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Anonymous Nov 12th, 2004 10:45 PM

THE FUCKTARD FILES: I-MOCKERY VETS
 
Making a single thread about each fucktard vet would take up an entire forum. It isn’t really necessary anyway, since they’re all pretty much interchangeable.

Oh sure, some are whinier than others...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
This guy is new, and he's annoyingly over-enthusiastic to GET TO KNOW everybody. It's almost like it's his first day at work or something and he's trying to make a good impression.

some are more redundant AND whiney...

Quote:

Originally Posted by huond
this show is probably the worst show to ever exist ever fucking fuck fuck fuck i hate it and anything that likes it is automatically a cunt. my tv is a cunt for not blowing up when it comes on.

some are preoccupied with homosexuality due to their own sexual confusion...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
he also seems to have some ass-fetish for our good friend Ninjavenom

but the basic presence of fucking idiocy is ALWAYS there...

Quote:

Originally Posted by FARTINMOWLER
Duh, I’m a fucking sheep who’s going along with the fucking fucktard crowd!

Granted I’ve never been impressed by any of the fucktard vets that waste their lives on this shitheap website, but lately they’ve been particularly pathetic. The latest example of their fucktardery, is their “hilarious” use of the word “cunt”.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
What's that? The person who offended you with his or her cuntiness doesn't HAVE a CUNT FILE? Well no problem! feel free to start one yourself! It's easy: all you need to do is start it off with the words THE CUNT FILES: (all caps) followed by THE EXACT PASTING of the person's username, with ONE SPACE between the "THE CUNT FILES:" and the username. ALL THREADS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THESE REQUIREMENTS WILL NOT BE RECOGNIZED AS OFFICIAL CUNT FILES AND THEY WILL NOT BE VALID A COURT OF CUNT LAW.

:rolleyes

Yeah, as you can see, we’re dealing with REAL originality here.

The concept isn’t exactly ground breaking. All it is is a boring excuse to verbally rape fucktard noobs. You see fucktard “vets” have incredibly low self esteem and fear a real challenge, so they attempt to hold on to their sorry high status positions on the board (Because in REAL life they’re all emotional cripples who are fucking social rejects) by beating any new person that joins these fucktard boards.
This way the noob either becomes angry or hurt enough to leave forever, OR so demoralized that they grow to love the abuse, and will even debase themselves, often in the hopes that they’ll be accepted. Of course that day will never come. This latest use of the word cunt is just another way to do this.

This cycle of vet fucktardery isn’t likely to change anytime soon. If the fucktard noobs allow these fucktard vets treat them this way, then they fucking deserve what they fucking get. BUT if these fucking noobs would actually fight back and have a fucking spine, THEN perhaps the cycle can end.

So then, if there's a fucktard vet that's picking on you, I give you the chance to fight back and post their unoriginal fucktard comments here for all to laugh at and be amused by! Because remember, just because they've been here longer, doesn't mean that they're ANY less fucktarded than you!


Oh and Fucktard Files is WAY fucking catchier than Cunt Files, fucktards! :lol

GADZOOKS Nov 12th, 2004 10:50 PM

Mad Max, you speak for the little guy just like Michael Moore.

GADZOOKS Nov 12th, 2004 10:51 PM

Whoops I mean George W. Bush!

GADZOOKS Nov 12th, 2004 10:52 PM

Whoops I mean Yasser Arafat :RIP

Anonymous Nov 12th, 2004 11:22 PM

Whoops! As you can see GADZOOKS has felt the need post his own fucktard comments!

:lol

Anonymous Nov 12th, 2004 11:44 PM

This entire forum is depressingly moronic.

huond Nov 13th, 2004 12:32 AM

im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 12:50 AM

You're attempting to act like one of those fucktards, which makes you a fucking vet ass kisser. Besides it doesn't change the fact that you're still redundant, whiney, AND a fucktard.

:lol

Jixby Phillips Nov 13th, 2004 01:45 AM

max max your such a BORE :x

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
max max your such a BORE :x

Ah see, this is a perfect example of a fucktard vet quote!

Notice when faced by a superior opponent such as myself. The fucktard vet is unable to think up a suitable come back! (Though "thinking" is a process that most fucktard vets are unable to do anyway)

:lol

Jixby Phillips Nov 13th, 2004 02:46 AM

booore-ring :rolleyes

why dont you spice things up a bit wiseguy :rolleyes

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
booore-ring :rolleyes

why dont you spice things up a bit wiseguy :rolleyes

Beautiful! The fucktard is providing his own idiotic statements for this thread! :lol

Now we'll see if he'll learn his lesson OR continue with this exercise in futility. Some fucktards "get it" sooner than others.

