I regret to inform you
 

GRASS CLIPPER, SCRIPTWRITER, DRUNK, DIES AT 40
He really put the Fat Mower in Fartin Mowler

Fartin Mowler has passed away at the age of 40 years old. He is survived by his asian wife and his two non-asian children.


Fartin Mowler (second from left) at Age 18 day-dreaming about what he would look like at age 39

He announced his retirement from the Internet on October 30th, 2005 for the night of his 40th Birthday, he promised a party like no other on the F*ck You B*tch Message Boards, the party was glamourous in ways but was instantly crashed by two members; Problem Child's Dick and The VHS Box of MARTAINS GO HOME.

Shortly after, he suffered a beer-induced stroke (something before unseen in the field of medicine) and died. His final words were "IMAGINATION IS THE KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE", his second to last words were "I have a member and a set of balls."

I'm mad at this jerk
 

I hear Horatio Sanz plans to sing Rocket Man on the next episode of SNL in tribute.

A funny end to a funny man

we must observe a brief moment of silence in his honor -_-

*pauses*

Wiffle What?

Yeah... "Pauly Shore is Dead" wasn't funny either.
>:

rosenstern what the fuck is your problem the man was a saint have some respect for the dead

god fuck you

i suddenly feel as if i'm NOT being followed :(

i don't know if i like it :(

it's so LONELY.

the man had a HART OF GOLD

I made a poster for you to put in your shrines!

oh god! who's gonna mow all those lawns now?? :(

And who will lock his children in the basement???

Who's gonna bang his wife?? :(

The UPS guy

God Speed my friend! You where to beautiful for this world!

horticultural engineers will mourn en masse ... peace be with you, my green-thumbed friend :(

Have some respect for real engineers and don't make up crap like "horticultural engineer".

An engineering degree isn't just handed to you on a free platter, it takes grueling hard work and determination.

oh zip it, mr pothead.

In memory of Mr. Mowler, we invite you RELIVE THE MAGIC that was Fartin with August 20th apperance he made on F*ck You B*tch: The Radio show where he released his hit series Script Wars and his TOP 10 single "Belch Wars".


http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/AUGUST20.mp3

So long old friend, I hope the grass is greener on the other side of existence :(

August 20th is my birthday. Fartin's radio debut made it the most special day of my life!

But we should not dwell on his untimely demise. Rather we should remember the fantastic joy he inspired in the hearts of adults and children alike.

I'll actually miss him, he was just always here :(

yeah. except for that part where he was banned and then came back and was banned again.

ad infinitum

His passing will be like when mad max left. :(

You didn't like them but its just not the same when where gone. I still half expect to go into any thread in the mock wars and have FUCKTARD plastered over everything.

when did you get back!? >:

I wonder how long it will take for a Ghostenmowler, or Fartinspectre to join the forums?

Do you really have to reply to every single post? Show some fucking restraint and maybe you won't get banned again for being annoying.

i spoke too soon:

I'm really an idiot. All the years on I-mockery and I was trying so hard to find some friends and I failed so miserably. I'm sorry to write to you and only did I write because your the only one that I have there address. Just before I left I read a post from Kevin the Omnivore (who I wrote to apologize for fucking up one of his post, but it was only out of love) The post was about a band called The Okkervil river band and it is a very wonderful band. If you ever get the chance could you tell him that I appreciate his intelligence and the fact that he likes great music.


I hope you find a great future in Ohio again and I know that Daphne doesn't really hate me.

Good luck and if you ever come to Canada and don't mention that I'm a jerk come and see me.

Marty Fowler

The only thing worse then being stalked is being haunted.