I'm taking questions again
 

You can ask me questions

why do pigs have curly tails

i dont know

Do you want some chicken?

no

He's a genius, I tell you! Sheer brilliance!

thats not a question

Oh, so you want a question?

yeah

Have you ever drank a beer? :trickquestion

jixby phillips may i please ask you a question?

i've never drank a beer

whorable yeah

Is that REALLY you in that toast costume?

And if so, where did it come from?

no

its from a movie called Night Dreams

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing BUT the truth?

yeah

Do you believe in aliens?

Do you think there's two particular new people on the boards that shouldn't reply to every god-damn thread on the general blabber?

I know the answer to that!

ive never seen an alien i guess i beleive in them

helm: yeah

who the hell are you

should i make a cool shirt to wear to the pixies concert on sunday?

what time do you want to get married?

is it ok that i asked two questions?

oops three?

??

should i make a cool shirt to wear to the pixies concert on sunday? yeah when i saw the cast of "quintuplets" some girls made a shirt that had all the quintuplets names on it and it was kinda neat, and they got everybody to sign it (they were big fans) so maybe if youd did something like that and use puff paints you could get them to sign it if they are doing autogrpahs

what time do you want to get married? i dont think i'm ready for marriage theres a girl i like a lot

is it ok that i asked two questions? yeah

oops three?

??

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Dear Jixby, Is your favorite movie still Freddy Got Fingered?

yeah

I have a tough one for you my phillips.

What is the single gratest thing to come of the 80s?

Do the politics of dancing have anything to do with the politics of feelin' good?

Shut the fuck up, whiterat.

Not interested.

What is the single gratest thing to come of the 80s? i dont know

Do the politics of dancing have anything to do with the politics of feelin' good? what

Does verbosity equal funny, Jixby?

Sausage and Egg hotpockets or Campbells soup?

Does verbosity equal funny, Jixby? No

hotpockets are for boys who wear necklaces.

What are your favorite board games Mr. Phillips?

Are you gonna get your grades up!

Why you gotta be like that? >:

jixby phillips, who is your best friend(on the internet!!)?

What are your favorite board games Mr. Phillips? I like Monopoly a lot but i never get to play much board games! I have simpsons monopoly and nobody willplay it with me :(

Are you gonna get your grades up! yeah i'm gonna write some of my teachers letters cuz they are being d*cks


and my best friend on the internet well i'm not gonna say her name because she hates u all

does general blabber make you want to kill yourself

ps whats your favorite ghost

general blammer makes me want to join the amry or something!

ps whats your favorite ghost[/quote] if beetlejuice counts as a ghost i'm gonna have to say beetlejuice!

Jixby, what did you think of Chirs Elliot's TV Series Get a Life?

-Mark, age 9

Jixby do you belive in jesus?

get a life is one of my favorite shows i watched it when i was just a kid with my dad! Its my most wanted seasonset show on dvd that i want to come out on dvd

well i've never seen jesus but i beleive he existed! !

thanks for answering my question and i HATE to bother you again but i have another question!

When is my mommy comming home :(?

i dont know

Why?

Does your best internet friend hate me too? :(

Also, did Richard Pryor damage the Superman series or contribute to make it better in you honest opinion?

yellow, or blue?

Jixby Phillips will i ever be excepted for who I am :(

perndog i dont know rongis mom or where she is or even that she was missing

pjalne she doesnt even know you dont worry about it but she would probably not hate you! and superman 3 is by far the best superman but sometimes i remember it wrong and think it was gregory hines :(

no preference ninjavenom!

FARTIN: you mean a great dad?? I hope so !

I meant this site :/

why did you make a cunt file about me? :(

because there was lots of stuff that made me mad and you can see that stuff in your cunt file i beleive it was clearly explained!

Am I a cunt?

you're one of those people who i cant distinguish from all the other people who dont stand out!

do you love alphonse?

Hey Jixby did you REALLY think that "calling me out" in a thread called "hey mad max" in general blabber was gonna result in me posting in that thread?
And when you made that fucktard decision were you high at the time because you huffing Mr. Adventures farts after rimming him, or was it just due to your own fucking sub moronic intelligence?

:lol

do you love alphonse? I erally liked alphonse my favorite was when he made a post in some annoying thread and his avatar was of his hair all tied up and it was an animated gif of him moving his head and it was so perfectly timed it was like icing on the cake!