Jixby, you're starting to sound like Milhouse. That's NOT a good thing, fucktard. :lol

Jixby Phillips Nov 13th, 2004 03:02 AM

oh

WTF Nov 13th, 2004 04:05 AM

Ha, ha, ha… Mad Max, for what it is worth I fully support your brilliant idea. Fucktard noob I may be, but a fighting fucktard noob I am for sure. I now officially join the ranks of Mad Max’s legion and will give my life as Mad Max deemed fit. Master, your wish is my command.

Thank you FS for letting me see the light. FS deemed it necessary to practice his “intelligent” vet bullshit on me in the Love Line forum where I was really trying to make a positive contribution. Instead FS tried to show the whole world that he is just about the coolest guy around on I-Mockery. FS, you failed dearly, and I will soon show you how. You fell for the oldest strategy in the book, wise ass. English is my second language and still I fucking tricked you with stupidest bullshit.

Here is my reply to his olde "fag" shot at me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF
Gullible, Psychotic, and by replying on a noobs post with 5 replies (one after the other), also no Self-Confidence. But that’s ok. We are in the General Blabber Forum and we all help each other out here. You are just suffering from a nervous disorder affecting the young and inexperienced. You call it zeal. If you let go of the pm button for a minute it will assist in your recovery. :)

O look, the oldest stupidest trick in the book. It is the old “create the impression that he is taking the mock off the board and pm’ing his enemy about something. But what?”. O shit, I just hope he does not respond to this one, it is a TRAP, for sure!!

Alas he is stupid. Walked right into it!! Well, let him have it then.


Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF
Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF
If you let go of the pm button for a minute it will assist in your recovery. :)

I... don't recall ever pm-ing you.

Well, FS, then I don't know. There is an 16 year boy claiming to be a transvestite sending me messages under your name "FS" stating that he is just secretly posting to the Love Line forum and being unfunny to release some pent-up sexual energy for pre-school boys. Now, given the fact that I was busy strategically pulling him into a screaming rage with my replies, I was just as surprised to see the pm’s under your name. >:

However, this boy/girl claims he/she is “FS” and apparently, he thought that by posting 5 replies in immediate succession will thus release some of the sexual energy. When obviously it did not, he/she started pm’ing me like crazy. I got so fucking irritated that I said that I am going to tell the whole forum about this shit and will blow his (“FS”) cover for sure. You won’t believe what the little fucker pm’ed me then. He said he was going to post in the Love Line forum that he is not pm’ing me at all and words to the following effects: I... don't recall ever pm-ing you. Shit, these damn fraudies you know!! :/

Now, let us see how he get out of this one. I do assume that because he is a vet, so obviously his reply will be BRILLIANT. I mean, I am just a noob and one just has to listen to the MASTERS, isn’t it?

Here follow FS’s reply:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
you're pretty ridiculous, you know?

Ooooohhhh. I’ve been penetrated. Such brilliance, such, such Mockery!!!

FS, I ENTER YOU FOR THE OFFICIAL FUCKTARD’S FILES, SHIT-WIT

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 05:10 AM

Max, if I were you, I'd disassociate with this fucktard faster than you can say 'fucktard!'

WTF Nov 13th, 2004 07:29 AM

Illuminating! :eek

WTF Nov 13th, 2004 09:25 AM

BANNED!!! :eek

:lol

WTF Nov 13th, 2004 11:52 AM

I add ArrowX as a candidate. the fact that he is sooo tough with the noobs and then turns around and brag about him being an l33t h4xor as a kind of mock, deserves no better. look at this in reply to a post by sadie saying he must "sit down and shutup". lo and behold:

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF
Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowX
NOW WAY I"m too much of 4 L337 h4X0r

shut up. you may be a vet mocker and for you it is sooo important and all. but personally i just fuking hate it when an noob scriptkiddie brags on other message boards that he/ she is sooo l33t. scriptkiddies that sweat stuff like this is pathetic you hear. you dont even know how to spell "root" or trace route ZekeySpaceyLizard behind. if you want to brag about shit like this *4 L337 h4X0r* i will only believe you when you post your badge that stated that you have captured "root" on the wargames-server on www.astalavista.com. then and only then you can post words like *I am a 4 L337 h4X0r* for bragging rights. until then, shut the fuck up.


i now hold before you ArrowX, the most elite hacker of all time. ladies and gentlemen, the man that companies and countries hire to assist them. assist them in beating the competion by denail-of-service attack, so fluently and silently executed that even 128bit encryption firewalls dissapear before your very eyes. the man that countries employes to silently obtain their enemies deepest secrets. that man, ladies and gentlemen is no-one other than our very own ArrowX. the man, ArrowX, that hides secretely from prying hands and silent killing methods employed by spies and spec. operatives world-wide to ensure that their most danerous enemies dissapear forever. that man, ladies and gentlemen, are hiding in no other place than the Mock war Forum on I-Mockery.net!!!!

