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Bod Feb 27th, 2006 06:09 PM

What do you talk like?
 
Here's a typical local accent where I come from:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/realmedia.../alanpovey.ram

You need realplayer. It's a tale of Owd Grandad Piggott.


Terra Feb 27th, 2006 06:18 PM

I love that accent. I don't have an accent. Used to have a drawl but that's all done now.

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2006 06:19 PM

My voice is kind of low, but I don't have an accent. So they say. :x

GADZOOKS Feb 27th, 2006 06:37 PM

God dammit yes you do. Everyone has an accent but they are just use to people talking like everyone in their community so they think they speak normal.

So what you think it normal speak is an accent to someone else, I thought this was obvious.

Bod Feb 27th, 2006 06:38 PM

I agree with ya Gadzooks, my sister claims she doesn't have an accent as did my ex. Was pure crap, they both talked like toff southerners.

btw, I don't sound like the geezer on that link.
Anyone understand it?

Schimid Feb 27th, 2006 06:44 PM

Before I hit puberty my voice was really high and had a Southern twang.

Now it's sorta in the middle. I don't know if anything's considerably distinguishable about it, but.

I expected Chojin's voice to be almost falsetto. I was WRONG

YOU'LL ALL HEAR IT SOON WHEN THE ZACK, ZAK AND FRANKIE POWER HOUR HITS YOUR EARDRUMS COMING SOON

ItalianStereotype Feb 27th, 2006 07:07 PM

I have a very stereotypically Italian accent.

schimid, chojin, mle, liquid, and anyone else I've talked to can tell you :<

Guitar Woman Feb 27th, 2006 07:09 PM

stereotypical as in you put -a at the end of every word, like Mario?

bigtimecow Feb 27th, 2006 07:22 PM

people say i sound 30 :(

Terra Feb 27th, 2006 08:15 PM

No. Don't anybody ressurect the phone line thread.

executioneer Feb 27th, 2006 08:21 PM

the what now

Terra Feb 27th, 2006 08:25 PM

The post your phone number thread that Blue Oatmeal started. Long ago.

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2006 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
I have a very stereotypically Italian accent.

schimid, chojin, mle, liquid, and anyone else I've talked to can tell you :<

You sounded like an angry black man. :o


I understand the I wouldn't think I had an accent, cause I've heard it for so long blahblah.. But, I have talked to people from all different parts of the world, and they all say I have no accent. That is why I added the "So they say." at the end. I'm sure it's there, it's just not very strong.

Except MLE, who thinks I sound real country. :(

ziggytrix Feb 27th, 2006 09:47 PM

One time there was this guy from Israel visiting a class I was in and he asked me if I was from England, which was really damn odd, since I have a fairly noticable southern US accent.

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2006 09:49 PM

buuut you come from the water. :o

ItalianStereotype Feb 27th, 2006 09:50 PM

black?

ziggytrix Feb 27th, 2006 09:54 PM

But I was born fivezeroone. Then I went all foursevennine for a few years, and now I'm twoonefour. But I'll always have a bit of fivezeroone in my soul.

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2006 09:58 PM

It happens, man.

Rongi Feb 27th, 2006 10:21 PM

i probably have a long island rich jew voice, dispite not being rich or jewish

sadie Feb 27th, 2006 10:49 PM

i have a southern accent, according to non-southerners. people from around here think i'm from new york or something.

AChimp Feb 27th, 2006 10:56 PM

I don't have an accent.

Sethomas Feb 27th, 2006 11:38 PM

I've been told that I don't have an accent by people the world over. I was speaking French with some exchange student lovelies, and I apologized for my poor accent and they told me I had no accent at all. I think they were making fun of me in that regard.

I think what it is, is that the American midwest is such a hodgepodge of different cultures wherein, unlike the East Coast, they had to assimilate into a normal mode of speech because there aren't really ethnic communities where they can isolate themselves. So, midwesterners have a total blank slate of accents, unless you're in the redneck belt (Martinsville, IN to Tallahassee, FL).

Where I grew up, none of my classmates had any accent at all growing up but come high school many decided that they wanted a redneck twang so they forced it on themselves.

I dunno. Those of you who have talked to me on the phone, what do you think of my voice? I was always very monotone after puberty, but I think I've beat myself out of it.

ziggytrix Feb 27th, 2006 11:41 PM

Seth, if you think someone sounds like they grew up in the midwest based on their speech patterns, how is that NOT an accent?

