What should be destroyed?
 

Hey I know I'm the newbie around here and like this place a lot. I'm already writing some stuff for I-Mockery. I have three ideas already and will try to write a weekly thing about politics culture and all that crap. It would be helpful if you could pin this so people can easily acsess my writings. I also need a few ideas. Just PM me if you have an idea for me. I will credit you for your idea. I'll try to release my first writing today or tommorow. :) And my writings are mocks not serious stuff. I know you guys all like mocks. I basically won't post anything else in this forum other than my writings.

Uhh, even if you are the wittiest writer in the world this will not get sticked untill you release something :/

Even then I don't think this place really works like that.

That's swell, buddy!

Is this a mock?

I'm writing my first one now. And please don't flood my thread with complaints, though I'm happy to see people are responding. I'm almost done writing it.

r u 4 realz?

Yes, in theory. But I still need to add pictures covert it to the forum and all this other crap. Might take a while in between playing halo and working and lunch. "It 1:21 already" I might have some other delays but I will get it up ASAP.

man u got a lot of fvckn nerve. >:

GTFO

I don't understand you. You speak strange things. But I guess your just too immature for this thread. So get out. Really, I couldn't get in % posts before somone shits me!

Are there and good source ports for Quake 2 other than Quake 2 Max? The menus in Quake 2 Max run like crap.

I'll shit you good that man.

Please don't post in here anymore. This is where I''ll update my writings. If you have a comment PM me.

are you Marine?

I, for one, want to see these writings. >:

Soon soon. Just wait.

Haha, I see potential in this thread completely unrelated to its intent. :picklehat

I hope it goes on forever and ever.

That Man are you done writing yet? >:

that man is terrible

guys he's Almost done! geez louise

I bet its going to be the laughfest of 2006. Can't wait.

Guys this is his thread..

he's got a gun.

That's not a gun he's holding!! :chatter

Guys, this is where he's going to post his writings. We can't just clutter it up with our nonsense.

If he keeps correcting us on our sentence structure, syntax and grammer then it's POW right in the kisser!! >:

Protoclown is right and he's the only one with sense around here. I feel no need to be here since you all are complaining. I mean really if you're not interested get out!

yeah you guys, get OUT

Okay I'll be nice. I'm sorry Mr. That Man. Please post what you've written.

EVERYBODY ELSE DON'T BE MEAN!

PROTOCLOWN IS GOD :dicksuck.

That Man and Terra sure are a couple of Ding-a-lings!

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You said it, Crime Stick!

Oh hush and let him post, Mandingo.

Yeah yeah whatevea :conspiracy

This guy isn't going to last long here.

oh i hope he stops by my trailer before he leaves!!!!

Holy shit how did I miss this thread. I think its time for me and the man go get to know eachother.....BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STYLE!

Leave the swamp donkeys at home, little brother. He might be shy :conspiracy

oh man i'm getting so hot right now you guys

Terra is a god damned gnome, hwo can something thats 5'3 and looks like her make anything steamy? Unless of course she does the horizontal tango with marine.

You know, before he leaves, The Man is going to swat your fanny for your haste in spelling. If I were you, before I bent over, I might want to edit that last post of yours. You know, check for errors?

Just tossing that out there! :)

guys stop it this thread is not for goofoffs

GAWD

I would like to see the funny.

that is a good idea thatman i will sticky this right away let me roll up my mod sleeves here

okay i hope that worked good luck and godspeed we can't wait for your first release

My first writing is another addition of things that must be destroyed. I only need pictures the writings done. The second one is about well.. I don't really know it's kinda random. But Ill get it up soon. Just don't think aboutme anymore it might take a while. And Chojin I'm glad that youre willing to help.

I think it's either really funny being oblivious to the levels of sarcasm in this thread from the mods, or really not if he gets it and is just being purposely dense.

I think that spawn campers in halo should be on that list (of things to be destroyed), don't you agree >:

A star is born

:themoreyouknow

We mods are working around the clock to get this thread sticky for you

No, I think news like this deserves no less than an announcement.

I'm getting so wet just thinking about these writings. I need these writings now. I don't know how much longer I can handle the gushing!