ArrowX, you are a lair and unless you do what i said in my reply to you above, i will forever call you a damn lair and a cheat, fucktard!!

Mr. Vagiclean Nov 13th, 2004 12:32 PM

>: WTF stop it you are HURTING THEM

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2004 12:35 PM

HE WAS FUCKING JOKING IN A IRONIC NOT FUNNY KIND OF WAY, ANY IDIOT CAN SEE THAT NOW STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT.

geez if i have to go into another thread and hear your verbal diarrhea on the subject i will not be happy.

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2004 12:36 PM

gah that was directed at WTF not Mr. Vagiclean.

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF
Fucktard noob I may be, but a fighting fucktard noob I am for sure. I now officially join the ranks of Mad Max’s legion and will give my life as Mad Max deemed fit. Master, your wish is my command.

Shit, I thought that fucktard SevenForce was banned. :lol

ThisIsWitty Nov 13th, 2004 06:19 PM

Mad Max swears because he cares.

Terra Nov 13th, 2004 06:41 PM

Wow Max. I was gone for a day and you did this.

I love you! :love

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Wow Max. I was gone for a day and you did this.

I love you! :love

:love

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2004 07:04 PM

get a room :/

Terra Nov 13th, 2004 07:16 PM

No way.

We're going to fuck right here and now. You whimpering asswipes can scatter like roaches when the kitchen light comes on. >:

Farty? Go get another drink.

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2004 07:26 PM

I havn't had a drink in a couple of weeks >: :( :/

Terra Nov 13th, 2004 07:27 PM

Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck. :)

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck. :)

That's a great idea! :love

GADZOOKS Nov 13th, 2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck. :)

Oh! So it will be so grotesque, he'll need liquor just to wipe the horrible images out of his head.

Krythor Nov 14th, 2004 06:33 AM

wow max fucktard how original NOT you are quite a bore!! zzzzz haha zzzzz

Krythor Nov 14th, 2004 06:34 AM

hey max this thread S-U-C-K-S that's right SUCKS!

Krythor Nov 14th, 2004 06:35 AM

ooops i posted in the wrong madmax thread its just they all look the same i can't tell the difference!!

BlueOatmeal Nov 14th, 2004 06:40 AM

I remember this one time when I was a kid I would lube up these fat paint markers and shove 'em in my butt. I would get some fierce erections! Memories :passionatesigh

BlueOatmeal Nov 14th, 2004 06:42 AM

Godammit I didn't mean when I was a kid I meant when I was in Middle School and High School. Well and now too.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 07:32 AM

Good save!

ThisIsWitty Nov 14th, 2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Terra slapped Mad Max across the face and ripped her shirt off exposing her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.
“Take me, fucking NOW.” She said.

Mad Max grabbed Terra and put his big strong masculine arms around Terra’s waist and pulled her head back and looked down upon her like a warrior taking the spoils from the battle field. Terra’s heart beat faster and starred into his hypnotic eyes and allowed his snake like tongue to explore every inch of her oral cavity. With lust coursing through her body she couldn’t wait to feel that tongue inside her vaginal cavity as well.

Mad Max threw Terra onto the bed, ripped off her skirt, and went to fucking work. Terra could FEEL the heaven that was Mad Max’s tongue. And it was SOOOOOO good. It reached so far inside her that she could swear she was being fucking tentacle raped. Mad Max licked her into a state of sexual frenzy causing her to make inhuman noises. She tasted like chicken. Terra reached an orgasm resulting in her screaming louder than the THX Lucasfilm sound system.

“Oh my god I want IT! I want IT! I want IT inside me! Terra said breathing heavily and throwing Mad Max onto the bed.

Terra took out Mad Max’s 15 INCH COCK. And starred at it in loving amazement. She just HAD to taste it. Terra placed Mad Max’s LARGE, THROBBING, PULSATING MANHOOD into her mouth and proceeded to pleasure him. Mad Max ran his fingers through her long silky hair as her head moved back and forth in a rhythmatic motion. Terra used her luscious lips and tongue in an attempt to release his love juice; She looked up at him, and felt like a little girl looking up at her father for approvement. His “approvement” was heard verbally when her fancy oral work released his hot cum into her mouth, hitting her the back of her throat at 90mph. She swallowed every fucking drop.

Terra wasn’t done with Mad Max though, she still wanted to feel that fucking MONSTER DICK inside her.

Mad Max got behind Terra as she got down on ALL FUCKING FOURS to prepare herself for the GLORY that was MAD MAX. Terra felt as if she was being penetrated by the WASHINGTON MONUMENT and squealed in delight as Mad Max thrust inside of her. Mad Max thrust with the power of an F-16 and the speed of a FUCKING PILE DRIVER. She turned around wanting to see the face of her PENETRATOR, and wrapped her legs around him with a grip stronger than the JAWS OF A FUCKING PITBULL. Mad Max continued to please Terra with the ol’ in-out for 8 FUCKING HOURS until he EXPLODED LIKE A FUCKING SUPERNOVA and she could feel the his MANSEED fill inside of her PUSSY OF EVERLASTING UNGODLY PLEASURE.