Sethomas Feb 27th, 2006 11:49 PM

Well, like I said, it depends entirely on where in the midwest they're from. If you consider that a lack of an accent is an accent in itself, then sure. But I've seen it pointed out that things like news programs on the East Coast, Southern States, the far north, et cetera almost always hire people who don't sound like they're from the area because it's "standard American". I think that the accent-less accent grew up in the Midwest, but it's also the most prevalent on the West Coast. I can tell if someone is from Northern Michigan, for example, but I can't really tell someone from Indianapolis from someone who grew up in California or central Florida or whatever else.

Sethomas Feb 27th, 2006 11:55 PM

For that matter, I've heard people from Northern Europe who speak English, and most of them don't have much of an accent. Some of them have a British accent because that's how they learned the language.

Terra Feb 27th, 2006 11:58 PM

You've missed an entire region by not mentioning the Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas (a country of it's own) and Iowa region. I go to California and sound midwest and come out here and they claim I'm from the west coast. I go to Nevada and they think I'm from Chicago.

I think Midwesterners just have an accent all their own that is nothing but cammoflage.

Sethomas Feb 28th, 2006 12:12 AM

Well, I've heard people from that region that don't have accents, and I've heard some that do. I didn't mention it because I'm ignorant of the regional nuances.

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 12:37 AM

I have the boring accent that every news anchor is required to have :(

maggiekarp Feb 28th, 2006 12:43 AM

I have a southern accent. It's not slight but not really annoying either, I hope. I say "y'all", too.

If someone talks to me that has an accent I mimick them accidentally :(

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 12:44 AM

Where do you live Miss Maggie?

Zomboid Feb 28th, 2006 01:33 AM

I sound like most Canadians that aren't newfies or injuns. Only person on here who's heard my voice is italian, I think.

Matt Harty Feb 28th, 2006 01:36 AM

i talk like a thug nah mean?

ItalianStereotype Feb 28th, 2006 01:51 AM

zombo! you've heard me speak. I don't sound black.


and you sound pretty much like most other Canadians I've ever heard. you even threw in an "eh?" or two

WhiteRat Feb 28th, 2006 02:02 AM

I'm originally from Minnesota but i've been told by southerners from Florida and Texas that I have no trace of so the so-called Fargo/Canadian accent. Though I can't say the same about some people that I know.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:06 AM

I have no accent. >:

GADZOOKS Feb 28th, 2006 04:45 AM

Even if you don't have a specific state accent you still have an American accent so shut up.

God damn so many fucking racists on this board.

executioneer Feb 28th, 2006 07:12 AM

i have a fat voice

Juttin Feb 28th, 2006 11:23 AM

Region accents are a myth to me.....I talk like every other person I've met,alot from other parts of the country

Big McLargehuge Feb 28th, 2006 12:05 PM

In Arizona we speak uninflicted English, that is we speak it nearly phoenetically. But we also have gruff raspy voices like cowboys. All the REAL cowboys come from Arizona and New Mexico.

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 12:18 PM

I used to have a german accent, but I've lived here for so long that it just kind of disappeared. I only talk like that now when I want to be an asshole. >:

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
I am from Germany so what accent kind should have???

frafrafhihihi


Marc Summers Feb 28th, 2006 01:36 PM

I kinda have a mid-range voice, but it gets a little higher when I'm excited or nervous, and kinda low when I'm trying to be calm.

And sometimes I talk like my Mom and I try not to do that because it makes me sound really gay :(

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 01:37 PM

When I talk to girls I go into Barry White mode.

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 02:03 PM

lol

Emu Feb 28th, 2006 02:14 PM

I'm told my voice sounds a lot lower than I think it does, to the point of being inaudible to the elderly. Yet I don't really have an adam's apple. :(

Also I sound like I'm a Central Illinois teenager, meaning everything I say has a sarcastic slant to it even when I'm being serious. >:

Juttin Feb 28th, 2006 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
In Arizona we speak uninflicted English, that is we speak it nearly phoenetically. But we also have gruff raspy voices like cowboys. All the REAL cowboys come from Arizona and New Mexico.


*coughbrokebackmountainuncough* :rolleyes

Dole Feb 28th, 2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

they both talked like toff southerners.
me three

kahljorn Feb 28th, 2006 04:24 PM

I sound like I'm on drugs all the time ;(

Sethomas Feb 28th, 2006 04:25 PM

I thought you were on drugs all the time anyways.

kahljorn Feb 28th, 2006 04:31 PM

Usually if I'm doing anything I'm smoking pot. I don't even do that all the time, just most of the time.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Even if you don't have a specific state accent you still have an American accent so shut up.

God damn so many fucking racists on this board.

