Puppy names! :D
 

I'm getting a puppy today, but I don't know what to name it. Sooo, you guys should give me some ideas.

Cute & humorous names would be great!

Picture of puppy needed.
Or at least description.

well, i dun actually know yet. my sister's picking the puppy up today, it's a surprise. but, i dun want it to refer to the color of the dog or anything. :(

snuffles >_> cuz snuffles is a kick ass name

Gorlack the Destroyer.
(because Glowbelly was too cowardly to name her son that, and now he's gonna get his ass beat on the playground as a result)

or you could name it "Fluffy The Destroyer of Worlds" >_>

Barson Bradley

keith

oh wtf i have to wait 'til tomorrow, cause he has to be a month old. :[

is augustus a good name for a male puppy? :X

But what would you call it for short, then?

"Here Aug-y, here boy" ...?

mister mockery would you PLEASE stop posting things on newgrounds :(

serioulsy i'll give you 20 bux

Augustus is a great name for a dog, you should go with that. Plus if you get angry at him augustus is an angry word just picture it in your head AU GUST US! as gutteral as possible.

I second the motion.

Egor!

no dude save that name for your illegitimate bastard child

Paws Malone... kinda has that film noir private eye flair, but with a dash of adorable

if he's an ass and tears up the furniture I think Nero would be a good name

prick. she wanted to have its mid name egor :\

meatwad

Vic Kevlar, Rmunsen Furblor, or the Ghost of Steve McQueen

Name it Pubby, then pick it up by it's armpits, and run around with it :/

name it Senor Buggybeans.

How about "Moe". Augustus seems like too long of a Name for a Dog. Unless you Trained it to Poop on your Neighbours Lawn.

"Augustus, Finish doing your buisness and come inside for Alpo!"

yay i found out im getting a pit bull. because i'm a badass.

so, i guess that might help with finding a name. :D

So far, I've thought on..

augustus
jeffree
paws malone

i s'pose ill post pictures when i can, but i still don't have him. :[

yeah and nothing's short for augustus right

Whichever name you choose, it should probably be short, and have hard consonants in it (easier for the dog to learn its name).

For example, a name like "Killjoy" has two hard consonants and two syllables, and therefore would be (training- and control-wise) a superior name to something like 'Ulysses'.

Remember, if the shit hits the fan, you want a name that you can yell out fast and clear.

courage?

Radar is a good name.

I like the name Dash. ;O

AUGUSTUSIVSON BONAPARTE!

All my animals have complex, proper and quite long names and respond to all of them and other things.[/b]

Give it a wussie-cutsie name for the irony value. Like Cuddles or Sweetie or something.

Barring that, you could call him Buster.

I wante to name our dog Durkheim, but my parents nixed it. >:

i thought puppies had to wait until they were six weeks old to be weaned.

I have a Basset hound named Petunia. The people at the pound claimed her name was "Chomper," so needless to say, my family decided to give her a far worse name. :(

GORSE

My favorite puppy name is "Styx" (sticks)

Thank you I think I speak for the rest of us when I say that I'm glad you told us how to pronounce that. Fag. >:

Here are MY suggestions:

Señor Barky
Sir Lucius McPitbull
Odie Arbuckle

And maybe Evelyn, but only if it's modified. :(

ebenezer wagglethorpe

hong kong phooeys baby

the roly poly puppy

sir lawrence olivier

scrambles :reference
lifesaver :anotherdifferentreference

- Swiffles
- Swifflemits
- Wiffymits
- Miffywits
- Snakeface

p.s. it's a girl doggy. :(

SO, I GUESS JEFFREE DOESN'T WORK.

p.s. ill post pictures in lyke one second okay? okay! :D

Why do you need a dog, Danny?

Are you blind?

Or did you just buy a farm?

A dog is for dinner, not for keeping. >:

I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ;(