Both sexually spent, they felt asleep in each others arms. Dreaming the dreams that only lovers can…


THE END

EW U GUYZ

Terra Nov 14th, 2004 06:32 PM

There's more too! I think Max needs to write about the time I titty fucked him. :love

Man that was AWESOME! :lol

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 08:08 PM

Krythor: Triple posting just proves that you're a fucking boring fucktard looking for attention. You're just another generic fucktard that posts here. Yeah, and your "insults" of "You suck" and "NOT" were REAL original. :rolleyes
Fucktard.

Blue Oatmeal: Stop fagging up my thread fucktard.

Terra: :love

I don't want to write too much about us though. I'm sure each of these fucktards jerked off to that thread at least 10 times already and got their keyboards covered in their little boy "bliss".

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 08:23 PM

max: You dont suck....NOT hahahahahha heh ahem... what i was trying to say was, shut up about terra we all know that really, you are a complete homo and are trying to cover your gay tracks... so to speak.

Terra Nov 14th, 2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
Terra: :love

I don't want to write too much about us though. I'm sure each of these fucktards jerked off to that thread at least 10 times already and got their keyboards covered in their little boy "bliss".

:lol

Not to mention the little girl "bliss" that puddled in my chair after reading that. :love

And Metal? DON'T YOU BE A MISTER PISSY PANTS ABOUT MY MAX! >: JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE WITH MAX!

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 09:03 PM

MetalMilitia: Shit, you're probably fucking jealous of Terra! You're the one that was trying to suck up to me when you first got here, wanting to be my friend, you little bitch faggot. You're also the one having the fag fest with WTF and Spaceylizard, you fucking tube steak eating fucktard.

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 09:08 PM

Your just bieng mean becasue i hit a nerve... the truth hurts doesn't it.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 09:18 PM

Actually I'm NEVER mean, I only point out facts of life. And the fact is, you're a fucking fag, who projects his own homo self-hatred on to others by claiming they're gay. This stems from the obvious fact that you're embaressed of who you really are because Mommy and Daddy would never accept you if you told them. SO instead you have to live in secret, going to a public bathroom here and there, to get that dick in your mouth or ass that you so richly can't get enough of.

Your self-destructive path will only lead to ruin Metal, you should really seek counsling

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 09:24 PM

Inversly everything you said but with your name instead of mine.
I mean you must have got inspiration for all your 'stories' from somewhere. And the detail you go into suggests you have more than you fair share of man love fantasies.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 09:34 PM

Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.

One only needs a grasp of the English language, imagination and higher brain functioning to do it.

All of which explains why you fail so fucking horribly at it when you attempt to copy me, you illiterate fucktard! :lol

So would you like your next story be about you having sex with an animal instead? Because I can make that just as graphic fucktard.

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 09:50 PM

Quote:

Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.
This is true but most normal people would not be able to imagine or more importantly want to imagine such scenes of butt fucking.

Quote:

Because I can make that just as graphic
I dont doubt that. You probably have all the inspiration you need in your favourites folder.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 10:12 PM

AND SO METAL MILITIA HELD ONTO HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT. HE LOVED SPOT. HE FELT LIKE IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THIS SHITTY WORLD THAT UNDERSTOOD HIM. HE'D TRIED SO HARD GETTING GIRLS TO LIKE HIM AND EVEN GUYS, BUT NOBODY WANTED HIS PATHETIC ASS. NOBODY EXCEPT HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT.

AS METAL CARESSED SPOT'S COAT, SPOT BEGAN TO LICK HIM PLAYFULLY. METAL SUDDENLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST SPOT'S PENIS. HE WAS EXCITED! METAL FELT THE DOG ROD MORE. IT WAS ALL HAIRY AND ERECT. SPOT BEGAN TO RUB AGAINST METAL.

METAL KNEW WHAT SPOT WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM AND HE FELT IT TOO! METAL KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE, THEY MUST CONSUMATE THEIR MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE.

METAL STRIPPED OFF HIS CLOTHES AND ALLOWED SPOT TO MOUNT HIM. SPOT BEGAN TO BARK EXCITEDLY AS HE HUMPED AWAY AND HIS DOG DICK SLID IN AND OUT OF METAL'S ASSHOLE. HE RESTED HIS PAWS ON METAL'S SHOULDERS AND LICKED THE BACK OF HIS NECK DURING THIS INTERSPECIES UNION.

