side of him that just makes me melt. :love :love |
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See? I have a tender, nurturing side too. :love |
Wait, I'm not a real psychopath?
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In respect to your other lengthly post to Max I will address you over here. I feel that for me to come on the heels of your post to him and blather on about myself would be rather redundant. but this has been a long time coming. Personally I don't feel your posts are funny when they address hacking people up. I was deeply offended about your comments concerning golwbelly's baby. But I do not cleave unto her and rally forth my undying support. She handled herself very well and has the support of the others. She doesn't require nor ask for mine. Now I imagine for most, my posts referring to genitalia or lack therein are annoying too. It has been pointed out and normally by those that have attacked first. But that is all personal conjecture and subject to individual preferences, just as your snuff stuff is. The mere fact that neither you nor I have been banned for it says something about the range of humor around here and it's diversity. Still and all, I respect that portion of your character here, even though I could give two shits for you as a person in my more lucid state, away from this monitor. Saying this, I'll give you and a few others a little more insight to me and my continual evolving character here; I back away from nothing. I back down from nobody. It will remain that way until *I* grow weary of it. Not anybody else. If I do not come back and comment on something, it is more than likely that I just missed it or quite possibly feel that it will end up in a banning. For that measure I let it go. But I do not forget Helm. I do not forget. What I DO enjoy the most about your posts to me are your visualizations of what I am doing while I read it or my emotional state concerning you, albeit whether I am in love with you or seeking out your photo shopped cock. This actually is quite enjoyable to think that somebody is actually spending time considering what I do and what my emotional state is (are my pupils dilated with LUV as I read your post??) hence I posted my picture in my avatar for yours and a few of the others enjoyment or disgust. Another clearly identifiable shift around this part of the pasture is my allegiance with a strong, intelligent character and the mild dust storm it seems to be stirring up. Dude, I'm just having fun, just as Max is. It's nothing personal and whether it's funny or shitty to anybody else around here is no more skin off of my nose than anything else that has been tossed my way. Just having fun and for the most part, it's kept here and not as much over on any other the other forums. I only shoot back a retort when given one. I don't seek it out as a rule. Another thing I shall note is that I predominately stay on three forums. There is absolutely no need to continue over on anything else for me. This is out of respect to those who do not seek out the inanities of idle banter and wish instead, to parlay with intelligent posters. I just thought I would tell you that (and a few of your lukees), even if it wasn't asked for. Thank you very much. I, Tara McClaine, approve of this message. :) |
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After reading that I feel less anger risen towards you. For you see, sometimes you spew out words that are almost non-rebukable (spelling?) and frankly, I can't think of anything to come back to it. And I would rather not reply to an insult rather than to give a sub-par comeback. I also am a bit angered by the fact that sometimes you and Max corner somebody against a corner and dish out horrifying repugnant insults that would make baby Jesus cry. Some people are not like me and take the insults more than words on a monitor. But I digress. What was the point in this post? I don't know. I ramble too much. This may rotate back to the fact that I type too much utter crap. Oh well. Carry on then. |
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If your referring to last evening, that was a bit of a fluke. I was not aware that Max and I were essentially posting to the same person until I hit the "submit" button. :) We seemed to do this again and again and I noticed our posts were almost simultaneous. I am not sure how long you've been reading here prior to posting but there has been an ongoing "mock" for sometime. Originally, when I came to the forum I was a completely different poster. I did my best to fit in and as a noob, was righteously shot down, as is SOP for new people. Little by little I developed a callus and although I enjoy a few friendships beyond this place by posters here and lurkers who have not signed on, there are a couple that come back with the same old shit and will not really relax with the fact that I am not going away. I developed my own litany of replies after seeing that not a lot of other female posters here do so and yet, when I do the same thing that the guys here do, it just sends a whole flurry of furious activity out. For some odd reason, some of these posters just get riled over it, while quickly forgetting that they has instigated it in the first place. The difference is that it is a female shoving them back and while this isn't unheard of over the net, it does base it's originality in the fact that I won't back down and run off. This is where I enjoy it the most. for the time being, i have hit my comfort zone and feel right at home here. I am called a bitch, a cunt, and a whore most of all. Once in a while I'm called something very creative and this is great. But what I notice the most is that all I'm doing is mirroring back what they give me. Occasionally an unsuspecting new person will walk into the crossfire and get shot down. |
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