Thank you That Man, you cured my flu :lol

Now, where's your writing? :)

these writings are going to make the bible look like 'spunky sue goes chop chop' - now GET OUT!

He must be working around the clock on this. That Man is the cat's pajamas!

We now enter day 2 of the labor process.

Damn, it won't be a suprise WHO will win the next Nobel Prize of Literature :)

Im done and will post it today, but I will be visiting another city in here california for the rest of the day, so I'll have to post it later. And I have written next weeks one too. I post it as soon as I get home, gotta go!

you are such a tease!

'Twat man' arf arf

I'll be going in a few minutes and will post when i get home so shut up until then.

I for one still plan on fully digesting 'That man's articles and not just skim-reading them, finding the first unintentionally funny sentence and posting it several times between insults.

you seem so wanting to see my reading but you hate them. If your so retarded you read and listen to stuff you hate your either a goth, emo, or Gemo.

That Man, this is just our way of saying that we love you.

do you like halo

Yes I do. I own both games beat them and watch the webtoon Red Vs. Blue. at www.roosterteeth.com or something like that. I am currently making my own halo webtoon with the help of friends

You must be a pretty happy guy if it's taking you this long to think of things that should be destroyed!

This is so exciting!!

With the way that sentence was constructed i'd say that you have the touch of the Down's.

Fuck, I'm pretty sure we're gonna hear from his Halo matches and how much he pwned n00bies.

Not to mention all the loser nerds he has met in Halo

:)

GRR I took the whole day off work waiting for these gosh damn writings to be posted and they are still not here!!

I no longer consider you friend that man.

this thread is a lie. a dman dirty, sticky lie. :wank

You guys are going to be so sorry when he submits his writings and they are good!! Then you will feel guilty laughing at them and probably KILL YOURSELF!!! >: >: >: >:

someone get achimp in here to calculate how much jizz we need to cover this thread

we're up to what 74 posts and from my research i can cover my monitor with a few healthy doses and that covers about 3-4 posts on the largest resolution

get cracking, guys

That Man and I shared a name...



Me!

WOOHOO i can't wait for this AMAZING article i'm DYING in all this SUSPENSE

Sometimes I feel insecure that I'm not funny.

not that man though!

I'm going to start writing my own articles now too! ALRIGHTO![/quote]

I race home on my lunch break to see these hyped-up writings only to find NOTHING. What a crock of shit.

I agree now FUCK OFF That Man youve toyed with out hopes and dreams for the last time >:

Man, isn't he home YET??

You're not Leeloo Dallas. :(

The hell I'm not.


Leeloo Dallas. Multipass.

Bleh no writings fuck, and I spen the whole night just thinkin' all the verbal goodness that was awaiting me in here...FOR NOTHING! D:


Fuck! Rog, you really have to create a whole new section for That man's writings >:

My house has caught fire six times in six weeks and it's a miracle that I've found all the fires and been able to put them out before they got out of control and burned down the place. One time the fire was in the trash can right outside my back door. Another fire started in the waste basket in my master bathroom. Another one was a grassfire in my front yard. And still another one was in a frying pan on my kitchen stove -- but the stove wasn't on. There was just grease burning in the pan. I'm getting rattled here.

I cant wAit any loNger i dont know what i am Going to do without hEaring this hilaRious storY!

I think this guy should post his writing NOW or be banned for breaking the hearts of the i-mockery forum readers. :(

Shut up you NOOBZ maybe he just is having some writer's block DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT NO YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL STUPID AND OF THE HOMOSEXUAL PERSUASION AM I RIGHT

how about instead we GIVE him some ideas of 'things to destroy' instead?

1. Cliched & queer animated gifs, especially ones involving weapons and/or intended to show how hardcore the bearer is.

2. People who demand attention for no reason other than they're hard to not notice, like a lost dog on a busy highway. Wrapped in christmas lights.

3. The olympic ice hockey team of Sweden and Chojin >:

4. rankeri

5. Anyone who would frown on deleting further idiotic rankeri posts

6. woodstock from the snoopy cartoons

7. Sex before marriage

8. Sex before puberty :o

9 Rankeri's harddrive

10. Judaism

11. Anyone who rejects Jesus's love