SPOT CAME IN METAL'S ASS, BUT METAL WONDERED WHAT DOG SEMEN TASTED LIKE. HE'D TASTED HUMAN SEMEN MORE THAN A FEW TIMES, BUT HE WONDERED IF DOG SEMEN TASTED THE SAME.
SO METAL PULLED SPOT'S STILL DRIPPING RED DICK TO HIS LIPS AND BEGAIN TO BLOW SPOT, MIXED WITH SHIT, BLOOD, SEMEN AND FUCKING DOG HAIR.

SPOT LAY MOTIONLESS AS METAL PERFORMED THIS ON HIS PARTNER. LETTING HIM. IT WAS AS ALMOST AS IF HE THOUGHT HE WAS PEOPLE.

SPOT, ONCE AGAIN SPENT CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND FELL ASLEEP, METAL FELL ASLEEP TOO, WONDERING WHERE THEIR NEW RELATIONSHIP WOULD TAKE THEM TOMORROW.

THE END.

DON'T FUCK WITH A PORN WRITER FUCKTARD! :lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 10:16 PM

i didn't read you post becasue its late at night and im tierd. But i will leave you with these words...

Max, a, is, wanker, massive.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 10:19 PM

Metalfaggot's tired and sleepy from all that jerking off to my posts. :lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 10:27 PM

Actually max, at the risk of sounding like a geek i have been reading up on 'Real time 3D terrain engines using C++ and DX9'. My brain hurts.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Actually max, at the risk of sounding like a geek i have been reading up on 'Real time 3D terrain engines using C++ and DX9'. My brain hurts.

Technophile forum fucktard. >:

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
Technophile forum fucktard. >:

Fucktard forum technophile.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 10:40 PM

Fuck 'Tards Forum, Pedophile. :lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 10:47 PM

paedophile forum buttfucker.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 10:54 PM

That didn't even fit the rhyming scheme, fucktard. >:

Anyone other fucktard wanna to step in at this point? Metal's getting boring again. The fucktard needs to remain at safer challenges like WTF and Spaceylizard.

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 11:02 PM

the nameing scheme 'confuzzled' me. after "Fuck 'Tards Forum, Pedophile."

Anonymous Nov 16th, 2004 11:13 PM

Hey fucktard noobs. I made this fucking thread so you could bitch about all the stupid shit the fucktard vets do. But what did you do instead?You fucking idiots went and made a bunch of "Cunt files" and got all your threads locked, stupid fuckers.

Better start getting it right fucktards. >:

:lol

GADZOOKS Nov 16th, 2004 11:20 PM

BITCH BITCH BITCH

VET VET VET :lol

GADZOOKS Nov 16th, 2004 11:21 PM



:lol

Anonymous Nov 16th, 2004 11:36 PM

Okay see now this is a perfect example. Listen up fucktard noobs! What you might do is complain about GADZOOKS obsession with posting pictures that usually have NOTHING to do with the topic at hand in his never ending quest to be a "wacky" fucktard. :lol

GADZOOKS Nov 17th, 2004 02:41 AM

the topic is bitch about vets, there a bitch, theres a vet. I think I am mor eon the ball than you max, and you created this topic. :lol

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 03:04 AM

Yeah, we all got that REALLY funny example of pictures fucktard. :rolleyes

A more appropriate example would've been a picture of legless vietnam soldiers to represent vets and one of yourself to represent bitches though.

:lol

GADZOOKS Nov 17th, 2004 03:16 AM

Yeah legless people are really funny right max :rolleyes

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 03:25 AM

If limbless people aren't comedic gold anymore, then the world has severely changed.

:lol

Jixby Phillips Nov 17th, 2004 04:19 AM

gadzooks your getting verbally RAPED :eek

GADZOOKS Nov 17th, 2004 04:31 AM

Ok I have logged into I-mockery.net and I am posting the following message:

sigh.. :rolleyes

I am eating a rice cake, it's made with cinnamon. I am on very late because I don't have worked tomarrow. If that deserves a verbal rape, then ok, it doesn't.

GADZOOKS Nov 17th, 2004 04:33 AM

Continued:

So really, don't worry about it. That's it, baddabingbaddaboom, right. :puke

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 04:49 AM

What kind of fucking faggot fucktard eats fucking rice cakes? What are you trying to watch your presicious weight, because your customers don't want a bloated fuck pig sucking their dicks? And since when does the prostitution line of work have a fucking schedule? Or do you have to take a day off due to your fucking herpes flaring up?

Yeah and you're a fucktard too Jixbitch Shitlips!



I believe that's what you were looking for...

:lol

GADZOOKS Nov 17th, 2004 06:12 AM

Continued:

No max, I am poor. Rice cakes are practically free. I don't have the comfort of living with my mom like you do. Thanks for trying to dwell in my life, but your just assuming things. Ever hear the joke about what happens when you assume. Thanks for making us both asses. :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Nov 17th, 2004 06:15 AM

Addition:

Don't tell me you have a job, especially if you say that job is a pimp. Pimps don't use the internet, especially at great extent as you.