[19:27] Brian: Do I have an accent?
[19:28] Amanda: Yes, you do
[19:28] Brian: Oh wow. :eek
[19:29] Brian: What does it sound like?
[19:29] Amanda: Like a Yiddish woman with a lisp
[19:29] Brian: OY VEYTH
[19:29] Amanda: :lol
[19:29] Brian: :)

maggiekarp Feb 28th, 2006 08:42 PM

A long time ago in this thread I was asked where I live. I live in New Mexico but I was born in Texas, and since my mom was raised there I tend to speak like her.


I don't know about you guys but I want to hear Seven Force now :(

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 09:06 PM

Ask ItalianStereotype.

Whoever thought he sounds like a black person needs to get their hearing checked.

ItalianStereotype Feb 28th, 2006 09:09 PM

you sound like Jerry Lewis!

xbxDaniel Feb 28th, 2006 09:18 PM

I've been told I have a boston accent. I had troubles with 'r's for a long time.

Supafly345 Feb 28th, 2006 09:52 PM

I probably sound like TV.

ziggytrix Feb 28th, 2006 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
you sound like Jerry Lewis!

So that's actually two votes for "yiddish woman with a lisp" :)

GADZOOKS Feb 28th, 2006 10:17 PM

If stuffed crust pizza had a voice, it would be mine.

Geggy Feb 28th, 2006 10:19 PM

I have a deaf accent because my speech is horrible. I can barely understand any of the words that I say, let alone pronouncing most words wrong all the time. I've alway had trouble with the letter K. Take the word 'ask' for instance...when I say the word 'ask', in my mind, I think I am saying it loud and clear...apparently I've been told that I don't say the letter 'k' loud enough for them to hear.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 10:41 PM

Please tell me you sound like greased up deaf guy of family guy fame

Womti Mar 2nd, 2006 11:38 AM

I kinda haff a bahstan accent :/

Bod Mar 2nd, 2006 02:38 PM

I was in a bar in Minnesota and all the americans knew my pal was english because he speaks like a cockney. But my northern english accent bamboozled them. I was asked if I was from Australia of all places.

Chojin Mar 2nd, 2006 06:00 PM

I don't have a typical accent for my area, but I do have a really deep voice with a slight bit of southern.

Jin sounds EXACTLY like the guy from OMC.

DESTINATION UNKNOWN AS WE PULL IN FOR SOME GAS.

Pharaoh Mar 2nd, 2006 06:38 PM

I've got a basically Northern England (Manchester) accent, with a bit of London mixed in. And I have a bad habit of saying 'Er' before everything I say.

xbxDaniel Mar 2nd, 2006 06:40 PM

'Er' is better then 'like' by miles.

Pharaoh Mar 2nd, 2006 06:43 PM

Er, thanks, I agree. :)

MLE Mar 2nd, 2006 09:03 PM

i have a not-very-thick baltimore (read: balmer) accent. people around here tend to drop unnecessary syllables. they don't talk slower than usual, so it's kinda half-southern. i've been told i can drop it really well when singing in italian, though.

speaking of italians, i could have sworn that if i pissed off IS, i'd be on the national mob hitlist.

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 10:55 PM

^^
I'd love to hear your singing voice. :(

MLE Mar 2nd, 2006 10:58 PM

Are you hitting on me?

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 10:59 PM

Wha....what the fuck?


No!






:chatter

-----

Seriously, no. I just was just wondering how you sound.

MLE Mar 2nd, 2006 11:00 PM

Oh, and Liquid? I could barely hear you on the phone. What I could hear was that you had a country-like voice and you were really fucking shy.

Fathom Zero Mar 2nd, 2006 11:47 PM

Many people have told me that they don't know what my accent is, because I can do many voices, but my casual speech's accent is definately unidentifiable.

Womti Mar 3rd, 2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Wha....what the fuck?


No!






:chatter

-----

Seriously, no. I just was just wondering how you sound.



HAHA CAUGHT RED HANDED YOU CROSS-EYED PERVY FUCK >:

Ihach Mar 3rd, 2006 04:33 PM

i imagine my accent is probably very much like achimp and zomboid, or at least zomboid, cause i know i say 'eh' all the time, and americans always point it out :(

glowbelly Mar 5th, 2006 08:06 AM

i have been told that i add a syllable to short words with the letter "a" in them.

for instance, i say "ba-ad" instead of just "bad."

i dunno.

i know that i sound a lot more intelligent than a lot of the people who live around me :( and my uncle is always making fun of the way i say coffee. whatev.

MetalMilitia Mar 5th, 2006 08:49 AM

you're in some much trouble sevenforce!!!

Seven Force Mar 5th, 2006 11:02 AM

Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit... :hangman

ArrowX Mar 5th, 2006 03:25 PM

People don't know my accent, nor do I. :(

sspadowsky Mar 5th, 2006 08:13 PM

I have been told by several people that I sound like Brian from Family Guy. I must admit that pleases me.

