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Emu Nov 30th, 2005 01:51 PM

A "newb" has just arrived among you!
 
HEllo :) My name is Ike and I enjoy all kinds of activities from football ("soccer" for you Americans!) to woodcarving. I hope I will have a great time here and I am looking foreward to fun, late night conversations with all of you! :)

Hannibal Nov 30th, 2005 02:07 PM

YOU SUCK!!!!
GET OUT OF HERE NEWBIE!!!








(Just kidding. I just felt like dishing it out instead of taking it!)

Emu Nov 30th, 2005 02:12 PM

you had me scared there for a minute :faint

Hannibal Nov 30th, 2005 02:24 PM

Hehehe. Sorry about that. :)

complimentary_toilet* Nov 30th, 2005 02:29 PM

Also a "newb".

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 02:44 PM

Jesus, what's with all these fucking new people?

Cosmo Electrolux Nov 30th, 2005 02:47 PM

why in the hell would anyone post a "Hi, I'm a noob" thread anyway....I thought that they were forbidden....

Hannibal Nov 30th, 2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Jesus, what's with all these fucking new people?


We're here to take over.

Cosmo Electrolux Nov 30th, 2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hannibal
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Jesus, what's with all these fucking new people?


We're here to take over.

that's rich...where the hell is Chimp?

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hannibal
We're here to take over.


Not if WE can help it!


Oh my god! Who are you?


THE MODS AND ADMINS!


From the left, it's: AChimp! Mockery! Dr. Boogie! And Chojin!


But what are you guys doing here?


We're here to make sure the forums aren't overrun with idiot newbies! We've made a list of idiots to be banned, as follows:


Rosenstern, for being a worthless piece of human trash with less value than shit,


Hannibal, for conspiring to take over the forums,


And Complementary toilet, for being the most dangerous kind of newbie: a British one. But of course we're not forgetting...


Juttin, for inducing vomiting in children ages 12 and under!


Gee, thanks a bundle Mods and Admins! Now the quality of our life won't be decreased by these fags!


That's why we're here, citizens of I-Mockery! See you next time, and remember...


Anime will make your brain explode!

THE END.

Cosmo Electrolux Nov 30th, 2005 03:50 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
...just because he's British...

Is that so? :blah

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 03:53 PM

Also because he's a newbie.

xbxDaniel Nov 30th, 2005 03:55 PM

GW, why do you have to keep making posts that make me laugh? It's hard to hate someone when they make you laugh!

MetalMilitia Nov 30th, 2005 03:57 PM

xbxMCj, why do you have to keep making posts?

xbxDaniel Nov 30th, 2005 03:58 PM

I'm trying to get your attention Metal. I miss you. :tear Please come back.

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 03:59 PM

Hey MetalMilitia, you're a newbie from the UK, be careful GW doesn't ban you! :eek

Edit:
Shit! 06 Sep 2004? I have done nothing with the last year. :lol

Hannibal Nov 30th, 2005 04:00 PM

Jeez, some people can't take a joke.

ItalianStereotype Nov 30th, 2005 04:03 PM

I like how you get this board

Sethomas Nov 30th, 2005 04:04 PM

Et beaucoup des gens ne peuvent pas parler français! Quel monde nous avons!

Hannibal Nov 30th, 2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Et beaucoup des gens ne peuvent pas parler français! Quel monde nous avons!


Le nerf de certains ! Quel monde en effet.

complimentary_toilet* Nov 30th, 2005 04:38 PM

Quote:



And Complementary toilet, for being the most dangerous kind of newbie: a British one.

Yeah...
You spelt "complimentary" wrong, and that toilet isn't even complimentary.
Dangerous???

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by complimentary_toilet*
Dangerous???

Kate, GW edited it after I bitched at her, she does that. :rolleyes

complimentary_toilet* Nov 30th, 2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by complimentary_toilet*
Dangerous???

Kate, GW edited it after I bitched at her, she does that. :rolleyes

Huh?

GADZOOKS Nov 30th, 2005 04:50 PM

Oh no a love triangle that completely sucks.

Juttin Nov 30th, 2005 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hannibal
We're here to take over.


Not if WE can help it!


Oh my god! Who are you?


THE MODS AND ADMINS!


From the left, it's: AChimp! Mockery! Dr. Boogie! And Chojin!


But what are you guys doing here?


We're here to make sure the forums aren't overrun with idiot newbies! We've made a list of idiots to be banned, as follows:


Rosenstern, for being a worthless piece of human trash with less value than shit,


Hannibal, for conspiring to take over the forums,


And Complementary toilet, for being the most dangerous kind of newbie: a British one. But of course we're not forgetting...


Juttin, for inducing vomiting in children ages 12 and under!


Gee, thanks a bundle Mods and Admins! Now the quality of our life won't be decreased by these fags!


That's why we're here, citizens of I-Mockery! See you next time, and remember...


Anime will make your brain explode!

THE END.




That's some crazy shit right there....I'm not gonna pick at it,for your sake.

Dr. Fu Nov 30th, 2005 05:16 PM

I R NOOB TOO

complimentary_toilet* Nov 30th, 2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu
I R NOOB TOO

Did you make the "Newbie Idiots To Be Banned" List? I did!!! I feel so honoured!

Sethomas Nov 30th, 2005 09:04 PM

Thank God that entire post was quoted. Otherwise, I'd totally have no idea what was going on.

complimentary_toilet* Dec 4th, 2005 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Thank God that entire post was quoted. Otherwise, I'd totally have no idea what was going on.

Quite.

darkvare Dec 4th, 2005 01:01 PM

well at least the admins and mods can get rid of people tha just post stupid things

DamnthatDavid Dec 4th, 2005 02:23 PM

Oh No! I see a zany sitcom in the works!

Emu Dec 4th, 2005 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Thank God that entire post was quoted. Otherwise, I'd totally have no idea what was going on.

It looks like someone's already taken my job here!! :) I'll just go then.


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