ESPECIALLY

Helm Nov 17th, 2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Fucktard noob I may be
It's great that you've switched people to subordinate to. I don't know if mad max can appreciate the irony in that you're basically doing exactly what he hates about new people here (namely, sucking up), but just not towards the 'vets' but towards him, but I bet he appreciates your zeal and is glad to have you on board in his fabricated war against the 'vets'. After all, you're the best class of person that he can hope to draw in with his tired replays of OK GUYS, HERE'S THE GAMEPLAN: I GO TOWARDS THE LEFT, YOU GO TOWARDS THE RIGHT AND WHEN WE CATCH UP TO THEM IN THE CLASSIC PINCHER MANOUVER, WE CALL THE 'FUCKTARDS' AS LOUD AS WE CAN!

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 09:46 AM

Ballsy move, Helm.

You stepped into Mock Wars to be a forum spokesperson for Max. Give those Grecian sheep a day off, did we?

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 09:52 AM

SCATHING

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 10:10 AM

Yeah.

After reading some of the manure that the new recruits have been posting, I decided Helm isn't half bad after all. I'd take his sharp knives and bullshit over that crap any day.

And it's a sad day on I-Mock when I cop to that fucking piece of info. :(

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 01:26 PM

GADZOOKS: Shows what you know about REAL pimps, fucktard. And the jokes on you, my Mom's dead, you fucking welfare recieving trailer trash. Get the fuck off the internet and get a fucking real job, rice cake eating motherfucker! :lol

Helm: Yeah, but you fucktards keep falling for that same tired gameplan. :lol

Fucktard Noobs: This includes all of you fucking rejects that have been spamming up the fucking boards as of late. All of you are fucking worthless pieces of fucktard shit, with the collective IQs of a fucking pinworm. You need to be gutted and fucking killed ALL OF YOU. :lol

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2004 03:51 PM

I eat rice cakes. They are pretty nice actually, especially with butter or cheese. I dont like the flavoured ones though.

Helm Nov 17th, 2004 03:53 PM

YOU NEED TO BE KILLED ALL OF YOU FUCKTARD NEWBS OH WAIT BUT IF YOU ARE DEAD THEN WHO WILL ANNOY THE VETS OH OH DILEMMA :lol

PS MY MOM'S DEAD PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME :tear


Also, terra, please remember that I find you completely moronic and that switching from 'I hate helm' to 'I love helm and want to stuff the picture of his penis deep inside my swollen and ripe with puss vagina because liege lord you feel the heat, you burn to my touch mad max and his 15 inch man missle is purely hypothetical, a thing of legend' will not change that. In fact, it will only mean I despise you even more. So you know, fuck off.

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 06:16 PM

OH SHIT HELM IS REALLY HARD CORE! NOW HOW ABOUT GIVING ONE OF YOUR HILARIOUS DEATH THREATS OVER THE INTERNET STATING THAT YOU'RE GOING EVICERATE EVERYONE YOU HATE AND STRING THEM UP. WE HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH OF THAT YET! I DON'T NEED NEW FUCKTARDS TO DO MY WORK, SHIT YOUR FUCKING STUPIDITY DOES A GOOD ENOUGH JOB OF THAT!

PS: THE JOKE'S ON YOU, MY MOM ISN'T DEAD FUCKTARD!

:lol

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 06:23 PM

:lol

Helm, I love it when ignorant fucks like you just walk right into the wall like that. Laid that line right out in the open for you and Jesus fucking Christ I'll say one thing about heavy browed neanderthals like you; you are a predictable piece of smegma. :lol

Now shall we try this again in another couple of months and see if you've learned anything at all? Are you capable of retentive education or are you all about flying robots are awe and I'll slice your tits up and burn you alive and keep your teeth in a drawer and take your soul, bullshit? You are one predictable pseudo pretend psychopath and you can't even do that right. You see the "real" homicidal maniacs don't make threats like that. They just show up and do it. Your all about the bullshit and frankly, your cromagnum persona is as pathetic as your fucking two pixel dick.

Now please go out in the yard and continue ass fucking your sheep while you finger your prostrate and have a wonderful day,.

You stupid fuck.

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2004 07:00 PM

I like helm more than max.

And terra you need to stop sucking max's e-dick. It makes you look dumb.

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 07:04 PM

Metal nobody gives a fucking shit what the fuck you say. You're just upset because I wouldn't be your friend. :lol

And speaking of sucking dick, stop sucking Helm's it makes you look more fucking pathetic. Helm would piss on you and ass rape you if he had the chance. Of course your fucktard ass would probably like that shit.