Dr. Boogie Mar 6th, 2006 01:43 AM

Ha, more like Lois, you fag.

sloth Mar 6th, 2006 07:37 AM

Norf Lahndan.

kahljorn Mar 6th, 2006 12:00 PM

WHO WANTS TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE HUH GUYS? ITS A RAINY DAY AND I GOT A CONVERSATION FOR TWO!

The Retro Kat Mar 6th, 2006 12:18 PM

I have a weird Chicago accent...not super fan Chigago, cause I'm not polish, but I do prefer "d" over "th".

Dr. Boogie Mar 6th, 2006 01:52 PM

I have a deep voice and no accent. I believe MLE knows what I sound like because was talked back when we still had that thread about the computer phone... program thingie.

Ask sspad, too.

Mockery Mar 6th, 2006 02:19 PM

If you've heard that "I Will Beat Pacman" song, that's pretty much how I always talk. Anybody who's ever met me in person can verify this.

Bod Mar 7th, 2006 03:16 AM

Quote:

I have a deep voice and no accent.
Everyone has an acccent to varying degrees, it's like saying you have a face with no features!

I can't think of anything anyone would have heard of that talks like me. I pick up accents in every places I've lived (except Wales thank god) and have a mixture of the lot.

the_dudefather Mar 7th, 2006 11:43 AM

i have a northern irish accent, which is much like you see on tv even stuff like saying 'and that there' or 'like' every other sentence.

its not so much the friendly 'top o' the mornin' accent, but more 'we are going to GAIN oor INDEPENDANCE by ANY MEANS nessiCARY', like

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 7th, 2006 03:10 PM

My accent is "plain", but for whatever reason, I uncontrolably talk with an Irish or british accent. Donno why. Just gets stuck in my head.lol

Moobs Mar 7th, 2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
If you've heard that "I Will Beat Pacman" song, that's pretty much how I always talk. Anybody who's ever met me in person can verify this.

I can't actually watch the whole of that flash because you scare the shit outta me :(

Womti Mar 7th, 2006 04:33 PM

what do you mean
rog is good-looking >:

Womti Mar 7th, 2006 04:33 PM

and I am an idiot who not only double posts

Womti Mar 7th, 2006 04:33 PM

but who triple posts also
FUCK >:

davinxtk Mar 7th, 2006 05:44 PM

my accent is pretty damn nonregional but my word usage and exclaimations are clearly northeastern. i tend to speak in a condescending tone rather inadvertantly.

i pick on people's accents all the time. i can usually point out an accent someone has, even if it's just from having lived somewhere.

midwest accents are really easy to pick out, so i have no idea what the hell seth is talking about. especially ohio, karen :p

i do use y'all somewhat frequently and if i get too excited or angry i get careless and usually end up sounding southern. god only knows why, i've never been down south.

my mom grew up in NYC and i grew up here in MA so i think the combination really cancelled itself out.


oh, and speaking english with a nonregional american accent really does mean that you're not using an accent at all. that's how those words are pronounced phonetically. it's nothing like a face without features, that was a rather inapt analogy.

sspadowsky Mar 7th, 2006 06:05 PM

Dr. Boogie sounds like Ben Stein, only more sedated. And less Jewish.

Pub Lover Mar 7th, 2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davinxtk
oh, and speaking english with a nonregional american accent really does mean that you're not using an accent at all. that's how those words are pronounced phonetically. it's nothing like a face without features, that was a rather inapt analogy.

If you do not sound like the Queen, you are not speaking English right.

ziggytrix Mar 7th, 2006 09:36 PM

But she has a British accent!

No one speaks purely phonetically. Even the most monotone speakers stress different syllables and emulate the speech patterns of their environment.

A "nonregional" american accent is still an American accent.

This is the dumbest semantics argument I've seen in ages. :)

Dr. Boogie Mar 7th, 2006 09:48 PM

Indeed. We are not amused.:posh

Terra Mar 7th, 2006 10:44 PM

So we all need to actually each other's voices rather than describe them.

Fire up the phone call list.

executioneer Mar 8th, 2006 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by davinxtk
oh, and speaking english with a nonregional american accent really does mean that you're not using an accent at all. that's how those words are pronounced phonetically. it's nothing like a face without features, that was a rather inapt analogy.

If you do not sound like the Queen, you are not speaking English right.

lol i read that as "if you do not sound like Queen you are not speaking English right" and i started thinking of Bicycle Race :(

executioneer Mar 8th, 2006 12:21 AM

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/madlib.mp3

SEE, FAT


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