I'm wearing acid-washed jeans. Ask me anything.
 

:)

what is the reason of your existence?

What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?

why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it? :/

Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?

what is the reason of your existence?

i have cancer

What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?

Like going back in time! Except without the loony tunes chasing me down the frozen food aisle with an erect penis on the moon!

why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?

Go eat a spoonful of dick lint.

Why do you avidly have sex with people from the same sex?

Why do you avidly have sex with people from the same sex?

Wait wait wait! That toaster was OVER 18! I swear!

what's it like to fall down a bottomless pit, only to find out that it's not really bottomless, and you fall to your...bruises becasue in reality, it's only about 3 inches deep.



I always wanted to know that. :/

What's it like having the acid residue on your pants eat through your penis?

what's it like to fall down a bottomless pit, only to find out that it's not really bottomless, and you fall to your...bruises becasue in reality, it's only about 3 inches deep.

It's like eating a SHUT YOUR FACE BEFORE I CUT IT OPEN WITH A LAWNMOWER.

What's it like having the acid residue on your pants eat through your penis?

It's like taking a SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RUN IT OVER WITH A WHEELCHAIR

Hows it feel to soak your hand in pynsol spray and shove it so far up your eyes the citrus starts to burn through your colon and reaches it way up your eyes. By then, your hand has been eaten off and from the plam up is still lodged in your ass. As you fall down from the pain, the hand shoves farther up your ass and rips out your stomach at such an angle it misses every organ in your body. But that really matter... becasue your thumbnail has ripped your rectum into shreds and attracted many truck drivers. As they are taking turns raping you and smacking you in the face with your ass-covered hand you realize you've been gay your whole life. You try to use ESP to call the police. BUT ESP AND REAL YA DUMB SHIT! So you beg them to stop... but they just keep gettin harder... and harder... and harder. You stop screaming and start enjoying it. The truck driver that is fucking you now, known as John, humps hard as the group arounds him screams his name. You scream your fathers name... I dont know what the fuck im talking about. Im fucking sleepy and need to go to bed damnit >:

how's it like to SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RUN IT OVER WITH A WHEELCHAIR?!

I really want to know. :/

What the fuck is dick lint?

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ever see gumo

dun make me step on u naomi queen ******s

I am at least 10 IQ points stupider JUST for having read this thread. >:

No doubt about it now. Feelevil is Hentai Tentacle Demon.

dun u DARE put me in that category of retardness Captain Homo >:

by posting those words, you just did so yourself.

i hate u because of ur location more than u could ever comprehend

Edit: correction:: i just read yer sig :rolleyes

Why the hell do you have to go and ******-up every thread? >:

Here's my question;

HTD, why aren't you funny :/?

Nothing beats a skirt ^ ^;

What the fuck?

That's all? I could almost feel my brain shutting down.

Here's MY question: Why doesn't he realize this applies to him as well?

I thought you where done with me :lol :lol :lol.

Retard :).

I was, but since, you know, you NEVER leave, your post feces are EVERYWHERE.

Anyhoo... What were you saying about someone being mentally handicapped and calling someone else the same? Hmm...

I'm done now, but only because arguing with a broken record, ie a repetitive piece of shit, is starting to ::ahem:: NOT BE FUNNY ANYMORE :lol :lol :lol

I thought you where done with me :lol :lol :lol

Retard :).

Ill buy you a girlfriend for your birthday, big guy.

People, can't we all just pick flowers? ^ ^;

I bet it took you all night to post that one :|

Tee hee ^.^

:maul

Love and peace! ^.^

Jin is my new I-Mockery hero :bow