:lol

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 07:05 PM

Metal, you bend over for and take it from Helm all you want. Your more his type of sheep. But I don't think Max is into fellas. :lol

Further. I couldn't give two shits a tickle and squirt what anybody thought of me. It just fuels me on if they hate me. :)

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2004 07:14 PM

YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST, NO REALLY, IM NOT KIDDING. I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE "YUR TOTALLY GAY FAG" AND THEN WHEN THEY POST BACK YOUR ALL LIKE "DUDE SHUT UP FAG, I ALREADY PROVED YOU WHERE GAY WHEN I SAID IT LAST POST LOL" THEN EVERYONE THINKS OMG THESE GUYS ARE SO COOL, THEY ARE LIKE JESUS BUT IF JESUS HAD A COOL HAT AND SMOKED AND TOLD PEOPLE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. LOL LOL LOL.

Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know.

ok im done.

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know.

ok im done.

Great. Now go stand in line with the rest of the fucking cattle around here and wait your turn up to bat when it's time to take us down. >:

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST, NO REALLY, IM NOT KIDDING. I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE "YUR TOTALLY GAY FAG" AND THEN WHEN THEY POST BACK YOUR ALL LIKE "DUDE SHUT UP FAG, I ALREADY PROVED YOU WHERE GAY WHEN I SAID IT LAST POST LOL" THEN EVERYONE THINKS OMG THESE GUYS ARE SO COOL, THEY ARE LIKE JESUS BUT IF JESUS HAD A COOL HAT AND SMOKED AND TOLD PEOPLE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. LOL LOL LOL.

Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know.

ok im done.

Translation: WAHHHHHHH! You guys hurt my feelings! :wah

Fucking Heavy Metal Homo. Go fucking jerk yourself to sleep to the pictures of Megadeath on your fucking wall and simmer in your pathetic life long dream of getting back stage to blow the lead singer of Metalica, fucktard.

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2004 07:23 PM

omg tremors is on TV. bitchin'

i like 2 better though.

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2004 07:44 PM

You know what max? i honestly dont care that i am not very good at calling people gay in numerous elaborate ways via the internet.
I mean it doesn't really have any practical use outisisde of 'owning noobs' and is certainly no use in the real world. So i will let you have this one... congratulations you are pretty good at something that will never help you achive anything in life or be useful at all once you do not have the anonimity of a forum.


oh and i just rembered that tremors actually sucks. The end was crap.

Schimid Nov 17th, 2004 07:56 PM

can i post here? :eek

it looks kinda dangerous :eek

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
You know what max? i honestly dont care that i am not very good at calling people gay in numerous elaborate ways via the internet.
I mean it doesn't really have any practical use outisisde of 'owning noobs' and is certainly no use in the real world. So i will let you have this one... congratulations you are pretty good at something that will never help you achive anything in life or be useful at all once you do not have the anonimity of a forum.


oh and i just rembered that tremors actually sucks. The end was crap.

Translation: WAHHHHHH! You still hurt my feelings! Why couldn't we have been friends?! :lol

And who the fuck is talking about "owning noobs"? I never say that shit. If you didn't "care" so much, you wouldn't have been replying in the first place, fucktard.

:lol

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 08:10 PM

:love

Max has this tender side of him that just makes me melt. :love :love

Anonymous Nov 17th, 2004 08:12 PM

:love

Anything for you my dearest Terra. :love :love

Terra Nov 17th, 2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
can i post here? :eek

it looks kinda dangerous :eek

Get the fuck out of here, you masturbating jizzless child. You can come back when it starts to turn white like the real boys. >:

See? I have a tender, nurturing side too. :love

Helm Nov 18th, 2004 05:43 AM

Wait, I'm not a real psychopath?

Jixby Phillips Nov 18th, 2004 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
can i post here? :eek

it looks kinda dangerous :eek

Get the fuck out of here, you masturbating jizzless child. You can come back when it starts to turn white like the real boys. >:

See? I have a tender, nurturing side too. :love

SCHIMID YOU BETTER DO WHAT SHE SAYS

MetalMilitia Nov 18th, 2004 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
You know what max? i honestly dont care that i am not very good at calling people gay in numerous elaborate ways via the internet.
I mean it doesn't really have any practical use outisisde of 'owning noobs' and is certainly no use in the real world. So i will let you have this one... congratulations you are pretty good at something that will never help you achive anything in life or be useful at all once you do not have the anonimity of a forum.


oh and i just rembered that tremors actually sucks. The end was crap.

If you didn't "care" so much, you wouldn't have been replying in the first place, fucktard.

Becasue i actually have nothing better to do with my time. Well thats a lie, technically i do have better things to do but whether i can be botherd to do them is a differnet matter.

Terra Nov 18th, 2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
Wait, I'm not a real psychopath?