Hey Jixby did you REALLY think that "calling me out" in a thread called "hey mad max" in general blabber was gonna result in me posting in that thread? well i dont know i just wanted to let you know that i guess thats what you sound like i'm just having some fun with you

And when you made that fucktard decision were you high at the time because you huffing Mr. Adventures farts after rimming him, or was it just due to your own fucking sub moronic intelligence? no

Did I ever thank you for the 10 dollars you gave me on EZBoard?

yeah you did! its too bad about how they stopped doing the free gold promotion :( man seriously that was the best of times i probably got two years of gold and i only paid like 3 months worth because of it but thats okay ezboard is still okay with ads its not as bad as some *other* message boards if you knwo what i mean!

am i sometimes kind of neat?

yeah you're okay i like you sometimes you get on my nerves but thats what friends do sometimes you know !

ok yeah thats cool! which show do you like better, Rocko's Modern Life or Angry Beavers?

;)

Next time you are looking for an internet friend will you tell me so i can send you my resume?!

which show do you like better, Rocko's Modern Life or Angry Beavers? Rockos modern life prolly cuz i grew up with it i hated angry beavers when i first saw it but i thought it was really good when i actually watfched it

Next time you are looking for an internet friend will you tell me so i can send you my resume?! uh you dont use resumes for that kind of stuff

jixby, would you rather someone lie to you and save your feelings OR tell you the truth and hurt your feelings?

Sadie alway's has smart questions :)

If a car heading east from Los Angeles going 65 mph rams into a car heading west toward Los Angeles going 70 mph, what time do I have to go to work? :confused

Then why did i write a resume!?

what kind of cologne do you wear?

What was so wrong with my last question that caused you to stop taking questions?

Jixby, which came first: The chicken or the egg?

jixby who is the hottest girl EVER?

jixby, would you rather someone lie to you and save your feelings OR tell you the truth and hurt your feelings? well ideally i wanna know the truth but theres some things i just dont need to know! it depends on the situation you know somet hings just aren't my business and i dont like getting into peoples bussines but i tell the truth almost always because i'm incapable of lying at all ! i dont know what would hurt my feelings very much cuz i've heard it ALL

If a car heading east from Los Angeles going 65 mph rams into a car heading west toward Los Angeles going 70 mph, what time do I have to go to work? i dont know

Then why did i write a resume!? i dont know

what kind of cologne do you wear? i dont wear cologne or any kind of smell

What was so wrong with my last question that caused you to stop taking questions? i dont remember could you repost it

Jixby, which came first: The chicken or the egg? I dont know

jixby who is the hottest girl EVER? I dont know I dont think people should be doing that kind of stuff! I think everyone should just be happy a beautiful face is around to make us smile and there shouldn't be a compition about it cuz sometimes you get in the mood for one face instead of another you know! Theres some pretty gals here I think glowbelly's a really pretty gal!

:faint

Jixby, where I am, Burger King is called Hungry Jack's. Which name would YOU perfer if you were going to start up a burger chain?

What is your favoite type of kitten?

If you could have a president that sounded like "Macho Man" Randy Savage, would you?

Are you there?

Jixby, where I am, Burger King is called Hungry Jack's. Which name would YOU perfer if you were going to start up a burger chain? Out of those two do you mean? I guess I like Burger King best! If you're asking me to make a new name I'd make it JIXBYS PLACE and there'd be lots of pictures of me on the walls

What is your favoite type of kitten? any kitten that will let me pet them!

If you could have a president that sounded like "Macho Man" Randy Savage, would you? no

Are you there? yeah

What is the meaning of life according to Emilio Esteves? oh yeah i stopped taking questions becuase its a retarded unfunny question. sorry!

Did you stop taking questions period, or just in that thread?

I started again

this is witty make sure you read the title of the thread and the first post and all the other answered questions for that matter before you ask a question

jixby i was wondering what color should i paint my house?

post some pictures first ??

You never mentioned you were a BILLIONAIRE!

i rent the garage :(

that house is extra lumpy

i wouldnt do a THING with it it looks great

Jixby, where is that damn frog?

Apparently Matt rents his friends and girlfriends

What is a mean trick I can pull on my brother, because he ate my peice of pie I was saving for breakfast.

Where can I find weapons grade plutonium?

Jixby, where is that damn frog? i dont know

What is a mean trick I can pull on my brother, because he ate my peice of pie I was saving for breakfast. have a pie eating contest but put a bunch of those plastic things they put in pizza boxes under the whipped cream so he'll slam his face into it and get really hurt!

Where can I find weapons grade plutonium? i dont know

Jixby, I need money and I need money without doing something illegal or incredibly stupid. What do you suggest?

sell some of your stuff

Jixby what is the best idea you ever came up with?

i dont know if i can answer that exactly because i get so many great ideas i'm like an idea machine! but the last best idea i had was for a tv show called "the adventures of jeff and naked santa" they are a crimefighting duo in heaven and god is played by gary shandling (made up to look younger) but thats just ONE of many hit makers up my brain's sleeve