No. Your pathetic.

In respect to your other lengthly post to Max I will address you over here. I feel that for me to come on the heels of your post to him and blather on about myself would be rather redundant. but this has been a long time coming.

Personally I don't feel your posts are funny when they address hacking people up. I was deeply offended about your comments concerning golwbelly's baby. But I do not cleave unto her and rally forth my undying support. She handled herself very well and has the support of the others. She doesn't require nor ask for mine. Now I imagine for most, my posts referring to genitalia or lack therein are annoying too. It has been pointed out and normally by those that have attacked first. But that is all personal conjecture and subject to individual preferences, just as your snuff stuff is. The mere fact that neither you nor I have been banned for it says something about the range of humor around here and it's diversity. Still and all, I respect that portion of your character here, even though I could give two shits for you as a person in my more lucid state, away from this monitor.

Saying this, I'll give you and a few others a little more insight to me and my continual evolving character here; I back away from nothing. I back down from nobody. It will remain that way until *I* grow weary of it. Not anybody else. If I do not come back and comment on something, it is more than likely that I just missed it or quite possibly feel that it will end up in a banning. For that measure I let it go. But I do not forget Helm. I do not forget.

What I DO enjoy the most about your posts to me are your visualizations of what I am doing while I read it or my emotional state concerning you, albeit whether I am in love with you or seeking out your photo shopped cock. This actually is quite enjoyable to think that somebody is actually spending time considering what I do and what my emotional state is (are my pupils dilated with LUV as I read your post??) hence I posted my picture in my avatar for yours and a few of the others enjoyment or disgust.

Another clearly identifiable shift around this part of the pasture is my allegiance with a strong, intelligent character and the mild dust storm it seems to be stirring up. Dude, I'm just having fun, just as Max is. It's nothing personal and whether it's funny or shitty to anybody else around here is no more skin off of my nose than anything else that has been tossed my way. Just having fun and for the most part, it's kept here and not as much over on any other the other forums. I only shoot back a retort when given one. I don't seek it out as a rule.

Another thing I shall note is that I predominately stay on three forums. There is absolutely no need to continue over on anything else for me. This is out of respect to those who do not seek out the inanities of idle banter and wish instead, to parlay with intelligent posters.

I just thought I would tell you that (and a few of your lukees),
even if it wasn't asked for.

Thank you very much.

I, Tara McClaine, approve of this message. :)

Dr. Fu Nov 18th, 2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
I back away from nothing. I back down from nobody. It will remain that way until *I* grow weary of it. Not anybody else. If I do not come back and comment on something, it is more than likely that I just missed it or quite possibly feel that it will end up in a banning. For that measure I let it go. But I do not forget Helm. I do not forget.

Before reading that I thought that you were generally a bitch that had no mind and enjoyed cussing out at people over a keyboard.

After reading that I feel less anger risen towards you.

For you see, sometimes you spew out words that are almost non-rebukable (spelling?) and frankly, I can't think of anything to come back to it.

And I would rather not reply to an insult rather than to give a sub-par comeback.

I also am a bit angered by the fact that sometimes you and Max corner somebody against a corner and dish out horrifying repugnant insults that would make baby Jesus cry. Some people are not like me and take the insults more than words on a monitor.

But I digress.

What was the point in this post?

I don't know. I ramble too much. This may rotate back to the fact that I type too much utter crap.

Oh well.

Carry on then.

Terra Nov 18th, 2004 10:55 AM

Fu,

If your referring to last evening, that was a bit of a fluke. I was not aware that Max and I were essentially posting to the same person until I hit the "submit" button. :) We seemed to do this again and again and I noticed our posts were almost simultaneous.

I am not sure how long you've been reading here prior to posting but there has been an ongoing "mock" for sometime.

Originally, when I came to the forum I was a completely different poster. I did my best to fit in and as a noob, was righteously shot down, as is SOP for new people. Little by little I developed a callus and although I enjoy a few friendships beyond this place by posters here and lurkers who have not signed on, there are a couple that come back with the same old shit and will not really relax with the fact that I am not going away.

I developed my own litany of replies after seeing that not a lot of other female posters here do so and yet, when I do the same thing that the guys here do, it just sends a whole flurry of furious activity out. For some odd reason, some of these posters just get riled over it, while quickly forgetting that they has instigated it in the first place. The difference is that it is a female shoving them back and while this isn't unheard of over the net, it does base it's originality in the fact that I won't back down and run off. This is where I enjoy it the most. for the time being, i have hit my comfort zone and feel right at home here.

I am called a bitch, a cunt, and a whore most of all. Once in a while I'm called something very creative and this is great. But what I notice the most is that all I'm doing is mirroring back what they give me.

Occasionally an unsuspecting new person will walk into the crossfire and get shot down.


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